MY AUNT PASSED AWAY SO I DONT KNOW WHEN I WILL UPDATE AGAIN THANKS U GUYS FOR YOUR SUPPORT
We left off with Bey nd Shawn breaking up because he slept with another female unwillingly then lied to bey's face nd could have possible given her aids. Her test results came in and Renay read the results and they all gasped.
Nay: BEYONCE OMG*starts to cry nd hugs Bey*
Bey:I KNOW NAY *cries tears of joy nd hugs Nay back*
*both jump up and down screaming*
Nay: We have to tell everyone and u still takin me shoppin ritw
Bey: Shut up yes fool omg where is Solo
Solo: Right here *walks around the corner*
Nay: Hey big sis
Solo: Hey lil sis whats goin
Bey: *excited* LOOK
Solo: *looks at the paper* OMG BEYONCE
*they all start jumping up and down*
Bey: THIS DAY CAN'T GET ANY BETTER
Nay: YES IT CAN WE CAN GO SPEND UR MONEY ON ME YAAAA
Bey: YES WE CAN BUT NOT ALL ON YOU
Solo: ME TOO
Bey: ALL OF US JUS US WAIT LETS CALL MAMA
Nay: cool imma put this on facebook that this is a good day I won't go into
details jus let the pictures tell em all huh
Solo: Right
Bey: Gosh this is a blessing where is my mama *calls Mama Tina*
MT: HELLO
BEY: MAMA GUESS WHAT
MT: WHAT
BEY: MY RESULTS CAME IN AND I TESTED NEGATIVE FOR EVERYTHING I
MT: THAT IS A BLESSING OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING
BEY: ME EITHER I WANT U TO GO SHOPPIN WITH US WE TAKIN RENAY FOR
HER SCHOOL STUFF ND I'M SPLURGING ON MYSELF ND SOLO
MT: Not this time I am hanging with some friends today maybe some other time
Bey: Aww ok mama well have fun and we will come by to see you tonite
Mt: Ok then have fun tell Nay nd Solo I love em talk to y'all later
Bey: we love you too bye mama
Nay: What she say
Bey: She goin out with her friends today
Solo: Word thats whats up
Nay: WAIT!!!! What friends o her male friends welp we won't be seeing her at all
Solo: I know right she a freak maybe that's where I get it from
Nay: EWWWW
Solo: What where u think Julez came from
Nay: Ion Know
Solo: Where u came from
Nay: See I was a special delivery from a stork he delivered me to the wrong
house nd I found my family 21 years later see I'm here wit y'all
Solo: U a fool u know that
Nay: Yes I do nd thank you
Bey: *laughs* omg its so funny cuz Nay ur serious
Nay: Uh huh
Solo:Well we love u u fit rite in wit us
Nay: Good O um Beyonce aren't u going to call your husband and tell him the
good news
Bey: what husband
Solo: Um look at ur finger
Bey: O shit that person the liar
Nay: ya the only man to ever roam with the dinosaurs
*Bey nd Solo bursts out laughing*
Bey: RENAY STFU U A FOOL
Nay: Y huh hell that old as bastard needs some depends nd denture aid hell he
made me mad with that shit u dont do that get fucked then go fuck yo wife not
knowing if u carryin somethin nd give it to her who does that not anyone in they
right mind.
Bey: U got a point
Nay: I know I'm smart but then again he is 106 years old nd he got dementia so
u can expect that (yo i am on the floor rolling as I write this)
Solo: Naw I can't *laughing* shut up hahahahahah
Nay: Man lets go now cuz I'm jus gon keep goin
Bey: ya I'll call him later ima enjoy this day
Solo: thas wat I wanna hear
*they leave nd go out shopping and have a good time doing things girls do they
got manicures and pedicures thats when shit got crazier*
Bey: This is so relaxing jus my sisters nd I doing girl things
Nay: Aww u called me ur sister nd my first time thank you Bey so much ur
awesome
Bey: Yes cuz u are the lil sister we never had and no Nay ur awesome if it wasnt
for u I wouldn't be sitting here smiling u always keep a smile on ur face nd I
keep one on mines now thanks to u
Nay: Thanks but that sounded gay
Bey: how idk the way u said it
Solo: well u do Nay u always smiling even when it hurts nd we like that about u
Nay*blushing* AWW SHUCKS U GUYS (sidenote I will NEVER in life say some
ish like that nd now back to the story)
Bey: Its true
Nay: Y'all gonna make me cry (again I really won't)
Solo: Please don't
Bey: Cuz I'ma cry too
Nay: well fine I*rudely interrupted*
Lady: Omg ur Beyonce
Bey: Yes I am
Lady: Ur a bitch
Bey: excuse me
Nay:*hops off the spa machine* WAT DID U JUS CALL MY SISTER
Lady: Sister??
Solo: YA SISTER* hops out of machine too* (nd y'all know what I'm sayin when
i say machine the chair u sit in to get ur feet done) U GOT A PROBLEM WITH
THAT
Lady: Y'all bitch's dont want *pop*
*Nay laid her out*
Nay: WE DON'T WANT WHAT WHEN IT COMES TO THOSE TWO I DON'T PLAY
*jus then her friends come out to see her on the floor*
Other friend: OMG Kim what happen
Nay: She called Beyonce a bitch nd got laid the fuck out u want some too
Other lady: no I'm so sorry we're leaving
Bey: Nay let's go
Nay: But my feet ain't done
Bey: We can go somewhere else they callin the cops on us
Nay: O SHIT NIGGA LETS BOUNCE
*they all ran out nd hopped in the car nd drove away*
Bey: I loved how u hit that hoe that was crazy
Solo: rite I was ready for her friends too
Nay: Hell Ya Solo thas how we do it in Houston
Bey: So now lets finish shopping nd we get out toes done later we can call Mr.
Chin nd have them come to the house tonite nd finish getting them done
Solo: O ya we can have a girls nite cuz Julez is with his daddy and Buddy is gone
on business so y'all are stuck with me
Nay: wouldn't have it any other way
Bey: Rite
*they finish doin girl things nd Nay cracks jokes nd keeps them laughing the
entire time Bey calls mr. Chin nd they all set up a girls nite nd get pedicures nd
watch Madea movies all night*
Nay: Yo Tyler Perry is funny
Bey: Are y'all related
Nay: I have no idea I doubt it I mean I really don't know
Solo: How bout you look it up
Nay: Maybe one day ya know
Bey: We'll help
Nay: Thank you
Bey: No problem what to do now
Nay: well back in the day we used to go Wal-Mart in the middle of the night nd
buy stupid ish jus because we were bored
Bey: Well lets go
*they hop in the car nd head to wal-mart, they were acting a plum fool singin
loud nd it was hardly anyone in there so they didn't get bombarded by people*
Bey: Nay yo this ish is crazy fun we gotta do this more often
Solo: Yes fool been a while since we came to wal-mart
Nay: I know yo lets go buy Ipad's cuz u owe me one remember
Bey: Yes I do lets go
*they go and get their Ipad's nd as they turn the corner they all stop*
BEY: LYNDELL
SOLO:WHAT
NAY:THE
ALL: FUCK!!!!!!!!!
Welcome
This is my first blog so dont judge me im coming up with this off he top of my head so be patient nd I hope you enjoy them. This blog contains stories about Beyonce and Solange Knowles not jus Beyonce and Shawn Carter.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Saturday, September 24, 2011
HOUSTON SHUTS IT DOWN
ND I LOVE IT
Y'all know how we ended wit Nay, Solo, nd Bey bout to whoop Shawn's ass after seeing a photo of the girl nd Nay told them that she had Aids.
Bey: WHAT ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS WE STOPPED USING PROTECTION A WHILE AGO OMG I CAN HAVE AIDS TOO GOD WHY O WHY ME WE GOTTA GO FIND HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!
Nay: HELL YES LETS GO
*they all run out the house in tennis shoes wit their hairs tied up ready to fight, as they pull out the driveway Solo calls Angie nd Kelly nd tells them what happened so they swing by nd pick her nd Kelly up then they go to the bitch's house*
Solo: So y'all ready to whoop that ass
Kelly: O ya
Ang: Most def
Nay: I WANT MR. CARTER FUCK THAT HOE HE IS MINE
BEY: HELL YA I WANT HIS ASS FOR PUTTING ME THRU THIS HELL
Nay: YES GIRL LETS GET THAT ASS
*Nay turns the corner into the neighborhood where the girl stays and slowly creeps up
to the house nd parks*
Nay: Yall stay here I;m knock nd go in nd see if he's there
Bey: Ok we will
*Nay gets out nd knocks on the door, the girl answers in lingerie*
Girl: OMG Hey Renay its been forever what are you doing here
Nay: Girl I was in the neighborhood visiting a friend nd got lost then I realized I had to
pee can I use ur facilities
Girl: Ya come in *closes the door* its down the hall to the right
Nay: Thank you
*Nay goes to the bathroom which is right past the master bedroom, as Nay is walking
she looks nd sees a guy in the room but couldnt tell if it was Shawn or not, she goes to
the bathroom nd hears them in the room talkin but it doesnt sound like Shawn either. Meanwhile Bey nd them are anxious to see what really is goin on when Bey's phone rings*
Bey: Hello
Shawn: Babe where are
Bey: Wouldnt u like to know*hangs up the phone nd turns it off*
*Nay comes out of the bathroom nd texts Bey, she got no response to she texts Solo nd tells her what she saw nd said she was bout to talk to the girl that they should come up now, so they do*
Nay: Aye we gotta talk
Girl: Ok
Nay: Look I got some people bout to knock at yo door to ask u some questions we
dont want no drama but we found somethings out nd we need ...*knock knock* there
go my sisters rite there let me get it cuz one of em a goon like me
*Nay answers the door*
Nay: Hey y'all come in we jus talkin we gotta know cuz I'm ready to fight to n pitbull
Solange calm it
Solo: O I'm calm
Girl:*eyes get big* OMG BEYONCE O GOD I'M SO SORRY
Bey: YA BITCH U BETTA SAY YA PRAYERS WARE IS SHAWN
Girl: He's not here he
Bey: U better tell me what you two were doin cuz I got the pics on his phone
Girl: *crying* Well I met him at the studio with my cousin an he said I was pretty an I
took it the wrong way so when he came to my cousin's house I spiked his drink nd had
sex with him I *bam, Bey knocked that hoe out*(DAYUM)
Nay: DAYUM
Solo: Thas what I'm talkin about
Nay: HOUSTON, TEXAS BABY THAS WAT I'M SAYIN BEYONCE U ARE OFFICIALLY A THUG
FROM AROUND THE WAY
Kelly: We should wake her cuz *jus then the guy from the room stepped out*
Guy: Yo wtf is goin on O SHIT ITS BEYONCE AND KELLY ND SOLANGE GOD O SHIT WHAT
Y'ALL DOIN HERE O SHIT Y IS SHARONDA ON THE FLOOR
Nay: Cuz Bey laid that hoe out for fuckin wit Jay-z nd she got AIDS
Guy: WHAT THE FUCK AIDS THAT NASTY BITCH I'M OUT I'M BOUT TO GET TESTED NOW
Nay: Ya u should now wake that hoe up *kicks her* WAKE UP BITCH
Solo: *shakes nd slaps her* Wake yo ass up now *throws her on the couch*
Girl: Wh what happen
Kelly: Beyonce laid u out for sleeping with Shawn
Girl: Oh
Bey; So how long ago did u sleep with him
Girl: About 6 months ago
Bey: O.......WAIT A MIN THAS Y *gasps* U BITCH *runs an chokes that hoe while
everybody jus sits back nd watch's then finally they grab Bey off of her
Girl: Beyonce I'm so sorry u are my idol I jus wanted to be in ur place jus once
Bey: BITCH *slaps her*
Nay: AYE DONT U GOT AIDS
Girl: Ya I do
Nay: ND UR STILL SLEEPING WITH MEN ND RAPING THEM U KNOW WAT *bam she lays on
the couch out for good* NOW LETS CALL THE POLICE ON THIS HOE
*they call the police nd tell them what happen then the police arrest her nd they all
leave nd head back to Bey's house to find Shawn there pissed*
Shawn: BEYONCE WTF WARE HAVE U BEEN ND WHY IS THE WHOLE GANG HERE WAT IS
GOIN ON
Bey: SHAWN 6 MONTHS AGO WHEN U CAME TO LONDON THAT NIGHT U WENT LIMP DID
U HAVE SEX WIT ANYONE ELSE
Nay: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGA U WENT LIMP IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKIN OMG I TOLD Y'ALL THIS NIGGA USED TO PLAY HOPSCOTCH WITH JESUS OLD ASS
Solo, Kelly,Ang: *all laugh to*
Shawn: CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS IN FRONT OF THEM
Bey: NO CUZ THEY HAVE MY BACK I NEED TO KNOW NOW
Shawn: NO I DID NOT
Bey: *slaps the fuck out of him* HOW THE FUCK U GON LOOK ME IN MY EYES ND LIE TO
ME
Shawn: *balls up fist gettin ready to swing*
Nay: *pulls out pistol* NIGGA I WISH U WOULD
Shawn: AYE NAY PUT THAT AWAY AINT NO NEED I AINT GON HIT HER
Nay: I KNOW U WONT BRUH
Bey: Shawn I saw the pics in ur phone of that bitch nd we jus left that hoe's house she
told us what happen so now Shawn u tell me what happen
Shawn:*sighs* OK well her name is Sharonda we had sex but I didnt know see I went
over her cousin's house and I was drinkin nd I guess she slipped me some roofies and I
woke up naked wit her next to me then I hoped on a flight nd came to u
Bey: U DISGUST ME GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW DID U EVEN STOP ND THINK ABOUT ME
NO WELL SHAWN TURNS OUT SHE HAS AIDS ND NOW U PROBABLY GOT THEM ND GAVE
THEM TO ME THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF UR WIFE ND UR FUTURE KIDS SHAWN ITS
OVER I HATE U GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK
Shawn: ARE YOU SERIOUS OMG BABY I AM SO STUPID I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS
HAPPENING CAN I WAKE UP PLEASE
Nay: NO NIGGA THIS IS REALITY ND U STILL TURNED THE LIGHT SWITCH ON WHEN
JESUS SAID LET THERE BE LITE SO TAKE YO OLD ASS VIAGRA NEED ASS ON OUT BYE
Solo: U BASTARD BYE GET OUT
*Shawn leaves nd they all jus sit there in silence no one believing what happened*
Bey: O God y *sighs* the papz are gonna have a field day
Nay: WELL THEY WONT GET AWAY WIT IT TRUST IM READY FOR THEY ASS TOO SO
COME ON LET EM TALK IMMA TALK BACK TO THEM
Solo: DAM RITE*daps Nay up* ME TOO
Kelly: WHO GONE TELL MAMA TINA
Bey: I will have too its my marriage thats over
Solo: If u need us there u know we ware always here
Nay: U know I have no life nd I got u nd yes I am still hungry (y'all know I like to eat if u
haven't figured that out by now)
Bey: NAY U KNOW WAT I LOVE YOU U ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME SMILE WIT YO
RANDOM ANTICS WE SHOULD GET U A TV SHOW
Nay: YES GIRL U SHOULD
Solo: O YA U ONE RANDOM PERSON
Kelly; Yes true
*they all laugh to take their minds off everything that has happened. The next day they
all go with Bey to get tested and Solange, Kelly nd Angie get tested to Nay doesnt cuz she hasn't had sex yet so she waits for them. They all come back nd go eat (finally I was getting hungry). A month later Bey nd Nay are at the house waiting for Solo to come so they can go shopping for Renay's back to college wardrobe*
Bey: OMG RENAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*nay run's in*
Nay: WHAT!!!
Bey: OMG LOOK!!!!!!
Nay: *GASPS*
Y'all know how we ended wit Nay, Solo, nd Bey bout to whoop Shawn's ass after seeing a photo of the girl nd Nay told them that she had Aids.
Bey: WHAT ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS WE STOPPED USING PROTECTION A WHILE AGO OMG I CAN HAVE AIDS TOO GOD WHY O WHY ME WE GOTTA GO FIND HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!
Nay: HELL YES LETS GO
*they all run out the house in tennis shoes wit their hairs tied up ready to fight, as they pull out the driveway Solo calls Angie nd Kelly nd tells them what happened so they swing by nd pick her nd Kelly up then they go to the bitch's house*
Solo: So y'all ready to whoop that ass
Kelly: O ya
Ang: Most def
Nay: I WANT MR. CARTER FUCK THAT HOE HE IS MINE
BEY: HELL YA I WANT HIS ASS FOR PUTTING ME THRU THIS HELL
Nay: YES GIRL LETS GET THAT ASS
*Nay turns the corner into the neighborhood where the girl stays and slowly creeps up
to the house nd parks*
Nay: Yall stay here I;m knock nd go in nd see if he's there
Bey: Ok we will
*Nay gets out nd knocks on the door, the girl answers in lingerie*
Girl: OMG Hey Renay its been forever what are you doing here
Nay: Girl I was in the neighborhood visiting a friend nd got lost then I realized I had to
pee can I use ur facilities
Girl: Ya come in *closes the door* its down the hall to the right
Nay: Thank you
*Nay goes to the bathroom which is right past the master bedroom, as Nay is walking
she looks nd sees a guy in the room but couldnt tell if it was Shawn or not, she goes to
the bathroom nd hears them in the room talkin but it doesnt sound like Shawn either. Meanwhile Bey nd them are anxious to see what really is goin on when Bey's phone rings*
Bey: Hello
Shawn: Babe where are
Bey: Wouldnt u like to know*hangs up the phone nd turns it off*
*Nay comes out of the bathroom nd texts Bey, she got no response to she texts Solo nd tells her what she saw nd said she was bout to talk to the girl that they should come up now, so they do*
Nay: Aye we gotta talk
Girl: Ok
Nay: Look I got some people bout to knock at yo door to ask u some questions we
dont want no drama but we found somethings out nd we need ...*knock knock* there
go my sisters rite there let me get it cuz one of em a goon like me
*Nay answers the door*
Nay: Hey y'all come in we jus talkin we gotta know cuz I'm ready to fight to n pitbull
Solange calm it
Solo: O I'm calm
Girl:*eyes get big* OMG BEYONCE O GOD I'M SO SORRY
Bey: YA BITCH U BETTA SAY YA PRAYERS WARE IS SHAWN
Girl: He's not here he
Bey: U better tell me what you two were doin cuz I got the pics on his phone
Girl: *crying* Well I met him at the studio with my cousin an he said I was pretty an I
took it the wrong way so when he came to my cousin's house I spiked his drink nd had
sex with him I *bam, Bey knocked that hoe out*(DAYUM)
Nay: DAYUM
Solo: Thas what I'm talkin about
Nay: HOUSTON, TEXAS BABY THAS WAT I'M SAYIN BEYONCE U ARE OFFICIALLY A THUG
FROM AROUND THE WAY
Kelly: We should wake her cuz *jus then the guy from the room stepped out*
Guy: Yo wtf is goin on O SHIT ITS BEYONCE AND KELLY ND SOLANGE GOD O SHIT WHAT
Y'ALL DOIN HERE O SHIT Y IS SHARONDA ON THE FLOOR
Nay: Cuz Bey laid that hoe out for fuckin wit Jay-z nd she got AIDS
Guy: WHAT THE FUCK AIDS THAT NASTY BITCH I'M OUT I'M BOUT TO GET TESTED NOW
Nay: Ya u should now wake that hoe up *kicks her* WAKE UP BITCH
Solo: *shakes nd slaps her* Wake yo ass up now *throws her on the couch*
Girl: Wh what happen
Kelly: Beyonce laid u out for sleeping with Shawn
Girl: Oh
Bey; So how long ago did u sleep with him
Girl: About 6 months ago
Bey: O.......WAIT A MIN THAS Y *gasps* U BITCH *runs an chokes that hoe while
everybody jus sits back nd watch's then finally they grab Bey off of her
Girl: Beyonce I'm so sorry u are my idol I jus wanted to be in ur place jus once
Bey: BITCH *slaps her*
Nay: AYE DONT U GOT AIDS
Girl: Ya I do
Nay: ND UR STILL SLEEPING WITH MEN ND RAPING THEM U KNOW WAT *bam she lays on
the couch out for good* NOW LETS CALL THE POLICE ON THIS HOE
*they call the police nd tell them what happen then the police arrest her nd they all
leave nd head back to Bey's house to find Shawn there pissed*
Shawn: BEYONCE WTF WARE HAVE U BEEN ND WHY IS THE WHOLE GANG HERE WAT IS
GOIN ON
Bey: SHAWN 6 MONTHS AGO WHEN U CAME TO LONDON THAT NIGHT U WENT LIMP DID
U HAVE SEX WIT ANYONE ELSE
Nay: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGA U WENT LIMP IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKIN OMG I TOLD Y'ALL THIS NIGGA USED TO PLAY HOPSCOTCH WITH JESUS OLD ASS
Solo, Kelly,Ang: *all laugh to*
Shawn: CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS IN FRONT OF THEM
Bey: NO CUZ THEY HAVE MY BACK I NEED TO KNOW NOW
Shawn: NO I DID NOT
Bey: *slaps the fuck out of him* HOW THE FUCK U GON LOOK ME IN MY EYES ND LIE TO
ME
Shawn: *balls up fist gettin ready to swing*
Nay: *pulls out pistol* NIGGA I WISH U WOULD
Shawn: AYE NAY PUT THAT AWAY AINT NO NEED I AINT GON HIT HER
Nay: I KNOW U WONT BRUH
Bey: Shawn I saw the pics in ur phone of that bitch nd we jus left that hoe's house she
told us what happen so now Shawn u tell me what happen
Shawn:*sighs* OK well her name is Sharonda we had sex but I didnt know see I went
over her cousin's house and I was drinkin nd I guess she slipped me some roofies and I
woke up naked wit her next to me then I hoped on a flight nd came to u
Bey: U DISGUST ME GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW DID U EVEN STOP ND THINK ABOUT ME
NO WELL SHAWN TURNS OUT SHE HAS AIDS ND NOW U PROBABLY GOT THEM ND GAVE
THEM TO ME THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF UR WIFE ND UR FUTURE KIDS SHAWN ITS
OVER I HATE U GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK
Shawn: ARE YOU SERIOUS OMG BABY I AM SO STUPID I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS
HAPPENING CAN I WAKE UP PLEASE
Nay: NO NIGGA THIS IS REALITY ND U STILL TURNED THE LIGHT SWITCH ON WHEN
JESUS SAID LET THERE BE LITE SO TAKE YO OLD ASS VIAGRA NEED ASS ON OUT BYE
Solo: U BASTARD BYE GET OUT
*Shawn leaves nd they all jus sit there in silence no one believing what happened*
Bey: O God y *sighs* the papz are gonna have a field day
Nay: WELL THEY WONT GET AWAY WIT IT TRUST IM READY FOR THEY ASS TOO SO
COME ON LET EM TALK IMMA TALK BACK TO THEM
Solo: DAM RITE*daps Nay up* ME TOO
Kelly: WHO GONE TELL MAMA TINA
Bey: I will have too its my marriage thats over
Solo: If u need us there u know we ware always here
Nay: U know I have no life nd I got u nd yes I am still hungry (y'all know I like to eat if u
haven't figured that out by now)
Bey: NAY U KNOW WAT I LOVE YOU U ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME SMILE WIT YO
RANDOM ANTICS WE SHOULD GET U A TV SHOW
Nay: YES GIRL U SHOULD
Solo: O YA U ONE RANDOM PERSON
Kelly; Yes true
*they all laugh to take their minds off everything that has happened. The next day they
all go with Bey to get tested and Solange, Kelly nd Angie get tested to Nay doesnt cuz she hasn't had sex yet so she waits for them. They all come back nd go eat (finally I was getting hungry). A month later Bey nd Nay are at the house waiting for Solo to come so they can go shopping for Renay's back to college wardrobe*
Bey: OMG RENAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*nay run's in*
Nay: WHAT!!!
Bey: OMG LOOK!!!!!!
Nay: *GASPS*
Friday, September 23, 2011
HOUSTON, TEXAS BABY
MY COLLEGE NEWSPAPER TEAM WANTS MY BLOG SO PSYCHED ABOUT THIS CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHERE THIS LEADS TO
Bey: How could he do this to me
We left off with Bey going to sleep after coming off tour nd spending time with her family. Solange had pushed a button about her getting pregnant so she leaves the room and falls asleep. She wakes up to Shawn's phone going off and finding naked pics of a female and Shawn gone.
Bey: SHAWN!!!
*no answer, everyone has left so Bey is home alone she walked around her entire mansion and Shawn was no where insight*
Bey: Aint this a bitch where is he *she calls his other phone and it goes to voicemail after the first ring*
Bey: O HELL NAW WHAT THE FUCK HE THINK THIS IS*she calls back and the same thing happens so she sends a message after leaving a voicemail*
(THE MESSAGE TO SHAWN: TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME)
*she goes to take a shower and calls Solange*
Solo: Hello big sister from hell what do u want
Bey: Ugh rude not in the mood for this I really need u now Code RED
*Solo can tell by Bey's voice she's serious*
Solo:OMG BEY NO ARE U SERIOUS U STAY RITE THERE IM ON THE WAY
*they hang up and Bey sits nd stairs at the wall*
Bey: 10 YEARS OF MY LIFE GONE AND WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT
*Solo gets there in time to find Bey staring at the wall with tears streaming down her
face nd her wedding ring on the table in front of her*
Solo: O GOD Bey come here *she hugged Bey an they cried together*Bey I'm here for you whatever you want to do I will be here for you want me to call Renay cuz u know she will be down for back up
Bey: Ya call her cuz this could get ugly and she doesnt care at all
Solo: Cool*she goes and calls Renay*
Nay: Yo Solo wats good
Solo: Code Red
Nay: BET ALREADY LOCKED AND LOADED ON MY WAY NOW BE THERE IN 10
Solo: Bet
*they hang up the phone nd Nay hopes in the car nd heads over to Bey's house, meanwhile Solo tries to comfort Bey*
Bey: How could he do this to me
Solo: He a sorry excuse for a man jus like Daniel bitch ass
Bey: But I thought he loved me I mean it was his idea to get these tattoos nd we been thru so much nd it ends like this 10 years Solo 10 fucking years of my life gone I can't get it back
Solo: I know Bey but ur Beyonce for goodness sakes u can and will get another man
Bey: SMH I can't believe this is happening to me lets call him from ur phone
Solo: K *dials Shawn, rings then voicemail picks up*see this is some bullshit
Nay:*knock knock* WARE HE AT THIS MFER DONT HURT MY BIG SISTER BEY O HE BOUT TO PAY WARE HIS BITCH ASS AT NOW SOMEBODY BETTA TELL ME NOW
*runs around the entire house*
Solo: NAY NAY CALM DOWN HE NOT HERE HE NOT ANSWERIN ANY OF OUR CALLS
Nay: IIGHT have yall called Mama yet and told her
Bey:NO
Nay: And I AM SO GLAD Y'ALL DIDN'T SO WHAT Y'ALL WANNA DO CUZ I'M READY TO WHOOP THAT BIG HALF MAN HALF CAMEL ASS NIGGA OL HORSE LIPS HAVIN ASS NIGGA HE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR LOOKING LIKE THAT BITCH ASS VIAGRA NEEDIN NIGGA I KNOW HE NEED HUH BEY WE CAN TELL SHIT GOT MY BLOOD PRESSURE ALL UP ND ISH
Solo: Calm down Nay
Nay: NAW HELL NAW HE HURT BEY ND HE HURTING ME CUZ I WAS BOUT TO EAT ND U CALLED WITH THIS SO NOW I CANT EAT MY FOOD CUZ HE WANNA CHEAT ND BTW WHO TF CHEATS ON BEYONCE I JUS WANNA KNOW I MEAN HE GOT ALZHEIMER'S OR SOMETHIN OL ASS BASTARD THAT NIGGA WAS THERE TO HELP MOSES WRITE THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
Bey & Solo: *bursts out laughing*
Bey: *crackin up*Nay OMG SIT CHO ASS DOWN I'M NOT TRYIN TO LAUGH BUT U A DAM FOOL
Nay: Well hell he made me mad and I wanted my food too
Solo: Nigga u fat
Nay: IDGAF
Bey: We know thas we love you but I got food in the kitchen
Nay: I AINT HUNGRY NO MOE
Solo: She Bi-polar Bey u know that
Nay: Whatever anyway what y'all wanna do about sir cheats alot
Bey: I dont know where to begin
Nay: I do lets go take all his clothes and bleach them then all of his things burn them in the backyard or throw them in the pool
Solo: U know what you read my mind
Nay: Ya I know I'm that good but wait how do u know he cheating
Bey: Here* gives Nay the phone*
Nay:*throws up* THIS THE BITCH HE CHEATED WITH
Bey: YES
Nay: GET DRESSED ITS TIME TO GO I KNOW THIS BITCH LIKE WE GO BACK LIKE 4 FLATS ON A CADILLAC
Bey: How do u know her
Solo: Ya how u know her
Nay: I WENT TO SCHOOL WIT HER ND SHE HAS AIDS WE HAVE TO GO NOW!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
ALL FALL DOWN
BEEN A MIN BUT IM BACK UP IN IT
We left off wid Bey nd Shawn finally makin love after Shawn goin limp. He had a dream Bey was cheating nd they talked about it nd had a relaxing day nd made love that night.
Bey: Morning Babe
Shawn: Good morning Mrs. Carter
Bey: How;d you sleep
Shawn: Like a baby
Bey: Me too I dont wanna get up but I got rehearsals and u have to leave ugh
Shawn: I know I dont wanna go but we have to pay the bills
Bey: Ya ur rite lets get up and get to moving
*Bey gets up nd goes to take a shower with Shawn following behind her. She steps in
and turns the water on and Shawn immediately pushes her against the wall an they
start making out then he puts her up the wall and she wraps her legs around his waist
and they start making love in the shower*
Bey: Shawn OOOO BABY OWWWWWW RIGHT THERE KEEP GOING
*they make love for about 30 mins then they climax nd get out(btw they didnt brush they're teeth either), they get out brush teeth (finally) get dressed just in time cuz Mama Tina was knocking on the door*
MT: Beyonce are you ready we have to go
Bey: *opens door* Hey mama yes I'm ready but I dont wanna go
MT: I know how u feel but u have fans waiting and counting on you, you have to go
Bey:*pouts*
MT: Girl dont get slapped cuz that pouting shit dont phase me one bit if Julez doesnt
get away with it you sure won't either
Bey: Fine well let me at least say bye to my baby I'll meet y'all downstairs
MT: Fine hurry up
*Bey nd Shawn say goodbye*
Bey: O God imma miss you
Shawn: I already miss you
*they hug nd kiss for a long time then Bey goes downstairs while Shawn finishes
packing then he leaves for the airport. After another 6 months of touring Bey is finally done and is at home enjoying time with Julez and Shawn her two favorite men in the world*
Julez: Auntie BB lets go jump in the bed
Bey: Ok lets go
*they go jump in the bed while Shawn watches tv and plays with his Ipad 2. Solange
and her bf Buddy comes back*
Solo: Hey Shawn ware my baby
Shawn: The two big kids are in there jumpin on the bed like always
Solo: O well in that case I'mma jus chill wit my big brother wat u watchin
Shawn: 1,000 ways to die
Solo: Thas my shit
Buddy: Ya that show is kinda cool
*they sit and watch the show all of a sudden Bey screams stop, then Julez runs out of
Bey's room into the den*
Julez: MOMMY MOMMY SAVE ME
Solo: WATS WRONG
Julez: me and BB was jus jumpin in the bed she got tired and told me to stop but I
didnt so she yelled at me and I ran in here save me from BB
Bey*runs in the room* COME HERE NOW
Julez: NO
Bey: WHO THE HELL U TALKIN U GET CHO ASS UP ND GET BACK IN MY ROOM ND
PICK UP THAT STUFF U MESSED UP
Julez: Make Me
*Solo pops Julez in the mouth and he starts crying*
Solo: GET YO BUTT IN THERE NOW
*Julez goes and Bey pops him when he passes her nd goes to clean up the mess he
made. He comes back and tries to get his Solo's arms but she tells him no so he
pitches a fit and Miss Tina comes in to see what the problem is*
MT: What is wrong with him
Solo: He was bein a smart mouth with Bey so I popped him in the mouth nd told him to
clean up that mess in Bey's room, then he came back wanting to be a baby I told him
no an he is here pitchin a fit
MT: Julez come here now
*julez gets up and goes to Miss Tina, she grabs him by the ear and he screams and she
puts him in the bed for a nap*
MT: Now u lay down and take a nap cuz I aint time for all that hollering
Solo: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEYONCE U FINALLY GON TAKE THAT BREAK
THE U REALLY NEED
Bey: Ya cuz I am tired all I wanna do is sleep nd eat
Solo: I guess well u deserve it hell been workin since u were 15 so its about time
besides its time for u to have a baby
Bey: -__- *embarrassed*
Shawn: DAM RITE ITS TIME
Bey: Um how y'all gone tell me when its time for me to have a baby I will when I get
ready thank you
Shawn: Ya when she's ready umm babe when will that be
Bey: Ugh *leaves*
Solo: Well dam my bad lets change the subject
*Bey goes to her room nd doesnt come out, Shawn goes to check on her nd she is
sound asleep(nd if u dont know when Bey sleeps u bet not wake her its like waking up
a bear when its sleepin thas yo whole ass). She sleeps the rest of the day and she
wakes up later that night cuz Shawn's phone was going off so she picks it up and sees
picture message from some random chick in her lingerie. She goes thru the phone and find more pictures and messages between the chick nd Shawn nd she looks over to see that Shawn is gone.
We left off wid Bey nd Shawn finally makin love after Shawn goin limp. He had a dream Bey was cheating nd they talked about it nd had a relaxing day nd made love that night.
Bey: Morning Babe
Shawn: Good morning Mrs. Carter
Bey: How;d you sleep
Shawn: Like a baby
Bey: Me too I dont wanna get up but I got rehearsals and u have to leave ugh
Shawn: I know I dont wanna go but we have to pay the bills
Bey: Ya ur rite lets get up and get to moving
*Bey gets up nd goes to take a shower with Shawn following behind her. She steps in
and turns the water on and Shawn immediately pushes her against the wall an they
start making out then he puts her up the wall and she wraps her legs around his waist
and they start making love in the shower*
Bey: Shawn OOOO BABY OWWWWWW RIGHT THERE KEEP GOING
*they make love for about 30 mins then they climax nd get out(btw they didnt brush they're teeth either), they get out brush teeth (finally) get dressed just in time cuz Mama Tina was knocking on the door*
MT: Beyonce are you ready we have to go
Bey: *opens door* Hey mama yes I'm ready but I dont wanna go
MT: I know how u feel but u have fans waiting and counting on you, you have to go
Bey:*pouts*
MT: Girl dont get slapped cuz that pouting shit dont phase me one bit if Julez doesnt
get away with it you sure won't either
Bey: Fine well let me at least say bye to my baby I'll meet y'all downstairs
MT: Fine hurry up
*Bey nd Shawn say goodbye*
Bey: O God imma miss you
Shawn: I already miss you
*they hug nd kiss for a long time then Bey goes downstairs while Shawn finishes
packing then he leaves for the airport. After another 6 months of touring Bey is finally done and is at home enjoying time with Julez and Shawn her two favorite men in the world*
Julez: Auntie BB lets go jump in the bed
Bey: Ok lets go
*they go jump in the bed while Shawn watches tv and plays with his Ipad 2. Solange
and her bf Buddy comes back*
Solo: Hey Shawn ware my baby
Shawn: The two big kids are in there jumpin on the bed like always
Solo: O well in that case I'mma jus chill wit my big brother wat u watchin
Shawn: 1,000 ways to die
Solo: Thas my shit
Buddy: Ya that show is kinda cool
*they sit and watch the show all of a sudden Bey screams stop, then Julez runs out of
Bey's room into the den*
Julez: MOMMY MOMMY SAVE ME
Solo: WATS WRONG
Julez: me and BB was jus jumpin in the bed she got tired and told me to stop but I
didnt so she yelled at me and I ran in here save me from BB
Bey*runs in the room* COME HERE NOW
Julez: NO
Bey: WHO THE HELL U TALKIN U GET CHO ASS UP ND GET BACK IN MY ROOM ND
PICK UP THAT STUFF U MESSED UP
Julez: Make Me
*Solo pops Julez in the mouth and he starts crying*
Solo: GET YO BUTT IN THERE NOW
*Julez goes and Bey pops him when he passes her nd goes to clean up the mess he
made. He comes back and tries to get his Solo's arms but she tells him no so he
pitches a fit and Miss Tina comes in to see what the problem is*
MT: What is wrong with him
Solo: He was bein a smart mouth with Bey so I popped him in the mouth nd told him to
clean up that mess in Bey's room, then he came back wanting to be a baby I told him
no an he is here pitchin a fit
MT: Julez come here now
*julez gets up and goes to Miss Tina, she grabs him by the ear and he screams and she
puts him in the bed for a nap*
MT: Now u lay down and take a nap cuz I aint time for all that hollering
Solo: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEYONCE U FINALLY GON TAKE THAT BREAK
THE U REALLY NEED
Bey: Ya cuz I am tired all I wanna do is sleep nd eat
Solo: I guess well u deserve it hell been workin since u were 15 so its about time
besides its time for u to have a baby
Bey: -__- *embarrassed*
Shawn: DAM RITE ITS TIME
Bey: Um how y'all gone tell me when its time for me to have a baby I will when I get
ready thank you
Shawn: Ya when she's ready umm babe when will that be
Bey: Ugh *leaves*
Solo: Well dam my bad lets change the subject
*Bey goes to her room nd doesnt come out, Shawn goes to check on her nd she is
sound asleep(nd if u dont know when Bey sleeps u bet not wake her its like waking up
a bear when its sleepin thas yo whole ass). She sleeps the rest of the day and she
wakes up later that night cuz Shawn's phone was going off so she picks it up and sees
picture message from some random chick in her lingerie. She goes thru the phone and find more pictures and messages between the chick nd Shawn nd she looks over to see that Shawn is gone.
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