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This is my first blog so dont judge me im coming up with this off he top of my head so be patient nd I hope you enjoy them. This blog contains stories about Beyonce and Solange Knowles not jus Beyonce and Shawn Carter.



Thursday, January 5, 2012

New beginnings pt.1

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEYONCE DID NOT GIVE BIRTH TO NO BABY YET ESPECIALLY NO BABY NAMED TIANA MAY CARTER LIKE WTF  ANYWAY BEY SET ANOTHER RECORD FOR BEING THE FIRST WOMAN IN HISTORY TO GO INTO LABOR EVERYDAY IN ONE WEEK AND NOT PRODUCE ANYTHING WAY TO GO BEYONCE!!!!!!!#flatlines

ANYWAYS.....Last time Lyndell was set up nd taken down by Nay and the 'B Team'. Bey and Jay both fell asleep and Jay woke up and smiling and admiring Bey. She farted in her sleep and that changed the whole mood of the room. They started making love and Julez heard BB scream and came to her rescue, she had to explain to Julez why she was screaming and explain the rollercoaster game which she and Jay was playing. Julez being the kid he is asked Solo and Nay about the game nd Nay recorded him explaining the game. Bey came down and they played the tape and Bey got called out!!!!!

BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES GET YO ASS IN HERE NOW!!!!!

*EVERYONE STOPS AND STARES*

Bey: O HELL NAW

Solo: ITS TIME TO WHOOP SOME ASS

Nay: HELL YA 

Solo: DANIEL JULEZ J. SMITH JR 

*Everyone goes into the living room to find Julez laughing*

Solo: *grabs him* I'm goin to beat yo ass

Julez: Mommy NOOOO 

Solo: Too late

*Solo takes Julez in the room and beats his ass* 

Bey: *sits on the chair* OMG I'm so glad this is over 

Nay: What this whole Lyndell mess

Bey: Yes and glad to have my life back 

Nay: Me too ya know we can all go home today 

Bey: REALLY

Nay: Really  

Bey: I think ima stay one more day to relax 

Nay: Sure I understand that me too cuz protecting people is hard work but its wat I do best

Bey: You surely do Nay thanks for everything

Nay:No problem TOP FLIGHT SECURITY MA'AM

*they both jus crack up, Jay walks in*

Jay: Wats so funny

Bey: That fool right there *points at Nay* lawd she need help

Nay: Whatever

Jay: What did she do

Bey: She was like protecting people is hard work but its wat I do best  and I said you surely do and she was like yep TOP FLIGHT SECURITY MA'AM *cracks up* OMG Jay you should have saw her face

Nay: So it wasn't that funny but you know what is

Bey: No wat

Nay: Jay check this out *pulls out phone nd presses play*

Bey: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nay: Aye watchout this phone expensive

Jay: Lemme see Bey

Bey:*pouts*

*Jay watched the video of Julez talking about the rollercoaster game*

Jay: Well I be damned

Bey: Ya Nay please don't show this to Mama

Nay: Ha ha ha we'll see

Bey: Please Nay I'm begging you

Nay: Blah I'll think about it might jus upload it to youtube

Bey: NAY THAT WOULD KILL ME

Nay: *cheesing* I know

Jay: Awe Nay don't be like that

Nay: If y'all don't calm down that aint my cup of tea I don't go around spreading people's business this is for reinforcement when u get on my nerves tell Jay bout the breath incident

Bey: 0_0

Nay: Ya well I'll be back

Jay: She is a trip I like her she can hold her ground against you two not many people can

Bey: Yes she can and when she's pissed she ready to fuck somebody up

Jay: I know I remember she had all the jokes and the pistol to my head

Bey: O ya I remember she was hungry that day cuz you disturbed her eating when you did what you did

Jay: O my about that look babe I hate that happened and that I could have sentenced us both to death I really am sorry about it baby

Bey: I accept your apology

*they sit on the couch and talk and Solo comes back in with Julez rubbing his eyes*

Solo: What you gotta say

Julez: Sorry BB I will *sniff* never disrespect you again

Solo: I know no go sit down somewhere

Bey: But first give me a hug

Jules: Okay

*they hug and Julez goes back to his room to be alone*

Solo: Bad ass child ugh

Bey: Yes girl but I;ma about to go to the beach and relax then pack so we can go home tomorrow
Solo: That sounds like a plan lets go

*everyone goes to the beach and is having a good time* (I didnt say much but Solo's fiance showed up but
has been laying low his name is Alan Ferguson)

Bey:*floating in the ocean* this is just what I needed nothin could be more perfect

*jus then Jay swims up behind nd scares the shit out of Bey*

Bey*jumps* SHIT YOU SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME

Jay: hahahahahahahaaha sorry babe I had to

Bey: Whatever

Jay: What were you thinking about

Bey: Everything from what happen this far to everything thats gonna happen in the future I'm jus ready to to go home and continue making music and be happy

Jay: Me too you know that me an Ye workin on an album together

Bey: Really y'all teaming up thas gon be powerful album

Jay: Ya its gon shut young money down

Bey: Oh Yes it will I can't to hear it

Jay: Really!!!!

Bey: Yes baby you know I support all you do (mind you they talkin bout all this shit in the water)

Jay: And I appreciate it all

Bey:Oh and I have ideas about a new album all the fans keep asking about it but I'm in no rush and also I
want to make my own perfume

Jay: Really like you create the scent and design everything

Bey: =D Yes baby everything and I want it to be sexy so imma call it "Heat"

Jay: Damn that sounds sexy

Bey: Yes I was hoping you would say that come here *kisses him* your so sweet and I love you so much

Jay: Naw Bey I love you *start making out*

*meanwhile evryone else is on the beach nd see them making out*

Solo: Um like they could get a room

MT: *looks* AGAIN O HELL NAW

Nay & Solo: bwahahahahaahahahaha here we go again ahahahahahahahahahahaa

MT: yells* CUT THAT SHIT OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Bey and Jay both jump and look at Mama Tina*

MT: I KNOW DAMN WELL Y'ALL AINT ABOUT TO START THAT SHIT AGAIN

Bey: Ok Mama Sorry

*Nay nd Solo are cracking up and Julez is laughing too. Everyone enjoys the rest of the day they have a big family dinner tell jokes all nite long and pack up for an early flight in the morning. Nay goes home (cuz she got tired of them) Solo, Alan, Julez and Mama Tina go back to Solo's place and Bey and Jay: Go to their home*

Bey: *walking in their home* Oh my GOODNESS

*YA ITS SHORT CUZ THE NEXT ONE IS LONG ND WILL BE UP TOMORROW*

5 comments:

  1. why you felt the need to embarasses beyonce by lying telling jay z about her breath. :/ other than that good post :)

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  2. =/ um anonymous ik who you are nd cuz I wanted too

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  3. lol. Good job Nay! Entertaining to say the least :) Not bad for your first blog. You should try vlogging on your off time. Keep up the great work!

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  4. i knew she wasnt due till febuary but its possible to have your baby before nine months just saying and that was good i cant wait for the next one

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  5. loved it plz update it soon

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