S/O TO ALL BEYSTANS HEYYYYYYY
We left off well yall know hell Jay got ran over by the car cuz of Julez nd Lyndell raped Bey nd Solange had found her.
Solo: BEYONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG JULIUS *she runs over to Beynd tries to wake her but she is knocked out cold* OH MY GOD BEYONCE WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN *crying, jus then julius walked into the house nd heard Solange screaming nd ran up stairs nd immediately called 911*
Julius: WHAT HAPPEN
Solo:*hysterical* I dont know I jus came in nd found her lying here *crying* OMG my
Thu Thu better not be dead
Julius: The paramedics are on the way u stay here with her nd cover her up
*Solo: *still crying* Ok *calls Mama Tina*
MT: What you want girl
Solo: *hysterical* MAMA MAMA GET UP HERE FAST BEY IS LAYING HERE NAKED
COVERED IN BLOOD ND I THINK SHE WAS RAPED
MT: WHAT NOT MY BABY *she was upstairs before Solo could hang up the
phone.Screams*BEYONCE NOOOOOOOO*she runs over to bey's side nd her nd solo
both cry holding onto her tightly. Shortly afterwards the paramedics came nd rushed
Bey to the hospital, where she was in critical condition. Mama Tina, Solo, nd Julius
were debating whether to tell Shawn what happen so Mama Tina said it was best for
them not to say nothin til Bey was in the clear. They sat down in the waiting room with
the same clothes on covered in Bey's blood nd 30 mins later the doctor came out.
Dr. Wigger: Hi Mrs. Knowles Bey sustained some head trauma from blows to the face
but she suffered no memory loss nd will make a full recovery we did a pregnancy test
also nd test or STD'S an HIV we will know in a few weeks the results but u can see her
now if u want also do u guys want some more clothes to get cleaned up.
MT: Yes please
Dr. W: I'll have the nurse give u some
MT: Thank you doctor but I wanna see my baby first
Dr W: Sure thing
*the doctor leads Mama Tina to Bey's room where she is slowly comin too
MT:Bey hey sweety Mama's here
Bey: *smiles but doesnt open her eyes*
MT: Smiles back nd sheds some tears* O my little bumble bee that smile lights up the
room nd my heart *wipes the tear that fell from Bey's face* Look baby Mama will be
right here from now on so dont worry I wont question you
*jus then the police walk in*
Officer: Hi we would like to talk to Miss Beyonce nd see what happen nd try to find the
perp before the night is over
MT: She's not up yet but when she does come too trust we will all want to know who did it
Officer: Ok ma'am we'll be waiting to here from u here's my card nd number call us as
soon as she tells u anything please dont take matters into ur own hands let us do our
job
MT: Thank you nd I will
*they leave nd Solo comes in*
Solo: Hey Thu Thu *to Mama Tina* is she up yet
MT: No but I'll be back
*Mama Tina leaves nd Solo tries to talk to Bey. She goes into Shawn's room to find him
up watching tv*
Shawn: Mama where's Bey nd wait is that blood wats goin on I been callin everybodies
phone nobodies answering yo wats up
MT: Shawn please calm down I need u to stay calm please I dont need anything else
happening to u
Shawn: Ok I will jus tell me what happen ware's Bey
MT: She's here on the 4th floor in room 4408
Shawn: Y wats goin on dont keep me in suspense mama please tell me wats goin on
MT: *sigh* She was attacked nd raped while she was at home we dont know who but
Solo found her laying in bed covered in blood
Shawn: *starts to cry nd is furious at the same time* I know exactly who did it too it was
Lyndell I know it
MT: Now we dont know
Shawn: But I do I have to see her now
*Mama Tina goes to get the nurse nd they roll Shawn down to see Bey. When he goes
in the room he sees Solo wiping tears from Bey's face nd he starts to tear up too. They
roll him to her bedside nd he stands up over her nd kisses her forehead. Her eyes open
when he does that nd she smiles while tears run down her face*
Shawn: OH Bey I..I*Bey shakes her head*
Bey: shhhhhh
Shawn: I should have been there it was Lyndell wasnt it
Bey:*nods*
Shawn: I knew it I knew it
MT: O really Shawn please dont do nothin crazy the police have been called nd they
will handle it
Shawn nd Solo: If they wont I will
MT: *calls the police nd tells them what happen nd they come back to file a report*
Bey: Baby I;m so sorry I didnt mean for any of this to happen
Shawn: Y are you talkin like that he raped u aint like u told him to come over nd rape
him u didnt invite him to dinner nd a rape now did u
Bey: No
Shawn: Well stop blaming urself ur the victim nd he will pay
Bey:*sits up* I jus hope I dont get pregnant or anything like that cuz I would surely die
MT: O hush that up now u wont
Shawn: Nd besides ur on birth control right
Bey: Ya but remember what happen last time it failed
Shawn: Ya I dont wanna relive that again
Bey: Ya me either
Shawn: Babe I love you nd no matter what we will get thru this
Bey: You sure
Shawn: Am I sure yes I'm sure Bonnie nd Clyde remember
Bey: Bonnie nd Clyde
*they both smile as the police show up*
Officer: Mrs. Carter how are you feeling
Bey: Im better now that my husband is here
Off: Thats good nd how are you Mr. Carter
Shawn: I'd be better if that nigga was dead
Off: I understand Mr. Carter do you know the person that did this
Bey: Yes my ex Lyndell Locke
Off: O so this was jealously I'm assuming I heard you guys jus got married a few
months ago
Shawn: Yes he showed up at the wedding nd tried to ruin so I tossed his ass like a Caesar salad nd he stormed off mad
Off: Well thank you I think we have all the info we need nd an arrest will be made soon,
but as a precaution I suggest u move or beef up ur security cuz most attackers do
come back for more
Bey: Thank you officer trusts me I will
*the officers leave nd the psychiatrists comes in to evaluate Bey nd gives her some
info along with the doctor nd they give Bey one final examination nd sign her up to talk
to the psychiatrists to help her cope with the rape nd to move past it Bey is so grateful
that the doctors are taking good care of her nd they release her to go home nd Shawn
is released too. Julius brings all of them home nd they immediately start looking for
other places to live*
Solo: Me nd Julez are moving in to help u guys out til u get back on ur feet
MT: Yes thats right me too I wish I could say the same for ur father but I cant get him on
his phone
Bey: Ya ware is he its funny he aint been around lately
Solo: Thas Mathew for u I told u he funny mama I told you that
MT: Dont talk about ur father like that
Solo: He aint my father Imma test tube baby remember u jus got wit him after u got
pregnant wit me
Mt: Shut up fool nd go get ur son
Solo: He cool he wit Angie
MT:well go do somethin else hell u gettin on my nerves
*Mama Tina goes to her room nd takes a shower while Bey nd Shawn look for a new
place to live. After about a few weeks or so Shawn nd Bey find a place to live nd are at
home packin their things*
Bey: I cant believe we're moving again
Shawn: Me either but this place is bigger nd better nd we can raise a family its our
dream home got everything nd the media wont be able to get in
Bey: Ur right babe*her phone rings* Hello
Off: Mrs. Carter
Bey: Yes
Off: This is detective Gadget I was callin to let you know we have arrested Lyndell
Locke nd he is now being sentenced to serve time for ur rape
Bey: *gasps* That is good news
Off: Glad we can help now u have a good day ma'am
Bey: I will officer thank you good bye*hangs up*YESSSS THEY ARRESTED
LYNDELL'S ASS
Shawn: O thank God
Bey: Yes now we dont ever have to worry about him ever again boo *kisses him*
Shawn: Yes nd ur not pregnant nor do u have an STD'S this is good baby
Bey: Very exciting
*they finish packin nd a few days later they move out nd move into their 1.6 billion
dollar home in Texas (ya thas right Bey moved back to Texas what) they get settled in
an enjoy everything. Life is gettin better for them but all good things must come to an
end. One night Bey nd Shawn went out on their first date since being out of the hospital nd things are goin smoothly til Bey's phone rings*
Bey: Hello
Off: Hello Mrs. Carter this is Detective Gadget
Bey: O hi yes how may I help you
Off: Its about Lyndell
Bey: *pus phone on speaker* What about him
Off: Well he escaped from prison tonight nd we found a note nd he is headed ur way
Welcome
This is my first blog so dont judge me im coming up with this off he top of my head so be patient nd I hope you enjoy them. This blog contains stories about Beyonce and Solange Knowles not jus Beyonce and Shawn Carter.
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Monday, July 25, 2011
The world we live in
THANKS BUNCHES TO THOSE WHO SUPPORT S/O TO BEYONCE JUS CUZ.......SHE'S BEYONCE UM TO THOSE HE KEEP PUTTIN MORE EVERY TIME I POST PLEASE STOP I POST ALMOST EVRYDAY IM ONLY ONE PERSON ND I HAVE THINGS TO DO I CANT POST ALOT IN ONE DAY I HAVE A LIFE WELL SORT OF LOL BUT ANYWAY I AM GOIN TO GIVE U MORE JUS BE PATIENT THAS THE KEY. ANYWAY BIG UPS TO ALL THOSE WHO KEEP SUPPORTIN ME U GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO DO WAT I DO THANKS O ND S/O TO HOUSTON,TX THAS WARE IM FROM YA BABY!!!!! YALL WANT MORE BEY ND JAY WELL HERE GOES =D
We left off wid Bey realizing it was all a dream nd she immediatlely woke up to find Jay layin next to her. She tells him wat happen then they start to make out while makin out she realizes she had to tell her Mom everything so she goes to talk to Mama Tina. They walk down memory lane then Bey goes bacc upstairs to find Jay has a gift for her, she loves it then they make love.
*Bey wakes up the next morning to Jay's kisses still in the same position she fell asleep in*(dam i wish i could wake up to that even tho his breath aint fresh but i digress)
Bey:*smiles* mornin baby
Jay: morning boo how'd you sleep
Bey: like a newborn wrapped in their mothers arms
Jay: well im not ur mother but ok
Bey: Ya but ur my lover nd u do me rite every time
Jay: *smirks* o really
Bey: Yes really *kisses him* what you wanna do today
Jay: Be with you all day long
Bey: Well since its nor rainin today I was goin to take my mama nd solo shoppin for
more baby stuff
Jay: Dam didnt yall jus have a baby shower yall aint get all that yall needed
Bey: Ya but some stuff they dont like u know they picky so we goin to return stuff nd
pick out wat they want
Jay: Dang ummmm
Bey: Wat
Jay: I dont wanna go that is boring
Bey: Ugh
Jay: wat babe it is we not havin a baby so aint no need for me to go to spend the day
lookin a baby stuff nd it aint mine
Bey: u could go for support
Jay: i did look jus go spend the day wit ur mom nd sis cuz when them babies get here
u wont have this freedom wit them at all nd when yall get done I will come pick u up
nd we can do our thang ok plus i wanna sleep some more u worre me out last nite
Bey: I should be sayin that I never came so hard in my life *kisses him* Dam I Love you
Jay: *laughs*
Bey: Ok baby thas a plan but imma miss my baby the whole day tho
Jay: Its only temporary boo I'll be bacc on dat ass in no time
Bey: OOOOWWW I cant wait, how about we take a shower together nd u can send me
off rite
Jay: THAS WAT IM TALKIN BOUT BABY HAHAHAHAH
*They get in the shower nd Jay immediately goes to work he pushes Bey against the
wall nd lifts her up. He begins to grind while her legs are wrapped around him water pouring down they make love nd steam in the shower for a good 45 mins. When they finish Bey can barely stand.
Bey: Dam Jay y do u do this to me
Jay: Sorry boo I cant help it u jus make me wanna give my all
Bey: Aww I know but baby I am smaller than you u cant be so rough wid me Im fragile
Jay: I know baby nd I apologize
Bey: Its all good baby *kisses him*
*They bathe nd get cleaned up, Bey gets dressed while Jay puts on his boxers nd gets bacc in bed*
Bey: U dont want breakfast?
Jay: I already ate in full nd can sleep all day now
Bey: Wow Jay thas um I have no comment
Jay*laughs*
Bey: Well bye boo imma miss u
Jay: Imma miss you more
Bey: No imma miss you more
Jay: No me
Bey: No me
*Solange is standing by the door*
Sol: Um I aint gone miss none of yall dam Bey can u come the hell on already my baby
will be here by the time u get ready
Bey: Ugh shut up im comin jus gotta say bye to my babe
Sol: Ugh that cold take forever
Jay: Well mornin to u Solo
Sol: Ya hey bro sorry jus she takes forever ugh
*With that Solange leaves*
Jay: U better go before ur moms comes up i'll be ready jus call when yall almost done
nd I'll come get you
Bey: *kisses him* Wat did I do to deserve you
Jay: I ask my self the same question see you later babe
*Bey finally goes downstairs nd they all leave while Jay stays there nd sleep, they go
to eat at IHOP while there they get asked for autographs by the customers who noticed others were sitting there like who is that nd Bey doesnt hesistate to give them out then go to the Galleria mall nd return somethings nd get more baby stuff more to Solange's nd Miss Tina's taste the whole time their shopping Beyonce is missing Jay nd keeps havin Deja Vu that she see's him.
MT: Bey do u miss him that much u cant spend some time with us
Bey: I do mama I love him nd im aching cuz he's not here dont get me wrong I love bein wid u guys but I rather be wid him
MT: I understand Im missing ur father too right now
Sol: Ugh well now I miss eating Im so hungry
MT: Me too
Bey: Didnt yall both jus shut IHOP down bout 3 hours ago
Sol: AND my baby eats every 3 hours so yep its lunchtime
Bey: Well im full i jus want my man
Sol: EWW jus thinkin bout that makes me lose my appeitite ugh thanks Bey
Bey: No problem
Mt: Look lets jus finish shoppin grab a quick bite then Bey u can be on ur merry lil
way wid Jay
Bey: YESSSS well hurry up then
Sol: Fine
*The ladies cont shoppin while bey goes shoppin on her own picks up Jay a gift then
meets bacc up with them. Meanwhile Jay who couldnt go bacc to sleep is at home
dressed nd calls Bey*
Bey: Hello, thank you (she was buyin Jay a gift)
Jay: Babe are u ready
Bey: Hold on babe this lil girl jus asked for my autograph
*she signs the lil girls paper nd gives her a hug8
Lil girl: Beyonce ur so pretty
Bey: Thank you
*The lil girl leaves n Bey gets bacc on the phone*
Bey: Not yet I jus bought some clothes nd now goin to find my mama them nd get
somethin to eat cuz they hungry again
Jay: Dam didnt yall jus eat
Bey: Thas wat I'm sayin
Jay: At least yall havin a good time I'm misearable here w/out you
Bey: Fun no not at all I've been missing u the whole time my mama even said somethin
about it
Jay: Well babe come on im on the way now I gotta see you I cant wait anymore
Bey: Ok good its funny cuz soon as I find my mama I was gonna tell her Im ready to go
*looks around* ware are they o ya tey said they was goin to the food court
Jay: Ok babe Im headin to the car now be there in a few mins be ready
Bey: You know I will-hey mama
Mt: Hey u must be talkin to Jay cuz all of a sudden ur smiling from ear to ear
Bey: Yes nd he's on his way
Sol: Ugh so u jus gon ditch us like that
Bey: Shut up, *to jay* baby call me when u get here
Jay: Ok
Bey: *hangs up cheesing really hard*
Mt: Girl u are sprung off him hard
Sol: Ya Bey i remember when yall first started talkin nd u were like aint no way in hell
i would every be wid him he ugly as fuck he look like a dam camel wid them big ass lips nd that dam nose u remember that
Bey: *laughs loud*
MT: Ya i remember that now ur in love
*Some people have noticed that Bey is sittin in the food court nd come up nd ask for
augraphs*
Boy: O snap its Beyonce, Solange nd Tina Knowles
MT: *SNAPS* WAIT NO ITS MISS TINA U GOT THAT I WILL BE RESPECTED!!!!
Sol: Dam mama tell em
Boy: I apologize Miss Tina
MT: Its fine u can call them by their names but me no its Miss Tina
Bey: *laughs* wow mom
* They sign the autographs nd the kids leave*
Sol & Bey: *laughin* bwahahahahahaahahahaha
Mt: Dam kids mama should have taught them some respect for their elders
Bey: I knowu taught us *rubs her face* I remember that slap
Sol: Ya me too those boys were cute nd she slapped u rite in front of them now that
was funny
Bey: Shut up
Mt: Now yall dont start please
Sol: k mama dont want u goin off on me next
*Bey's phone rings*
Bey: Hey babe
Jay: Hey boo Im parked in front of Neiman Marcus
Bey:Ok im on my way
Jay: *beggin*Hurry pleasee
Bey: Ok babe
Bey: Well I will see yall later *hugs them both nd rubs their stomachs*
*she starts to leave nd a guy notices her*
Guy: Beyonce
Bey: Lyndell
*jus then Jay walks up*
Jay: Babe I juis couldnt wait any longer to see you
Bey: Baby me either *kisses him right in front of Lyndell*
Lyn: Um excuse Bey can we talk
*they stop kissin nd Jay looks at him*
Jay:Wait aint thisthat wack ass Lyndell yo man are you followin my wife now
Lyn: Wife!!
Jay: Ya wife is that a problem
Bey: Look baby we have to go come on *to lyn* I told u I have nothin else to say to u
so please stop showin up ware I am cuz its gettin pretty pathetic seeing r face
*With that they leave. They go riding around Houston nd she gives Jay a tour of her hometown nd ware she grew up her church home everythin. When they finish she is starving*
Bey: Baby we have to eat now
Jay: Anyware u want
Bey: UMMM
Jay: Popeyes huh
Bey: No we had that two nites ago how about Pappadeaux's
Jay: Really okaii lets go I never heard of it
Bey: Well u will love it trust me
*They arrive at Pappadeaux's (for those that have no idea what Pappadeaux's is its a
cajun seafood restaurant chain down here in the south its expensive too lol but really good but any way) they walk in and the greeter freaks out*
Greeter: *GASPS* OMG ITS BEYONCE ND JAY-Z
Bey: SSHHHHHHH
*Her manager comes over*
Manager: is there a prob..omg its Beyonce nd Jay-z please come we have a private
table jus for u so u wont get bombarded by anyone
Bey: Thank you
Greeter: Can I have ur autographs PLEASE
Both: Sure no problem
*They give the greeter nd mamger autographs then go sit, order nd enjoy each other's
company, their food comes they eat laugh nd tell jokes nd jus have fun. They are
leavin nd headin bacc to their car when a crackhead approaches them*
Crackhead: Hey can u spare me a quarter
Jay: I dont have it man I dont carry cash
Crackhead: O well fuck u then bitch
Jay: What man
*Bey is jus standing there shocked as Jay chases the crackhead (now if u know
anythin u know u aint catchin no crackhead)
Bey: Babe stop come on *she grabs him* lets go now
Jay:Ur rite
*They get in the car nd head to the movies to see the latest Harry Potter movie (i love
Harry Potter thas y i keep postin stuff bout him lol anyway) they enjoy the movie nd head bacc home to end the nite right. They are about to pull into the drive way when
Bey finally pulls out her phone nd see's 45 missed calls from Solange, Angie, Kelly, nd Mathew she calls them bacc
Ang: Bout dam time ware are you nd y u aint have yo phone wid u
Bey: U know when im wid Jay my phone is off now what is it
Ang: Well yo mama was rushed into labor she is having the baby as speak
Bey: OMG what hospital
Ang: Herman Memorial in the Medical Center
Bey: We're on our wat
Jay: Ware we goin
Bey: MAMA IS HAVIN HER BABY NOW
Jay: O SHIT LETS GO
*They arrive at the hospital 20 mins later nd see Angie nd Ty sittin in the waitin room with her head down crying*
Bey: Ang wats wrong somethin happen to my mama
Ty: No she's fine
Bey: Then what, what is it
Ang: the baby didnt make it he was still born the umbilical cord got caught around his
neck he choked to death
We left off wid Bey realizing it was all a dream nd she immediatlely woke up to find Jay layin next to her. She tells him wat happen then they start to make out while makin out she realizes she had to tell her Mom everything so she goes to talk to Mama Tina. They walk down memory lane then Bey goes bacc upstairs to find Jay has a gift for her, she loves it then they make love.
*Bey wakes up the next morning to Jay's kisses still in the same position she fell asleep in*(dam i wish i could wake up to that even tho his breath aint fresh but i digress)
Bey:*smiles* mornin baby
Jay: morning boo how'd you sleep
Bey: like a newborn wrapped in their mothers arms
Jay: well im not ur mother but ok
Bey: Ya but ur my lover nd u do me rite every time
Jay: *smirks* o really
Bey: Yes really *kisses him* what you wanna do today
Jay: Be with you all day long
Bey: Well since its nor rainin today I was goin to take my mama nd solo shoppin for
more baby stuff
Jay: Dam didnt yall jus have a baby shower yall aint get all that yall needed
Bey: Ya but some stuff they dont like u know they picky so we goin to return stuff nd
pick out wat they want
Jay: Dang ummmm
Bey: Wat
Jay: I dont wanna go that is boring
Bey: Ugh
Jay: wat babe it is we not havin a baby so aint no need for me to go to spend the day
lookin a baby stuff nd it aint mine
Bey: u could go for support
Jay: i did look jus go spend the day wit ur mom nd sis cuz when them babies get here
u wont have this freedom wit them at all nd when yall get done I will come pick u up
nd we can do our thang ok plus i wanna sleep some more u worre me out last nite
Bey: I should be sayin that I never came so hard in my life *kisses him* Dam I Love you
Jay: *laughs*
Bey: Ok baby thas a plan but imma miss my baby the whole day tho
Jay: Its only temporary boo I'll be bacc on dat ass in no time
Bey: OOOOWWW I cant wait, how about we take a shower together nd u can send me
off rite
Jay: THAS WAT IM TALKIN BOUT BABY HAHAHAHAH
*They get in the shower nd Jay immediately goes to work he pushes Bey against the
wall nd lifts her up. He begins to grind while her legs are wrapped around him water pouring down they make love nd steam in the shower for a good 45 mins. When they finish Bey can barely stand.
Bey: Dam Jay y do u do this to me
Jay: Sorry boo I cant help it u jus make me wanna give my all
Bey: Aww I know but baby I am smaller than you u cant be so rough wid me Im fragile
Jay: I know baby nd I apologize
Bey: Its all good baby *kisses him*
*They bathe nd get cleaned up, Bey gets dressed while Jay puts on his boxers nd gets bacc in bed*
Bey: U dont want breakfast?
Jay: I already ate in full nd can sleep all day now
Bey: Wow Jay thas um I have no comment
Jay*laughs*
Bey: Well bye boo imma miss u
Jay: Imma miss you more
Bey: No imma miss you more
Jay: No me
Bey: No me
*Solange is standing by the door*
Sol: Um I aint gone miss none of yall dam Bey can u come the hell on already my baby
will be here by the time u get ready
Bey: Ugh shut up im comin jus gotta say bye to my babe
Sol: Ugh that cold take forever
Jay: Well mornin to u Solo
Sol: Ya hey bro sorry jus she takes forever ugh
*With that Solange leaves*
Jay: U better go before ur moms comes up i'll be ready jus call when yall almost done
nd I'll come get you
Bey: *kisses him* Wat did I do to deserve you
Jay: I ask my self the same question see you later babe
*Bey finally goes downstairs nd they all leave while Jay stays there nd sleep, they go
to eat at IHOP while there they get asked for autographs by the customers who noticed others were sitting there like who is that nd Bey doesnt hesistate to give them out then go to the Galleria mall nd return somethings nd get more baby stuff more to Solange's nd Miss Tina's taste the whole time their shopping Beyonce is missing Jay nd keeps havin Deja Vu that she see's him.
MT: Bey do u miss him that much u cant spend some time with us
Bey: I do mama I love him nd im aching cuz he's not here dont get me wrong I love bein wid u guys but I rather be wid him
MT: I understand Im missing ur father too right now
Sol: Ugh well now I miss eating Im so hungry
MT: Me too
Bey: Didnt yall both jus shut IHOP down bout 3 hours ago
Sol: AND my baby eats every 3 hours so yep its lunchtime
Bey: Well im full i jus want my man
Sol: EWW jus thinkin bout that makes me lose my appeitite ugh thanks Bey
Bey: No problem
Mt: Look lets jus finish shoppin grab a quick bite then Bey u can be on ur merry lil
way wid Jay
Bey: YESSSS well hurry up then
Sol: Fine
*The ladies cont shoppin while bey goes shoppin on her own picks up Jay a gift then
meets bacc up with them. Meanwhile Jay who couldnt go bacc to sleep is at home
dressed nd calls Bey*
Bey: Hello, thank you (she was buyin Jay a gift)
Jay: Babe are u ready
Bey: Hold on babe this lil girl jus asked for my autograph
*she signs the lil girls paper nd gives her a hug8
Lil girl: Beyonce ur so pretty
Bey: Thank you
*The lil girl leaves n Bey gets bacc on the phone*
Bey: Not yet I jus bought some clothes nd now goin to find my mama them nd get
somethin to eat cuz they hungry again
Jay: Dam didnt yall jus eat
Bey: Thas wat I'm sayin
Jay: At least yall havin a good time I'm misearable here w/out you
Bey: Fun no not at all I've been missing u the whole time my mama even said somethin
about it
Jay: Well babe come on im on the way now I gotta see you I cant wait anymore
Bey: Ok good its funny cuz soon as I find my mama I was gonna tell her Im ready to go
*looks around* ware are they o ya tey said they was goin to the food court
Jay: Ok babe Im headin to the car now be there in a few mins be ready
Bey: You know I will-hey mama
Mt: Hey u must be talkin to Jay cuz all of a sudden ur smiling from ear to ear
Bey: Yes nd he's on his way
Sol: Ugh so u jus gon ditch us like that
Bey: Shut up, *to jay* baby call me when u get here
Jay: Ok
Bey: *hangs up cheesing really hard*
Mt: Girl u are sprung off him hard
Sol: Ya Bey i remember when yall first started talkin nd u were like aint no way in hell
i would every be wid him he ugly as fuck he look like a dam camel wid them big ass lips nd that dam nose u remember that
Bey: *laughs loud*
MT: Ya i remember that now ur in love
*Some people have noticed that Bey is sittin in the food court nd come up nd ask for
augraphs*
Boy: O snap its Beyonce, Solange nd Tina Knowles
MT: *SNAPS* WAIT NO ITS MISS TINA U GOT THAT I WILL BE RESPECTED!!!!
Sol: Dam mama tell em
Boy: I apologize Miss Tina
MT: Its fine u can call them by their names but me no its Miss Tina
Bey: *laughs* wow mom
* They sign the autographs nd the kids leave*
Sol & Bey: *laughin* bwahahahahahaahahahaha
Mt: Dam kids mama should have taught them some respect for their elders
Bey: I knowu taught us *rubs her face* I remember that slap
Sol: Ya me too those boys were cute nd she slapped u rite in front of them now that
was funny
Bey: Shut up
Mt: Now yall dont start please
Sol: k mama dont want u goin off on me next
*Bey's phone rings*
Bey: Hey babe
Jay: Hey boo Im parked in front of Neiman Marcus
Bey:Ok im on my way
Jay: *beggin*Hurry pleasee
Bey: Ok babe
Bey: Well I will see yall later *hugs them both nd rubs their stomachs*
*she starts to leave nd a guy notices her*
Guy: Beyonce
Bey: Lyndell
*jus then Jay walks up*
Jay: Babe I juis couldnt wait any longer to see you
Bey: Baby me either *kisses him right in front of Lyndell*
Lyn: Um excuse Bey can we talk
*they stop kissin nd Jay looks at him*
Jay:Wait aint thisthat wack ass Lyndell yo man are you followin my wife now
Lyn: Wife!!
Jay: Ya wife is that a problem
Bey: Look baby we have to go come on *to lyn* I told u I have nothin else to say to u
so please stop showin up ware I am cuz its gettin pretty pathetic seeing r face
*With that they leave. They go riding around Houston nd she gives Jay a tour of her hometown nd ware she grew up her church home everythin. When they finish she is starving*
Bey: Baby we have to eat now
Jay: Anyware u want
Bey: UMMM
Jay: Popeyes huh
Bey: No we had that two nites ago how about Pappadeaux's
Jay: Really okaii lets go I never heard of it
Bey: Well u will love it trust me
*They arrive at Pappadeaux's (for those that have no idea what Pappadeaux's is its a
cajun seafood restaurant chain down here in the south its expensive too lol but really good but any way) they walk in and the greeter freaks out*
Greeter: *GASPS* OMG ITS BEYONCE ND JAY-Z
Bey: SSHHHHHHH
*Her manager comes over*
Manager: is there a prob..omg its Beyonce nd Jay-z please come we have a private
table jus for u so u wont get bombarded by anyone
Bey: Thank you
Greeter: Can I have ur autographs PLEASE
Both: Sure no problem
*They give the greeter nd mamger autographs then go sit, order nd enjoy each other's
company, their food comes they eat laugh nd tell jokes nd jus have fun. They are
leavin nd headin bacc to their car when a crackhead approaches them*
Crackhead: Hey can u spare me a quarter
Jay: I dont have it man I dont carry cash
Crackhead: O well fuck u then bitch
Jay: What man
*Bey is jus standing there shocked as Jay chases the crackhead (now if u know
anythin u know u aint catchin no crackhead)
Bey: Babe stop come on *she grabs him* lets go now
Jay:Ur rite
*They get in the car nd head to the movies to see the latest Harry Potter movie (i love
Harry Potter thas y i keep postin stuff bout him lol anyway) they enjoy the movie nd head bacc home to end the nite right. They are about to pull into the drive way when
Bey finally pulls out her phone nd see's 45 missed calls from Solange, Angie, Kelly, nd Mathew she calls them bacc
Ang: Bout dam time ware are you nd y u aint have yo phone wid u
Bey: U know when im wid Jay my phone is off now what is it
Ang: Well yo mama was rushed into labor she is having the baby as speak
Bey: OMG what hospital
Ang: Herman Memorial in the Medical Center
Bey: We're on our wat
Jay: Ware we goin
Bey: MAMA IS HAVIN HER BABY NOW
Jay: O SHIT LETS GO
*They arrive at the hospital 20 mins later nd see Angie nd Ty sittin in the waitin room with her head down crying*
Bey: Ang wats wrong somethin happen to my mama
Ty: No she's fine
Bey: Then what, what is it
Ang: the baby didnt make it he was still born the umbilical cord got caught around his
neck he choked to death
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