Never Catch A Break pt 2

Nay*sighs* ok look *shows solo her phone*

Solo: *furious* lets go*

*they both ran out of the house wid bey right behind then wondering what happen( btw all bey had on was some shorts nd jays muscle shirt with no shoes or sock and jay had on the same thing buh slides and it was cold and rainy) in the back seat

Bey: yo wat the hell is goin on

Nay: *shows bey her phone and bey shows it to jay* my homegirl works there said this is wat she jus witnessed and sent me the pic

Bey: oh hell naw

Jay: ima kill this mofo

SOLO: THEY FUCKED WIT THE RIGHT MOFO

Solo: *banging on the wall* Can I get my phone call yet

Officer: Shut up and wait

Solo: fuck you

Nay: Aye man we been in here for 3 hours already can we get our phone call please and can my sis get some socks please

Bey: We only been here for 30 mins Nay calm down

Solo: It seems like 3 hours hell im ready to go I miss my son let me out i need to make a call

Officer: If yall shut up then I will

Bey: Ok officer we will, y'all sit down please

Nay: Man ugh

Solo: I should have killed that bitch

Nay: I think we did she wasn't moving when they arrested us

Bey: I ain't even see the cops I was so into beatin that ass

Nay: Hell ya she got an official H-Town ass whoopin

Solo: Bet the world know now not to fuck with me

*jus then the officer walks over and throws some socks in the cell*

Off: Here ya go and who needs a phone call

Nay: We all do

Off: Ok but one at a time

Solo: Ok Bey u go first and tell mama come bail us out

Bey: Why me

Nay: Cuz if one of us call she gonna curse us out the most and you spoiled so she sensitive you

Solo: Ya

Nay: No wait call Mathew he'll do anything remember

Solo: HELL YA CALL THAT NIGGA ND USE HIM HELL IM STILL PISSED AT HIM

Bey: Again why me

Nay: Cuz your Beyonce you know he do any and everything for you

Bey: I can't believe....

Off: Look are you goin to make a phone call or what I don't have time for this

Bey: Ok fine

*Bey gets up and they allow her to make a phone call. While walking she couldn't help but think of Jay who was on the other side of the building in a holding cell also. She reached the phone and dialed Mama Tina*

MT: *phones rings* Hold on I gotta get this *answers phone* Hello

This is a collect call from the Suave County jail do you accept the charges

MT: Jail who the hell callin me from jail, ugh ya I'll accept

Bey: Mama

MT: BEYONCE!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL DOIN IN JAIL

Bey: It's a long story but can u come bail all of us out

MT: Im sorry baby but I can't im not in the country I left and went down to Mexico with your father and he was blowing my back out when you called

*by now Bey is about to drop dead*

Bey: MAMA!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK MAN I DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT THAT UGH

MT: Well its life and you better watch your mouth but we will be there first thing tomorrow morning

Bey: Ugh alright fine bye

MT: Bye

*Bey goes back to her cell with a blank stare*

Solo:Yo what happen what wrong

Bey: I never in life want to be close to my kids like this ever

Nay: What you talkin bout what mama say is she comin

Bey: She in Mexico with daddy and is goin to be here tomorrow

Nay: Ok so why u still lookin like that

Bey: Cuz she told me he was blowing her back out

Solo: DONT SAY NO MORE

Nay: *blank stare*

*they all jus sit against the wall and stare at each other*

Nay: some shit jus should never come out of peoples mouths

Solo: yes so true

*The officer comes back*

Off: does anybody else need to make a phone call

Nay: solo yo turn

Solo: who ima call

Nay: ghostbusters niggas u know somebody who can bail us out

Bey: Call Angie

Nay: ya

Solo: Iight

*they let Solo out to call Angie*

Ang: *phone rings* Hello

*this is a collect call from the Suave county jail do you accept the charges*

Ang: What who callin from jail I guess but I know Beyonce gon pay my bill this month so yes I accept

Solo: Angie what you doin

Ang: Watchin tv who this

Solo: You don't know my voice by now it Solo fool

Angie: AHHHH SOLO WHAT YOU DOIN IN JAIL

Solo: Me, Bey, Nay nd Jay got arrested and we need you to bail us out

Ang: Oh shit what the fuck did yall do

Solo: Its a long story

Ang: well why y'all aint call me

Solo: Bitch im callin u now

Ang: Dont get crunk you need me remember but what happen

Solo: OMG ANGIE THIS IS NOT 20 FUCKIN QUESTIONS CAN U GET US OUT PLEASE WE WILL PAY YOU BACK

Ang: Alright *getting her things together* im on my way

Solo: thanks

*they hang up and Solo goes back to the cell*

Nay: what happen

Solo: She on her way

Bey: Good

*they sit in the cell and the officer brings in two more girls that look like they jus got drugged down the yellow brick road. Nay is laying on Bey's lap while Solo is laying on Nay and Bey is layin across them both when they girls come in there talking loud*

Miah: Girl that bitch talked all that shit and got her ass whooped

Neci: Right them hoes wasn't ready

*they sit down and talk real loud*

Solo: Um can y'all please lower your voices

Nay: Please thanks

Miah: Who you talkin to

Solo:you I asked nicely but

Neci: Girl thas Solange and that must be *screams* BEYONCE!!!!!

Miah: What thats that bitch Beyonce

Nay: *jumps up* CALL MY SIS A BITCH ONE MORE TIME

Bey: NAW LET HER SAY IT TO MY FACE *jumps up too*

Miah: Bitch it's w/e I hate yo fake ass too *steps up to Bey*

Solo: *steps in* HIT HER IF U WANT TOO

Neci: Hit my sis if you want

Nay:NO TO BOTH OF YOU BITCH*moves Bey nd solo out the way* HIT EITHER ONE OF EM AND I SWEAR Y'ALL HOES GON BE PICKIN UP TEETH NOW TRY ME

Solo: Yes try me bitch

Miah: Man fuck y'all none singing hoes I only want Beyonce ugly ass

Bey: Well bitch come and get me

Nay: Like I said you gotta go thru me

Solo: and me

Neci: well lets get them hoes

*Miah swings at Bey and misses but hits Nay's arm Nay hit Miah twice and she fell to the ground while Neci swung and hit Solo and Slo beat her ass. Bey watched and Miah got back up and came for Bey she hit Bey and both Nay nd Bey started beating her ass too the officers came in and broke up the fight. They pulled Bey and Nay off Miah and held them against the wall. They broke up Solo and took Neci out the cell and left them three in there*

Nay: HELL YA BEY THATS HOW WE DO IT *high five* AHHHH FREAKIN LOVE YOU GIRL WE ROCK

Bey: HELL YA ONLY THE TRILL SURVIVES

Solo:*cracks up* BITCH U AINT TRILL

Bey: Shut up hahahahah I am

Nay: Not ahhhhh hahahahahah

*they sit there crunk til the officer comes back*

Off: Alright all of you stand up and face the wall

Nay: why wat we do

Off: Jus stand and follow orders

*they listen and the cops escorted them out of the cell and to their own separate cells*

Nay: IIGHT Y'ALL STAY UP WE'LL BE OUT IN NO TIME

Solo: YOU TOO IMA MISS Y'ALL

Bey: WE GON MISS YOU TOO

*they all sit in their separate cells which are right next to each other and they talk thru the walls to each other*

Bey: Hey yall

Nay: Nigga didnt we jus see y you sayin hey

Solo: Shut up fool

Nay: Im jus sayin

*they talk then jus chill*

Bey:*dam I wonder how Jay is doin I miss him I know the media is goin crazy when they find out. I jus wanna be home with him just watchin tv and planning our lives ugh man I miss the stage I jus wanna be out I don't belong here but when it comes to family I will do anything for them. My fam Solo nd Nay only these two fools will have me in jail but I wouldn't trade them for anything*

Solo: *dam I miss my son I can't wait to see his face. He will know that his mama don't play man I'm horny as hell though but ugh I wanna get outta here I swear I hope that bitch dead we put a hurtin on ha ass see if she fucks wit my fam again lil stupid stank hoe. I promise if that bitch aint called the police I would still be beating that ass. glad I had my goons wit me dam I jus realized im hungry what they got to eat round this bitch ugh damn man Angie need to hurry up hell im cold and hungry and thats not safe for my health*

Nay: *the fact that them hoes thought they was gonna fuck wit Bey cuz they aint like her ha got me sooo fucked up not my lil homie. Dam a nigga hungry I can go for a baked potatoe wit a lemonade on the side dam ware Angie at shit it don't take that long aint like she got a man I need her to hurry now cuz i know we all hungry* Aye Bey, Solo y'all hungry

Bey & Solo: Yea you

Nay: Hell ya I knew y'all was all that fightin done stirred up my dam appetite

Solo: you always hungry tho

Nay: shut up you too

Bey: But Nay is right tho but I'm hungry where the hell is Angie

Nay: Right ugh

*meanwhile on the other side of the jail*

Jailmate: Yo so Jay-z can I get a record deal I can rap

Jay: Um yo man I'm not here for this I jus wanna get home and see my wife and fam can u please leave me alone

JM: O ya u married to that fine ass Beyonce yo man how did YOU get her

Jay:yo man what you mean by that

JM: I mean she high maintenance and gorgeous and well you have money and all but you not quite like Usher

Jay: Yo man*stands up* you ready to get knocked the fuck out keep disrespecting me and my wife

JM: No man*scared* not like that Im jus wonderin my bad u cool

Jay: Man step back fool before you get done up in this cell

JM: but I do wanna know one thing though she is beautiful I mean her tits and that ass is jus woo how is she in bed I mean*bam*

*Jay laid his ass out and kept beating his ass. The officers came and broke the fight up. They put Jay in a cell by himself to cool off. Meanwhile Angie showed up with Ty to bail them all out*

Angie: Yes um officer I'm here to post bail for Beyonce Knowles, Solange Knowles, Renay Perry and Shawn Carter they were arrested earlier and told me they need to post bail

Bailiff:I'm sorry but they can't post bail neither one of them because they all have been into fights and are being charged with assult and will have to wait til the morning to see the judge

Ang: What well can we at least see then and why were they arrested in the first place

Baliff: I can't release that information but I will see if they can have visitors

Ang: Ok thanks

*the baliff goes to see if they can have visitors and comes back to the desk*

Baliff: Yes they can but who do you want to see first

Ang: It doesn't matter

Baliff: Well we gonna get the trouble maker

*he leaves and gets Solo. Meanwhile they don't know whats goin on

Nay: I'M LOCKED UP

Bey&Solo: THEY WON'T LET ME OUT(they wont let me out)

Nay: jus locked up

Solo: Yo man we need help

Bey: Yes we do

Baliff: Knowles, Solange you have a visitor

Solo: Bout dam time

*they let her out and escorts her to the front to see Angie and Ty*

Solo: Boy am I glad to see y'all *sitting down*

Ang: Yes why are y'all here

Solo: Its a long story

Ty: Spill it

Ang: Ya nd plus y'all can't make bail either

Solo: Seriously fuck well we was chillin at Bey house when Nay got a message and well basically them bitch's at Julez school had my baby sitting outside in the cold and rain. So we ran out the house Bey nd Jay still in short nd muscle shirts Bey aint have no shoes on and jay had on slides and all of us whooped the teachers and principles ass and they called the cops on us and I still wanna beat her ass some more but I think she dead or really crippled either way we beat her ass