Somethings gotta give

S/O TO CLAIRE, LATRICE, RAVEN, HEAVEN, KYRA, DAYJAH, ND KEARA
BTW THE SICK FUCK WHO REPORTED THAT BEYONCE DIED IN A CAR CRASH I HOPE U DIE TOO BITCH IM DONE


We left off with Bey n Shawn both gettin home from the bachelor parties, they fell asleep texting nd Bey woke up to a room full of roses nd a note from Shawn tellin her how much he loved her nd couldnt wait to make her his wife. Now they were at the alter and the preacher asked who objected to them two gettin married nd there was a loud bam on the door when Shawn opens it a person comes in sayin they are in love with Beyonce


Bey: *embarrassed, nd furious* Y the hell are you here I dont love you I am with the man I love if I loved you I would have stayed with you


Tif: But Bey I thought we had somethin special


Bey: I was jus curious thats at I knew I was gonna end up with my man again me nd you will never work out I dont do females baby I tried it nd the touch of a man is for me


*everyone gasps*


Bey: What ya I said I tried it I didnt like now I can say I love my man Shawn Corey Carter nd I am goin to be his wife


*applaud*


Solo: So now bitch get to steppin or else we gon have a problem *kelly nd Michelle are 
ready to plex too*


Michelle: Ya what she said (cosignin ass)


Tif: But Beyonce I thought you promised you wuld leave him


Bey: Bitch I was lyin jus pumpin yo head up like really u knoew how much I loved 
Shawn I was jus nervous nd mad cuz of what I found out but I see it was a lie nd I;m 
not about to give up on my man cuz he didnt give up on me so get out before Julius 
get yo ass


Tif: But Beyo....


Bey: JULIUS!!!!!!


*with that Tiffany left*


Solo: Phew glad she gone cuz I was bout to whoop dat ass


Bey: I know but can we get back to what we all came for im ready to become Mrs. 
Shawn Corey Carter


Shawn: Yes we can I cant believe she did that I knew it she would show up again but 
didnt know when but everythings cool now this will be a good day lets rewind nd start 
over


*So they do nd Bey walks down the aisle again nd tey exchange vows again nd the 
famous questions comes up everyone holds their breath nd bursts out laughin then the 
pastor says*


Pas: Shawn Corey Carter do you take Beyonce Giselle Knowles to be ur lawfully 
wedded wife to have nd to hold, thru thick nd thru thin, thru sickness nd in health, til 
death do you part


Shawn: I do


Pas: Beyonce Giselle Knowles do you take Shawn Corey Carter to be ur lawfully 
wedded husband to have nd to hold, thru thick nd thru thin, thru sickness nd in health, 
til death do u part


Bey: I do


Pas: Well by the power invested in me by the state of Texas (she had Pastor Rudy from 
St. John's) I now pronounce you husband nd wife you may now kiss the bride (im 
literally crying lmfao) they kiss passionately nd everyone cheers nd Mama Tina nd 
Mama Gloria are both crying, Julez (who was the ring bearer) is clappin nd cheering 
nd Bey nd Shawn are super happy. Finally they stop kissing an everyone heads over to 
the buffet table to start eating(jus like niggas) everybody is partyin all nite long nd 
about 3 a.m. Bey nd Shawn both retire to their room while everyone else leaves. They 
walk into their room nd it is covered wit roses nd soft music playing 


Bey: Baby will you unzip my dress


Shawn: of course babe 


*he goes over and unzips her dress as he's gettin closer nd closer to her butt he 
realizes she has on no panties*


Shawn: Bey you are a freak I knew I was marrying the right one 


Bey: *Beys dress falls to the floor* Hush babe nd kiss me 


* they start kissing and slowly making their way to the bed, they both realize that they 
are about to make love for the very first time as a married couple nd they both get 
butterflies*


Bey: I cant believe we finally did it I'm finally Mrs. Shawn Corey Carter


Shawn: I cant believe it either but u mine now nd I will never let u go 


Bey: AWWW baby 


*they start kissing passionately nd Shawn gets up nd starts undressing*


Bey: Babe lets have some fun


Shawn: What u got in mind


Bey: Strip for me 


Shawn: What 


Bey: I do it for you all the time so now since we're married its ur turn STRIP NOW!!


*Bey changes the music to somethin fast nd Shawn starts to strip for Bey*


Bey: Yes baby shake that ass Whoo HOO(honestly yall readin this but I have to write nd 
envision this imagine how I feel lol jus playin)


Shawn: You like that huh *starts dancing more nd Bey starts throwin money, Bey plays 
with lights nd lets down the stripper pole nd Shawn hops on nd starts do the fool* (kill 
the visual Jesus)


Bey: *seductive*All that dancin is drivin me crazy its time for u to get over here nd 
make love to mama


Shawn: O so u ready for this 


Bey: Yes daddy *she starts to feel on her self then starts to play wit her clit nd Shawn 
is amazed*


Shawn: Baby u never did this before I guess its true wat they say when u get married 
the true freak in you comes out 


*Bey stand up in bed nd takes her fingers out of her twat nd starts licking her fingers, 
then goes to Shawn*


Bey: Imma show u a freak *she lays him down then sits on his face nd Shawn 
immediately starts to feast while Bey start swirling nd grinding while Shawn's lips nd 
tongue are giving her a sensual seduction. Shawn starts playing with magic stick 
bobbin her head up nd down like she was bobbing for apples nd Shawn is loving every 
minute of it his toes curl nd Bey deep throats nd Shawn buts a nut nd she swallows it*


Bey: MMMM baby you taste so good 


Shawn: Bey you taste like chicken


Bey:*laughs* O really *moans* well baby keep eatin *moans* this feels soooooooooo 
gggggggggooooddd


*shawn continues to eat nd 10 mins later Bey has an orgasm. She climbs off nd Shawn 
climbs on top nd looks into Bey's eyes* 


Shawn: I cant believe this day happened feels like we been been together for ever nd I 
knew one day this would happen. U made me the happiest man in the world I cant 
wait to grow old with you nd all of our children nd grandchildren surround us n we 
still be in love I know we will last forever 7 years nd I am still in love with you


Bey: I couldnt of said it better myself baby I love you more nd more each second of 
each min of each hour of each day nd with you by myside baby we will make it thru 
everything 


*they start to kiss an Shawn inserts his anaconda inside Bey's tiny kitty nd they start 
making love staring into each others eyes sayin I love you. Shawn rolls over with Bey 
on top nd she starts to grind nd swirl on him. Shawn had one hand on her tit nd the 
other was on her ass controlin her hip motion. 


Bey: *moans* baby it feels like its our very first time ever making love *moans* nd u 
are so good at this I love you so *moans loudly* AHHHHH SHAWN *yells* IIMMMA BOUT 
TO CUM  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Shawn: I aint come yet hold on*he flips her over nd starts to hit it from the back*


Bey: OOO SHIT YES SHAWN YESS AHHH  YES BABY


Shawn: *moans* BEY GIRL U AHHHHHHHHH YOU SOOO DAM TIGHT SHIT 


*Shawn goes for 20 mins then cums all over Bey back nd they both collapse on the 
bed*


Shawn: U ready for round 3 


Bey: Dam baby u got alot of energy


Shawn: Yes I do its been a whole week nd a half since we made love I saved up all my 
energy for this 


Bey: O ok well gimme a min to catch my breath *Bey nd Shawn lay there for a few 
mins then Shawn gets up nd goes to the restroom then he comes in to find Bey standin 
by the bed in six inch heels bent over with oil all over her ass*


Bey: Come nd get it 


*Shawn runs in nd immediately starts to tear thas ass up nd Bey is jus in heaven as he 
goes to work. He moves to to the wall nd hikes Bey up an starts to thrusts inside of 
her.


Bey: OOHH BABY *moans*


*they move to the couch nd Bey sits on Shawn's lap spreads her legs nd starts grindin 
on him. After 15 mins they both climax nd collapse on each other. Shawn barely 
carries Bey to the bed nd they both jus lay there holdin each other staring into each 
others eyes as the sun starts to peek thru the closed blinds on they're window they fall 
asleep sayin I love you

Humble beginnings

S/O To Kelly Rowland for her new album Here I Am much love to her.

We left off wid Solange giving birth nd Jay being jealous because Bey would be staying in L.A longer because of the baby.

*SOLANGE KNOWLES THE BABY SISTER OF BEYONCE KNOWLES GIVES BIRTH TO A HEALTHY BABY BOY*Is what the TMZ reported the next day

Bey: Dam they dont give nobody any type of privacy ugh

Sol: Ikr but hey he's here so now I dont have nothin else to do but love nd take care of him

*Solange had already checked out of the hospital nd they were at her apartment in her room while Mama Tina, Mathew, nd Daniel were in the other room finishing packing things up for the big move*

Sol: Sis I'm scared

Bey: I know I'm scared too and after seeing that yesterday I never want to have kids

Sol: You jus sayin that now

Bey: No I'm dead ass serious that was so disgusting  u didnt have to see it

Sol: But I had to live it that was painful nd tiring, 26 hrs of labor girl I am so sleepy

Bey: Well you go to sleep nd I'll take him

Sol: Thanks Thu Thu

*Bey takes the baby while Solo sleeps nd goes to the other room to see what everyone else is doing they are almost complete packing*

Bey: Dont yall think its so soon to move I mean he's a new born wont he get sick

Dan: I know I thought about that but the job wants me to start next week and school starts soon after

Bey: Wel i dont want my nephew getting sick but I'm not his mother so I dont have a say so in this matter, come on Julez lets go watch tv nd call ur Uncle Jay

*Bey goes into the living to call Jay*

'Hey wats up you've reached Shawn sorry I cant answer my phone'

Bey: Well guess he's busy he'll call me bacc later

Mt: Bey gimme my grandbaby u had him all day

Bey: Mama I jus got him 10 mins ago

MT: So

Bey: Ugh mama really

Mt: Ok fine keep him I'll go fix somethin to eat

*Mama Tina goes to make them all somethin to eat, her cooking filled the whole house nd made evrybody really hungry so they all bombarded the kitchen to get a plate, they all ate watched tv for a couple of hours then Solange woke up complainin (like always)

Sol: Y yall aint save me a plate

MT: We did go look in the kitchen Piggy

*She goes in kitchen nd chows down smackin nd all*

Sol:MMMM mama this is soo good

MT: U act like u aint neva ate food before

Sol: Well u know I been eatin healthy for the baby but now he out so bacc to me eatin like I normally do

MT:Ok

Bey: Ok well its time for me to go I have things to do tomorrow but I will be bacc to see u off *goes to Julez whose in his daddy's arm* Bye auntie baby I love you *Julez smiles*omg he jus smiled at me awwww*to Daniel* U be good to help her wid him to this is yall first nite home so u better be up wid her dont let her call me nd tell me u not cuz its gon be me nd u u got that!

Dan: Yes Beyonce i do

Mat: thas rite me too

*Bey leaves nd goes bacc to her apartment she calls Jay nd he doesnt answer so she leaves a message*

Bey: Hey babe I've missed you all day call me bacc love you bye

*she hangs up nd pulls into her parking space nd goes up to her apartment to a big surprise*

Bey: OMG hey baby wat are you doin here nd y havent you called me bacc

Jay: Cuz I wanted to surprise you

Bey: Well you did *kisses him* nd how'd you get in

Jay: The manager

Bey: I gotta tell him about that wat if we had broken up nd I came nd found u here nd u killed me it would've been his fault

Jay: Wow Bey now I know ur crazy

Bey:Im jus sayin

Jay: Well Im jus sayin I missed u couldnt wait any longer so I got on my jet nd came here to surprise you

Bey: Well its a beautiful surprisebut I'm tired *sits down*she was in labor for 26 hrs nd he weighed 9lbs nd 4 oz. he is sooo cute i didnt want to leave him but I had to

*Bey was beaming as she told Jay all about Julez*

Bey: Wanna see a pic

Jay: Ya sure *looks at the pics* whoa he is a big boy I cant wait to meet him

Bey: Yes but Jay baby I dont want to have any kids not at all

Jay: Y

Bey: UGH that was the most disgusting thing in the world, she was screaming all in my dam ear, throwing up, mood swings all of it baby I dont want it ever

Jay: Well we dont have to have any i jus wanna be with you forever

Bey: Aww really baby

Jay: Yes nd if we do have a baby later on in life I will be right there for you no matter what

Bey:*kisses him* thank you baby I love you

Jay: love you too

Bey: Im bout to go take a shower cuz I aint bathe in a few days nd Im exhausted cuz of no sleep

Jay: Well want me to join

Bey: no cuz I know you u aint jus gonna bathe u gonna want some

Jay: No babe I promise Im kinda funky too

Bey: Ok come on

*They go take a shower nd Bey kept his end of the bargain but as soon as Jay stepped in the shower Bey got turned on*

Bey: babe forget what I jus said come here

Jay: Huh

*she starts to kiss him nd he baccs her up against the wall with the water running nd he lifts her up an goes to work. Bey is enjoyin every moment of this nd is in another world of her own*

Bey: OOHHH Jay thissss uuugghhhhh keep goin right there

*Puts her down nd turns her over nd starts hittin it from the bacc*

Jay: *grunts*

Bey:*moans*

*They are goin at it for a while nd finally they both climax together, the room is filled wid steam nd the smell of sex is in the air nd its thick, they bathe each other nd get out nd Jay slips cuz Bey moved the mat from in front of the shower while she was cleanin (well half cleanin)

Jay: Dam Bey I almost hit my shit ware the rug thats usually here

Bey: Oops baby I cleaned the floor nd its in the washing machine

*Bey gets out slowly nd puts a towel down for him to step on*

Bey:*laughs* babe ur not gonna fall again

Jay: thats not funny at all wat if i would have hit my shit it would be no more mr lollipop for you

*Bey thinks*

Bey: O man ur rite im sorry babe I cant live w/out it

Jay: Its cool boo

*Bey puts on one of Jay's shirts nd Jay puts on his boxers nd they cuddle nd fall asleep with Jay holdin Bey tight.*
They wake up the next morning eat nd Bey has meet with DC nd staff because Destiny Fulfilled is about to drop in November nd they have to do promo stuff for the album. After the meeting Bey meets up with Jay for lunch nd they spend the rest of the evening shoppin for baby clothes nd go to Solo's house*

Solo: Hey Thu Thu hey Jay *surprised* when did you get here

Jay:I surprised Bey last nite nd flew in

Bey: Yes he did now ware's my baby

Solo: Jus finished changin him u wanna feed him

Bey: Yes

*Bey feeds nd her nd Jay play with Julez while Solo nd Daniel finish packing, the movers come to take everything nd Mama Tina nd Mathew show up jus as soon as the movers are finished*

MT: I cant believe that my lil girl is a mommie nd a wife its seems like jus yesterday u
were a little girl in my arms

Sol: It was yesterday mama remebered I cried last nite in ur arms

Bey: Y wat happen

MT: Its all new to her nd so overwhelming thats all she'll be fine she got tough skin

Bey: O I was about to say, nd I cant believe it either my lil Piggy is all grown *all start to cry*

Jay: Um Imma take little man nd we gonna wait for this moment to be over

*Jay steps outside where Mathew nd Daniel are talking*

Jay: Hey man Dan congrats yo a man now hey dad how's it goin

Mat: Hey son when did u get here

Jay: I surprised Bey last night

Mat: O I bet she was happy too

Jay: Ya

*They talked for a lil while then finally Solo came to get Julez so they can leave*
mat: I want you to know that I am proud of u even tho ur my babygirl nd I wasnt to please with ur decision I cant say I'm not proud of u for stayin strong an bein a good mother, Daniel u better take care of my lil girl or else u would have to deal wid me

Jay: Nd me too

*All laugh*

Mt: Seriously tho u guys we will be there to visit nd if u need anything Solange u know
u can call me nd ur sister nd we will be there

Sol: I know thank you guys so much

*They all gather around and pray for the safety of everyone cuz Bey leaves for New York then she starts her promo tour, after they pray they all say  good-bye nd Bey nd Jay head bacc to Bey's apartment to finish packing for the road, while Solange nd
Daniel hit the road to Idaho.*