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This is my first blog so dont judge me im coming up with this off he top of my head so be patient nd I hope you enjoy them. This blog contains stories about Beyonce and Solange Knowles not jus Beyonce and Shawn Carter.



Friday, September 23, 2011

HOUSTON, TEXAS BABY

MY COLLEGE NEWSPAPER TEAM WANTS MY BLOG SO PSYCHED ABOUT THIS CAN'T WAIT  TO SEE WHERE THIS LEADS TO

We left off with Bey going to sleep after coming off tour nd spending time with her family. Solange had pushed a button about her getting pregnant so she leaves the room and falls asleep. She wakes up to Shawn's phone going off and finding naked pics of a female and Shawn gone.

Bey: SHAWN!!!

*no answer, everyone has left so Bey is home alone she walked around her entire mansion and Shawn was no where insight*

Bey: Aint this a bitch where is he *she calls his other phone and it goes to voicemail after the first ring*

Bey: O HELL NAW WHAT THE FUCK HE THINK THIS IS*she calls back and the same thing happens so she sends a message after leaving a voicemail*

(THE MESSAGE TO SHAWN: TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME)

*she goes to take a shower and calls Solange*

Solo: Hello big sister from hell what do u want

Bey: Ugh rude not in the mood for this I really need u now Code RED

*Solo can tell by Bey's voice she's serious*

Solo:OMG BEY NO ARE U SERIOUS U STAY RITE THERE IM ON THE WAY 

*they hang up and Bey sits nd stairs at the wall*

Bey: 10 YEARS OF MY LIFE GONE AND WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT

*Solo gets there in time to find Bey staring at the wall with tears streaming down her 
face nd her wedding ring on the table in front of her*

Solo: O GOD Bey come here *she hugged Bey an they cried together*Bey I'm here for you whatever you want to do I will be here for you want me to call Renay cuz u know she will be down for back up

Bey: Ya call her cuz this could get ugly and she doesnt care at all 

Solo: Cool*she goes and calls Renay*

Nay: Yo Solo wats good

Solo: Code Red

Nay: BET ALREADY LOCKED AND LOADED ON MY WAY NOW BE THERE IN 10

Solo: Bet 

*they hang up the phone nd Nay hopes in the car nd heads over to Bey's house, meanwhile Solo tries to comfort Bey*

Bey: How could he do this to me

Solo: He a sorry excuse for a man jus like Daniel bitch ass

Bey: But I thought he loved me I mean it was his idea to get these tattoos nd we been thru so much nd it ends like this 10 years Solo 10 fucking years of my life gone I can't get it back 

Solo: I know Bey but ur Beyonce for goodness sakes u can and will get another man

Bey: SMH I can't believe this is happening to me lets call him from ur phone

Solo: K *dials Shawn, rings then voicemail picks up*see this is some bullshit 

Nay:*knock knock* WARE HE AT THIS MFER DONT HURT MY BIG SISTER BEY O HE BOUT TO PAY WARE HIS BITCH ASS AT NOW SOMEBODY BETTA TELL ME NOW 

*runs around the entire house* 

Solo: NAY NAY CALM DOWN HE NOT HERE HE NOT ANSWERIN ANY OF OUR CALLS

Nay: IIGHT have yall called Mama yet and told her 

Bey:NO

Nay: And I AM SO GLAD Y'ALL DIDN'T SO WHAT Y'ALL WANNA DO CUZ I'M READY TO WHOOP THAT BIG HALF MAN HALF CAMEL ASS NIGGA OL HORSE LIPS HAVIN ASS NIGGA HE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR LOOKING LIKE THAT BITCH ASS VIAGRA NEEDIN NIGGA I KNOW HE NEED HUH BEY WE CAN TELL SHIT GOT MY BLOOD PRESSURE ALL UP ND ISH 

Solo: Calm down Nay 

Nay: NAW HELL NAW  HE HURT BEY ND HE HURTING ME CUZ I WAS BOUT TO EAT ND  U CALLED WITH THIS SO NOW I CANT EAT MY FOOD CUZ HE WANNA CHEAT ND BTW WHO TF CHEATS ON BEYONCE I JUS WANNA KNOW I MEAN HE GOT ALZHEIMER'S OR SOMETHIN OL ASS BASTARD THAT NIGGA WAS THERE TO HELP MOSES WRITE THE 10 COMMANDMENTS 

Bey & Solo: *bursts out laughing*

Bey: *crackin up*Nay OMG SIT CHO ASS DOWN I'M NOT TRYIN TO LAUGH BUT U A DAM FOOL

Nay: Well hell he made me mad and I wanted my food too

Solo: Nigga u fat 

Nay: IDGAF

Bey: We know thas we love you but I got food in the kitchen 

Nay: I AINT HUNGRY NO MOE

Solo: She Bi-polar Bey u know that 

Nay: Whatever anyway what y'all wanna do about sir cheats alot

Bey: I dont know where to begin 

Nay: I do lets go take all his clothes and bleach them then all of his things burn them in the backyard or throw them in the pool

Solo: U know what you read my mind 

Nay: Ya I know I'm that good but wait how do u know he cheating

Bey: Here* gives Nay the phone*

Nay:*throws up* THIS THE BITCH HE CHEATED WITH

Bey: YES 

Nay: GET DRESSED ITS TIME TO GO I KNOW THIS BITCH LIKE WE GO BACK LIKE 4 FLATS ON A CADILLAC

Bey: How do u know her

Solo: Ya how u know her

Nay: I WENT TO SCHOOL WIT HER ND SHE HAS AIDS WE HAVE TO GO NOW!!!!!!!!

8 comments:

  1. oh my gosh this crazy!!! and wow!!! i think they should atleast wait 4 jay and let him explain! they r crazy and nay is just crazy!! lol

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  2. LMFAO gworl your put yo self in this post and you was going AWWF lol. and omg i hope Jay aint cheatin. i hope its just some thirsty bitch messin with him cuz i dont want jay to have AIDS. cant wait 2 c wat happens

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  3. Omg wtf nay is a fool lmao...and i really hope jay aint mess with this chick with aids...i cant wait to see what happens next...great post girl..

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  4. no Aids for jay please

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  5. i hope jay and bey can work things about

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  6. DAMNNN. Well 1st of all I hope that she is just some crazed fan who won't leave him alone. I hope that he is not cheating after 10 years...
    2nd of all if he WAS cheating I hope he was at least being safe because I don't want him to have AIDS!!! :O

    ~Btw Nay ur character be goin AWF Lol!

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  7. please update soon this is good

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