New beginnings pt.3

Lets get to it

Y'all know how we left off

Solo: JULEZ WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN HERE


Julez: I heard you making the same noises BB made when she told me she was playing the rollercoaster game with uncle Jay


Solo: ..............


Julez: That's what y'all were playing huh?


Solo: Um


Julez: You don't have to say nothin mommy im disappointed in you cuz BB said you have to be married to play that game and you not married to daddy


Solo: 0_o well Julez i'm grown


Julez: I know that mommy but thats what BB said that you can't play the rollercoaster game til your married and she growner than you


Solo: Get out now


Julez: but mommy


Solo: OUT!!!!!!!!


Julez: Fine


*Julez leaves and they jus look at each other speechless*


Alan: Well that was awkward


Solo: Very


*they jus sit there and watch tv. Meanwhile back at the Carter residence*


Bey: can't believe that really jus happened


Jay: Ya  but that was one hell of a way to wake up not to mention funny


Bey: Shut up that is not funny


Jay: Yes it is babe nd u know it


Bey: whatever I'm goin back to sleep I was having a good dream


Jay: Was I in it


Bey: Yes of course


Jay: Tell me about it


Bey: Nah rather not nite babe


Jay: Ugh bey its almost 9


Bey: So I have nothin to do today so wake me later *she rolls over nd goes back to sleep*


Jay: This woman here *his phone vibrates and its a text message* Hey Jay I'm sorry for bothering you but I have this burning sensation that I feel only you can put out Ik you and Bey had broken up well I can replace her and make it worth your while we can jus keep it on the low no one has to know what do you say Love, Wendy *jus then she sends him some pick of her in lingerie* (WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) What the fuck hell naw aye Bey baby wake up now


Bey: Dam Jay what I was gettin to that good sleep


Jay: Look at this *hands Bey the phone* baby read what this man jus sent me


*Bey read the message nd the saw the pics nd she immediately ran to the bathroom to throw up, wiping her face* Omg that shit is nasty let me handle her babe I know who will put that bitch to shame


Jay: Who


Bey: Nay


Jay: O hell ya iight this is just nasty


Bey: Ya I don't wanna sleep anymore imma forward them to Nay she gon flip out watch


Jay: I would too


*Bey forwards the pics to Nay nd sits and waits for her to respond*


Nay: *phone vibrates* Who textin me *looks* o its Bey wonder what happened now *opens message nd reads the looks at pics *immediately throws up* THAT SHIT IS DISGUSTING EWW THAT BITCH JUS RUINED MY DAM MORNING TF DOES THAT *calls Bey*


Bey: Hello *sweet and innocent*


Nay: Bitch don't hello me y is Jay posing in womens lingerie


Bey: *bursts out laughing* Thas Wendy Williams


Nay: *screams* FJSKJGNAGALJJKLJA;LKJAFLKDSJLKJFLKJA;SLFJFLKJSFLJA Y TF IS SHE SENDING Y'ALL NAKED PICS


Bey: She sent them to Jay


Nay: WHAT THE FUCK IM ABOUT TO SEND THE TO MEDIA TAKE OUT TO TMZ EVERYBODY


Bey: Good thats why I sent them to you


Nay: Am I on speaker?


Bey: Ya


Nay: So Jay you like that huh?


Jay: nay dont play now u know me by now I don't even get down like that


Nay: Mmhmm sure jus playin but boy this bout to tear her down bet ha ass won't say shit else bout Bey or you gimme bout 20 mins the media will be goin crazy


Bey: Ok thats why I like you cuz u a mess and dont care


Nay: True true but Imma get back at cha in a bit bye


Bey: Ok bye


*They hang up and Nay calls TMZ and sends them the messages and photos*


TMZ spokesperson: So Wendy Williams really sent this to Jay-Z


Nay: yes i'm goin to email it all now*waits a few mins* did u get it yet


TMZ: Yes ok this is good nd juicy wow *looks at pic* eww now that is nasty


Nay: Yes I got sick  but y'all bout to send it out


TMZ: Already sent


Nay: ok I jus put it on twitter and facebook too


Tmz: Ok well thank you Renay for this juicy story keep in touch


Nay: You know I will bye


*Nay puts out the news about Wendy Williams and everybody and the mama had a field day*


Bey: *turns to mtv* BREAKING NEWS: Tv talk show host Wendy Williams has been outted she sent these naked pics and freaky messages to rap mogul Jay-Z trying to ruin his marriage no word from her camp but Jay-Z's camp says they were disgusted and pissed about what she did no one from Wendy's camp has responded but from us a mtv that is nasty and rude to try and ruin someones marriage we thought u were better than that Wendy guess not that is all for now


*Bey and Jay both bursts out laughing*


Bey: Nay did it that bitch is ruined ahahahahaha


Jay: Bet she won't send pics to anyone else


*Solo calls*


Bey: Hello


Solo: Please tell me this is not true ahahahahahahahaha


Bey: Yes it is Nay sent it to TMZ


Solo: O dam ahahahahahahaha well that bitch wont be sendin any pics to anybody else


Bey: Omg Jay jus said the same thing


Solo: Cuz its the truth


Bey: Yes it is girl he woke me up to show me that then I threw up and sent it to Nay nd she threw up too and sent it to TMZ and bam here we are


Solo: I can't ahahahahahhah


Bey: Oh shit mama callin hol on *clicks over* Hey mama


MT: What are you serious she really sent that to Jay


Bey: Yes mama*clicks Solo back in* Solo u there


Solo: Ya hey mama


MT: Dont hey mama me I heard you were playing somethin called the rollercoaster game with Alan and my
baby walked in on you


Solo: 0_o omg he talks to much


MT: No he doesn't he's fine why u can't keep yo legs closed til he not around


Solo: It wasn't me mama it was Alan fault


*by now Bey is on the other end of the phone dying*


Bey: So julez walked in on you and Alan doin the rollercoaster game now thats funny this must've happen after he called me


Solo: Ya Bey and shut up its not funny


MT: Its nasty you should be ashamed of yourself


Bey: bwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha


Solo: Shut up Bey


Bey: Nah i'ma laugh and go lay with my husband


MT: O I forgot all about that so what happened Bey


Bey: Well long story short Wendy sent him naked pics and a message askin him to cheat on me and he showed me and I sent them to Nay who sent them to TMZ because I jus felt like blasting her


MT: Oh wow *laughs* you can count on Nay to do the dirty work huh wow well she was wrong for sending him those messages she needs her ass whooped lemme get a hold of her she gon regret the day she was born imma give her an old fashion TINA KNOWLES ass whoopin


Solo: O lawd I remember those I couldn't sit down for days


Bey: Ya I remember those too although I didn't get whoopins


MT: It's never too late so hush chile


Bey: *embarrassed* wow mama well I have to go feed my man he's starving


Solo: NO!!! Please don't kill my brother


Bey: I can cook


Solo & MT: NO YOU CAN'T


Bey: Whatever bye


*She hangs up and stares at Jay who is cracking up laughing cuz he heard everything*


Bey: That is not funny I'm going to eat wanna help me cook
Jay: Yes babe sure
*they go down and start cooking they make eggs, bacon, pancakes and oj*


Bey: *grubbing* Omg baby this food is so good we make great food (btw all Bey did was pour the orange juice and set the table and poured the eggs in the skillet)


Jay: Yes baby you did good pouring this orange juice that we bought from the store


Bey: Shut up you know you always talkin bout my cooking then teach me how to cook


Jay: That is gonna take a miracle and lots and lots of prayer


Bey: Thats so wrong


Jay:*smile* I know but anything for you babe what do you wanna learn first


Bey: Idk surprise me


Jay: Ok how about your favorite "Chicken"


Bey: Ok cool that sounds good  but what are we gonna do in the mean time


Jay: I jus wanna be with you and never let you go today is lazy day lets do whatever


Bey: Ok well I feel the same way funny how we know what the others thinking


Jay: Ironic isn't it I know


Bey: So what am I thinking now


Jay: Um hmm *stares at her* you want me spank you  (ew)


Bey:*bursts out laughing* you are so nasty baby why is everything about sex


Jay: Well for one i'm a man that hasnt been with his wife in 4 mths so I have alot of catching up to do and two you jus so damn sexy


Bey: Well thank you for the compliment but that is not what I was thinking (she really was thinking that)


Jay: Well fine but I know thats what you were thinking but thats cool lets clean up and be lazy


*so they cleared the table and went into the movie theatre to watch 'Titanic' (that long dry ass movie) Jay fell asleep and Bey went into her room for a bit. When she came back Jay was still sleep so she woke him up with a text message*


Jay:*phone vibrates message from Wife* "Meet Me In The Bedroom NOW" What is she up too now


*Jay goes upstairs half sleep and when he walks in the room its dark nd candles are lit smooth jazz is playin and Bey is no where to be found*


Jay: Bey!! Baby Where Are You??


*Bey closes the door behind Jay* Were you looking for me


Jay: *turns around with a big chester cat smile on* OH YES I WAS


*Bey had her police uniform on with 6 in heels* And its Officer Carter to you
Jay: Yes ma'am


Bey: *walking towards Jay* I have heard that you've been a bad boy and you need to be spanked


Jay: That was you that needs the spanking


Bey: SHUT UP I"M TALKING


Jay: *shuts up*


Bey: Now *pushes Jay in the chair* like I was saying you need a spanking cuz I heard that you were crying in front of your boys do you know what we do to mean that cry over their women


Jay: *looks around in fear but is so turned on*no


Bey: HUH!!!!


Jay: NO


Bey: Well I will show you


*she stripped Jay down to his boxers and cuffed his hands behind his back*


Jay: Officer Carter you workin the hell out of that suit *tightens the cuffs* ouch


Bey: I know now SHUT UP


Jay: YES MA'AM


Bey: Now I was told that you made your wife miss out on 4 long months of good love because you kept a secret that could have killed both of yall then you cried after y'all broke up in front of your mama and friends like a lil bitch *slaps Jay* THATS FOR ALMOST KILLING US


Jay: *pissed and tries to break free from the cuffs* SLAP ME AGAIN


Bey: SHUT THE FUCK UP  I RUN THIS TONIGHT YOU SIT THERE AND LISTEN


*jay does what she says*


Bey: Now you put me thru hell and when I needed you the most you were gone and I am PISSED and you have to PAY *slaps him again* You MAD


Jay: *furious*


Bey: GOOD NOW YOU SEE HOW I FELT WHEN I FOUND OUT WHAT HAPPEN *calms down a lil bit* Now I understand that you were drugged and practically raped but that doesnt cut it you could have told me instead of keeping it a secret one that could be fatal did u think nope the selfishness kept it in and all I want to know it why *gets in his face* WHY JAY HUH WHY DIDN'T U TELL ME WHAT HAPPEN


Jay:*looking like a dumb deer in headlights* I wa III..... I don't know I guess I was scared


Bey: Of what ME


Jay: Yes you know when you get mad you do shit like this and I was afraid I guess I should have saw this coming


Bey:*raises eyebrow* Dam rite I hope you didn't think you would get off this easy *slaps him again* I HATE YOU FOR THAT *and with that she leaves the room with Jay cuffed and walks to the bathroom to change, when she comes back she sees that Jay is gone and the broken handcuffs were laying on the floor* this can't be good


Jay: *outta nowhere* Nope it aint good *grabs Bey and throws her over his shoulder*
Bey: PUT ME DOWN


Jay:Nope


Bey: *starts screaming* JAY PUT ME DOWN I HATE YOU


Jay: O really *puts her down* YOU HATE ME HUH


Bey: YES I DO *slaps him* GET TF OUT MY HOUSE


Jay: SLAP ME AGAIN WE GONE REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM


*Bey swings again but Jay stops her in mid air and pushes her against the wall* LET ME GO


Jay: NOT TILL YOU CALM DOWN


Bey: NO GET OFF ME NOW


*they start fighting (now Jay didnt hit Bey jus over powered her) Bey is yelling and screaming I hate you Jay and crying because she is finally letting out all the anger she had built up inside*


Jay: *puts both of Bey's hands over her head* BABY CALM DOWN NOW *yelling*


*But Bey would not stop so Jay picked her up and threw her on the bed and started kissing her*


Bey: STOP!!!!


*But he keeps kissing he rips her clothes off and shoves his dick all the way inside without warning*


Bey: AAAHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!! JAY *gasps for air and tears start rolling down to her ears*


Jay: Uh Huh aint expect that did you


Bey: *panting* Na nn.n.n NOOO


*Jay has Bey's legs at her ears and is giving it to her rough, bey is tryin to stay alert but she slipped into another zone*


Jay: YOU HATE ME


Bey: NO AHHHHHHH


Jay: THAS WHAT U JUS SAID SO U LIED


Bey:*screams* NO!!!!!I LOVE YOU BABY


Jay: *grunts* NAW I DON'T BELIEVE YOU *flips Bey over and rams inside her*


Bey: O MY GAWD JAYYYYYYYYYYYY


Jay: *smacks her ass hard* WATS MY NAME


Bey: *screams* JAYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Jay: I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHATS MY NAME


Bey: SHAWNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!


*Jay gets up and pushes Bey up against the wall and is hitting every g spot in body and is pounding her bladder*


Jay: WHO IN CONTROL NOW


Bey: YOU


Jay: UH HUH YOU WEREN'T SAYIN THAT EARLIER YOU HATE ME


Bey: NOOOOOO I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH AHHHH


Jay: I BET YOU DO COME FOR ME


*she came again this makes it 4 times that the both have came but yet Jay is not done. He goes back to the bed and goes back to missionary style after 15 mins he is fucking the life out of Bey and she is trying to hold on but growing weak with every stroke. He is pounding her and she cant take it no more and is about to collapse*


Jay: You tired


Bey: Yes baby Yess


*Jay stops and puts Bey on top*


Jay: Ride


Bey: I'm too weak I can't


Jay: *slaps her ass* I SAID RIDE DAMMIT YOU WAS STRONG WHEN YOU WERE SLAPPING ME *slaps her ass again nd she starts moving* NOW RIDE THIS DICK


*And she did jus that, Jay grabbed her hips nd pushed Bey all the way down on his dick and she rode that dick like a soldier*


Bey:*after 10 mins* AHHH JAYYY *moans* I..I..I'M ABOO AHH SHIT AHHHHH JAYY I'M
CUMMINGGGGGG*she came nd fell on Jay's chest*


Jay: Nu uh I AINT DONE WITH YOU COME HERE*he stands up and pulls Bey to the edge of the bed and gets down an starts eating her out, Bey is high and on cloud nine but is moaning insanely, she kept moving and Jay got tired of her hands being everywhere so he finally tied her hands up and went back to eating. She couldn't break free so she jus moaned and screamed for mercy as jus ate and ate*


Bey: JAYYY BABY AHHH PLEASE BABY I CAN'T TAKE NO MORE


*she came again for the 8th time and Jay was finally done by this time Bey had tears in her eyes as Jay slowly slipped into Bey he kissed her lips as he looked deep into her light brown eyes with her hands still tied behind her head*


Jay: Do you love me


Bey: Yes *sniff*


Jay:: Do you trust me


Bey: Yes


Jay: Do you want me


Bey: Yes


Jay: Do you need me


Bey: Yes I do baby I really really need you in my life


*he untied her hands*


Jay: Then lets not ever have this conversation again *kisses her tears away*


Bey: I love you *sniff* Jay I was jus mad and had to get it out and let you know how I felt about everything and so you know that what you did or didn't do could have had deadly consequences *moans*


(btw Jay is slowly stroking Bey thas why she moaned and yes she is still crying)


Jay: I understand baby trust me I do but I had some built up anger and pain too and thas why I was givin it to you so rough but baby I don't wanna lose you


Bey: I know baby and I feel the same way but *moans* you can't be so rough wit me I'm fragile


Jay: *smiles * I know now relax and let me love you the right way *he started kissing away all of Bey's tears and they started making nice, strong, passionate love*


Bey: I love you Shawn Corey Carter


Jay: I love you more Beyonce Giselle Carter


*they continue to make love and climax Jay moves Bey to the middle of the bed and she lays on his chest*


Bey: Baby


Jay: Yes love


Bey: We have the same heart beat


Jay: I know thas why when you hurt I hurt and when you cry I cry we're in sync like that and thats how I knew you needed and wanted to be spanked


Bey: *shocked* Dam we really know each other huh


Jay: Yes we really do


*Bey looks into his eyes smile and kisses him and lays back on his chest and falls asleep listening to his heartbeat*

New beginnings pt.2

No foreplay we getting right down and dirty tonite. O and follow my friend TATI her twitter is www.twitter.com/Created_to_sing Love you Tati (you know you a Beystan when you go to type the word "beyond" but end up typin "Beyonce" smh I know I aint the only one who feels this way)
BTW ITS BEEN A MIN SORRY

We ended with everyone leaving the island and returning home.


Bey: *walks in the door* OMGOODNESS


*their house was restored back to the way it was suppose to be. Even though Lyndell's crew trashed the house 'The B Team' came and cleaned and made the house look brand new (thas how stans look out for the queen anywhoo)


Bey: I can't believe this last time I saw the house it was a mess cuz of him and now *starts to tear up*


Jay: shhh babe don't cry


Bey: These *sniff* are tears of joy


Jay: I understand  babe let it out


*Bey puts her stuff down in her room and jus stares and walks around the house trynna soak in everything that has happened  in the past weeks. Jay is jus happy to finally be home. They both are jet lagged so they take a shower and chill for the rest of the night.*


Bey: *laying in bed watching tv* Babe


Jay: Yes


Bey: I love you


Jay: I love you too


Bey: I'm glad your home this is where you belong


Jay: I'm glad to be back home too


Bey: I missed you


Jay: Really how much


Bey:*turns to face him* I would go to bed at nite and imagine you holding me and waking up to your smile every morning, the way you used to pull me in when it was cold and you felt me moving at nite I missed that. I missed you walking thru that door at the end of a hard days work and that smile God I missed seeing those pearly whites at the end of the day. I missed the laughter we share I jus missed you everything about you and foremost I missed your eyes. The way you look at me makes me melt I could stare in your eyes all day and never get bored I see into your soul and it tells me how much you love me. Jay baby no man can take your place and no matter what problems we may face or the lies the media tells I look into your eyes and know the truth I can tell when your lying cuz you can never look me in my face and your eyes tell it all. I can't wait to have your kids and grow old together(altho Jay will be ancient while Bey is still young and we're done) I only want you and I hope I'm not the only one feeling this way


Jay: I don't know how to top that but I don't feel the same way you do


Bey: Huh


Jay: What I feel for you Beyonce goes beyond words while we were separated I did miss you I couldn't sleep 
I would toss and turn because I would dream that I'd be holding you and when I wake up it was just my pillow and I would cry (AWWW JAY-Z CRIED OMG) and couldn't sleep so I'd lay in bed looking at my phone at our wedding picture and then at my ring finger at the four we have tattooed and pray that I would go back to sleep and this wold all be a dream. I remember one time I was hanging with Ye and the boys we went out to clear our heads after being in business meetings all day and I could have sworn I saw you but when I looked again it was a tranny that looked like you (0_o)


Bey: WOW


Jay: I know but forreal Bey I even went to my mom's for a bit and we were watchin tv when your video came on and I jus cried in front of my family Bey thats how much I missed you I even cried in front of Ye babe and you know he will tell you. Beyonce I never want to go thru that again no matter what no matter how many times you tell me to leave I won't I don't care the situation I'll leave the room but not the house and you either no matter happens from now on. My heart can't take being away from its owner (Ya Jay is corny) you own my heart Bey and when we're apart I can't breathe I can't eat I can't function properly and I will not go thru that much hell ever again baby agreed


*by now Bey is in tears*


Bey: Yes baby no matter what nobody or nothin will ever come between I put that on my life


Jay: Me too


*they both jus stare at each other and fall asleep. Meanwhile Solo is laying in bed with Alan on her left side and Julez on her right both sound asleep and is up thinkin bout her life and the two men in it*


Solo's thoughts: man my son is gettin so big it was jus yesterday I was changing his diaper for the first time and giving him his first bath and now he is getting big and so smart. Then there's Alan he came in after that bitch ass baby daddy of mine an shown me true love I can't wait to bear his last name and have a family with him but no time soon*she falls asleep with those thoughts and dreams of a world of jus her Alan and Julez all is perfect she is married to Alan and Julez is doing great but there was one thing she wanted but the dream wouldn't tell her what it was that her heart was desiring*


Julez: Mommy*shakes Solo* mommy wake up


Solo: What Julez


Julez: Eww your breath stinks


Solo: Ugh lil boy what you want why you wake me up


Julez: Cuz I'm hungry and I made you some cereal so come on so we can eat together


Solo: Aww Ok let mommy brush her teeth first then I'll meet up with you downstairs


Julez: Ok mommy wat bout him I made him some too


Solo: Well we'll both meet you downstairs


Julez: Ok mommy


*Julez runs downstairs and finishes getting breakfast together, while Solo and Alan both get up and brush teeth and go down to eat breakfast that Julez prepared*


Julez: Ta Da


Solo: Awe look what my baby made


*Julez had made some cereal with some toast and orange juice and had set the table and poured the milk for them*


Julez: You like it mommy


Solo: I love it Julezie


Alan: Thanks julez this was sweet of you


Julez: Thanks daddy(sometimes Julez calls Alan daddy cuz him and Solo have been together for so long)


*they eat their breakfast together and have family time*


Julez: mommy


Solo: Yes Julez


Julez: When can I have a little brother or sister


Solo: 0_o


Julez: well


Solo: Um I dont know Julez


Julez: Well I hope soon cuz I need someone to play with


Solo: Well ask BB


Julez: Ok I will


*Julez goes to call BB, Bey and Jay are laying in bed,Jay is up watchin Tom and Jerry and Bey is still sleep*


Jay: Ahahahaha that cat always getting fucked up


*Bey phone rings*


Bey: *sleepy voice* Hello


Julez: BB!!!!


Bey; Hey Julez


Julez: Hey BB what cha doin


Bey; I was sleep *starts to stretch and sits up*


Julez: O were you dreaming about me


Bey: *giggles* Of course Julez I always dream about my fav person in the world


Julez: *Cheesing* BB can I ask you a question


Bey: Sure


Julez: When are you gonna have a baby so I can have someone to play with


Bey:0_O wait what *puts phone on speaker* Jay mute that,Now what did you ask me


Julez: When are you and Uncle Jay gone have a baby so I can have someone to play with


Jay: *bursts out laughing*


Bey: um julez you really called and asked me that


Julez: Mommy told me to ask you


Bey: O really now


Julez: Yep


Bey: Ok well Julez I'll have a baby when God tells me too


Julez: Well God need to tell you to have it soon cuz I'm gettin bored here


Bey:0_O ware is your mama


Julez: Downstairs


Bey: Give her the phone


*Julez goes and gives the phone to Solo*


Julez: Here ya go mommy


Solo: hello


Bey: You told yo son to call and ask me when I'ma have a baby


Solo: *bursts out laughing* HE DID NOT AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH


Bey; He did ware did this convo stimulate from


Solo: Well he woke up this morning and made breakfast for everyone and he asked me when I'm goin to have another baby so he can have someone to play with I told him go ask you cuz its your turn


Bey: that is so messed up


Solo: Ya but you gotta admit it was funny I aint think he was gonna go do it forreal


Bey: Whatever this conversation is over bye


Solo: Awe dont be mad *click* this bitch jus hung up on me


Alan: Awe its fine baby


Solo: I'ma blow that bitch up


Alan: You two are too much *laughs*


Solo: *calls Bey back*This bitch betta answer too


Bey: *phone rings* Ignore


Solo: No she did not jus ignore me *voicemail* Hi you've reached Beyonce sorry I cant come to the phone right now but please leave your name and number and I will get back to you thank you and have a blessed day*beep*YOU BITCH Y YO ASS HANG TF UP LIL STUPID HOE UGH MAKE ME SICK IMMA TELL MAMA ON YOU HELL BYE BITCH*she hangs up*Rude ass bitch if she wasn't my sister we would fight


Alan: Awe calm down babe


Solo:Naw she gon make me whoop ha ass


Alan: I understand but come here *kisses her* 


Solo: Babe stop


Alan: No *keeps kissing*


Solo: Babe*giving into his kisses* Keep going 


*Alan goes down and starts eating Solo out and Solo is enjoying every minute of it*


Solo: Dam baby you so good at this work it mr clean


Alan:*looks up* U got jokes huh


Solo: *smiles*


*He goes back to work and feasted for about 15 mins when* 


Julez: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!

BEYONCE'S A MOMMY JAY-Z IS A DADDY

BLUE IVY CARTER IS HERE YAY BEY'S FINALLY A MOMMY I AM SO HAPPY FOR HER AND JAY THEY REALLY DESERVE IT AFTER ALL THEY HAVE BEEN THRU AND TOGETHER FOR SO LONG NO ONE DESERVES THIS MORE THAN THEM I LOVE YOU SHAWN AND BEYONCE YOU TWO WILL MAKE GREAT PARENTS LITTLE BLUE IS LUCKY TO HAVE YOU TWO AS PARENTS =D
O AND TT SOLANGE IS THE BEST AUNTIE AND JULEZ IS THE BEST BIG COUSIN AND MAMA TINA THE FIERCEST AND BEST GRANDMA EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New beginnings pt.1

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEYONCE DID NOT GIVE BIRTH TO NO BABY YET ESPECIALLY NO BABY NAMED TIANA MAY CARTER LIKE WTF  ANYWAY BEY SET ANOTHER RECORD FOR BEING THE FIRST WOMAN IN HISTORY TO GO INTO LABOR EVERYDAY IN ONE WEEK AND NOT PRODUCE ANYTHING WAY TO GO BEYONCE!!!!!!!#flatlines

ANYWAYS.....Last time Lyndell was set up nd taken down by Nay and the 'B Team'. Bey and Jay both fell asleep and Jay woke up and smiling and admiring Bey. She farted in her sleep and that changed the whole mood of the room. They started making love and Julez heard BB scream and came to her rescue, she had to explain to Julez why she was screaming and explain the rollercoaster game which she and Jay was playing. Julez being the kid he is asked Solo and Nay about the game nd Nay recorded him explaining the game. Bey came down and they played the tape and Bey got called out!!!!!

BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES GET YO ASS IN HERE NOW!!!!!

*EVERYONE STOPS AND STARES*

Bey: O HELL NAW

Solo: ITS TIME TO WHOOP SOME ASS

Nay: HELL YA 

Solo: DANIEL JULEZ J. SMITH JR 

*Everyone goes into the living room to find Julez laughing*

Solo: *grabs him* I'm goin to beat yo ass

Julez: Mommy NOOOO 

Solo: Too late

*Solo takes Julez in the room and beats his ass* 

Bey: *sits on the chair* OMG I'm so glad this is over 

Nay: What this whole Lyndell mess

Bey: Yes and glad to have my life back 

Nay: Me too ya know we can all go home today 

Bey: REALLY

Nay: Really  

Bey: I think ima stay one more day to relax 

Nay: Sure I understand that me too cuz protecting people is hard work but its wat I do best

Bey: You surely do Nay thanks for everything

Nay:No problem TOP FLIGHT SECURITY MA'AM

*they both jus crack up, Jay walks in*

Jay: Wats so funny

Bey: That fool right there *points at Nay* lawd she need help

Nay: Whatever

Jay: What did she do

Bey: She was like protecting people is hard work but its wat I do best  and I said you surely do and she was like yep TOP FLIGHT SECURITY MA'AM *cracks up* OMG Jay you should have saw her face

Nay: So it wasn't that funny but you know what is

Bey: No wat

Nay: Jay check this out *pulls out phone nd presses play*

Bey: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nay: Aye watchout this phone expensive

Jay: Lemme see Bey

Bey:*pouts*

*Jay watched the video of Julez talking about the rollercoaster game*

Jay: Well I be damned

Bey: Ya Nay please don't show this to Mama

Nay: Ha ha ha we'll see

Bey: Please Nay I'm begging you

Nay: Blah I'll think about it might jus upload it to youtube

Bey: NAY THAT WOULD KILL ME

Nay: *cheesing* I know

Jay: Awe Nay don't be like that

Nay: If y'all don't calm down that aint my cup of tea I don't go around spreading people's business this is for reinforcement when u get on my nerves tell Jay bout the breath incident

Bey: 0_0

Nay: Ya well I'll be back

Jay: She is a trip I like her she can hold her ground against you two not many people can

Bey: Yes she can and when she's pissed she ready to fuck somebody up

Jay: I know I remember she had all the jokes and the pistol to my head

Bey: O ya I remember she was hungry that day cuz you disturbed her eating when you did what you did

Jay: O my about that look babe I hate that happened and that I could have sentenced us both to death I really am sorry about it baby

Bey: I accept your apology

*they sit on the couch and talk and Solo comes back in with Julez rubbing his eyes*

Solo: What you gotta say

Julez: Sorry BB I will *sniff* never disrespect you again

Solo: I know no go sit down somewhere

Bey: But first give me a hug

Jules: Okay

*they hug and Julez goes back to his room to be alone*

Solo: Bad ass child ugh

Bey: Yes girl but I;ma about to go to the beach and relax then pack so we can go home tomorrow
Solo: That sounds like a plan lets go

*everyone goes to the beach and is having a good time* (I didnt say much but Solo's fiance showed up but
has been laying low his name is Alan Ferguson)

Bey:*floating in the ocean* this is just what I needed nothin could be more perfect

*jus then Jay swims up behind nd scares the shit out of Bey*

Bey*jumps* SHIT YOU SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME

Jay: hahahahahahahaaha sorry babe I had to

Bey: Whatever

Jay: What were you thinking about

Bey: Everything from what happen this far to everything thats gonna happen in the future I'm jus ready to to go home and continue making music and be happy

Jay: Me too you know that me an Ye workin on an album together

Bey: Really y'all teaming up thas gon be powerful album

Jay: Ya its gon shut young money down

Bey: Oh Yes it will I can't to hear it

Jay: Really!!!!

Bey: Yes baby you know I support all you do (mind you they talkin bout all this shit in the water)

Jay: And I appreciate it all

Bey:Oh and I have ideas about a new album all the fans keep asking about it but I'm in no rush and also I
want to make my own perfume

Jay: Really like you create the scent and design everything

Bey: =D Yes baby everything and I want it to be sexy so imma call it "Heat"

Jay: Damn that sounds sexy

Bey: Yes I was hoping you would say that come here *kisses him* your so sweet and I love you so much

Jay: Naw Bey I love you *start making out*

*meanwhile evryone else is on the beach nd see them making out*

Solo: Um like they could get a room

MT: *looks* AGAIN O HELL NAW

Nay & Solo: bwahahahahaahahahaha here we go again ahahahahahahahahahahaa

MT: yells* CUT THAT SHIT OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Bey and Jay both jump and look at Mama Tina*

MT: I KNOW DAMN WELL Y'ALL AINT ABOUT TO START THAT SHIT AGAIN

Bey: Ok Mama Sorry

*Nay nd Solo are cracking up and Julez is laughing too. Everyone enjoys the rest of the day they have a big family dinner tell jokes all nite long and pack up for an early flight in the morning. Nay goes home (cuz she got tired of them) Solo, Alan, Julez and Mama Tina go back to Solo's place and Bey and Jay: Go to their home*

Bey: *walking in their home* Oh my GOODNESS

*YA ITS SHORT CUZ THE NEXT ONE IS LONG ND WILL BE UP TOMORROW*