Imma divert my attention away from Bey nd speak on something a lil different jus for a sec. Cyberbullying in amongst on of the highest forms of violence and it is steadily increasing with each rising day. I know many of you have saw the video of "Amber Cole" and there are so many people who are bullying that poor lil girl nd saying things about her and it needs to stop. For one who are you that you can cast judgement upon someone else....nobody thas right. Many of us act like we are perfect not realizing we are imperfect too. True she was wrong for it but what respectable guy will make his gal give him oral head in front of his friends and what friend would sit there nd film it that shit is disgusting as fuck. We need better role models because I have a 15, 10, nd 3 year old at home nd this society that we live in now is horrible i really miss the 90's nd when people had class about the things they do nd when parents controled the household. now it seems that no one cares about anything an thus situations like this happen. I jus pray for her family and that she doesnt kill herself over this incident because it is sick and needs to be handled properly. That is all now back to Bey nd Shawn
We left off with everybody moving to Bey's Island temporarily because Lyndell had a hit out on Bey in which Nay got the whole scoop on. They all arrive nd things get awkward when Shawn shows up.
*They arrive on the island nd its late nd everyone is jet lagged so they all fall asleep. Around noon Nay wakes up to Bey's hot ass breath again*
Nay: UGH BEYONCE DAM!!!!!!!!!!!
Bey: *laughs* I knew that would wake u up scoot over
Nay: Ugh *moves so Bey can get in the bed wit her*wat do u want
Bey: I miss Shawn
Nay: *rolls over nd puts covers on her face*
Bey: Bitch don't be ignoring me *pulls cover off Nay*
Nay: wat do u want me to say Bey o I miss him too well I won't
Bey: I know but he's my husband th (Nay interrupts) Ya that could
have given u aids
Bey: I know that much but its been a while since I seen him I
wonder how he's doin I love him so much
Nay:Ugh look Giselle *sits up* ur breath smells like shit but on
a serious tip Shawn was wrong for that nd should pay but its up
to you to take him back. I know you still love him I can see it
in your eyes nd I was the only one who caught on to your tone of
voice last nite when u asked about him. Now what woman who isn't
still in love asked about the well being of the man she is still
in love with
Bey: Ur right Nay but I hate him
Nay: You bi-polar bitch make up your mind u miss him but u hate
him wat the hell ugh
Bey: Nay I love nd hate him rite now nd when he gets here I dont
know what imma do
Nay: I DO IMMA MAKE U TWO MAKE UP CUZ YO BI-POLARISM IS RUBBIN OFF ON ME
Bey: Bitch no u didn't u the one bi-polar dont even go there
Nay: Uh huh sure wateva but all I know is do you love him
Bey: Yes
Nay: Do you need him
Bey: Yes
Nay: Do you wanna hold him
Bey: Yes
Nay: Squeeze him
Bey: Yes
Nay: Then you got to got to show a little tenderness(lmfaoo Im a
dam fool)
Bey: Omg u need help *laughs*
Nay: *laughing* but forreal Bey I'm single so I can't really say
too much on this but I know that if I were taken this is what I
would want nd maybe u can take from that but I know that I would give my man a second chance but o he has to earn trust back nd pay for breaking my heart an almost killing me. He's a human he should be forgivin but don't you forget cuz I sure in hell won't jus pray about it nd God will surely let you know what to do. I know you have been talkin to Shawn tell the truth
Bey: *looks away*
Nay: Told ya
Bey:*smiles* last time I talked to him was about a month ago he calls nd leaves voicemails saying he's sorry nd still loves me nd writes texts that I don't reply to but lastnite when you told me everything he ran across my mind I wanted to know if he was fine and he was all I could think about nd I dreamed about him too thas y Im up and I would talk to Solo but I dont feel like hearing her mouth cuz u know how she is when she sleep nd you always have good conversation but I really need a shoulder to cry on
Nay: I'm here Bey I may be young but I'm ready to give you all my
ears
Bey: Thas cute imma use it on my next album
Nay: I bet cho ass will too
Bey: Yup
Nay: shakin my butt
Bey: Don't u mean head
Nay: Nope
Bey: Wow thas new imma use it too
Nay: Thievin ass always swagger jackin somebody huh
Bey: Hush but I'm hungry
Nay: Well take yo ass in the kitchen nd get somethin to eat
Bey: I dont feel like it
Nay: Well yo ass gon be hungry then
Bey: I miss Shawn
Nay: 0_o
Bey: Wat!!!
Nay: Get out
Bey:*laughs*
Nay: Get out now Giselle u gettin on my nerves
Bey: *laughs so hard she farts*
Nay: U NASTY BITCH GET OUT NOW
Bey: *dies*
Nay: U UGH I CAN'T STAND U JUS WAIT IMMA FART IN YO BED TOO RITE
ON YO PILLOW ND GIVE U PINK EYE
Bey: *crackin up*
Nay:U really think this shit funny huh
Bey: It is *rolling on bed*
Nay: *pushes Bey off bed goes to brush her teeth while Bey is
still crackin up* At least I can cook so Imma go make myself
somethin to eat bye
*Bey: *runs nd jumps on Nay's back*make me some too PLEASE!!!!!
Nay: get yo ass off me before I wake up Mama Tina
MT: I been up *walks out of her room* Bey y u on her back like
that
Nay: Cuz she wanna get beat up thats y
Bey: By who
Nay: Me
Bey:*jumps off her back* I wanna see that
Nay: Ok u will be able to see nd feel it too
Bey: Whatever u can't handle me
Nay: *laughs*
Mt: You two are a mess
Nay: Yes we are Mama Tina what are you doing up did we wake you
MT: No Im hungry
Nay: Me 2 I was gonna cook something for everybody except Bey
MT: Y
Nay: Cuz she farted on me nd woke me up with her dragon breath
MT: Thas rude
Nay: Rite
Mt: Well Bey go brush yo dam mouth nd you to nay then y'all come
help me in the kitchen
Nay: I already did
MT: Well come on lets get to cookin
*Bey went nd cleaned up then all three of them cooked nd talked
nd made a really big breakfast with egg, bacon,sausage, pancakes,
orange juice, apple juice nd Solo woke up to the smell of food nd
they were all talking and eating an jus having a good time when
Shawn showed up*
Bey: OMG Shawn's here
Nay: TIME FOR ME TO DISAPPEAR
Bey: Me too lets go
Solo: Me 2
MT: Um No y'all will help me clean up this kitchen before y'all
do anything
Nay I told them that
Solo: Shut up
Bey: Ugh ok mama fine
*they start cleaning up and all started walking to the back of
the house to get changed and hit the beach when Shawn walked thru
the door with another female*
Nay: Is that another bitch or was I trippin
Bey: OMG it is and here I am missing him and for what he doesnt
miss me UGH*screams*
Solo: Nay time to cut this bitch huh
Nay: Hell ya
*Shawn looks around nd only sees Mama Tina in the kitchen sipping
coffee and playing on her phone*
Shawn: Hey Mama
MT: Hey Shawn *gives him a hug*
Shawn: How have you been
MT: Great an you are too as from what I can see
Shawn: O this is Antoinette my new assistant
MT: O ok *in the back of her mind thinking ya rite*
Shawn: Where is Bey is she alrite
MT: Bey Solo n Nay are running around here being crazy I think
they are goin to the beach their in the back gettin changed
Shawn: Ok *starts to walk towards the back of the house*
MT: I don't think its a good idea to go back there knowing them
three ur probably gonna walk into a war zone
Shawn: O y u say that
MT: Cuz of your friend
Shawn: O ugh alright well we will take this side of the house
since I paid for it nd stay clear of them til whenever
*jus then Nay came out of the back*Mama Tina
MT: In here sweety
Nay: O hey u not comin to the beach with us
MT: Ya i'll be down in a lil bit
Nay: Ok cool we will
*looks at Shawn, smiles nd waves* Hi Shawn
Shawn:*shocked* Hi Nay Nay
Nay: *gives him a hug* We've missed u big bro
Shawn: Missed y'all to
Nay: Who is this lovely lady
Shawn: My new assistant Antoinette
Nay: O Hi I'm Renay but everybody calls me Nay or Nay Nay I'm the
adopted one
Ant:O Hi
Shawn: Ya Bey n Solo adopted her into the fam she is cool people's til u make her mad then its pure madness
Nay: Well bye now my sisters are waiting on me
Mt: Ok I'll be out in a few
*Nay goes to the back ware Bey nd Solo are waiting for her at the
door, they heard everything*
Nay: Beyonce u owe me cuz I hugged him nd was nice to him
Bey: Nay u rock I will do anything for you u know I love you
Nay: Ya wateva but anyway that girl is Antoinette his new
assistant
Bey: Y she have to come with him here this is my island not a
free land its called Bey's land which means u have to go thru Bey
to get on it
Nay: Well i guess he figured he bought it so he can bring whom
ever
Bey: Ugh
Nay: Look lets get in the water so u can pretend to be a whale nd get over things
Solo: *bursts out laughing* hahahaahaahahaha a whale hahahaahahahaa
Bey: Bitch *chases Nay*
Nay: *runs out of the room to Mama Tina* Maaaamaaaa she trying to kill me *Nay runs to the beach with Solo n Bey following*
MT: Those are my kids o well
*Nay,Bey nd Solo go have fun on the beach tryin to drown each other, after a while Mama Tina came nd they all enjoyed themselves an when they got out they showered nd all helped make dinner (in case some of you are wondering how they got food they have it delivered before they get there and they have people come to take care of the house while their away) the girls all sit an watch tv nd get closer an pick on each other mostly Nay. They enjoy watching Law Abiding Citizen nd a couple of other movies nd all have a slumber party in the Queen Palace (Bey's room basically)*
Bey: Omg I couldnt have done this with out you guys thank you soo much
Solo: Ur welcome
Nay: No prob Bob
*Solo goes to call and check on Julez while Nay nd Bey jus lay in bed nd watch tv. Mama Tina had already retired to her room nd was currently busy with her boytoy whom she had brought along (sick)*
Solo: julez mommy missed you
Julez: I miss you too mommy when are you coming back
Solo: I really don't know yet we are in danger an until the bad
guy is captured I have to stay here
Julez: Can I come?
Solo: Sorry baby not this time but I promise when I get back we
will do anything you want
Julez: Cool I miss you mommy and I love you
Solo: I miss nd love you too
Julez: We bout to go eat mommy I will talk to you tomorrow
Solo: Ok bye love you
Julez: Love you too
*Solo goes back with Bey n Nay nd lies on the bed*
Solo: Ugh y did I have to let Julez stay with his daddy I miss my baby
Bey: We all do but his safety is more important right
Solo: Yes
Nay: I know how u feel I miss my baby too well god baby that is
Solo: Dora ya I miss ha too
Bey: Yes she is too cute
Nay: Thanks
*they all chit chat nd fall asleep. In the middle of the nite Nay gets up to go to the bathroom nd accidentally wakes Bey up they both use the bathroom nd on their way back to sleep they hear a noise comin from the kitchen. They tip toe down the hall to find Shawn nd Antoinette in the kitchen*
Ant: This house is really beautiful
Shawn: Thanks I wish you could have met Bey but she will come around
Ant: And if she don't
Shawn: Well she will I hope I really messed up
Ant: O well what did u do if u dont mind me asking
Shawn: Jus know it was bad I didn't mean too
Ant: O well I'm here if u need it
Shawn: Thanks
Nay: *whispers to Bey* Dam he really has changed
Bey: Yes I think I really do want him back
Nay: I'm here either way you know that
Bey: Thanks sis
*jus as Bey was bout to walk all the way into the kitchen Shawn grabbed Antoinette nd kissed her*
NAY & BEY*LOUDLY* O HELL NAW
Welcome
This is my first blog so dont judge me im coming up with this off he top of my head so be patient nd I hope you enjoy them. This blog contains stories about Beyonce and Solange Knowles not jus Beyonce and Shawn Carter.
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
Love/hate
SMH WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEAVE GISELLE ALONE DAM LET HA BE PREGNANT PEOPLE DAM WHEN YALL GOT PREGNANT THE WORLD DIDNT SAY ANYTHIN BUT SHE GETS PREGNANT O SHE GOTTA BE FAKING IT SMGDH FUCK THE MEDIA ND IM DONE
Well we left off with Nay, Bey n Solo at the club cuz Solo had to dj. When she was done everybody was still hanging nd Nay went to the bathroom nd came back nd told them that they immediately had to leave.
Bey: Renay if u dont tell us y we had to leave we gon have a problem
Nay: Cuz I started my period there ya happy dam (lyin)
Solo & Bey: Oh
Nay: Ya nd i'm cramping really bad so I wanna shower nd eat
Bey: Ya me too
Solo: Me 3 I miss my Julez
Nay: Ya we all do he is the coolest kid ever
Bey: Sure is
*they all sit in the back of the Bach nd chill while Nay stares out the window knowing
that eventually she was gonna have to tell Bey what she saw in the club*
Bey: Nay y u so quiet
Nay: Huh O cuz when I start my cycle I get quiet nd jus wanna chill (lyin)
Bey: O ok well we'll be home in a bit jus lay back nd chill then u see Solo half sleep
Nay: Rite *laughs*
*they arrive home in total silence nd Nay goes to her room takes a shower nd starts
talking to herself (I aint crazy but u know how u gotta gather ur thoughts before u tell
someone some bad news) while Bey nd Solo go hop in showers. They all get done
around the same time get on some comfy pj's on they eat nd watch Martin dvd's all
nite. Bey falls asleep first nd Nay n Solo stay up talkin*
Solo: Nay
Nay: huh?
Solo: Wats really goin on
Nay: What u mean
Solo: U not on yo period cuz u had it last week wit me
Nay:*stunned*
Solo: Ya so what happen at the club
Nay: We need to wake Bey up nd leave now
Solo: Y explain please whose ass I gotta whoop
Nay: Well I went to the bathroom nd those two women who we beat up at the nail salon
was there nd one of em said Lyndell put a hit out on Bey nd that he was gon pay them
to whoop Bey's ass but not kill her then the other one was like no imma kill that bitch
nd Solange nd the other one that was with them. They aint see me come in nor leave so
thas y I came out in a rush nd we had to jet
Solo: O SHIT Y U AINT SAY NOTHIN
Nay: Cuz I had someone keepin me informed on if he was forreal or not but we need to
dip like now jus to be safe ya feel me they jus told me to get out of town its the best
thing to do nd they will set him up to be taken down
Solo: Iight lets go get Bey nd tell her imma pack our stuff
Nay: BEYONCE!!!!!!!*runs into Bey's room*Bey we gotta go now
Bey: What y I jus laid down
Nay: Cuz there is a hit out on u from Lyndell I found out I'll explain everything on the way to the airport call Mama nd tell her we comin to get her
*Bey got up nd did wat she was told nd in 7 mins they were out of the house alarm set
nd Mama Tina was waiting on them when they drove up she hopped in the car nd they
caught the S. Carter to Bey's Island. On the way Nay explained everything to them*
Nay: Ok this is what I got Lyndell was never killed it was another guy that looks like him
he's been watchin Bey nd that girl at the nail salon was a set up nd at the club it was
suppose to go down if u came to the restroom but luckily I went in nd heard them nd
got u out of there in time. Then my informant told me they was lookin for u at the club
nd they are goin to keep close surveillance on him nd the bugged his phone nd the
girls phone too they dont know where we are nd its best if we got out of town fast cuz
all of us are on that list
Bey: Y didn't u tell me this earlier
Nay: Cuz I didnt have all the details nd my informant was textin me giving me orders of
wat to do nd after u went to sleep is when he was like its best that we all disappear for a
while
Bey: O Wait what about Shawn
Nay: He's gonna meet us there
Solo: And Julez what about my baby
Nay: He is protected they sent a unit to tell Daniel what's goin on nd Lyndell doesn't
know where Julez is and they are gonna keep it that way
Solo: Ok
Bey: Dam Nay what are u some FBI Agent
Nay: Um no but I have connects nd they keep me informed especially when it comes to
you guys
Bey: Wow I really feel safe u should be my body guard
Nay: HELL NO
Bey: Y
Nay: Cuz ur breath smells like boiled bologne
Solo: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA this is not a laughin matter but u always
got me laughing Nay boogie
Bey: Ugh Nay please
Nay: Ugh Bey NOOOO!!!!!!
Bey:*pouts*
Nay: U got Julius
Bey: Ya I do but still want you
Nay: Well people in hell want ice water can't help u there buddy I'm goin to Hollywood
thank u
Bey: Fine Nay u do have ur own dreams
Nay: Right
*they all sit nd talk nd they arrive on Bey Land nd everyone is chill nd laid back when
Shawn came nd shit got awkward*
Well we left off with Nay, Bey n Solo at the club cuz Solo had to dj. When she was done everybody was still hanging nd Nay went to the bathroom nd came back nd told them that they immediately had to leave.
Bey: Renay if u dont tell us y we had to leave we gon have a problem
Nay: Cuz I started my period there ya happy dam (lyin)
Solo & Bey: Oh
Nay: Ya nd i'm cramping really bad so I wanna shower nd eat
Bey: Ya me too
Solo: Me 3 I miss my Julez
Nay: Ya we all do he is the coolest kid ever
Bey: Sure is
*they all sit in the back of the Bach nd chill while Nay stares out the window knowing
that eventually she was gonna have to tell Bey what she saw in the club*
Bey: Nay y u so quiet
Nay: Huh O cuz when I start my cycle I get quiet nd jus wanna chill (lyin)
Bey: O ok well we'll be home in a bit jus lay back nd chill then u see Solo half sleep
Nay: Rite *laughs*
*they arrive home in total silence nd Nay goes to her room takes a shower nd starts
talking to herself (I aint crazy but u know how u gotta gather ur thoughts before u tell
someone some bad news) while Bey nd Solo go hop in showers. They all get done
around the same time get on some comfy pj's on they eat nd watch Martin dvd's all
nite. Bey falls asleep first nd Nay n Solo stay up talkin*
Solo: Nay
Nay: huh?
Solo: Wats really goin on
Nay: What u mean
Solo: U not on yo period cuz u had it last week wit me
Nay:*stunned*
Solo: Ya so what happen at the club
Nay: We need to wake Bey up nd leave now
Solo: Y explain please whose ass I gotta whoop
Nay: Well I went to the bathroom nd those two women who we beat up at the nail salon
was there nd one of em said Lyndell put a hit out on Bey nd that he was gon pay them
to whoop Bey's ass but not kill her then the other one was like no imma kill that bitch
nd Solange nd the other one that was with them. They aint see me come in nor leave so
thas y I came out in a rush nd we had to jet
Solo: O SHIT Y U AINT SAY NOTHIN
Nay: Cuz I had someone keepin me informed on if he was forreal or not but we need to
dip like now jus to be safe ya feel me they jus told me to get out of town its the best
thing to do nd they will set him up to be taken down
Solo: Iight lets go get Bey nd tell her imma pack our stuff
Nay: BEYONCE!!!!!!!*runs into Bey's room*Bey we gotta go now
Bey: What y I jus laid down
Nay: Cuz there is a hit out on u from Lyndell I found out I'll explain everything on the way to the airport call Mama nd tell her we comin to get her
*Bey got up nd did wat she was told nd in 7 mins they were out of the house alarm set
nd Mama Tina was waiting on them when they drove up she hopped in the car nd they
caught the S. Carter to Bey's Island. On the way Nay explained everything to them*
Nay: Ok this is what I got Lyndell was never killed it was another guy that looks like him
he's been watchin Bey nd that girl at the nail salon was a set up nd at the club it was
suppose to go down if u came to the restroom but luckily I went in nd heard them nd
got u out of there in time. Then my informant told me they was lookin for u at the club
nd they are goin to keep close surveillance on him nd the bugged his phone nd the
girls phone too they dont know where we are nd its best if we got out of town fast cuz
all of us are on that list
Bey: Y didn't u tell me this earlier
Nay: Cuz I didnt have all the details nd my informant was textin me giving me orders of
wat to do nd after u went to sleep is when he was like its best that we all disappear for a
while
Bey: O Wait what about Shawn
Nay: He's gonna meet us there
Solo: And Julez what about my baby
Nay: He is protected they sent a unit to tell Daniel what's goin on nd Lyndell doesn't
know where Julez is and they are gonna keep it that way
Solo: Ok
Bey: Dam Nay what are u some FBI Agent
Nay: Um no but I have connects nd they keep me informed especially when it comes to
you guys
Bey: Wow I really feel safe u should be my body guard
Nay: HELL NO
Bey: Y
Nay: Cuz ur breath smells like boiled bologne
Solo: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA this is not a laughin matter but u always
got me laughing Nay boogie
Bey: Ugh Nay please
Nay: Ugh Bey NOOOO!!!!!!
Bey:*pouts*
Nay: U got Julius
Bey: Ya I do but still want you
Nay: Well people in hell want ice water can't help u there buddy I'm goin to Hollywood
thank u
Bey: Fine Nay u do have ur own dreams
Nay: Right
*they all sit nd talk nd they arrive on Bey Land nd everyone is chill nd laid back when
Shawn came nd shit got awkward*
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Aint that a Bitch
It's been a min but Im backup in it gotta keep y'all up wit the drama. my aunt passed so we buried her I got swamped wit school work nd my lil girl was rushed to the e.r. she's fine now nd I jus found out that I'm gonna be an auntie not to happy but thas whats been goin on. Now lets see how this ish plays out.
We left off with Bey, Nay, nd Solo acting an ass in Wal-Mart. Bey finally bought Nay her Ipad that she's been promising her nd they were jus getting random useless things when they turn the corner to see Lyndell.(now if most of u was payin attention to my blog u would kow Lyndell was dead or was he)
Lyn: Well well well if it isn't BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES
Solo: aint u dead how tf u back u aint Jesus
Lyn: I was never dead the guy who they found looks like me but it wasn't I slipped away nd been in hiding eversince but now i'm back
Nay: AWWW HELL LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER ASS WHOOPIN
Solo: HELL YA THIS TIME WE GON MAKE SURE U DON'T MAKE IT OUT ALIVE
Bey: NO!!! Lets go y'all He won't ruin our night
Nay & Solo: U SURE BEY
Bey: Yes
*they leave nd go home Nay nd Solo are silent cuz they themselves are still in shock nd is wondering what Bey has in mind*
Nay: So Bey what are we gonna do about him?
Bey: We can't keep runnin from him its time to fight fire with fire but not tonite tomorrow lets party some more
*Nay nd Solo both look at each other like this bitch is crazy nd shrug it off n the pop bottles nd party til 7 a.m. then all crash in Bey's King size bed layin every which way. Nay wakes up nd goes to the bathroom n Bey gets up after her then Solo then they all go rite back to sleep in the same position. They all start to wake up about 3 p.m. nd jus sit in bed*
Bey: *yawns in Nay's face*
Nay: *jumps out of her sleep* BEYONCE U JUS BURNED MY FUCKIN EYEBROWS OFF WIT YO DRAGON BREATH GOT DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FACE IS ON FIRE(now yall know Bey got some bad breath jus to be honest lmfao that shit can start a fire)
Solo:*still dead sleep bursts out laughing*Nay u a fuckin fool hahahahahahahahah
Bey: OOPS *giggles* my bad
Nay: Got dam Bey u wrong fa dat u hot breath bastard go brush yo teeth 3 times nd gargle 6 times wit bleach thas nasty
Bey: Shut up
Solo: *dyin on the bed* Nay u need help
Nay: No Bey does thas y she can't use the same mic twice hell she done burned through the electrical cords from her hot ass breath
Bey: U wrong fa dat *laughs*
Nay: No u wrong for blowin yo breath in my face like that smell like the whole NBA took a shit in yo mouth last nite
Solo: *crackin up* RENAY SHUT YO ASS UP I AINT BOUT TO PLAY WIT U THIS MORNIN
Nay: Blame Bey hell
Bey: *gets in Nay's face* awww Nay is it that bad *blows breath again*
Nay: U bitch *pushes Bey nd leaves the room*
Bey:*laughs* U the bitch u sour patch hoe
Nay:*turns around* FYI I hate sour patch's u cunt bucket bitch
Solo: *dies* HAHAHAHAAHAAH
Bey: Ugh u ...u..
Nay: U wat? Wat u gotta say dragon breath nd go pick up yo weave off the floor
Solo: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bey: Shut up
Nay: O u mad wit cha none cookin ass
Bey: Whateva
Nay: O so u mad forreal
Bey: *goes to pick up her weave* I gotta clean up nd yall gon help me
Nay: Duh thas only fair
Bey: Good then we can eat
Nay: But u not cookin rite
Bey: Shut up
Solo: *laughs*
*they clean then Nay nd Solo cook nd teach Bey some things in the kitchen. Then they all watched tv til about 7 then they decided to go out to the club ware Solo had to Dj. They get dressed nd leave at about 9 nd they are having a good time*
Nay: THIS MY SHIT RITE HERE
Bey: HELL YA FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK OUT HERE
Nay: YA MOSES KEPT U IN THE HOUSE LOCKED UP ALL THE TIME SO U DON FAGOT WHAT ITS LIKE TO PARTY FREELY
Bey: U ARE SO RITE *high five*
*when Solo's gig is up they stay a lil longer to party some more then Nay goes to the restroom but runs back nd grabs Bey nd Solo nd the leave immediately*
Bey:*in the car* Y are we leaving
Nay:Um
Solo: Um what
Nay: CUZ............
We left off with Bey, Nay, nd Solo acting an ass in Wal-Mart. Bey finally bought Nay her Ipad that she's been promising her nd they were jus getting random useless things when they turn the corner to see Lyndell.(now if most of u was payin attention to my blog u would kow Lyndell was dead or was he)
Lyn: Well well well if it isn't BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES
Solo: aint u dead how tf u back u aint Jesus
Lyn: I was never dead the guy who they found looks like me but it wasn't I slipped away nd been in hiding eversince but now i'm back
Nay: AWWW HELL LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER ASS WHOOPIN
Solo: HELL YA THIS TIME WE GON MAKE SURE U DON'T MAKE IT OUT ALIVE
Bey: NO!!! Lets go y'all He won't ruin our night
Nay & Solo: U SURE BEY
Bey: Yes
*they leave nd go home Nay nd Solo are silent cuz they themselves are still in shock nd is wondering what Bey has in mind*
Nay: So Bey what are we gonna do about him?
Bey: We can't keep runnin from him its time to fight fire with fire but not tonite tomorrow lets party some more
*Nay nd Solo both look at each other like this bitch is crazy nd shrug it off n the pop bottles nd party til 7 a.m. then all crash in Bey's King size bed layin every which way. Nay wakes up nd goes to the bathroom n Bey gets up after her then Solo then they all go rite back to sleep in the same position. They all start to wake up about 3 p.m. nd jus sit in bed*
Bey: *yawns in Nay's face*
Nay: *jumps out of her sleep* BEYONCE U JUS BURNED MY FUCKIN EYEBROWS OFF WIT YO DRAGON BREATH GOT DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FACE IS ON FIRE(now yall know Bey got some bad breath jus to be honest lmfao that shit can start a fire)
Solo:*still dead sleep bursts out laughing*Nay u a fuckin fool hahahahahahahahah
Bey: OOPS *giggles* my bad
Nay: Got dam Bey u wrong fa dat u hot breath bastard go brush yo teeth 3 times nd gargle 6 times wit bleach thas nasty
Bey: Shut up
Solo: *dyin on the bed* Nay u need help
Nay: No Bey does thas y she can't use the same mic twice hell she done burned through the electrical cords from her hot ass breath
Bey: U wrong fa dat *laughs*
Nay: No u wrong for blowin yo breath in my face like that smell like the whole NBA took a shit in yo mouth last nite
Solo: *crackin up* RENAY SHUT YO ASS UP I AINT BOUT TO PLAY WIT U THIS MORNIN
Nay: Blame Bey hell
Bey: *gets in Nay's face* awww Nay is it that bad *blows breath again*
Nay: U bitch *pushes Bey nd leaves the room*
Bey:*laughs* U the bitch u sour patch hoe
Nay:*turns around* FYI I hate sour patch's u cunt bucket bitch
Solo: *dies* HAHAHAHAAHAAH
Bey: Ugh u ...u..
Nay: U wat? Wat u gotta say dragon breath nd go pick up yo weave off the floor
Solo: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bey: Shut up
Nay: O u mad wit cha none cookin ass
Bey: Whateva
Nay: O so u mad forreal
Bey: *goes to pick up her weave* I gotta clean up nd yall gon help me
Nay: Duh thas only fair
Bey: Good then we can eat
Nay: But u not cookin rite
Bey: Shut up
Solo: *laughs*
*they clean then Nay nd Solo cook nd teach Bey some things in the kitchen. Then they all watched tv til about 7 then they decided to go out to the club ware Solo had to Dj. They get dressed nd leave at about 9 nd they are having a good time*
Nay: THIS MY SHIT RITE HERE
Bey: HELL YA FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK OUT HERE
Nay: YA MOSES KEPT U IN THE HOUSE LOCKED UP ALL THE TIME SO U DON FAGOT WHAT ITS LIKE TO PARTY FREELY
Bey: U ARE SO RITE *high five*
*when Solo's gig is up they stay a lil longer to party some more then Nay goes to the restroom but runs back nd grabs Bey nd Solo nd the leave immediately*
Bey:*in the car* Y are we leaving
Nay:Um
Solo: Um what
Nay: CUZ............
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