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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

TIME TO KILL

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We left off with Bey and Shawn getting caught having sex in the shower because they were loud, and Mama Tina heard them from the other side of the house. Nay and Solo heard Mama Tina going off and came out just in time to see her go upstairs and go HAM. After they tried to get over their embarrassment they came down and joined the family. Nay and Solo were making fun of them and they weren't to happy about it but were gonna get thru. Then Nay came back with some breaking news that Lyndell was on his way planning a secret attack.


Bey: OMG IF IT AINT ONE THING IT'S ANOTHER WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO


Jay: Calm down Bey I'm sure Nay has a plan right and who's Kyra


Solo: Ya who's Kyra


Nay: My partner in crime she knows how to take him down safely I know how to kill him and we jus click ya know also my other killing machine Tati is coming with us nd a few more of the 'B TEAM' he is a dead man walking


Bey: *calms down* Ok Nay what are we going to do and how many of y'all is on the 'B TEAM'


Nay:  Well its not enough time to get y'all out of here so now y'all will be apart of the take down. When he gets here we will make it seem like y'all are having a party when we spot him everything will fall into place oh  and 4.


Bey: Thats it


Nay: Yep it only took one person to defeat a giant his name was David and its only 4 of us but we work alone unless strange events such as these happen then well we do what we gotta do but enough about the team we'll explain after he's taken down lets get to work


*So they all immediately do as Nay says. Nay and Julius talk some privately about the plan.


Nay: Ok so here *hands him a magnum 45*


Julius: Aww hell ya this is what I'm talking about


Nay: You know how to use it right


Julius: Yes O yes I do


Nay: Good cuz you gon be on the lookout for him and if someone else tries to get stupid you have my permission to act an ass an kill em all


Julius: Man glad to have you on our team real talk


Nay: No problem


 *Kyra shows up about an hour later via helicopter. They all get acquainted and straight down to business. Bey is scared shitless she doesn't know what to do*


Kyra: Ok guys Lyndell will arrive on the western end of the island we were informed, he will come up the south side of the house into the queen suite which is located on the east side of the island and try to assassinate her 


Nay: Now when he gets in the house Bey will be in the bed and Kyra, keyonna, and I will jump out and arrest him and you guys will take him back to the states for processing


Bey: WAIT HOLD UP WHY I GOTTA BE IN THE BED


Nay: Cuz he lookin for you and will be watching and waiting for you to get alone


Bey: UGH


Nay: Aww you will be fine I will be in the closet watching his every move we have cameras set up so we know where he is and right now he is *looks at laptop* about an hour and a half out


Kyra: Yes That is exactly whats going to happen Keyonna and I will be in the restroom for back up are we clear


Everyone: YES


Kyra:  now when he arrives Dj Poison will play ring the alarm and that's when everybody will get into place got it


Everybody: GOT IT


Nay: Now I gotta be honest this may get ugly and some gun fire may get used but we will get you out and into safety and Jay and Julius I need you two to be by the door locked and loaded in case someone else tries to come nd mess up things then I really gotta get violent


Bey: Oh Shit


Nay: Don't Bey everything is going to be fine 


Bey: I sure hope so


*they all fall suit and pray then DJ starts playing  music and acting like they were at a real party waiting for Lyndell to make show up. Jay, Bey, Solo, Mama Tina, and Julez all sit talking*


Bey: Y me lord please tell me why


Solo: I know thu *hugs her* I know but hey we all here together


Bey:But I'm bored and I want to get back home and live my life I hate living in fear thank God for Renay looking out but why is he challenging me like this I'm a good person I pay my taxes, I give back to my community, I am a nice person why *breaks down crying* whyyyyyyy


Jay: *cuddles Bey* Shhh baby its okay Lyndell is mad because you left him and found a real man that's why he wants to destroy you but I won't let that happen


Bey:*still crying* Jay *dries eyes* you don't know how much your words mean to me right now Pop Pop


Jay: You don't know how much you truly mean to me babe


*they kiss*


Solo: I am glad my baby is here *hugs Julez* cuz lord knows I would hate for him to have to go to foster care cuz Im in jail for killing Lyndell


Julez: I'm glad I got my mommy cuz nobody will love me like her and auntie BB and Mom Mom


All: Awww Julez we love you too


Jay: what about me


Julez: You know I got nothin but love for you uncle Jay


Jay: Same here lil man


*they all sit and reminisce. Meanwhile Nay & Kyra was talking*


Nay: Alright so we got our forces planted on the rooftop in each corner of the house


Kyra: Alright


Nay: And we got snakes planted on the ground we're gonna let him get in and go to her room then as he goes up to her bed you.....


Kyra: Yes I come out nd yell freeze bitch


Nay:-_- really you gon yell that dam loud that phrase


Kyra: Yes


Nay: Know wat Imma yell it and then take him down


Kyra: Ok cuz I was kinda nervous to be honest


Nay: WTF


Kyra: Yes I hope this all goes down well


Nay: It will trust me it will


*They talk jus then 'Ring the alarm I been thru this too long but I be damned if I see another chick on your arm'Bey jumps and gets really nervouscuz she knows its her time to shine*


Nay: TIME TO ACT A FOOL PLACES EVERYONE


Bey: *to Jay* Baby I'm nervous


Jay: *kisses her froehead* dont be we are all here he won't get out of here alive


Nay: Ok everybody act normal nd Bey when i tell u make ur way to ur room


Bey: wats the code or wat will you say


Nay: Dead man walkin you go to the room


*Tati was eagle eye on top of the roof of the house waiting for him to approach*


Tati: Nay*ear piece* I got visual on the bastard he just arrived


Nay: Ok ware is he


Tati: On the west side of the island


Nay: Ok so it will take him about 5 mins to get to the southside of his room we are heading in now


Tati: Copy that I'm coming down


Nay: DEAD MAN WALKING


*Bey walks to her room with Nay nd Kyra following close by. Bey gets in the bed and Nay hides in the closet locked and loaded. Kyra and Keyonna go to the bathroom and wait.


Nay: *whispers Bey we're here don't be nervous I'm here act normal if he talks play dumb like you didn't know he was coming


Bey: Ok *smiles nervously all the while wishing she could really fall asleep and nothin all this would be over*


*meanwhile Jay is standing outside the door with Julius and they both are locked and loaded and right on time Lyndell walks right into the trap*


Lyn: So Miss Beyonce *hits her on the shoulder nd pulls covers off her* WAKE UP BITCH


Bey: *jumps up* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE


Lyn: Didn't think you would see me again huh *points gun at her head*


Bey: what do you want from me Lyndell


Lyn: I WANT YOU DEAD BITCH THE MUSIC PLAYING SO THEY WON'T HEAR YOU SCREAMING 


Bey: BUT WHY WAT DID I DO TO YOU


Lyn: WHAT DID YOU DO YOU HAD ME SENT TO JAIL THAS WHAT BECAUSE OF YOU I HAD TO FIGHT FOR MY ASS AND NOW BITCH YOUR GONNA PAY. I GAVE YOU THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME(alright lets get this shit straight lyndell was nd still is a pathetic excuse for a man so for him to say that is fucking stupid she was the best thing he ever had nd he fucked it all up over some stupid bitch nd got that bitch pregnant. So lets see how this plays out)


Bey: *furious* EXCUSE ME I DID U WRONG U PATHETIC PEACE OF SHIT I WAS FAITHFUL TO YOUR SHRIMP DICK ASS(DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I GAVE YOU MONEY FOR SCHOOL SO YOU COULD EAT, I HELP YOU WITH YOUR HOMEWORK WHILE PRACTICING FOR MY SHOWS, *Lyndell is getting furious and scared because he didn't expect Bey to react like that* 


Bey: I WAS GOOD TO YOUR ASS AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME HUH 


*Bey gets loud which makes Lyndell get loud*


Lyn: FUCK YOU BITCH 


POW..............POW

4 comments:

  1. ummm i am soo mad n hype!! u know wut F Lyn!! his bitchass lol love it!

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  2. Ayeim liking this shit. Im in there.

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  3. Omggg lyn better be dead after that pow pow omggg lord

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  4. Oh gosh don't end it there!!! I wonder who got shot. I hope it was Lyndell's sorry ass!!

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