O HELL NAW

MY AUNT PASSED AWAY SO I DONT KNOW WHEN I WILL UPDATE AGAIN THANKS U GUYS FOR YOUR SUPPORT

We left off with Bey nd Shawn breaking up because he slept with another female unwillingly then lied to bey's face nd could have possible given her aids. Her test results came in and Renay read the results and they all gasped.


Nay: BEYONCE OMG*starts to cry nd hugs Bey*


Bey:I KNOW NAY *cries tears of joy nd hugs Nay back*


*both jump up and down screaming*


Nay: We have to tell everyone and u still takin me shoppin ritw


Bey: Shut up yes fool omg where is Solo


Solo: Right here *walks around the corner*


Nay: Hey big sis


Solo: Hey lil sis whats goin 


Bey: *excited* LOOK


Solo: *looks at the paper* OMG BEYONCE 


*they all start jumping up and down*


Bey: THIS DAY CAN'T GET ANY BETTER 


Nay: YES IT CAN WE CAN GO SPEND UR MONEY ON ME YAAAA


Bey: YES WE CAN BUT NOT ALL ON YOU 


Solo: ME TOO 


Bey: ALL OF US JUS US WAIT LETS CALL MAMA


Nay: cool imma put this on facebook that this is a good day I won't go into 
details jus let the pictures tell em all huh


Solo: Right 


Bey: Gosh this is a blessing where is my mama *calls Mama Tina* 


MT: HELLO


BEY: MAMA GUESS WHAT 


MT: WHAT 


BEY: MY RESULTS CAME IN AND I TESTED NEGATIVE FOR EVERYTHING I 


MT: THAT IS A BLESSING OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING 


BEY: ME EITHER I WANT U TO GO SHOPPIN WITH US WE TAKIN RENAY FOR 
HER SCHOOL STUFF ND I'M SPLURGING ON MYSELF ND SOLO 


MT: Not this time I am hanging with some friends today maybe some other time 


Bey: Aww ok mama well have fun and we will come by to see you tonite 


Mt: Ok then have fun tell Nay nd Solo I love em talk to y'all later


Bey: we love you too bye mama


Nay: What she say 


Bey: She goin out with her friends today 


Solo: Word thats whats up


Nay: WAIT!!!! What friends o her male friends welp we won't be seeing her at all 


Solo: I know right she a freak maybe that's where I get it from


Nay: EWWWW 


Solo: What where u think Julez came from 


Nay: Ion Know 


Solo: Where u came from 


Nay: See I was a special delivery from a stork he delivered me to the wrong 
house nd I found my family 21 years later see I'm here wit y'all 


Solo: U a fool u know that 


Nay: Yes I do nd thank you 


Bey: *laughs* omg its so funny cuz Nay ur serious 


Nay: Uh huh


Solo:Well we love u u fit rite in wit us  


Nay: Good O um Beyonce aren't u going to call your husband and tell him the 
good news


Bey: what husband


Solo: Um look at ur finger 


Bey: O shit that person the liar


Nay: ya the only man to ever roam with the dinosaurs 


*Bey nd Solo bursts out laughing*


Bey: RENAY STFU U A FOOL


Nay: Y huh hell that old as bastard needs some depends nd denture aid hell he 
made me mad with that shit u dont do that get fucked then go fuck yo wife not 
knowing if u carryin somethin nd give it to her who does that not anyone in they 
right mind. 


Bey: U got a point 


Nay: I know I'm smart but then again he is 106 years old nd he got dementia so 
u can expect that (yo i am on the floor rolling as I write this)


Solo: Naw I can't *laughing* shut up hahahahahah


Nay: Man lets go now cuz I'm jus gon keep goin 


Bey: ya I'll call him later ima enjoy this day 


Solo: thas wat I wanna hear


*they leave nd go out shopping and have a good time doing things girls do they 
got manicures and pedicures thats when shit got crazier*


Bey: This is so relaxing jus my sisters nd I doing girl things 


Nay: Aww u called me ur sister nd my first time thank you Bey so much ur 
awesome 


Bey: Yes cuz u are the lil sister we never had and no Nay ur awesome if it wasnt 
for u I wouldn't be sitting here smiling u always keep a smile on ur face nd I 
keep one on mines now thanks to u 


Nay: Thanks but that sounded gay 


Bey: how idk the way u said it 


Solo: well u do Nay u always smiling even when it hurts nd we like that about u 


Nay*blushing* AWW SHUCKS U GUYS (sidenote I will NEVER in life say some 
ish like that nd now back to the story) 


Bey: Its true


Nay: Y'all gonna make me cry (again I really won't)


Solo: Please don't 


Bey: Cuz I'ma cry too 


Nay: well fine I*rudely interrupted*


Lady: Omg ur Beyonce 


Bey: Yes I am 


Lady: Ur a bitch 


Bey: excuse me


Nay:*hops off the spa machine* WAT DID U JUS CALL MY SISTER


Lady: Sister??


Solo: YA SISTER* hops out of machine too* (nd y'all know what I'm sayin when 
i say machine the chair u sit in to get ur feet done) U GOT A PROBLEM WITH 
THAT


Lady: Y'all bitch's dont want *pop*


*Nay laid her out*


Nay: WE DON'T WANT WHAT WHEN IT COMES TO THOSE TWO I DON'T PLAY


*jus then her friends come out to see her on the floor*


Other friend: OMG Kim what happen 


Nay: She called Beyonce a bitch nd got laid the fuck out u want some too


Other lady: no I'm so sorry we're leaving 


Bey: Nay let's go 


Nay: But my feet ain't done 


Bey: We can go somewhere else they callin the cops on us 


Nay: O SHIT NIGGA LETS BOUNCE


*they all ran out nd hopped in the car nd drove away*


Bey: I loved how u hit that hoe that was crazy 


Solo: rite I was ready for her friends too 


Nay: Hell Ya Solo thas how we do it in Houston 


Bey: So now lets finish shopping nd we get out toes done later we can call Mr. 
Chin nd have them come to the house tonite nd finish getting them done 


Solo: O ya we can have a girls nite cuz Julez is with his daddy and Buddy is gone 
on business so y'all are stuck with me 


Nay: wouldn't have it any other way 


Bey: Rite


*they finish doin girl things nd Nay cracks jokes nd keeps them laughing the 
entire time Bey calls mr. Chin nd they all set up a girls nite nd get pedicures nd 
watch Madea movies all night*


Nay: Yo Tyler Perry is funny


Bey: Are y'all related


Nay: I have no idea I doubt it I mean I really don't know


Solo: How bout you look it up


Nay: Maybe one day ya know 


Bey: We'll help 


Nay: Thank you 


Bey: No problem what to do now


Nay: well back in the day we used to go Wal-Mart in the middle of the night nd 
buy stupid ish jus because we were bored


Bey: Well lets go 


*they hop in the car nd head to wal-mart, they were acting a plum fool singin 
loud nd it was hardly anyone in there so they didn't get bombarded by people*


Bey: Nay yo this ish is crazy fun we gotta do this more often


Solo: Yes fool been a while since we came to wal-mart


Nay: I know yo lets go buy Ipad's cuz u owe me one remember 


Bey: Yes I do lets go 


*they go and get their Ipad's nd as they turn the corner they all stop*


BEY: LYNDELL 


SOLO:WHAT 


NAY:THE


ALL: FUCK!!!!!!!!!