Aint that a Bitch

It's been a min but Im backup in it gotta keep y'all up wit the drama. my aunt passed so we buried her I got swamped wit school work nd my lil girl was rushed to the e.r. she's fine now nd I jus found out that I'm gonna be an auntie not to happy but thas whats been goin on. Now lets see how this ish plays out.

We left off with Bey, Nay, nd Solo acting an ass in Wal-Mart. Bey finally bought Nay her Ipad that she's been promising her nd they were jus getting random useless things when they turn the corner to see Lyndell.(now if most of u was payin attention to my blog u would kow Lyndell was dead or was he)

Lyn: Well well well if it isn't BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES
Solo: aint u dead how tf u back u aint Jesus
Lyn: I was never dead the guy who they found looks like me but it wasn't I slipped away nd been in hiding eversince but now i'm back
Nay: AWWW HELL LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER ASS WHOOPIN
Solo: HELL YA THIS TIME WE GON MAKE SURE U DON'T MAKE IT OUT ALIVE
Bey: NO!!! Lets go y'all He won't ruin our night
Nay & Solo: U SURE BEY
Bey: Yes
*they leave nd go home Nay nd Solo are silent cuz they themselves are still in shock nd is wondering what Bey has in mind*
Nay: So Bey what are we gonna do about him?
Bey: We can't keep runnin from him its time to fight fire with fire but not tonite tomorrow lets party some more
*Nay nd Solo both look at each other like this bitch is crazy nd shrug it off n the pop bottles nd party til 7 a.m. then all crash in Bey's King size bed layin every which way. Nay wakes up nd goes to the bathroom n Bey gets up after her then Solo then they all go rite back to sleep in the same position. They all start to wake up about 3 p.m. nd jus sit in bed*
Bey: *yawns in Nay's face*
Nay: *jumps out of her sleep* BEYONCE U JUS BURNED MY FUCKIN EYEBROWS OFF WIT YO DRAGON BREATH GOT DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FACE IS ON FIRE(now yall know Bey got some bad breath jus to be honest lmfao that shit can start a fire)
Solo:*still dead sleep bursts out laughing*Nay u a fuckin fool hahahahahahahahah
Bey: OOPS *giggles* my bad
Nay: Got dam Bey u wrong fa dat u hot breath bastard go brush yo teeth 3 times nd gargle 6 times wit bleach thas nasty
Bey: Shut up
Solo: *dyin on the bed* Nay u need help
Nay: No Bey does thas y she can't use the same mic twice hell she done burned through the electrical cords from her hot ass breath
Bey: U wrong fa dat *laughs*
Nay: No u wrong for blowin yo breath in my face like that smell like the whole NBA took a shit in yo mouth last nite
Solo: *crackin up* RENAY SHUT YO ASS UP I AINT BOUT TO PLAY WIT U THIS MORNIN
Nay: Blame Bey hell
Bey: *gets in Nay's face* awww Nay is it that bad *blows breath again*
Nay: U bitch *pushes Bey nd leaves the room*
Bey:*laughs* U the bitch u sour patch hoe
Nay:*turns around* FYI I hate sour patch's u cunt bucket bitch
Solo: *dies* HAHAHAHAAHAAH
Bey: Ugh u ...u..
Nay: U wat? Wat u gotta say dragon breath nd go pick up yo weave off the floor
Solo: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bey: Shut up
Nay: O u mad wit cha none cookin ass
Bey: Whateva
Nay: O so u mad forreal
Bey: *goes to pick up her weave* I gotta clean up nd yall gon help me
Nay: Duh thas only fair
Bey: Good then we can eat
Nay: But u not cookin rite
Bey: Shut up
Solo: *laughs*
*they clean then Nay nd Solo cook nd teach Bey some things in the kitchen. Then they all watched tv til about 7 then they decided to go out to the club ware Solo had to Dj. They get dressed nd leave at about 9 nd they are having a good time*
Nay: THIS MY SHIT RITE HERE
Bey: HELL YA FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK OUT HERE
Nay: YA MOSES KEPT U IN THE HOUSE LOCKED UP ALL THE TIME SO U DON FAGOT WHAT ITS LIKE TO PARTY FREELY
Bey: U ARE SO RITE *high five*
*when Solo's gig is up they stay a lil longer to party some more then Nay goes to the restroom but runs back nd grabs Bey nd Solo  nd the leave immediately*
Bey:*in the car* Y are we leaving
Nay:Um
Solo: Um what
Nay: CUZ............