Never catch a break pt1

I WAS ON THE RADIO TODAY AHHHHHHH I WAS A BIT NERVOUS BUT IT WAS FUN I WANNA DO IT AGAIN!!!!

Bey woke up the next morning around 8:20 in awe of what happened last night. She turned over and stared at Jay's face and smiled. She kissed his lips and snuggled up closer to him and went back to sleep. Jay wrapped his arm tighter around her and they slept for about 2 more hours. They woke up around 10:45 and just stared at each other

Jay: You are so beautiful

Bey: You are so handsome

Jay: I love you

Bey: I love you more last night was awesome baby

Jay: Oh you have no idea

Bey: I felt you in my gut

Jay: Girl I was trynna give u my baby

Bey: I hope not we're not ready

Jay: I know and we got time

Bey: ok did u cum inside me

Jay: I dont remember

Bey: Damn Shawn ugh oh well luckily i took my pill

Jay: U still take em I mean this was our first time

Bey: Ya I did I know but I knew the day would come so I planned ahead like I always do

Jay: Ok well what if you do get pregnant then what

Bey: Then hopefully we can keep this one cuz lord knows I can't take another miscarriage

Jay: I know me either

*they talk all the while and Jay helps Bey out the bed cause she was sore. He carried her to the bathroom ran her bath water and bathe her. Afterwards they both got dressed but not before brushing their teeth. They head downstairs to find a surprise waiting for them*

Solo: Look

Nay: bout got damn time hell

Bey: What the fuck y'all doing here

Nay: Um well we just got done eating and decided to stop by

Solo: And we brought y'all some food

*points to the dining room table*

*Bey and Jay still in shock*

Jay: Uh....thanks

Nay: no problem

Solo: It was all Nay's idea

Jay* shocked he thot she still hated him*

Bey: Really aww thanks Nay *hugs her*

Nay: Um ya but don't touch me cuz u like hug too long nd ish *runs from Bey*

Bey: Ugh don't run it will be a quick hug

Nay: not anyway go eat yo man look like he bout to eat the actual table

Solo: Dead *cracks up*

Nay: well *Kanye shrug*

*Bey and Jay ate while Nay nd Solo watched tv. When they finished they sat in the living room and watched tv with them*

Bey: what yall watchin

Nay:tv

Solo:dead

Bey: no shit renay like what

Nay: some actors and actresses play out a scene

Solo: RENAY STFU *cracks up*

Bey: oooohh u bitch

Nay: well hahahahaha

Jay:* laughing too*she played you

Nay: sure did thas for sayin i need hooked on phonics

Bey: well u do

Nay: and u need medicated breath spray

* jay and solo both fall out*

Bey: i cant stand u

Nay: love u too

Bey: watever* looks at jay* i know u aint laughin

Jay* immediately stops* naw im not * chuckles*

Nay: naw jay laugh yo ass off hell

Jay: naw stop makin fun of my baby *tries to kiss bey*

Bey: nope not at all

* they chill out for a while then nay phone rings*

Nay*loud* HELLO

Solo: bitch if u dont bring that shit to a two 

Nay: shhh im on the phone

Solo:so stfu

Nay: anyway wats up *she talks on the phone then hangs up* yo solo we gotta talk

Solo: why

Nay: cuz we do lets go in the other room we dont wanna ruin they mood* bey nd jay were cakin nd ish*

Bey: i wanna know wat yall bout to go talk about

Nay: damn u a nosey mofo too huh

Bey: yup so plus yall gon tell me anuways so jus say it now

Nay: ugh

Solo: jus say it

Nay:fine look lets go then cuz u gon flip * phone vibrates* oh shit * looks at phonr then back at solo* promise u wont flip out

Solo: *gettin anxious* what is it girl tell me quit stallin

Nay: u gotta promise not to flip out

Solo: i promise

*by now Bey is alert and so is Jay*

Nay*sighs* ok look *shows solo her phone*

Solo: *furious* lets go*

*they both ran out of the house wid bey right behind then wondering what happen( btw all bey had on was some shorts nd jays muscle shirt with no shoes or sock and jay had on the same thing buh slides and it was cold and rainy) in the back seat

Bey: yo wat the hell is goin on

Nay: *shows bey her phone and bey shows it to jay* my homegirl works there said this is wat she jus witnessed and sent me the pic

Bey: oh hell naw

Jay: ima kill this mofo

SOLO: THEY FUCKED WIT THE RIGHT MOFO

*its short i know*