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Monday, December 26, 2011

Rollercoaster Ride

HOPE EVERYONE HAD A BLESSED CHRISTMAS ND HAVE A SAFE NEW YEAR LETS SEE IF BEY MAKES IT INTO THE NEW YEAR HERE WE GOOOOOOOO (mario's voice)


Last time on the Knowles Chronicles 'The B Team's plan worked successfully in setting Lyndell up until......


POW POW
*The whole room got still and it seemed like the wind stopped blowing, and the waves paused. Time stood still no one moved or made a sound it seemed as if life on earth vanished completely. Then all of sudden*


Nay: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


*Bey's body fell to the ground as Jay ran in he saw Bey motionless on the ground and shot Lyndell square dead in the head*


Kyra: OMG BEYONCE!!!!!!!!!!!


*Everyone ran to her side as Nay checked to see if she was still breathing, Jay started crying and Solo and Mama Tina ran in and saw Bey's motionless body on the ground with blood spewing out her brain. Keyonna and Kyra both cried as Julez ran in he went straight to Bey*


Julez: BB wake up *shakes her* Wake up BB we gotta go watch the movie *starts to cry* Mommy why BB won't wake up 


*Solo grabs julez* Cuz she's sleep Julez she's gon to that big stage in the sky to sing for Jesus


Julez: when is she coming back *sniff*


Solo: She's not 


Julez:*cries even harder*


*Everyone is sitting there crying their hearts out and Jay is holding Bey's lifeless body when Bey finally snaps out of her dream as Lyndell walks in the room*


Lyn: Well well well if it isn't the "Queen" Beyonce 


Bey: *jumps up*What are you doing here


Lyn: I came to see you 


Bey: But why 


Lyn: I got a surprise for you *points gun at her head*


Bey: *scared* Lyndell what ever it is we can talk about it


Lyn: Talk Beyonce when I wanted to talk you called the police nd had me sitting in jail fighting for my 
manhood 


Bey: Well you shouldn't have came at me wrong 


*By then Jay was getting restless outside the door*


Jay: Man I wanna go in there I gotta save my baby if that fool tries anything his ass is dead 


Julius: I know how you feel man that's my cousin can't nothin happen to my fam 


Jay: Yes now you see why I gotta get in there I'm act like I came to check on her and then boom 


*Jay slowly opened the door and saw Lyndell with the gun pointed at Bey's head*


Jay: Aye yo man wtf are you doing *keeps gun hidden*


Lyn: Well if it isn't MR JAY-Z HIMSELF 


Jay: YA NIGGA THAS ME BRUH TF U DOIN HERE WITH A GUN TO MY WIFE'S HEAD(Yo btw Bey nd Jay are doing good at acting like they didn't know he was coming) 


Lyn: Well its time for this tramp to die 


Jay: *furious* SAYS WHO


Lyn: ME 


Jay: *points gun at Lyndell's head* OH REALLY WELL THIS 6FT NIGGA NAMED JAY-Z SAID ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE NOW WAT U LIL BITCH


*The B Team is getting restless*


Nay to kyra via earphone: Y'all hold your positions I got a good shot wat bout y'all


Kyra: Jay is in the way I can't shoot


Nay: Ok hold your fire this has to end


Kyra: 10-4
*Bey, Jay nd Lyndell all start arguing and screaming then out of no where BOOM Mama Tina kicked the door in*


MT: SO LYNDELL U WANNA PLAY GAMES HUH 


Lyn: *shocked* MMMMMISS TINA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE


MT: PROTECTING MY CHILD


Jay: GO BACK OUT MAMA I GOT THIS 


Bey: MAMA PLEASE I DON'T WANT NOTHIN HAPPENING TO YOU 


MT: NO I AINT GOIN NO WHERE 


*By now the plan is ruined and hell is about to break lose*


Nay: Abort plan and lets move


*Nay jumps out the closet with gun pointed straight at Lyndell's head, Kyra, and Keyonna come out too and guns aiming at Lyndell*


Nay: YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES 


Lyn: WTF IS GOING ON HERE WHERE DID YALL COME FROM 


Nay: FROM HELL WHICH IS WHERE YOU ARE


KYRA: DOESN'T MATTER DROP YOUR WEAPON NOW!


Nay: OR I WILL SHOOT AND KILL YO SORRY ASS YOU FUCKED WITH MY FAM FOR THE LAST TIME 


Lyn: Well if this the last time for me its the last time for Bey too *points gun at Bey*
POW POW 


*Lyndell fell hard to the floor*


Nay: I tried to give him a chance to surrender but dammit that nigga had it coming, you alright Bey 


Bey: *still in shock* YES


Nay: Good Y'all lets get him out of here


Kyra: Ya before he wakes up (they didn't kill him they shot him with blank bullets that would know him out for at least 6 hours)


Bey: *hugs Jay* I am so glad this is over 


Jay: Me too now we can go back to living our lives 


Bey: Yes babe *they kiss* 


*solo and julez come running in*


Solo: Thu thu everything is fine thank god *looks at lyndell* Is he dead???


Bey: No jus knocked out cold 


Julez BB!!!!!! I'm so happy that bad man won't be messing with you ever again 


Bey: Me too


MT: Ya *fixes hair in the mirror*Had me bout to go postal on his ass(YO OTC I COULD SEE MAMA TINA ACTIN A PLUM FOOL AND Y'ALL KNOW I'M RIGHT)


Bey: OMG Mama why did u come in here almost got yourself shot


MT: Cuz I got restless and I couldnt let nothin happen to my baby 


Bey: But Nay had it and Jay why did u bust in too 


MT: Same reason Bey we got restless 


Nay: Ya but anything could've happened our cover could have been blown he could have killed Bey when you walked in anything y'all took a risk that was not worth taking we had it all under control but thank god all is well now but please if an emergency situation happens ever again and I'm involved please follow protocol 


Jay: Sorry Nay but it was killing me 


Nay: But it could have killed her 


Jay: I understand an I'm glad y'all were here to help out 


Bey: Yes omg Nay you don't know how relieved I am 


Solo: I knew she was something special 


Nay: Thank you all but it was my pleasure 


MT: Nay you truly are a special person we can't thank you enough for saving our lives 


Nay: You all are welcome


*they all talk and Nay Kyra, Keyonna all get their equipment together and Kyra and Keyonna leave the island and Nay stays. Everyone is so shook up they can't sleep so they talk for the rest of the night and around 5 Julez fell asleep on Solo's lap and soon after everyone else just went their separate ways. Nay to her room Mama Tina to hers with her man(SICK) Bey and Jay went back to his suite and everyone slept til about 4 that afternoon. Jay woke up first and just watched Bey sleep*


Jay: *to himself* This is my angel on earth if I would have lost her last nite they would have two funerals cuz I would die too*he jus watch's Bey sleep and gently caress's her face*


Bey: *FARTS*


Jay: WTF!!!!!(i guess yo angel ain't no angel no more huh lmfao omg y'all should see my face as i'm writing this i got tears streaming down)


Jay: Thas some sick shit Bey *smells the air*(ok like really who tf smells the air after some else farts that is some sick shit) EWWWWW THAS SOME FOUL SHIT WTF DID YOU *yelling he woke Bey up*


Bey: Jay why are you yelling 


Jay;Cuz yo ass jus farted and you don't smell that 


Bey: OH SHIT WTF DID I EAT *runs to the bathroom* (THIS BITCH GOT BUBBLE GUTS)


Jay: DON'T YOU EVER EAT THAT SHIT AGAIN 


*Bey uses the bathroom and takes about 30 mins and came out pale*


Jay: Dam did u flush your spirit down too why you look so pale 


Bey: That took alot out of me 


Jay: Well I hope you wiped good cuz I don't want to see no track stains


Bey: >_< I'm goin to take a shower ugh


Jay: Hahaha I'm jus playin with you Bey 


Bey: What ever 


*Bey goes to take a shower and Jay decides to join her*


Jay: *walks up to Bey nd grabs her from behind*


Bey: I knew you couldn't resist


Jay: Oh really *grabs Bey and they start nasty kissing (julez voice) you gon live up to yo name 


Bey: And wats that


Jay: You gon Squirt for daddy*slowly inserts finger in her quivering Kitty* 


Bey:*moans* AHHHH POP POP


Jay: *inserts another finger and starts to twirl it around inside of Bey* Wat you gon do it for daddy 


Bey: Sssssssssssss YEESSS *jay is so good with his hands Bey's cums*


Jay: You ready for this dick 


Bey: YES DADDY PLEASE STOP TEASING ME 


*Jay did ass Bey asked and push Bey up the wall and gave her all of him (O_0)*


Bey: AHH YESS DADDY KEEP GOING 


Jay: *grunts* I will 


*he takes Bey down and starts giving it to her doggy style*


Jay*smacks her ass* I MISSED YOU GIRL 


Bey: I..I MISSED YOU..YOU TOO 


Jay: OH YEA *smacks ass again* (NOW UM IDK KNOW BUT SHOULDN'T THAT SHIT HURT AFTER A WHILE I MEAN HE KEEP SMACKING THE SAME SIDE OVER AND OVER AGAIN HONESTLY I'D BE MAD AF ND READY TO FIGHT BUT I GUESS THAS JUS ME*


Bey: OWWW DADDY *moanss loudly*


Jay: KEEP IT DOWN THEY MIGHT HEAR US AGAIN 


Bey: OH YA 


*they keep going*


Jay: You wanna ride


Bey: YES


*Jay picks Bey up and they move to the bed still soaking wet (and no one has even attempted to say hi to Mr. Toothbrush and Toothpaste) and Bey gets on top of Jay and starts riding Jay like the world was going to end*


Bey: *moans* Jay YOU SO BIGGGGG AHH I MISSED YOU 


Jay: I MISSED YOU MORE


Bey: I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABY(disturbed)


Jay*stops* ARE YOU SURE 


Bey: *looks Jay in his eyes* Yes baby these past few days have really opened my eyes to the things that are important to me and having a family with the love of my life is the most important thing to me right now 


Jay: I love you 


Bey: No Jay I love you 


Jay: I love you more


Bey: No I love you more 


Jay: No I love you more (ok look they go at it for a long time on who loves who more blah)


Bey Now MR. CARTER I COMMAND YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR CHILD


*Jay flipped Bey over and pushed her legs to her chest and inserts his light pole into her long dark tunnel*


Bey: *moans* I LOVE YOU JAY 


Jay: I KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE BEY


*Jay and Bey made slow passionate love and Jay made sure he came in her then collapsed on top of her*


Bey: Thank you baby 


Jay: Your welcome


*Meanwhile Julez is up and is heading towards Bey and Jays room because he heard Bey screaming*


Julez: *knocks on door and walks in<----- THIS IS WAT ALL LIL KIDS DO 


Bey: OMG Jay get under the covers 


Jay: SHIT *they jump under the covers just as Julez opened the door*


Julez: BB YOU OKAY


Bey: Yes BB is just fine why do you ask 


Julez: Cuz I heard you screaming from downstairs I was watching t.v. and you were yelling so I had to come rescue you 


Bey: o_O *embarrassed* i'm fine Julez go back downstairs and I'll be down after I take a shower


Julez: But why were you screaming  and why was Uncle Shawn saying Squirt again<---------FLATLINES


Bey: You and all these questions Julez cuz we were playing the rollercoaster game and thats my name when I ride the rollercoaster


Julez: O rollercoasters are fun BB can I ride the rollercoaster


Bey&Jay: NO!!!!!!!!!


Julez: Why


Jay: Cuz boys don't ride the rollercoaster they are the 


Bey*elbows Jay* Cuz boys don't ride this rollercoaster only BB can and thats the end of story


Julez: OK *starts to leave* But wait where is the rollercoaster and how can it fit in here your rooms to small for a rollercoaster BB(THIS KID IS TOO SMART AHAHAHAHAHA)


Bey: Julez when you get older and get grown I'm sure you will find out til then go back downstairs and watch tv so auntie can shower and come play with you 


Julez: Ok love you BB


Bey: Love you too


*Julez left*


Jay: That was close


Bey: Yes 


Jay: Glad he's gone 


Bey: Yes lemme go shower so I can play with him 


Jay: Ya you and me both 


*they go shower*


Julez: *in the kitchen with Nay and Solo*Mommy whats the rollercoaster game 


Solo: The who


Nay: Hold on lemme record this *gets phone out* Ok go


Julez: Rollercoaster game I heard BB screaming and Uncle Jay calling her Squirt and I went to rescue her and she said she was playing the rollercoaster game and thats what Uncle Jay calls her when they play that, then she said I can't ride the rollercoaster cuz boys don't ride rollercoasters, then I asked her where she keeps the rollercoaster cuz rollercoasters are big and she can't keep it in her room its too small and she told me to come downstairs and she will play with me but when I get older I will find out that was 10 mins ago I'm older now so what's the rollercoaster game??


*Nay & Solo are cracking up on the floor by now cuz instead of Mama Tina Julez heard Bey and Jay having sex this time*


Solo: OMG Julez thas a game only grown ups who are married and I'm love can play


Julez: Oh 


Nay: He called her squirt you say 


Julez: Yes He said it a bunch of times an when she screamed really loud I had to go rescue my BB


*they both just die*


Nay: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE WILL NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN I GOT IT ON TAPE YOU TUBE!!!!!


Solo: OMG YOU READ MY MIND BUT WE CAN'T PUT HER OUT LIKE THAT 


Nay: I KNOW UGH BUT I'M GOIN TO GET HER 


Julez: Ok mommy *goes to watch tv*


*Bey comes downstairs and Nay and Solo are sitting at the table quietly then Nay presses play, all Bey hears is Julez voice and him asking about the rollercoaster game*


Bey: *turns and is as red as a beet* OMG HE DID NOT


Solo: HE DID HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Bey: I can't do mama know 


Solo: Naw he in the other room watching tv nd she still in her room 


Nay: But you know he gonna say something to her 


Bey: O GOSH I HOPE NOT


Nay: Me either but hey 


*jus then*


BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES GET YO ASS IN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 comments:

  1. hahahah i love Julez

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  2. rollercoaster game :)

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  3. Hahahahah..that was hella funny..tina gont whoop bey ass!...im sooo glad that bey gettn shot was just her daydream! Great post

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  4. Wooo that shit cray. The island was nice lol. Bey in trouble again.

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  5. Lmaooo they need to stop thinking that they can get away with sex when their fam is around. And yes thank god it was only a dream!!!

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  6. lmfao the rollercoaster game .. omfg i'm weak .. but i'm glad Bey is okay..

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  7. lol that's to funny

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  8. Omg glad that was a dream of bey getting shot and lmaooo the roller coaster game I'm dead and bey in trouble awwww. She going get it ctfuuu

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