ANYWAYS.....Last time Lyndell was set up nd taken down by Nay and the 'B Team'. Bey and Jay both fell asleep and Jay woke up and smiling and admiring Bey. She farted in her sleep and that changed the whole mood of the room. They started making love and Julez heard BB scream and came to her rescue, she had to explain to Julez why she was screaming and explain the rollercoaster game which she and Jay was playing. Julez being the kid he is asked Solo and Nay about the game nd Nay recorded him explaining the game. Bey came down and they played the tape and Bey got called out!!!!!
BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES GET YO ASS IN HERE NOW!!!!!
*EVERYONE STOPS AND STARES*
Bey: O HELL NAW
Solo: ITS TIME TO WHOOP SOME ASS
Nay: HELL YA
Solo: DANIEL JULEZ J. SMITH JR
*Everyone goes into the living room to find Julez laughing*
Solo: *grabs him* I'm goin to beat yo ass
Julez: Mommy NOOOO
Solo: Too late
*Solo takes Julez in the room and beats his ass*
Bey: *sits on the chair* OMG I'm so glad this is over
Nay: What this whole Lyndell mess
Bey: Yes and glad to have my life back
Nay: Me too ya know we can all go home today
Bey: REALLY
Nay: Really
Bey: I think ima stay one more day to relax
Nay: Sure I understand that me too cuz protecting people is hard work but its wat I do best
Bey: You surely do Nay thanks for everything
Nay:No problem TOP FLIGHT SECURITY MA'AM
*they both jus crack up, Jay walks in*
Jay: Wats so funny
Bey: That fool right there *points at Nay* lawd she need help
Nay: Whatever
Jay: What did she do
Bey: She was like protecting people is hard work but its wat I do best and I said you surely do and she was like yep TOP FLIGHT SECURITY MA'AM *cracks up* OMG Jay you should have saw her face
Nay: So it wasn't that funny but you know what is
Bey: No wat
Nay: Jay check this out *pulls out phone nd presses play*
Bey: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nay: Aye watchout this phone expensive
Jay: Lemme see Bey
Bey:*pouts*
*Jay watched the video of Julez talking about the rollercoaster game*
Jay: Well I be damned
Bey: Ya Nay please don't show this to Mama
Nay: Ha ha ha we'll see
Bey: Please Nay I'm begging you
Nay: Blah I'll think about it might jus upload it to youtube
Bey: NAY THAT WOULD KILL ME
Nay: *cheesing* I know
Jay: Awe Nay don't be like that
Nay: If y'all don't calm down that aint my cup of tea I don't go around spreading people's business this is for reinforcement when u get on my nerves tell Jay bout the breath incident
Bey: 0_0
Nay: Ya well I'll be back
Jay: She is a trip I like her she can hold her ground against you two not many people can
Bey: Yes she can and when she's pissed she ready to fuck somebody up
Jay: I know I remember she had all the jokes and the pistol to my head
Bey: O ya I remember she was hungry that day cuz you disturbed her eating when you did what you did
Jay: O my about that look babe I hate that happened and that I could have sentenced us both to death I really am sorry about it baby
Bey: I accept your apology
*they sit on the couch and talk and Solo comes back in with Julez rubbing his eyes*
Solo: What you gotta say
Julez: Sorry BB I will *sniff* never disrespect you again
Solo: I know no go sit down somewhere
Bey: But first give me a hug
Jules: Okay
*they hug and Julez goes back to his room to be alone*
Solo: Bad ass child ugh
Bey: Yes girl but I;ma about to go to the beach and relax then pack so we can go home tomorrow
Solo: That sounds like a plan lets go
*everyone goes to the beach and is having a good time* (I didnt say much but Solo's fiance showed up but
has been laying low his name is Alan Ferguson)
Bey:*floating in the ocean* this is just what I needed nothin could be more perfect
*jus then Jay swims up behind nd scares the shit out of Bey*
Bey*jumps* SHIT YOU SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME
Jay: hahahahahahahaaha sorry babe I had to
Bey: Whatever
Jay: What were you thinking about
Bey: Everything from what happen this far to everything thats gonna happen in the future I'm jus ready to to go home and continue making music and be happy
Jay: Me too you know that me an Ye workin on an album together
Bey: Really y'all teaming up thas gon be powerful album
Jay: Ya its gon shut young money down
Bey: Oh Yes it will I can't to hear it
Jay: Really!!!!
Bey: Yes baby you know I support all you do (mind you they talkin bout all this shit in the water)
Jay: And I appreciate it all
Bey:Oh and I have ideas about a new album all the fans keep asking about it but I'm in no rush and also I
want to make my own perfume
Jay: Really like you create the scent and design everything
Bey: =D Yes baby everything and I want it to be sexy so imma call it "Heat"
Jay: Damn that sounds sexy
Bey: Yes I was hoping you would say that come here *kisses him* your so sweet and I love you so much
Jay: Naw Bey I love you *start making out*
*meanwhile evryone else is on the beach nd see them making out*
Solo: Um like they could get a room
MT: *looks* AGAIN O HELL NAW
Nay & Solo: bwahahahahaahahahaha here we go again ahahahahahahahahahahaa
MT: yells* CUT THAT SHIT OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bey and Jay both jump and look at Mama Tina*
MT: I KNOW DAMN WELL Y'ALL AINT ABOUT TO START THAT SHIT AGAIN
Bey: Ok Mama Sorry
*Nay nd Solo are cracking up and Julez is laughing too. Everyone enjoys the rest of the day they have a big family dinner tell jokes all nite long and pack up for an early flight in the morning. Nay goes home (cuz she got tired of them) Solo, Alan, Julez and Mama Tina go back to Solo's place and Bey and Jay: Go to their home*
Bey: *walking in their home* Oh my GOODNESS
*YA ITS SHORT CUZ THE NEXT ONE IS LONG ND WILL BE UP TOMORROW*
why you felt the need to embarasses beyonce by lying telling jay z about her breath. :/ other than that good post :)
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ReplyDeletei knew she wasnt due till febuary but its possible to have your baby before nine months just saying and that was good i cant wait for the next one
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