Somethin Serious

Its funny how everyone thinks Bey is having a girl when clearly Bey never once said what she was having smbutt. Some stans should really be committed #thatisallnowbacktoourregularlyscheduledprogram

The last episode of the Knowles Chronicles was pretty fucked up I must say but its only gets better. Bey, Solo, Nay, nd Mama Tina all had a girls day jus relaxing and playing in the sun. They girls all fell asleep in Bey's Queen Room while Mama Tina entertained her guest (SICK) Bey nd Nay both got up to go use the bathroom nd they heard commotion in the kitchen nd they went nd saw Shawn nd Antoinette in the kitchen talking about Bey nd they both see that he has changed. But o wait they spoke too soon because no sooner had they said that he grabbed Antoinette nd kissed her.

NAY&BEY:O HELL NAW


~NAW I AINT FINNA GO OUT LIKE THAT THIS IS WAT REALLY HAPPENS~



Shawn: Thanks I wish you could have met Bey but she will come around 


Ant: And if she don't 


Shawn: Well she will I hope I really messed up 


Ant: O well what did u do if u dont mind me asking


Shawn: Jus know it was bad I didn't mean too 


Ant: O well I'm here if u need it 


Shawn: Thanks


Nay: *whispers to Bey* Dam he really has changed 


Bey: Yes I think I really do want him back


Nay: I'm here either way you know that 


Bey: Thanks sis 


*Jus then Antoinette walked up to Shawn nd kissed him*


Shawn: AYE YO BITCH WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO MY WIFE IS


* NAY ND BEY WALKED OUT*


BEY: OBVIOUSLY NOT 


*THEY BOTH TURNED AROUND TO SEE NAY ND BEY ND NAY JUS LUNGED ND 
KNOCKED THAT BITCH OUT*


NAY:SHE KNOWS NOW


Shawn: Bey how long y'all been standing there 


Bey: Not long


Nay: Long enough to see that bitch needed her ass whooped 


Shawn: Bey we need to talk cuz its alot we have to discuss


Bey: Yes we do but not right now I'm in a good mood with my girls so tomorrow but 
that bitch gotta go now


Shawn: Bey she can't the boat don't leave til the morning 


Nay: Well she better sleep by the ocean


*jus then Mama Tina walks out of her room cuz she heard the commotion*


Mama Tina: Wth is goin on *looks around* y is she on the floor




Bey: Cuz Nay my new bodyguard laid that hoe out cuz she kissed my man


MT: Oh!!!!


Nay: Yep sure did 


Bey: Well all I know is that when I get up she better be gone 


Shawn: Ok Bey she will 


MT: Well *grabs water out of the fridge* I'm goin back to bed she better be out in the morning


Bey: Ya lets go cuz I could really hurt somebody in here 


*they all leave and Shawn wakes Antoinette up nd tells her she has to pack her bags 
nd leave first thing in the morning*


Ant: But y what happen 


Shawn: U kissed me nd Nay nd Bey saw you nd Nay knocked you out nd Bey said 
uhave to go this is her house nd btw you're fired




Ant: Omg I'm so sorry I read ur signal wrong could u ever forgive me I feel so stupid 


*out of nowhere*


Solo: You should bitch *runs nd hits her again* thas for tryin to ruin my sisters 
marriage


*Shawn grabbed Solo nd pulls her off while Antoinette gets up and runs for her life, 
meanwhile Nay nd bey are in the corner dting cuz they knew exactly what was gonna 
happen. Shawn is jus standing there tryin to wrap his head around everything that 
happened*


Bey: Dam now thas how we do it in the H huh
Solo: Dam rite I wish I could have saw Nay lay that hoe out now that wold have made 
media take out




Shawn: Yo to be honest Nay u hit her hard as fuck I didnt even see you comin that shit 
was fye
Nay: Shit I know I'm from Slap-a-Hoe Texas 




*all laugh*
Bey: Well like I said before Shawn I will talk to you in the morning because I am tired 




Shawn: Ok Bey I love you
Bey: I love me too




Solo: Straight jokin my shit


Bey: Oh watever


Nay: Nite Shawn 


Shawn: Nite Nay


Solo: Her name is Nayboogie u gotta call her that


Nay: STFU Bitch 


Shawn:*laughs* Ok Nayboogie thats cute


Nay:*dead*


Bey: Welp watever lets go to bed y'all


*with that the girls all went back to Bey's room nd started talking about everything n 
Shawn went nd laid in his bed nd stared at Bey's pic for the rest of the night. The next 
morning Antoinette left while everyone was still sleep but not before she made a phone 
call. Everyone woke up cleaned themselves up and the girls all made breakfast nd everybody including Shawn and Mama Tina's man(btw you guys I am officially sick while writing this) who was all lovey dovey with Mama Tina at the table*


Bey: So what are we doing today you guys 


Nay: Imma stay black nd survive how bout u Solo


Solo: *bursts out laughing* U a fucking fool man Imma do the same thing too


Bey: Me three


Shawn: Me four


David: Well I wanna do what we did last nite again aint that right thunder cat(OKAY SO I 
HAVE REALLY JUS THROWN TF UP LIKE GROSS)


Everyone: THUNDERCAT!!!!!!!!!!!


Nay: SOLO SHOOT ME!!!!!!!!


Solo: ONLY AFTER YOU SHOOT ME!!!!!!!


Bey: Y'ALL THIS MUST BE HELL CUZ I KNOW IN HEAVEN AINT NO MAN CALLED MY 
MAMA A THUNDERCAT


Nay: WELP THERE GOES MY APPETITE


All: Yes *gets up from the table*


Solo: Thas jus nasty mama u old


MT: Wat so only you, Bey nd Nay can do it but I can't how y'all think y'all got here


Nay: UM SEE WELL THIS WAT HAPPEN THE STORK HAD DELIVERED ME HERE TO 
THE WRONG HOUSEHOLD ND THAS WARE I BEEN EVER SINCE I WAS HAPPY CHILLIN WIT JESUS YA KNOW WE WOULD GO SWIMMIN ND PLAY BASKETBALL YA KNOW HEAVEN COOL MAN 


Bey: *bursts out laughing* OMG I CAN'T WITH YOU RENAY U NEED HELP AHAHAHAHAAH


Shawn: Yo u a class act *dying* hahahahahaahahaha


Solo: I told y'all that  this fool don't care either


Mt: Whateva y'all know how y'al got here Solange how did Julez get here 


Nay: Magic beans!!!!


Everyone: *dies*AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH


Mt: Omg 


Bey: Jus ewww we know can we jus leave it alone we're still on the thundercat part 
GROSS


MT:Whatever I'm grown and I can do whatever it is I want too 


Solo: Ya mama we got it I'm grossed out I gotta get out of here


Nay: Ya lets go do somethin 


*Nay nd Solo leave nd go chill nd watch tv while Shawn nd Bey go talk*


Bey: i'll meet you outside I gotta change


Shawn: Ok 


*she changes nd  goes to meet him outside so they can walk along the beach and talk*


Shawn:*sees Bey walkin up in her swim top nd shorts unbottoned showing her swim 
shorts and he is in awe at her beauty*


Bey: Hey 


Shawn: you are one beautiful woman


Bey: *blushing* Thank you 


Shawn: Bey I apologize for everything I really should have told you that something happen but I didn't really know what happened that night and I wanna take it back but I jus really wanna be at home with you because I go to sleep everynight tossing and turnin wishin u were by myside nd when I wake up and you're not there I cry cuz I can only imagine u getting next to somebody else and that kills me inside. Beyonce I loved you from the first time I saw you in that club and I love you more and more with every growing second of every minute of every hour of everyday (ok so I'm jus waiting for a gentleman to tell me this one day soon. Its coming Ik) 


Bey: *tearing up*(when doesn't she) Baby I have missed you and I know I have had 
Nay nd Solo to have my back and be there but you know you could have killed us both 


Shawn: I know that babe and thats what I regret the most I wish I would have never went over there cuz then we wouldn't be goin thru this but when I heard that Lyndell was back and that he was after y'all I made it my duty to make so you all were safe 


Bey: I didn't hear from you for a whole month I thot you didn't love me anymore then you showed up here with her nd thats when shit really got crazy


Shawn: Bey I never stopped loving you never she was a new hire assistant that traveled with me and last nite I was takin by surprise I will never cheat on you never stop loveing you the four on my hand means forever you know that 


Bey: But u could have text or something


Shawn: You could have too Bey lets get real the silence killed me if you wanna know the one thin that will make me die is that you never talk to me again I have to have you in my life there is no one else that can fill this space that GOD created jus for you Beyonce Giselle Carter I love you nd I will never stop loving you you got that what happen is in the past can we please jus start over nd give love another try cuz I'm willing if you are


Bey: Shawn I have been waiting for you to say that too me for the past 3 months of course we can I love you baby


Shawn: I love you more 


*by now Nay nd Solo being the nosey brats they are watched everything from a distance nd were in aww when Mama Tina came out of nowhere*


MT: WTH Y'ALL DOIN


Solo: O SHH YOU SCARED US


Nay: GOT DOG GIVE US A WARNING OR MAKE A NOISE SOMETHIN MY HEART 
JUMPED OUT OF MY CHEST


Mt: Y'all bein nosey again


Nay:*sarcastic* Nope jus watchin the waves nd them two jus happen to be in our way 




Solo: Ya what she said 


MT: Know wat I'm tired of y'all smart mouths come here


*Mama Tina chased Solo nd Nay around the outside of the house nd Bey nd Shawn 
looked cuz they heard screamin*


Bey: WTH 


Shawn: Looks like yo mama finna kill Solo nd Nay


Nay: SHE CRAZY RUN FOOL 


Solo: NIGGA LETS GO 


*they took off running down the beach while Shawn nd Bey laughed nd Nay nd Solo 
ran for they lives* 




Nay: O shit look out fool  we gotta split


Solo: Nigga hell naw every time black people split up in a movie someone dies she 
cant take both of us together 


Nay: Iight  cool


*they ran around that house til Mama Tina got tired which was not very long, then they 
came inside nd hhid out til all was clear. Meanwhile Bey nd Shawn kept walking and 
talkin then they came in to see what was going on*




Bey: Solange ware y'all at 


Solo: In the gameroom 


Bey: *walks in with Shawn around her* wat y'all fools do to mama


Solo: Nay nd her smart ass mouth 


Nay: *texting* well hell she asked a crazy question so she got a smart answer duh


Solo: u stupid fool hahahaha


Nay: IK


Bey: Well so she was tryin to kill both of y'all 


Nay: yes cuz we both said some smart shit cuz she asked us was we bein nosey 
spying on y'all to 


Bey: Were you 


Nay & Solo: DUH!!!!!!! *jus then Nay's phone ring nd she steps away nd gets on her 
laptop*
Bey: I cant believe y'all was spyin on us 


Solo: jus to make sure everythings fine it was a quick look nd she scared the shit out 
of us I swear if it were anybody else she would be on the floor cuz I almost laid her out


Shawn& Bey: *bursts out laughin* 


Shawn: You nd Nay together is somethin serious I know not to mess with y'all


Solo: Right


Bey: You should have been there babe Nay is a fool I swear she gonna have you rollin 
jus watch


Shawn: She does *kisses her on the cheek* 


*SUDDENLY RENAY RUNS BACK IN*


NAY:SHIT JUS GOT REAL Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!