CONGRATS TO BEY ON HER GRAMMY NOMINATIONS EVEN THO 4 IS THE BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR THEM BITCH'S AIN'T GIVE IT TO HER O WELL SHE STILL #1 U SIMPLE BITCH'S
We left off with Bey and Jay becoming one again after 3 1/2 months of being apart. Julez came to the island because Lyndell had found out where he was and they brought him to safety. Now the story continues.
The next morning Bey and Jay wake up in each other's arm an just stare at each other (creepy)
Bey: Babe I missed you so much
Jay: Not as much as I missed you
Bey: Oh really but why didn't you call
Jay: Honestly Bey I don't know you stopped responding to my messages so I really thought things were over between us and that killed me
Bey: Baby I can't even imagine leaving you I was really hurt by your actions and I really needed to hear from you I know I should have texted you but your the man your suppose to chase me not me chase you
Jay: I know Beyonce and it won't happen again I will never let you go ever
Bey: Good cuz I will have to kill a bitch if you do
Jay: Jealous are we
Bey: Pshh not I'm Beyonce hell everybody jealous of me (correction no tf we are not jus had to clear that)
*they cuddle for a little while longer and Bey gets up to take a shower*
Bey:*moves to get out of bed but falls when she stands* Ouch oh my goodness Jay ugh I hate you I can't move I'm like stuck on the floor
Jay:*rolling*
Bey: That is soo not funny
Jay: O *laughs* yes it *still laughing* is
Bey: *tries to get up* ouch I cant move my legs Jay you see what you do to me
Jay: Babe I'm sorry but its been 3 months and I had a lot of stress built up and still do
Bey: But u didn't have to take it out on me
Jay: If not you then who else
Bey: Whatever this just means you have to carry me to the shower and bathe me cuz I can't walk
Jay: That is no problem with me
*Jay picks Bey up and carries her to the shower, they start to shower and the steam just rose their hormone levels up even more. Jay picks Bey up and pushes her against the wall and inserts that giant snickers bar of his in her tiny peep hole and goes to work*
Bey: jay *moans* that feels sooo good
Jay: Ya does it u missed me huh
Bey: Oh YESSS!!!!!
Jay: Whos is it
Bey: YOURS JAY AHHHHHHH!!!! KEEP GOIN
*Jay puits Bey down and starts hitting it from the back and they are loud doing the buckaroo enjoying every minute of it. Meanwhile Mama Tina was up and just so happen to be in the kitchen when she hears them upstairs going at it.
MT: I KNOW DAM WELL THEY NOT FUCKING AND I'M HERE WTF O HELL NAW
*Nay and Solo came out cuz they heard Mama Tina yelling and wanted to see what was going on*
Solo: Ma what whats wrong
MT: Shh I'm bout to kill my daughter
Nay: OOOWWW shit wat the heck is that noise
MT: You hear it too ok I know I aint tripping
*she storms up the stairs with Nay and Solo behind her to witness the action thats about to go down. While going up the stairs it seems like someone had cranked up the volume because they got louder and louder*
Bey: AAAAAHHHHHH JAY *screaming* IIII UH LOVE UH YOU
Jay: I *grunts* I LOVE YOU TOO GIRL*smacks ass*
Bey: OOOWWWW ITS ALL YOURS DADDY
Jay: OOO YA BABY IMMA BOUT TO CUM
Bey: ME TOO OOOWWW DADDDYYYY!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHH IIIMMM CUMMING!!!!!!
Jay: CUM THEN SQUIRT
Nay: EWWWW THEY ARE REALLY NASTY ND WHO TF IS SQUIRT!!!!!
Solo: PLEASE SHOOT ME I DID NOT WANT TO WAKE UP TO THIS ND I HAVE NO DAM IDEA
MT: *bursts thru the door like undercover brother but except she undercover mother, walks to the bathroom and starts goin off* WTF IS WRONG WITH YALL WE DO NOT NEED TO BE WOKEN UP BY THE SOUND OF U TWO FUCKING LIKE TWO DAM JACK RABBITS
* Bey and Shawn just stood there shocked, Jay was about to cum and he was spewing nut as she yelled at them he didnt even think to cover up. Meanwhile Nay & Solo in the background dying while Bey and Jay are jus standing there looking like two dumbass deers in headlights*
MT: THAT IS SO FUCKING RUDE Y'ALL ALL THE WAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE AND WE CAN HEAR YALL LOUD AND CLEAR YOU NASTY MUTHAFUCKAS. MY GRANDBABY IS HERE AND HE DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS SHIT YOU TWO OUGHTA BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES SERIOUSLY. NOW GET CLEANED UP AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
*Mama Tina goes back downstairs and Nay & Solo are on the floor cracking up and Bey & Jay didn't know they had heard it all. They shower and get out they brushed their teeth and put on some clothes, by this time Nay & Solo have already came back downstairs and was trying to help Mama Tina cook but were too busy laughing and making jokes. Bey had walked around the corner slowly and Julez saw her first*
Julez: Hey BB *runs and gives her a hug*
Bey: Hey my baby how are you
Julez: Good but BB who is squirt?
* Nay & Solo jus die, and Bey turns red*
Bey: Uh I have no idea what your talking about
Julez: But I heard that from Mommy nd ladybug
Bey:*shocked looks at Nay nd Solo*
Julez: Well BB who is squirt?
Solo: you betta answer you know how he gets
Bey: A pet name uncle shawn gave to me
Julez: Why?
Nay: HAHAHAHA YA Bey why?
Bey: *embarrased* Um I don't know Julez he just did
Julez: there has to be a reason people give you a name for a reason
Bey: Seriously Julez I don't know
Julez: Ok well gotta go my show is on bye BB
Bey: Bye Julez
*He leaves and Mama Tina walks out and only Nay & Solo are there still laughing at Bey who is now red*
Bey: What did y'all hear
Nay: HEAR nigga we SAW it all
Bey: =/ ARE YOU SERIOUS
Solo: Yep we came out cuz we heard mama yellin and then we heard yall loud and clear and we followed her upstairs and was cracking up outside y'all aint see us cuz mama blocked us but boy we was dying
Bey: OH MY GAWD
Nay & Solo:*fall out laughing, mimicks Bey* OWWW ITS ALL YOUR DADDY!!!!!!! *cracks up laughing even more*
*Jay comes in the kitchen to see them laughing and making fun of Bey and start making fun of him*
Solo: (jay voice) CUM THEN SQUIRT!!!
Nay: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*they had a field day*
Jay:Y'all was there too
Both: YEP
Jay: Dam what y'all see
Both: Everything
Nay: next time somebody bursts thru the door um cover up forreal bro thas nasty
Solo: Rite we could have went our entire lives w/out seeing y'all naked
Jay: Dam babe wat we gon do
Bey: Mama was in here then she walked out and babe Julez came and asked me who squirt was
*that jus made Nay & Solo crack up again*
Nay: U should have seen her face she was as red as this dam apple that shit was HI-LARIOUS
*Nay leaves and checks her laptop and phone*
Jay:*rubs her back* its okay baby we in this together
Solo: Yes y'all are *laughs*
Bey: OH God wats next
Nay:*comes back in the room ready to fight* HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT LYNDELL HAS TRACKED US DOWN AND IS PLANNING A SNEAK ATTACK ON US O ITS ON NOW ITS TIME TO CALL KYRA
who is squirt? lmao
ReplyDeleteBeyonce's Nick-name Jay gave her because she squirts (cums) alot lol! its somewhere in the begining on the stories
Deletewho is kyra tho???
ReplyDeletenice post
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh shitt! Of all the times that they've been caught this is by far the worst! I felt so embarrassed for them lol. And oh shit Lyndell tracked them down :O
ReplyDeletethere is really no need to add another person (kyra)!
ReplyDeletei was annoyed when you added yourself!!
done with the rant
anyway great story line!
I AGREE!!!!!!
DeleteHONESTLY IDGAF IF U GOT A PROBLEM WID MY BLOG BUZ ITS MY BLOG
ReplyDeleteWhoooooaaaaa Sooo People Mad My Name In The Blog. OH!
ReplyDeleteWantting for more but i do understand u got a busy life this is funny :)
ReplyDeleteI like this its too funny dang bey and jay try not to get cought lol
ReplyDeleteAnd another thing im not understanding, if your suppose to be a stan, your kinda dissing her saying "aint nobdy jealous of you beyonce" (kinda sounds like a hater) "Beyonce does have bad breath" etc. (that bad breath is a rumor nobdy knows if its tru or not. other than that Great stories!
ReplyDeleteUm this is all made up its for entertainment nothin is meant to be takin to the heart at all
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