HOUSTON SHUTS IT DOWN

ND I LOVE IT


Y'all know how we ended wit Nay, Solo, nd Bey bout to whoop Shawn's ass after seeing a photo of the girl nd Nay told them that she had Aids.


Bey: WHAT ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS WE STOPPED USING PROTECTION A WHILE AGO OMG I CAN HAVE AIDS TOO GOD WHY O WHY ME WE GOTTA GO FIND HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!


Nay: HELL YES LETS GO


*they all run out the house in tennis shoes wit their hairs tied up ready to fight, as they pull out the driveway Solo calls Angie nd Kelly nd tells them what happened so they swing by nd pick her nd Kelly up then they go to the bitch's house* 


Solo: So y'all ready to whoop that ass


Kelly: O ya 


Ang: Most def


Nay: I WANT MR. CARTER FUCK THAT HOE HE IS MINE


BEY: HELL YA I WANT HIS ASS FOR PUTTING ME THRU THIS HELL


Nay: YES GIRL LETS GET THAT ASS


*Nay turns the corner into the neighborhood where the girl stays and slowly creeps up 
to the house nd parks*


Nay: Yall stay here I;m knock nd go in nd see if he's there 


Bey: Ok we will 


*Nay gets out nd knocks on the door, the girl answers in lingerie*


Girl: OMG Hey Renay its been forever what are you doing here


Nay: Girl I was in the neighborhood visiting a friend nd got lost then I realized I had to 
pee can I use ur facilities


Girl: Ya come in *closes the door* its down the hall to the right


Nay: Thank you


*Nay goes to the bathroom which is right past the master bedroom, as Nay is walking 
she looks nd sees a guy in the room but couldnt tell if it was Shawn or not, she goes to 
the bathroom nd hears them in the room talkin but it doesnt sound like Shawn either. Meanwhile Bey nd them are anxious to see what really is goin on when Bey's phone rings*


Bey: Hello 


Shawn: Babe where are 


Bey: Wouldnt u like to know*hangs up the phone nd turns it off*


*Nay comes out of the bathroom nd texts Bey, she got no response to she texts Solo nd tells her what she saw nd said she was bout to talk to the girl that they should come up now, so they do*


Nay: Aye we gotta talk


Girl: Ok


Nay: Look I got some people bout to knock at yo door to ask u some questions we 
dont want no drama but we found somethings out nd we need ...*knock knock* there 
go my sisters rite there let me get it cuz one of em a goon like me 


*Nay answers the door*


Nay: Hey y'all come in we jus talkin we gotta know cuz I'm ready to fight to n pitbull 
Solange calm it


Solo: O I'm calm


Girl:*eyes get big* OMG BEYONCE O GOD I'M SO SORRY 


Bey: YA BITCH U BETTA SAY YA PRAYERS WARE IS SHAWN 


Girl: He's not here he 


Bey: U better tell me what you two were doin cuz I got the pics on his phone


Girl: *crying* Well I met him at the studio with my cousin an he said I was pretty an I 
took it the wrong way so when he came to my cousin's house I spiked his drink nd had 
sex with him I *bam, Bey knocked that hoe out*(DAYUM)


Nay: DAYUM 


Solo: Thas what I'm talkin about 


Nay: HOUSTON, TEXAS BABY THAS WAT I'M SAYIN BEYONCE U ARE OFFICIALLY A THUG 
FROM AROUND THE WAY 


Kelly: We should wake her cuz *jus then the guy from the room stepped out*


Guy: Yo wtf is goin on O SHIT ITS BEYONCE AND KELLY ND SOLANGE GOD O SHIT WHAT 
Y'ALL DOIN HERE O SHIT Y IS SHARONDA ON THE FLOOR


Nay: Cuz Bey laid that hoe out for fuckin wit Jay-z nd she got AIDS


Guy: WHAT THE FUCK AIDS THAT NASTY BITCH I'M OUT I'M BOUT TO GET TESTED NOW


Nay: Ya u should now wake that hoe up *kicks her* WAKE UP BITCH


Solo: *shakes nd slaps her* Wake yo ass up now *throws her on the couch*


Girl: Wh what happen


Kelly: Beyonce laid u out for sleeping with Shawn


Girl: Oh 


Bey; So how long ago did u sleep with him 


Girl: About 6 months ago


Bey: O.......WAIT A MIN THAS Y *gasps* U BITCH *runs an chokes that hoe while 
everybody jus sits back nd watch's then finally they grab Bey off of her 


Girl: Beyonce I'm so sorry u are my idol I jus wanted to be in ur place jus once


Bey: BITCH *slaps her* 


Nay: AYE DONT U GOT AIDS


Girl: Ya I do 


Nay: ND UR STILL SLEEPING WITH MEN ND RAPING THEM U KNOW WAT *bam she lays on 
the couch out for good* NOW LETS CALL THE POLICE ON THIS HOE


*they call the police nd tell them what happen then the police arrest her nd they all 
leave nd head back to Bey's house to find Shawn there pissed*


Shawn: BEYONCE WTF WARE HAVE U BEEN ND WHY IS THE WHOLE GANG HERE WAT IS 
GOIN ON 


Bey: SHAWN 6 MONTHS AGO WHEN U CAME TO LONDON THAT NIGHT U WENT LIMP DID 
U HAVE SEX WIT ANYONE ELSE


Nay: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGA U WENT LIMP IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKIN OMG I TOLD Y'ALL THIS NIGGA USED TO PLAY HOPSCOTCH WITH JESUS OLD ASS


Solo, Kelly,Ang: *all laugh to*


Shawn: CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS IN FRONT OF THEM


Bey: NO CUZ THEY HAVE MY BACK I NEED TO KNOW NOW


Shawn: NO I DID NOT 


Bey: *slaps the fuck out of him* HOW THE FUCK U GON LOOK ME IN MY EYES ND LIE TO 
ME


Shawn: *balls up fist gettin ready to swing*


Nay: *pulls out pistol* NIGGA I WISH U WOULD 


Shawn: AYE NAY PUT THAT AWAY AINT NO NEED I AINT GON HIT HER


Nay: I KNOW U WONT BRUH 


Bey: Shawn I saw the pics in ur phone of that bitch nd we jus left that hoe's house she 
told us what happen so now Shawn u tell me what happen


Shawn:*sighs* OK well her name is Sharonda we had sex but I didnt know see I went 
over her cousin's house and I was drinkin nd I guess she slipped me some roofies and I 
woke up naked wit her next to me then I hoped on a flight nd came to u 


Bey: U DISGUST ME GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW DID U EVEN STOP ND THINK ABOUT ME 
NO WELL SHAWN TURNS OUT SHE HAS AIDS ND NOW U PROBABLY GOT THEM ND GAVE 
THEM TO ME THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF UR WIFE ND UR FUTURE KIDS SHAWN ITS 
OVER I HATE U GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK 


Shawn: ARE YOU SERIOUS OMG BABY I AM SO STUPID I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS 
HAPPENING CAN I WAKE UP PLEASE 


Nay: NO NIGGA THIS IS REALITY ND U STILL TURNED THE LIGHT SWITCH ON WHEN 
JESUS SAID LET THERE BE LITE SO TAKE YO OLD ASS VIAGRA NEED ASS ON OUT BYE


Solo: U BASTARD BYE GET OUT 


*Shawn leaves nd they all jus sit there in silence no one believing what happened*


Bey: O God y *sighs* the papz are gonna have a field day 


Nay: WELL THEY WONT GET AWAY WIT IT TRUST IM READY FOR THEY ASS TOO SO 
COME ON LET EM TALK IMMA TALK BACK TO THEM


Solo: DAM RITE*daps Nay up* ME TOO


Kelly: WHO GONE TELL MAMA TINA 


Bey: I will have too its my marriage thats over


Solo: If u need us there u know we ware always here


Nay: U know I have no life nd I got u nd yes I am still hungry (y'all know I like to eat if u 
haven't figured that out by now)


Bey: NAY U KNOW WAT I LOVE YOU U ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME SMILE WIT YO 
RANDOM ANTICS WE SHOULD GET U A TV SHOW


Nay: YES GIRL U SHOULD


Solo: O YA U ONE RANDOM PERSON


Kelly; Yes true 


*they all laugh to take their minds off everything that has happened. The next day they 
all go with Bey to get tested and Solange, Kelly nd Angie get tested to Nay doesnt cuz she hasn't had sex yet so she waits for them. They all come back nd go eat (finally I was getting hungry). A month later Bey nd Nay are at the house waiting for Solo to come so they can go shopping for Renay's back to college wardrobe*


Bey: OMG RENAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*nay run's in*


Nay: WHAT!!!


Bey: OMG LOOK!!!!!!


Nay: *GASPS*