Somethings just happen

We ended with Mama Tina interrupting everyone with her announcement that her and Mathew were getting married again and everyone went crazy.

Everybody: OH HELL NAW 


BEFORE WE GET STARTED THE END WILL THROW Y'ALL FOR A LOOP SO GET READY IF YOU A FREAK YOU WILL ENJOY AND BE READY FOR THE NEXT ONE IJS


MT: What?!?!?!?! We still love each other and I forgave him and I know what y'all thinking but he was my first true love


Solo: So this is what hell feels like 


Bey: Mama you can't be serious 


MT: Oh but I am I mean when he holds me I feel like the luckiest girl in the world and when he makes love to me I swear its like the first time he was has my sh.(interrupted)


NAY: I CAN DIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR EWWWWWWWWWWWWW *runs out the room*


Julez: OMG MOM MOM REALLY THAT IS SO GROSS YOU ARE TOOO OLD FOR THAT I REALLY CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS *Julez shakes his head and walks into the other room* 


Solo: Julez here I come 


*and with that everyone dispersed like roaches when the lights come on and left Mama Tina in there alone*


MT: Now thas jus rude *she goes back to her room*


*meanwhile Bey and Jay have went into Bey's room and are watching the movie*


Bey: Jay


Jay: huh 


Bey: what were you fighting for 


Jay: What???


Bey: In jail why did you have a fight


Jay: Oh cuz dude was disrespecting me 


Bey: Oh lord how 


Jay: He was asking for a deal and im like bro im in jail really and ten he was like how did I get you and asked how was our sex life and just called me ugly and shit so I whooped his ass


Bey: Damn did you kill him


Jay: I tried to but the guards go to me before I could


Bey: Oh well fighting for me I see I like *kisses him*


Jay: Dam yo lips are sweet gimme another one 


Bey:*tongues him down*(GROSS)


Jay: Girl you better stop before we get somethin started and yo mama here she gon hear you say my name


Bey: You are so naughty 


Jay: I know but why were y'all .........interrupted


Nay: *runs in and jumps on their bed* what y'all doin 


Bey: Um nothing talking and watchin the rest of the movie


Nay: Oh im bored and Julez went to sleep and so did Solo


Bey: Um well I don't know what to tell ya


Jay: Call up Kanye and see if he wanna come back over *starts to laugh*


Nay: OOOOOOOOO you old muthfucker you fuck you wit cho old viagra needin 
ass ugh you get on my nerves 


Jay: *laughs*


Bey: Babe that was mean leave her alone *giggles*


Nay: Nah fuck you both hell did you tell him how you almost got yo ass whooped in jail


Bey:*stops laughing*


Nay: Thas what I thought


Jay: Actually I was gonna ask y'all that too why did y'all fight 


Bey: Cuz these two lil bitchs came in drunk and were loud in the cell and we were all laying on each other half sleep and they noticed who I was and one called me a bitch an.......


Nay: GOT HER ASS BEAT!!!!


Jay: Damn y'all don't play huh 


Nay: Nope not at all 


Bey: thats right *holds hand up to get a high five from Nay*


Nay*leaves her hanging* nah fool I aint forgot u was jus over there laughing with Jay so don't high five me 


Jay: Dam left you hanging huh 


Bey: whatever at least I don't have a crush on Kanye


*jus then solo walked in*


Solo: *gasps* So its true you crushin Kanye


Nay: i thought you was sleep


Solo: Nah too much on my mind


Nay: whatever and will y'all stfu I don't like him ugh 


Bey: If you do you do jus admit it


Nay: Admit what


Jay: That you like Ye 


Nay: But I don't 


Solo: Ya right 


Nay: look fuck yall ok he wid Kim she on his level unlike me i dont make as much or "SELL" as much as she does


Solo: He can leave her hell


Nay: Know what seriously y'all are pissing me tf off i'm leaving *with that she leaves*


Solo: Nay wait *goes after her*


Bey: I should go see whats wrong 


Jay: Ok tell her I apologize I aint mean to keep going 


Bey: Ok 


*Bey runs and looks for Nay her and Solo were outside and Solo was trying to get Nay not to leave*


Solo: I'm sorry I didn;t know this was a sensitive subject its jus the way you came at him we thought you really liked him


Bey: Nay we're sorry 


Nay: Save it I'm gone *starts up her car and drives off* 


Solo: Damn she is pissed for real 


Bey: Dang 


*they head back inside and Solo goes back to her room and Bey to hers she tells Jay what happens and they all feel bad. Nay comes back cuz she forgot somethin and they all talk and forgive each other and end up in the media room watching tv. Meanwhile Mathew has jus showed up to the house and him and Mama Tina were in the room talking. 


Mat: So what did everyone say about the wedding


MT: They all were against it but I don't care if I wanna remarry my baby daddy then I will 


Mat: Dam I love the way you jus said that come here girl


MT: No I wanna strip<--------------(DROPS DEAD)


Mat: Well gon head then


*Miss Tina put on 'Birthday Sex' and started stripping for Mathew*


Mat: Ya baby take it off 


*she was completely naked and they started getting it on, by now everyone in the house was sleep or half sleep while watching the movie*


MT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSS MATHEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW RIGHT THERE KEEP GOIN BABY AHHHHHH


*Bey and Jay both jumped up and ran to the hall only find Solo, Nay, Angie,nd Ty Ty already there in shock and disbelief. They all slowly walk to the door and stand there*


Nay: Bey you tell em shut up you the first born im adopted so i can't do it


Everyone: Ya gon head Bey


Bey: Aint that a bitch why I gotta do it thats just fucked up


Nay: Ugh scary ass*beats on the door and yells* AYE THAT IS GROSS Y'ALL OLD WE TRYNNA LIVE OUT HERE AND NOT HAVE NIGHTMARES HALF OF US ARE CHILDREN YA KNOW


*everyone took off when I got quiet and they heard footsteps nearing the door, they all ran back to media room and acted like nothin happened when Mama Tina came in the room. They all played sleep til she started yelling*


MT: I KNOW ALL Y'ALL AINT SLEEP WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT BEATING ON MY DOOR WHILE I WAS GETTIN MY BACK BLOWN OUT


*nobody moved a muscle*


Mt: I KNOW Y'ALL HEAR ME 


Mat: *comes in* Babe come on back I'm missing you don't wory bout them its about us now come on and put it back on me


Solo:*jumps up* ok you know what that is disgusting I'm out of here


Nay: Bet aye Jay, Bey can we crash at y'all place? 


Bey: Ya babe lets all go there cuz no one will be able to sleep 


Jay: Ya thats cool y'all lets roll


*everyone gets up and packs some clothes and everyone heads out to Jay house. Mama Tina and Mathew went back to doin what they was doin. They arrive at Jay's house it was only Solo, Alan, Nay and Julez Angie and Ty Ty went home. It was only 9:45 and everyone was wide awake except Julez who fell asleep on the way there. So Solo put him in his room there and went back to chill with everyone*


Nay: So I'm not tired at all


Bey: Me either what y'all wanna do 


Nay: Man I can surely use some liquor to ease my mind


Jay: I like your thinkin well you know where the liquor room is lets all get loose


*Jay had just about the same amount of liquor as "Specs" in his room. He had 
an actual room full of liquor and everyone was downing bottles of Vodka, Alize, Ciroc, Cognac, rum and coke, Whiskey, Hypnotiq, Patron, Everythng you could think of to drink Jay had it. Solo had a dime sac of weed so everybody was smoking, drinkin and chillin, they turned on the music and was havin a good time. Bey who can't hold liquor was in the middle of the floor dancing. Solo was making out wit Alan and they took it to their room. It was only Bey, Nay nd Jay. Nay was sippin on some Hypnotiq and a little buzzed when Bey came over*


Bey: Nayyyyyyyyyyyyy 


Nay: Dam you gone aye bro you gettin busy tonight huh


Jay: You already know


Bey: Nayy dance with me 


Nay: You mean Jay right bro get yo wife she on that other shit


Jay: *laughs, walks over to grab Bey*


Bey: NOOOO*kisses Nay*

NEXT UPDATE SOON!!!!!!!!!