Rollercoaster Ride

HOPE EVERYONE HAD A BLESSED CHRISTMAS ND HAVE A SAFE NEW YEAR LETS SEE IF BEY MAKES IT INTO THE NEW YEAR HERE WE GOOOOOOOO (mario's voice)


Last time on the Knowles Chronicles 'The B Team's plan worked successfully in setting Lyndell up until......

POW POW

*The whole room got still and it seemed like the wind stopped blowing, and the waves paused. Time stood still no one moved or made a sound it seemed as if life on earth vanished completely. Then all of sudden*

Nay: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Bey's body fell to the ground as Jay ran in he saw Bey motionless on the ground and shot Lyndell square dead in the head*

Kyra: OMG BEYONCE!!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone ran to her side as Nay checked to see if she was still breathing, Jay started crying and Solo and Mama Tina ran in and saw Bey's motionless body on the ground with blood spewing out her brain. Keyonna and Kyra both cried as Julez ran in he went straight to Bey*

Julez: BB wake up *shakes her* Wake up BB we gotta go watch the movie *starts to cry* Mommy why BB won't wake up 

*Solo grabs julez* Cuz she's sleep Julez she's gon to that big stage in the sky to sing for Jesus

Julez: when is she coming back *sniff*

Solo: She's not 

Julez:*cries even harder*

*Everyone is sitting there crying their hearts out and Jay is holding Bey's lifeless body when Bey finally snaps out of her dream as Lyndell walks in the room*

Lyn: Well well well if it isn't the "Queen" Beyonce 

Bey: *jumps up*What are you doing here

Lyn: I came to see you 

Bey: But why 

Lyn: I got a surprise for you *points gun at her head*

Bey: *scared* Lyndell what ever it is we can talk about it

Lyn: Talk Beyonce when I wanted to talk you called the police nd had me sitting in jail fighting for my 
manhood 

Bey: Well you shouldn't have came at me wrong 

*By then Jay was getting restless outside the door*

Jay: Man I wanna go in there I gotta save my baby if that fool tries anything his ass is dead 

Julius: I know how you feel man that's my cousin can't nothin happen to my fam 

Jay: Yes now you see why I gotta get in there I'm act like I came to check on her and then boom 

*Jay slowly opened the door and saw Lyndell with the gun pointed at Bey's head*

Jay: Aye yo man wtf are you doing *keeps gun hidden*

Lyn: Well if it isn't MR JAY-Z HIMSELF 

Jay: YA NIGGA THAS ME BRUH TF U DOIN HERE WITH A GUN TO MY WIFE'S HEAD(Yo btw Bey nd Jay are doing good at acting like they didn't know he was coming) 


Lyn: Well its time for this tramp to die 

Jay: *furious* SAYS WHO

Lyn: ME 

Jay: *points gun at Lyndell's head* OH REALLY WELL THIS 6FT NIGGA NAMED JAY-Z SAID ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE NOW WAT U LIL BITCH

*The B Team is getting restless*

Nay to kyra via earphone: Y'all hold your positions I got a good shot wat bout y'all

Kyra: Jay is in the way I can't shoot

Nay: Ok hold your fire this has to end

Kyra: 10-4

*Bey, Jay nd Lyndell all start arguing and screaming then out of no where BOOM Mama Tina kicked the door in*

MT: SO LYNDELL U WANNA PLAY GAMES HUH 

Lyn: *shocked* MMMMMISS TINA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

MT: PROTECTING MY CHILD

Jay: GO BACK OUT MAMA I GOT THIS 

Bey: MAMA PLEASE I DON'T WANT NOTHIN HAPPENING TO YOU 

MT: NO I AINT GOIN NO WHERE 

*By now the plan is ruined and hell is about to break lose*

Nay: Abort plan and lets move

*Nay jumps out the closet with gun pointed straight at Lyndell's head, Kyra, and Keyonna come out too and guns aiming at Lyndell*

Nay: YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES 

Lyn: WTF IS GOING ON HERE WHERE DID YALL COME FROM 

Nay: FROM HELL WHICH IS WHERE YOU ARE


KYRA: DOESN'T MATTER DROP YOUR WEAPON NOW!

Nay: OR I WILL SHOOT AND KILL YO SORRY ASS YOU FUCKED WITH MY FAM FOR THE LAST TIME 

Lyn: Well if this the last time for me its the last time for Bey too *points gun at Bey*

POW POW 

*Lyndell fell hard to the floor*

Nay: I tried to give him a chance to surrender but dammit that nigga had it coming, you alright Bey 

Bey: *still in shock* YES

Nay: Good Y'all lets get him out of here

Kyra: Ya before he wakes up (they didn't kill him they shot him with blank bullets that would know him out for at least 6 hours)

Bey: *hugs Jay* I am so glad this is over 

Jay: Me too now we can go back to living our lives 

Bey: Yes babe *they kiss* 

*solo and julez come running in*

Solo: Thu thu everything is fine thank god *looks at lyndell* Is he dead???

Bey: No jus knocked out cold 

Julez BB!!!!!! I'm so happy that bad man won't be messing with you ever again 

Bey: Me too

MT: Ya *fixes hair in the mirror*Had me bout to go postal on his ass(YO OTC I COULD SEE MAMA TINA ACTIN A PLUM FOOL AND Y'ALL KNOW I'M RIGHT)

Bey: OMG Mama why did u come in here almost got yourself shot

MT: Cuz I got restless and I couldnt let nothin happen to my baby 

Bey: But Nay had it and Jay why did u bust in too 

MT: Same reason Bey we got restless 

Nay: Ya but anything could've happened our cover could have been blown he could have killed Bey when you walked in anything y'all took a risk that was not worth taking we had it all under control but thank god all is well now but please if an emergency situation happens ever again and I'm involved please follow protocol 

Jay: Sorry Nay but it was killing me 

Nay: But it could have killed her 

Jay: I understand an I'm glad y'all were here to help out 

Bey: Yes omg Nay you don't know how relieved I am 

Solo: I knew she was something special 


Nay: Thank you all but it was my pleasure 

MT: Nay you truly are a special person we can't thank you enough for saving our lives 

Nay: You all are welcome

*they all talk and Nay Kyra, Keyonna all get their equipment together and Kyra and Keyonna leave the island and Nay stays. Everyone is so shook up they can't sleep so they talk for the rest of the night and around 5 Julez fell asleep on Solo's lap and soon after everyone else just went their separate ways. Nay to her room Mama Tina to hers with her man(SICK) Bey and Jay went back to his suite and everyone slept til about 4 that afternoon. Jay woke up first and just watched Bey sleep*

Jay: *to himself* This is my angel on earth if I would have lost her last nite they would have two funerals cuz I would die too*he jus watch's Bey sleep and gently caress's her face*

Bey: *FARTS*

Jay: WTF!!!!!(i guess yo angel ain't no angel no more huh lmfao omg y'all should see my face as i'm writing this i got tears streaming down)

Jay: Thas some sick shit Bey *smells the air*(ok like really who tf smells the air after some else farts that is some sick shit) EWWWWW THAS SOME FOUL SHIT WTF DID YOU *yelling he woke Bey up*

Bey: Jay why are you yelling 

Jay;Cuz yo ass jus farted and you don't smell that 

Bey: OH SHIT WTF DID I EAT *runs to the bathroom* (THIS BITCH GOT BUBBLE GUTS)

Jay: DON'T YOU EVER EAT THAT SHIT AGAIN 

*Bey uses the bathroom and takes about 30 mins and came out pale*

Jay: Dam did u flush your spirit down too why you look so pale 

Bey: That took alot out of me 

Jay: Well I hope you wiped good cuz I don't want to see no track stains

Bey: >_< I'm goin to take a shower ugh

Jay: Hahaha I'm jus playin with you Bey 

Bey: What ever 

*Bey goes to take a shower and Jay decides to join her*

Jay: *walks up to Bey nd grabs her from behind*

Bey: I knew you couldn't resist

Jay: Oh really *grabs Bey and they start nasty kissing (julez voice) you gon live up to yo name 

Bey: And wats that

Jay: You gon Squirt for daddy*slowly inserts finger in her quivering Kitty* 

Bey:*moans* AHHHH POP POP

Jay: *inserts another finger and starts to twirl it around inside of Bey* Wat you gon do it for daddy 

Bey: Sssssssssssss YEESSS *jay is so good with his hands Bey's cums*

Jay: You ready for this dick 

Bey: YES DADDY PLEASE STOP TEASING ME 

*Jay did ass Bey asked and push Bey up the wall and gave her all of him (O_0)*

Bey: AHH YESS DADDY KEEP GOING 

Jay: *grunts* I will 

*he takes Bey down and starts giving it to her doggy style*

Jay*smacks her ass* I MISSED YOU GIRL 

Bey: I..I MISSED YOU..YOU TOO 

Jay: OH YEA *smacks ass again* (NOW UM IDK KNOW BUT SHOULDN'T THAT SHIT HURT AFTER A WHILE I MEAN HE KEEP SMACKING THE SAME SIDE OVER AND OVER AGAIN HONESTLY I'D BE MAD AF ND READY TO FIGHT BUT I GUESS THAS JUS ME*

Bey: OWWW DADDY *moanss loudly*

Jay: KEEP IT DOWN THEY MIGHT HEAR US AGAIN 

Bey: OH YA 

*they keep going*

Jay: You wanna ride

Bey: YES

*Jay picks Bey up and they move to the bed still soaking wet (and no one has even attempted to say hi to Mr. Toothbrush and Toothpaste) and Bey gets on top of Jay and starts riding Jay like the world was going to end*

Bey: *moans* Jay YOU SO BIGGGGG AHH I MISSED YOU 

Jay: I MISSED YOU MORE

Bey: I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABY(disturbed)

Jay*stops* ARE YOU SURE 

Bey: *looks Jay in his eyes* Yes baby these past few days have really opened my eyes to the things that are important to me and having a family with the love of my life is the most important thing to me right now 


Jay: I love you 


Bey: No Jay I love you 


Jay: I love you more


Bey: No I love you more 


Jay: No I love you more (ok look they go at it for a long time on who loves who more blah)


Bey Now MR. CARTER I COMMAND YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR CHILD


*Jay flipped Bey over and pushed her legs to her chest and inserts his light pole into her long dark tunnel*


Bey: *moans* I LOVE YOU JAY 


Jay: I KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE BEY


*Jay and Bey made slow passionate love and Jay made sure he came in her then collapsed on top of her*


Bey: Thank you baby 


Jay: Your welcome


*Meanwhile Julez is up and is heading towards Bey and Jays room because he heard Bey screaming*


Julez: *knocks on door and walks in<----- THIS IS WAT ALL LIL KIDS DO 


Bey: OMG Jay get under the covers 


Jay: SHIT *they jump under the covers just as Julez opened the door*


Julez: BB YOU OKAY


Bey: Yes BB is just fine why do you ask 


Julez: Cuz I heard you screaming from downstairs I was watching t.v. and you were yelling so I had to come rescue you 


Bey: o_O *embarrassed* i'm fine Julez go back downstairs and I'll be down after I take a shower


Julez: But why were you screaming  and why was Uncle Shawn saying Squirt again<---------FLATLINES


Bey: You and all these questions Julez cuz we were playing the rollercoaster game and thats my name when I ride the rollercoaster


Julez: O rollercoasters are fun BB can I ride the rollercoaster


Bey&Jay: NO!!!!!!!!!


Julez: Why


Jay: Cuz boys don't ride the rollercoaster they are the 


Bey*elbows Jay* Cuz boys don't ride this rollercoaster only BB can and thats the end of story


Julez: OK *starts to leave* But wait where is the rollercoaster and how can it fit in here your rooms to small for a rollercoaster BB(THIS KID IS TOO SMART AHAHAHAHAHA)


Bey: Julez when you get older and get grown I'm sure you will find out til then go back downstairs and watch tv so auntie can shower and come play with you 


Julez: Ok love you BB


Bey: Love you too


*Julez left*


Jay: That was close


Bey: Yes 


Jay: Glad he's gone 


Bey: Yes lemme go shower so I can play with him 


Jay: Ya you and me both 


*they go shower*


Julez: *in the kitchen with Nay and Solo*Mommy whats the rollercoaster game 


Solo: The who


Nay: Hold on lemme record this *gets phone out* Ok go


Julez: Rollercoaster game I heard BB screaming and Uncle Jay calling her Squirt and I went to rescue her and she said she was playing the rollercoaster game and thats what Uncle Jay calls her when they play that, then she said I can't ride the rollercoaster cuz boys don't ride rollercoasters, then I asked her where she keeps the rollercoaster cuz rollercoasters are big and she can't keep it in her room its too small and she told me to come downstairs and she will play with me but when I get older I will find out that was 10 mins ago I'm older now so what's the rollercoaster game??


*Nay & Solo are cracking up on the floor by now cuz instead of Mama Tina Julez heard Bey and Jay having sex this time*


Solo: OMG Julez thas a game only grown ups who are married and I'm love can play


Julez: Oh 


Nay: He called her squirt you say 


Julez: Yes He said it a bunch of times an when she screamed really loud I had to go rescue my BB


*they both just die*


Nay: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE WILL NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN I GOT IT ON TAPE YOU TUBE!!!!!


Solo: OMG YOU READ MY MIND BUT WE CAN'T PUT HER OUT LIKE THAT 


Nay: I KNOW UGH BUT I'M GOIN TO GET HER 


Julez: Ok mommy *goes to watch tv*


*Bey comes downstairs and Nay and Solo are sitting at the table quietly then Nay presses play, all Bey hears is Julez voice and him asking about the rollercoaster game*


Bey: *turns and is as red as a beet* OMG HE DID NOT


Solo: HE DID HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Bey: I can't do mama know 


Solo: Naw he in the other room watching tv nd she still in her room 


Nay: But you know he gonna say something to her 


Bey: O GOSH I HOPE NOT


Nay: Me either but hey 


*jus then*

BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES GET YO ASS IN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TIME TO KILL

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We left off with Bey and Shawn getting caught having sex in the shower because they were loud, and Mama Tina heard them from the other side of the house. Nay and Solo heard Mama Tina going off and came out just in time to see her go upstairs and go HAM. After they tried to get over their embarrassment they came down and joined the family. Nay and Solo were making fun of them and they weren't to happy about it but were gonna get thru. Then Nay came back with some breaking news that Lyndell was on his way planning a secret attack.


Bey: OMG IF IT AINT ONE THING IT'S ANOTHER WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO


Jay: Calm down Bey I'm sure Nay has a plan right and who's Kyra


Solo: Ya who's Kyra


Nay: My partner in crime she knows how to take him down safely I know how to kill him and we jus click ya know also my other killing machine Tati is coming with us nd a few more of the 'B TEAM' he is a dead man walking


Bey: *calms down* Ok Nay what are we going to do and how many of y'all is on the 'B TEAM'


Nay:  Well its not enough time to get y'all out of here so now y'all will be apart of the take down. When he gets here we will make it seem like y'all are having a party when we spot him everything will fall into place oh  and 4.


Bey: Thats it


Nay: Yep it only took one person to defeat a giant his name was David and its only 4 of us but we work alone unless strange events such as these happen then well we do what we gotta do but enough about the team we'll explain after he's taken down lets get to work


*So they all immediately do as Nay says. Nay and Julius talk some privately about the plan.


Nay: Ok so here *hands him a magnum 45*


Julius: Aww hell ya this is what I'm talking about


Nay: You know how to use it right


Julius: Yes O yes I do


Nay: Good cuz you gon be on the lookout for him and if someone else tries to get stupid you have my permission to act an ass an kill em all


Julius: Man glad to have you on our team real talk


Nay: No problem


 *Kyra shows up about an hour later via helicopter. They all get acquainted and straight down to business. Bey is scared shitless she doesn't know what to do*


Kyra: Ok guys Lyndell will arrive on the western end of the island we were informed, he will come up the south side of the house into the queen suite which is located on the east side of the island and try to assassinate her 


Nay: Now when he gets in the house Bey will be in the bed and Kyra, keyonna, and I will jump out and arrest him and you guys will take him back to the states for processing


Bey: WAIT HOLD UP WHY I GOTTA BE IN THE BED


Nay: Cuz he lookin for you and will be watching and waiting for you to get alone


Bey: UGH


Nay: Aww you will be fine I will be in the closet watching his every move we have cameras set up so we know where he is and right now he is *looks at laptop* about an hour and a half out


Kyra: Yes That is exactly whats going to happen Keyonna and I will be in the restroom for back up are we clear


Everyone: YES


Kyra:  now when he arrives Dj Poison will play ring the alarm and that's when everybody will get into place got it


Everybody: GOT IT


Nay: Now I gotta be honest this may get ugly and some gun fire may get used but we will get you out and into safety and Jay and Julius I need you two to be by the door locked and loaded in case someone else tries to come nd mess up things then I really gotta get violent


Bey: Oh Shit


Nay: Don't Bey everything is going to be fine 


Bey: I sure hope so


*they all fall suit and pray then DJ starts playing  music and acting like they were at a real party waiting for Lyndell to make show up. Jay, Bey, Solo, Mama Tina, and Julez all sit talking*


Bey: Y me lord please tell me why


Solo: I know thu *hugs her* I know but hey we all here together


Bey:But I'm bored and I want to get back home and live my life I hate living in fear thank God for Renay looking out but why is he challenging me like this I'm a good person I pay my taxes, I give back to my community, I am a nice person why *breaks down crying* whyyyyyyy


Jay: *cuddles Bey* Shhh baby its okay Lyndell is mad because you left him and found a real man that's why he wants to destroy you but I won't let that happen


Bey:*still crying* Jay *dries eyes* you don't know how much your words mean to me right now Pop Pop


Jay: You don't know how much you truly mean to me babe


*they kiss*


Solo: I am glad my baby is here *hugs Julez* cuz lord knows I would hate for him to have to go to foster care cuz Im in jail for killing Lyndell


Julez: I'm glad I got my mommy cuz nobody will love me like her and auntie BB and Mom Mom


All: Awww Julez we love you too


Jay: what about me


Julez: You know I got nothin but love for you uncle Jay


Jay: Same here lil man


*they all sit and reminisce. Meanwhile Nay & Kyra was talking*


Nay: Alright so we got our forces planted on the rooftop in each corner of the house


Kyra: Alright


Nay: And we got snakes planted on the ground we're gonna let him get in and go to her room then as he goes up to her bed you.....


Kyra: Yes I come out nd yell freeze bitch


Nay:-_- really you gon yell that dam loud that phrase


Kyra: Yes


Nay: Know wat Imma yell it and then take him down


Kyra: Ok cuz I was kinda nervous to be honest


Nay: WTF


Kyra: Yes I hope this all goes down well


Nay: It will trust me it will


*They talk jus then 'Ring the alarm I been thru this too long but I be damned if I see another chick on your arm'Bey jumps and gets really nervouscuz she knows its her time to shine*


Nay: TIME TO ACT A FOOL PLACES EVERYONE


Bey: *to Jay* Baby I'm nervous


Jay: *kisses her froehead* dont be we are all here he won't get out of here alive


Nay: Ok everybody act normal nd Bey when i tell u make ur way to ur room


Bey: wats the code or wat will you say


Nay: Dead man walkin you go to the room


*Tati was eagle eye on top of the roof of the house waiting for him to approach*


Tati: Nay*ear piece* I got visual on the bastard he just arrived


Nay: Ok ware is he


Tati: On the west side of the island


Nay: Ok so it will take him about 5 mins to get to the southside of his room we are heading in now


Tati: Copy that I'm coming down


Nay: DEAD MAN WALKING


*Bey walks to her room with Nay nd Kyra following close by. Bey gets in the bed and Nay hides in the closet locked and loaded. Kyra and Keyonna go to the bathroom and wait.


Nay: *whispers Bey we're here don't be nervous I'm here act normal if he talks play dumb like you didn't know he was coming


Bey: Ok *smiles nervously all the while wishing she could really fall asleep and nothin all this would be over*


*meanwhile Jay is standing outside the door with Julius and they both are locked and loaded and right on time Lyndell walks right into the trap*


Lyn: So Miss Beyonce *hits her on the shoulder nd pulls covers off her* WAKE UP BITCH


Bey: *jumps up* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE


Lyn: Didn't think you would see me again huh *points gun at her head*


Bey: what do you want from me Lyndell


Lyn: I WANT YOU DEAD BITCH THE MUSIC PLAYING SO THEY WON'T HEAR YOU SCREAMING 


Bey: BUT WHY WAT DID I DO TO YOU


Lyn: WHAT DID YOU DO YOU HAD ME SENT TO JAIL THAS WHAT BECAUSE OF YOU I HAD TO FIGHT FOR MY ASS AND NOW BITCH YOUR GONNA PAY. I GAVE YOU THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME(alright lets get this shit straight lyndell was nd still is a pathetic excuse for a man so for him to say that is fucking stupid she was the best thing he ever had nd he fucked it all up over some stupid bitch nd got that bitch pregnant. So lets see how this plays out)


Bey: *furious* EXCUSE ME I DID U WRONG U PATHETIC PEACE OF SHIT I WAS FAITHFUL TO YOUR SHRIMP DICK ASS(DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I GAVE YOU MONEY FOR SCHOOL SO YOU COULD EAT, I HELP YOU WITH YOUR HOMEWORK WHILE PRACTICING FOR MY SHOWS, *Lyndell is getting furious and scared because he didn't expect Bey to react like that* 


Bey: I WAS GOOD TO YOUR ASS AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME HUH 


*Bey gets loud which makes Lyndell get loud*


Lyn: FUCK YOU BITCH 

POW..............POW

WATS NEXT

CONGRATS TO BEY ON HER GRAMMY NOMINATIONS EVEN THO 4 IS THE BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR THEM BITCH'S AIN'T GIVE IT TO HER O WELL SHE STILL #1 U SIMPLE BITCH'S 


We left off with Bey and Jay becoming one again after 3 1/2 months of being apart. Julez came to the island because Lyndell had found out where he was and they brought him to safety. Now the story continues.


The next morning Bey and Jay wake up in each other's arm an just stare at each other (creepy)


Bey: Babe I missed you so much


Jay: Not as much as I missed you 


Bey: Oh really but why didn't you call 


Jay: Honestly Bey I don't know you stopped responding to my messages so I really thought things were over between us and that killed me


Bey: Baby I can't even imagine leaving you I was really hurt by your actions and I really needed to hear from you  I know I should have texted you but your the man your suppose to chase me not me chase you 


Jay: I know Beyonce and it won't happen again I will never let you go ever 


Bey: Good cuz I will have to kill a bitch if you do 


Jay: Jealous are we


Bey: Pshh not I'm Beyonce hell everybody jealous of me (correction no tf we are not jus had to clear that)


*they cuddle for a little while longer and Bey gets up to take a shower*


Bey:*moves to get out of bed but falls when she stands* Ouch oh my goodness Jay ugh I hate you I can't move I'm like stuck on the floor


Jay:*rolling*


Bey: That is soo not funny 


Jay: O *laughs* yes it *still laughing* is


Bey: *tries to get up* ouch I cant move my legs Jay you see what you do to me


Jay: Babe I'm sorry but its been 3 months and I had a lot of  stress built up and still do


Bey: But u didn't have to take it out on me 


Jay: If not you then who else 


Bey: Whatever this just means you have to carry me to the shower and bathe me cuz I can't walk


Jay: That is no problem with me


*Jay picks Bey up and carries her to the shower, they start to shower and the steam just rose their hormone levels up even more. Jay picks Bey up and pushes her against the wall and inserts that giant snickers bar of his in her tiny peep hole and goes to work*


Bey: jay *moans* that feels sooo good 


Jay: Ya does it u missed me huh


Bey: Oh YESSS!!!!!


Jay: Whos is it


Bey: YOURS JAY AHHHHHHH!!!! KEEP GOIN


*Jay puits Bey down and starts hitting it from the back and they are loud doing the buckaroo enjoying every minute of it. Meanwhile Mama Tina was up and just so happen to be in the kitchen when she hears them upstairs going at it. 


MT: I KNOW DAM WELL THEY NOT FUCKING AND I'M HERE WTF O HELL NAW


*Nay and Solo came out cuz they heard Mama Tina yelling and wanted to see what was going on*


Solo: Ma what whats wrong 


MT: Shh I'm bout to kill my daughter 


Nay: OOOWWW shit wat the heck is that noise


MT: You hear it too ok I know I aint tripping 


*she storms up the stairs with Nay and Solo behind her to witness the action thats about to go down. While going up the stairs it seems like someone had cranked up the volume because they got louder and louder*


Bey: AAAAAHHHHHH JAY *screaming* IIII UH LOVE UH YOU 


Jay: I *grunts* I LOVE YOU TOO GIRL*smacks ass* 


Bey: OOOWWWW ITS ALL YOURS DADDY


Jay: OOO YA BABY IMMA BOUT TO CUM


Bey: ME TOO OOOWWW DADDDYYYY!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHH IIIMMM CUMMING!!!!!!


Jay: CUM THEN SQUIRT


Nay: EWWWW THEY ARE REALLY NASTY ND WHO TF IS SQUIRT!!!!!


Solo: PLEASE SHOOT ME I DID NOT WANT TO WAKE UP TO THIS ND I HAVE NO DAM IDEA 


MT: *bursts thru the door like undercover brother but except she undercover mother, walks to the bathroom and starts goin off* WTF IS WRONG WITH YALL WE DO NOT NEED TO BE WOKEN UP BY THE SOUND OF U TWO FUCKING LIKE TWO DAM JACK RABBITS


* Bey and Shawn just stood there shocked, Jay was about to cum and he was spewing nut as she yelled at them he didnt even think to cover up. Meanwhile Nay & Solo in the background dying while Bey and Jay are jus standing there looking like two dumbass deers in headlights*


MT: THAT IS SO FUCKING RUDE Y'ALL ALL THE WAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE AND WE CAN HEAR YALL LOUD AND CLEAR YOU NASTY MUTHAFUCKAS. MY GRANDBABY IS HERE AND HE DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS SHIT  YOU TWO OUGHTA BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES SERIOUSLY. NOW GET CLEANED UP AND SHUT THE FUCK UP


*Mama Tina goes back downstairs and Nay & Solo are on the floor cracking up and Bey & Jay didn't know they had heard it all. They shower and get out they brushed their teeth and put on some clothes, by this time Nay & Solo have already came back downstairs and was trying to help Mama Tina cook but were too busy laughing and making jokes. Bey had walked around the corner slowly and Julez saw her first*


Julez: Hey BB *runs and gives her a hug* 


Bey: Hey my baby how are you 


Julez: Good but BB who is squirt?


* Nay & Solo jus die, and Bey turns red*


Bey: Uh I have no idea what your talking about 


Julez: But I heard that from Mommy nd ladybug 


Bey:*shocked looks at Nay nd Solo* 


Julez: Well BB who is squirt?


Solo: you betta answer you know how he gets


Bey: A pet name uncle shawn gave to me 


Julez: Why?


Nay: HAHAHAHA YA Bey why?


Bey: *embarrased* Um I don't know Julez he just did


Julez: there has to be a reason people give you a name for a reason 


Bey: Seriously Julez I don't know 


Julez: Ok well gotta go my show is on bye BB


Bey: Bye Julez


*He leaves and Mama Tina walks out and only Nay & Solo are there still laughing at Bey who is now red*


Bey: What did y'all hear


Nay: HEAR nigga we SAW it all


Bey: =/ ARE YOU SERIOUS


Solo: Yep we came out cuz we heard mama yellin and then we heard yall loud and clear and we followed her upstairs and was cracking up outside y'all aint see us cuz mama blocked us but boy we was dying


Bey: OH MY GAWD 


Nay & Solo:*fall out laughing, mimicks Bey* OWWW ITS ALL YOUR DADDY!!!!!!! *cracks up laughing even more*


*Jay comes in the kitchen to see them laughing and making fun of Bey and start making fun of him*


Solo: (jay voice) CUM THEN SQUIRT!!!


Nay: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA 


*they had a field day*


Jay:Y'all was there too


Both: YEP


Jay: Dam what y'all see


Both: Everything 


Nay: next time somebody bursts thru the door um cover up forreal bro thas nasty


Solo: Rite we could have went our entire lives w/out seeing y'all naked


Jay: Dam babe wat we gon do 


Bey: Mama was in here then she walked out and babe Julez came and asked me who squirt was


*that jus made Nay & Solo crack up again* 


Nay: U should have seen her face she was as red as this dam apple that shit was HI-LARIOUS


*Nay leaves and checks her laptop and phone*


Jay:*rubs her back* its okay baby we in this together 


Solo: Yes y'all are *laughs*


Bey: OH God wats next 


Nay:*comes back in the room ready to fight* HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT LYNDELL HAS TRACKED US DOWN AND IS PLANNING A SNEAK ATTACK ON US O ITS ON NOW ITS TIME TO CALL KYRA 

For the Record

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We left off with Shawn nd Bey making up and Nay nd Solo getting chase By Mama Tina. Bey, Shawn, Solo nd Nay were in the game room talking when Nay got a phone call nd came back in the room ready to kill.

Nay: SHIT JUS GOT REAL

Solo: WHAT WHAT IS IT

Nay: Y'all mite wanna sit down for this one

*everyone sits*

Nay: Now I hate this shit but Jay ur lil assistant was a spy for Lyndell nd she told them where Julez was and Julez was almost kidnapped

*Everyone starts to freak out*
Solo: HELL NAW ITS TIME TO FIGHT HIS ASS WARE IS MY SON

Nay: calm down all is safe lemme finish now my lil assistant Andrea jus so happen to tap the phone lines here to see where any calls were going as long as that girl was here and before Lyndell could call anyone else to set up getting Julez Andrea sent a unit over to get him and bring him here so they are on their way here as we speak and they should be arriving in the next few hours they are boarding the plane as we speak.

Solo: OMG IDK WARE I WOULD BE WITHOUT YOU RENAY YOU SAVED MY BABIES LIFE WAT ABOUT DANIEL

Nay: He's fine he has to work out of town so he not comin

Solo: Good cuz I can't stand his ass I jus wanna see my son

Bey: I can't believe Lyndell is really trying to hurt my family Renay we can't thank you enough we knew having you around was good

Nay: Chile please this is my job. Its nothin its like second nature to protect people that I love (no homo)

Solo: Well we love you lil adopted sis *kisses her*

Nay: EWWWWWW *runs*

Solo: BITCH DONT BE RUNNING FROM MY KISSES HELL

*Nay keeps running away from Solo while Shawn nd Bey jus watch nd laugh. Miss Tina comes in and they fill her in on whats goin on (she was entertaining her man)<----YO ON THE COOL THAS SOME SICK SHIT*

MT: OMG MY BABY IS HE ALRIGHT

Solo: Yes mama he is they on the plane here now they should be here soon

MT: This is too dam much Lyndell needs his ass whooped, shot whatever I think we should do a drive by and jus shoot his ass and while we at it shoot Mathew's ass too hell

Bey: *shocked she jus said that* MAMA WTH

MT: Well thas how I feel he fucking wit my children again its time to get serious

Nay: Don't worry we got people tracking his every move every phone call he makes I get a email of the message nd he can't piss without me knowing his whole crew are on my team we jus waiting to take him down any minute now

Shawn: WHO ARE YOU????

Bey: Don't be mean to her

Shawn: No I'm not I like her I could learn a lot how can I be down wit yo crew

Nay: Man it takes training u gotta know how to bait the fish in nd rite now he in my territory so we finna attack dat ass

Shawn: Man we should've hired her a loooong time ago before any of this happened

Nay: Hey I was in school and still am this is part time

Bey: Well I want you full time

Nay: You have Julius

Bey: But I want you

Nay: UGH

Bey: Look nobody tells me no I'm BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES-CARTER

Nay:*looks around at Solo*

Solo:*shrugs*

Nay*looks back at Bey* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE I TOLD YOU NO

*everyone bursts out laughing*

Solo: U AN IDIOT NAY I SWEAR U R

Nay: I Know

*everyone starts talking and enjoying bein family when a email came thru on Nay's computer. She goes to check it and finds some very bad news*

Nay: I hate to be the bearer of bad news but um I think y'all should see this

*everyone runs to the computer nd Nay showed them video of someone breaking into Bey and Shawn's house the night they left only 20 mins after they left nd trashing it.

Bey: OMG *cries* That could have been us

Nay: Nope because I got the message just in time to get us out nd to safety

Shawn: Thank God you were there or else I could be burying my wife nd sister and that would not have been pretty for anybody

Nay: I think its time to pray

Solo: I was getting ready to say the same thing

*they pray and when they finished Nay's phone rings it was Andrea telling them they landed and the boat was bringing them to the island*

Nay: They'll be here in about 45 mins

Solo: Yess can't wait to hug my Julezie

Bey: I missed him soooo much

Solo: Yes me too

*they all go outside and wait for the boat to come. It arrived 45 mins later and Julez ran to his mommie*
Julez:MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Solo: JJJUULLEEZZIIEEE

*Julez ran straight into Solo's arms and they both cried and Bey ran and hugged Solo and Mama Tina came up behind and they jus all hugged him for wat seemed like forever. Shawn,David and Nay helped Andrea get his luggage off the boat and everyone went inside and talked and was happy. Mama Tina and Nay cooked while the others sat and played with Julez. While cooking Mama Tina and Nay had a serious talk*

MT: Renay

Nay: Ma'am

MT: can u pass me that cooking oil please

Nay: Sure

MT: Thank you sweet heart

Nay: Ur welcome Miss Tina

MT: Um no ma'am its Mama to you from now on you hear me you're officially family

Nay: Huh

MT: U saved all of our lives and we couldnt be more happier to have you here with us

Nay: Aww thank you so much

MT: Jus tell me how are your parents

Nay: Um well tbh I dont have parents I was brought up all alone I practically raised my self my mama i have
no idea who she is nd my dad i havent got a clue either

MT: That is horrible to hear

Nay: I don't talk about it ever since I was young I never had much but what I did have i protected it nd the one person I loved the most was Beyonce. When I would hear her music in the orphanage I would always wish that one day I could meet her and that maybe she would adopt me as her baby sister and I could have a family but that day never came. So I grew up made it out of high school top of my class and I am putting myself thru school and here I am today.

MT: OMG I never knew you didn't have anybody I jus wish I could go bacc and raise you myself you are such a sweet heart, rough around the edges and has a very smart mouth that will be worked on

Nay: *blushes*

Mt: But u are a good person to have to live alone all your life you are heaven sent to this family and we want you to stay

Bey: Yes we do Nay

Nay: *jumps* Omg you scared me

Bey: This my new lil sister to torment since Solo won't let me anymore

Nay: Um torment I think not

MT: Yes she is and we are happy to have you

Nay: Aww I have a family now

Solo: *walks in* Yes you do *hugs Nay too

*They all hug nd shed tears*

Bey: *sittin next to Nay* I didn't know that u were an orphan I should have figured cuz u never talk about it

Nay: Its not the easiest thing to talk about ya know but if I were to jus meet them I would ask them one question

Solo: And what is that

Nay: Y

Bey: Y wat?

Nay: Jus y wasn't I special enough for you to keep or get cleaned up I have no idea who I am where I'm from nothing at all

Bey: No one should have to go thru that at all you are a true survivor

Nay: That used to be my theme song and it still is to this day

Solo: Awww

*they all finish talking and Mama Tina finished cooking, they prayed ate and watched a movie. At midnite Julez was knocked out along with Solo in her room and Mama Tina an David were already in their room (dont ask wat they were doing) Nay and Andrea were talking and Nay finally went to sleep and Andrea too that only left Shawn and Bey up*

Bey: Well looks like we're the only ones left well Nay finally dozed off

Nay: *jumps up* I GOTTA PEE

Bey: Well go

Nay: I am hell *goes to pee then goes nd gets in Bey's bed*

Shawn: *turns off tv*Yep like always

Bey: Well goodnight Jay

Shawn: Aww i thot u were gonna sleep with me tonite

Bey: Ha I jus forgave you thas all but I'm not ready to sleep with u jus yet I dont know where you have been these past 3 months

Shawn: In a hotel bed alone with pillows no other woman can even come near me let alone sleep in the same bed as me but I understand Bey *kisses her on the cheek good nite can I at least walk you to you room

Bey: Sure

*Shawn walked her to her room he kissed her again and said goodnite. Bey walked in to find Renay in her bed knocked out cold*

Bey: Nay wtf, wake up, scoot over hell its my dam bed

Nay: huh man ugh thot u wold be in there wid yo man hell y u in here wit me

Bey: Cuz im not ready to sleep wid him

Nay: O well can u at least take a shower before u get in bed with me like thas jus rude bitch u smell

Bey:*slaps her arm* stfu I am hell u jus better still be on that side of the bed when i get back

Nay: Hit me again u aint gon have to worry about a dam bed u gon be sleepin wid them fishes ya heard me

Bey: What ever

Nay: Try me
*Bey goes to take a shower and when she gets out its pouring down raining, she goes to lay in the bed nd tries to fall asleep but she can't. Meanwhile Shawn on the other side of the house is layin in bed imaging Bey laying next to him he tries to sleep but cant so he jus lays there and listens to the rain. Bey finally realizing she can't sleep gets up and goes to Shawn's room as she's leaving*

Nay: I knew it gon nd get yo man so I can have this bed all to myself

Bey: Ugh I can't with you Renay see you in the morning

Nay: Or afternoon which eva one floats ur boat nite

Bey:Nite love ya lil sis

Nay: u better love ya too

*Bey walks quietly thru the house nd knocks on Shawn's door*

Shawn: Who is it

Bey: Ur wife

Shawn: Come on in

*Bey comes in and jus stand against the wall*

Shawn: Y you all the way over there come here I wont bite

Bey: SHHHHH *turns on their favorite playlist* Remember the first time we made love

Shawn: I sure do it was after the grammy's

Bey: Sure was and it was raining and playing these songs I remember it because that was the night I knew that I wanted to grow old with you and have your babies *drops her robe and is completely naked(HOLD THE FUCK UP THAT BITCH WAS IN BED WITH ME NAKED AWW HELL NAW THAS SOME FOUL SHIT)*

Shawn:*instant boner*

Bey: I want you to make love to me like its our very first time

Shawn: I want to make love to you like that forever now come here

Bey: *walks over to him in a sexy seductive way climbs in bed and he starts kissing all over her. He started sucking her neck and then slowly made his down to breastville nd made a stop then he massaged her nipples with his tongue while Bey moaned with excitement  (it has been 31/2 months) he moved down to her bellybutton nd when he came to kittyville he stopped*

Bey:*jumps up* wat r u doin

Shawn: SHHHH I got this, here eat this *he gave her some strawberries to eat of his tongue*(SICK) they ate the strawberries together and tongued some more (throws up) then Jay retraced his steps this time when he came to kittyville he slowly took his cold tongue nd like her clit which made he shiver. He ate Bey for 20 mins straight inserting his fingers two at a time and Bey went wild. She came about 7 times back to back

Bey: JJJAAAYYYY OMG PLEASE OMG JAY *moans loudly*

Shawn:You taste just like them strawberries even sweeter

Bey: *jus moans*

*he eats and she came one last time and was done for*

Shawn: *climbs back on top of her* I know you missed that

Bey: *kisses him* O yess I did no one does my body the way you do

Shawn: and nobody ever better try either

Bey:*laughs* I missed you baby

Shawn: Not as much as I missed you but I'm about to show you

Bey: No!!*flips Jay over nd gets on top* My turn *she strips Jay down and stop nd stares at Jay Jr.

Shawn: Wat???

Bey: I dont remember it being this dam big

Shawn: He still the same size baby and still can tear dat ass up

Bey: O dam o well its mine so I better get used to it *she slowly starts sucking the head , then moves to the shaft then next thing you know she deep throated Jay ( DONT LET BEYONCE KISS YOU CUZ THAT IS SERIOUSLY NASTY ASS FUCK)*

Shawn: OOOOOOOOO MMMMMMYYYYYY GGGGGOOOO* *Bey is doing things she has never done before and Shawn is not able to handle it, he nuts 5 time within 10 mins and he is done*

Bey: MMMM Pop Pop you taste like strawberries too

Shawn:*speechless* WHO ARE YOU

Bey: Ur wife duh type of question is that

Shawn: Naw cuz the Beyonce I married would have never been able to deep throat me

Bey: Hush boy

Shawn:*laughs* I'm jus playin baby but come here *flips Bey over, and stares in her eyes* you are my dream come true and as we become one again I hope we will never become undone ever again

Bey: Baby that is the sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me *kisses him*

Shawn: I mean it

Bey: I know

*Shawn slowly enters Bey and its so tight Bey screams in pain*

Shawn: Baby I'm sorry I'm too big for you

Bey: No baby please keep going we need this

Shawn: You sure

Bey: Yes

*He goes in this time extra slow only putting the head in then after a few strokes he goes in deeper and Bey squealed again and took the dick, they made strong passionate love all nite long and two souls became one again*