Somethings just happen

We ended with Mama Tina interrupting everyone with her announcement that her and Mathew were getting married again and everyone went crazy.

Everybody: OH HELL NAW 


BEFORE WE GET STARTED THE END WILL THROW Y'ALL FOR A LOOP SO GET READY IF YOU A FREAK YOU WILL ENJOY AND BE READY FOR THE NEXT ONE IJS


MT: What?!?!?!?! We still love each other and I forgave him and I know what y'all thinking but he was my first true love


Solo: So this is what hell feels like 


Bey: Mama you can't be serious 


MT: Oh but I am I mean when he holds me I feel like the luckiest girl in the world and when he makes love to me I swear its like the first time he was has my sh.(interrupted)


NAY: I CAN DIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR EWWWWWWWWWWWWW *runs out the room*


Julez: OMG MOM MOM REALLY THAT IS SO GROSS YOU ARE TOOO OLD FOR THAT I REALLY CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS *Julez shakes his head and walks into the other room* 


Solo: Julez here I come 


*and with that everyone dispersed like roaches when the lights come on and left Mama Tina in there alone*


MT: Now thas jus rude *she goes back to her room*


*meanwhile Bey and Jay have went into Bey's room and are watching the movie*


Bey: Jay


Jay: huh 


Bey: what were you fighting for 


Jay: What???


Bey: In jail why did you have a fight


Jay: Oh cuz dude was disrespecting me 


Bey: Oh lord how 


Jay: He was asking for a deal and im like bro im in jail really and ten he was like how did I get you and asked how was our sex life and just called me ugly and shit so I whooped his ass


Bey: Damn did you kill him


Jay: I tried to but the guards go to me before I could


Bey: Oh well fighting for me I see I like *kisses him*


Jay: Dam yo lips are sweet gimme another one 


Bey:*tongues him down*(GROSS)


Jay: Girl you better stop before we get somethin started and yo mama here she gon hear you say my name


Bey: You are so naughty 


Jay: I know but why were y'all .........interrupted


Nay: *runs in and jumps on their bed* what y'all doin 


Bey: Um nothing talking and watchin the rest of the movie


Nay: Oh im bored and Julez went to sleep and so did Solo


Bey: Um well I don't know what to tell ya


Jay: Call up Kanye and see if he wanna come back over *starts to laugh*


Nay: OOOOOOOOO you old muthfucker you fuck you wit cho old viagra needin 
ass ugh you get on my nerves 


Jay: *laughs*


Bey: Babe that was mean leave her alone *giggles*


Nay: Nah fuck you both hell did you tell him how you almost got yo ass whooped in jail


Bey:*stops laughing*


Nay: Thas what I thought


Jay: Actually I was gonna ask y'all that too why did y'all fight 


Bey: Cuz these two lil bitchs came in drunk and were loud in the cell and we were all laying on each other half sleep and they noticed who I was and one called me a bitch an.......


Nay: GOT HER ASS BEAT!!!!


Jay: Damn y'all don't play huh 


Nay: Nope not at all 


Bey: thats right *holds hand up to get a high five from Nay*


Nay*leaves her hanging* nah fool I aint forgot u was jus over there laughing with Jay so don't high five me 


Jay: Dam left you hanging huh 


Bey: whatever at least I don't have a crush on Kanye


*jus then solo walked in*


Solo: *gasps* So its true you crushin Kanye


Nay: i thought you was sleep


Solo: Nah too much on my mind


Nay: whatever and will y'all stfu I don't like him ugh 


Bey: If you do you do jus admit it


Nay: Admit what


Jay: That you like Ye 


Nay: But I don't 


Solo: Ya right 


Nay: look fuck yall ok he wid Kim she on his level unlike me i dont make as much or "SELL" as much as she does


Solo: He can leave her hell


Nay: Know what seriously y'all are pissing me tf off i'm leaving *with that she leaves*


Solo: Nay wait *goes after her*


Bey: I should go see whats wrong 


Jay: Ok tell her I apologize I aint mean to keep going 


Bey: Ok 


*Bey runs and looks for Nay her and Solo were outside and Solo was trying to get Nay not to leave*


Solo: I'm sorry I didn;t know this was a sensitive subject its jus the way you came at him we thought you really liked him


Bey: Nay we're sorry 


Nay: Save it I'm gone *starts up her car and drives off* 


Solo: Damn she is pissed for real 


Bey: Dang 


*they head back inside and Solo goes back to her room and Bey to hers she tells Jay what happens and they all feel bad. Nay comes back cuz she forgot somethin and they all talk and forgive each other and end up in the media room watching tv. Meanwhile Mathew has jus showed up to the house and him and Mama Tina were in the room talking. 


Mat: So what did everyone say about the wedding


MT: They all were against it but I don't care if I wanna remarry my baby daddy then I will 


Mat: Dam I love the way you jus said that come here girl


MT: No I wanna strip<--------------(DROPS DEAD)


Mat: Well gon head then


*Miss Tina put on 'Birthday Sex' and started stripping for Mathew*


Mat: Ya baby take it off 


*she was completely naked and they started getting it on, by now everyone in the house was sleep or half sleep while watching the movie*


MT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSS MATHEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW RIGHT THERE KEEP GOIN BABY AHHHHHH


*Bey and Jay both jumped up and ran to the hall only find Solo, Nay, Angie,nd Ty Ty already there in shock and disbelief. They all slowly walk to the door and stand there*


Nay: Bey you tell em shut up you the first born im adopted so i can't do it


Everyone: Ya gon head Bey


Bey: Aint that a bitch why I gotta do it thats just fucked up


Nay: Ugh scary ass*beats on the door and yells* AYE THAT IS GROSS Y'ALL OLD WE TRYNNA LIVE OUT HERE AND NOT HAVE NIGHTMARES HALF OF US ARE CHILDREN YA KNOW


*everyone took off when I got quiet and they heard footsteps nearing the door, they all ran back to media room and acted like nothin happened when Mama Tina came in the room. They all played sleep til she started yelling*


MT: I KNOW ALL Y'ALL AINT SLEEP WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT BEATING ON MY DOOR WHILE I WAS GETTIN MY BACK BLOWN OUT


*nobody moved a muscle*


Mt: I KNOW Y'ALL HEAR ME 


Mat: *comes in* Babe come on back I'm missing you don't wory bout them its about us now come on and put it back on me


Solo:*jumps up* ok you know what that is disgusting I'm out of here


Nay: Bet aye Jay, Bey can we crash at y'all place? 


Bey: Ya babe lets all go there cuz no one will be able to sleep 


Jay: Ya thats cool y'all lets roll


*everyone gets up and packs some clothes and everyone heads out to Jay house. Mama Tina and Mathew went back to doin what they was doin. They arrive at Jay's house it was only Solo, Alan, Nay and Julez Angie and Ty Ty went home. It was only 9:45 and everyone was wide awake except Julez who fell asleep on the way there. So Solo put him in his room there and went back to chill with everyone*


Nay: So I'm not tired at all


Bey: Me either what y'all wanna do 


Nay: Man I can surely use some liquor to ease my mind


Jay: I like your thinkin well you know where the liquor room is lets all get loose


*Jay had just about the same amount of liquor as "Specs" in his room. He had 
an actual room full of liquor and everyone was downing bottles of Vodka, Alize, Ciroc, Cognac, rum and coke, Whiskey, Hypnotiq, Patron, Everythng you could think of to drink Jay had it. Solo had a dime sac of weed so everybody was smoking, drinkin and chillin, they turned on the music and was havin a good time. Bey who can't hold liquor was in the middle of the floor dancing. Solo was making out wit Alan and they took it to their room. It was only Bey, Nay nd Jay. Nay was sippin on some Hypnotiq and a little buzzed when Bey came over*


Bey: Nayyyyyyyyyyyyy 


Nay: Dam you gone aye bro you gettin busy tonight huh


Jay: You already know


Bey: Nayy dance with me 


Nay: You mean Jay right bro get yo wife she on that other shit


Jay: *laughs, walks over to grab Bey*


Bey: NOOOO*kisses Nay*

NEXT UPDATE SOON!!!!!!!!!

Never Catch a Break pt. 3

BEY KILLED REVEL OH WELL I AINT GO SO EVERYBODY THAT WENT IRDC BOUT YOU ANYMORE THANKS

LAST TIME.......................




Ang: Yes why are y'all here

Solo: Its a long story

Ty: Spill it

Ang: Ya nd plus y'all can't make bail either

Solo: Seriously fuck well we was chillin at Bey house when Nay got a message and well basically them bitch's at Julez school had my baby sitting outside in the cold and rain. So we ran out the house Bey nd Jay still in short nd muscle shirts Bey aint have no shoes on and jay had on slides and all of us whooped the teachers and principles ass and they called the cops on us and I still wanna beat her ass some more but I think she dead or really crippled either way we beat her ass 


AND NOW PT. 3
Ang: Are you serious oh hell to the naw 


Ty: Thats fucked 


Solo: yes so i did what any same mother would do i tried to kill them hoes me bey nd nay nd the principle is a man so he stepped in and hit bey so jay threw him across the room and whooped his ass its was crazy i had the teacher nd the asst principle jumped in and nay hit her then like her secretary which is also her niece was about to jump in when bey ran and tagged that hoe its alot more than that though


Ty: where was julez at


Solo: right there he saw it all and bow that i think about it i hate he did but i wasnt gonna let shit go down like that u know how I am about my son, dont fuck wit him unless u wanna fuck wit me


Ang: so true


Solo: yes it is


Ty: where is he now


Solo: with a friend they keepin him til i get out


Ang: ima go get him he prolly scared shitless


Solo: ok thats fine


Baliff:times up


Solo: alright well i guess we gon see yall tomorrow then cuz wait y jay not gettin out


Ty: they said he had a fight too


Solo: damn seriously somebody prolly disrespected him


Ang:mmhmm had too


Solo:well bye see yall tomorrow


Ang,Ty: bye hun


* they escort solo back to her cell while walkin back Nay nd Bey are against their window wondering what happen an why she goin back in instead of them bein let out. As they close her cell and walk off*


Bey: wat happen why we not gettin out


 Solo:we cant post bail cuz we had that fight and we gotta see the judge in the morning


Bey:Damn


Nay:well if that aint a fat bitch who jus ran outta curly fries i be got damn


Solo: ya shits crazy i think we all need to go to counseling


Nay:shut the fuck up u watch too much oprah


Bey: wat about Jay


Solo: oh ya he cant post either he had a fight too


Bey: ARE U FUCKIN SERIOUS UGH!!!! WHAT NEXT


SOLO:We wait


Nay: aye bey do like Pac said and keep ya head up


Bey thanks nay


Nay: no problem id give u shoulder but its a wall in between us so u shit outta luck


Bey:whatever


Solo: man im hungry


Nay: ya man wat time is it nd when we go to court *beats on window* aye officer when we go to court


Off: in the morning


Nay: Can I get a time please


Off: The time that the judge arrives and things get started y'all will see the judge


Bey: You ain't gotta be rude about it


Off: Oh I'm sorry Beyonce did I forget to kiss your ass just like everybody else


Bey: Rude *goes and sits back down*


Solo: You aint have to talk to her like that all she did was ask a question I swear man oooww *walks away from the window* yall lucky we aint in the streets


*they all sit against the wall and jus chill eventually they all ended up dozing off except Bey she was up her mind was racing and sleep was not happening for her*


Bey:*as I sit here in this cell it feels jus like hell. On my right there's Solo my sister my best friend the one who is there til the end. She got my back and I got hers. Even though we fight like cats and dogs i will never turn my back on her. Then on my left its Nay her nd solo are twins i mean they act jus alike ob difference Nay is a little bit more wild nah they the same just about. She has proved to us she ride or die type and she not afraid to be herself . Most people meet us and forget we're humans an treat us like God's but not her she keeps it real no matter what and doesn't sugar coat anything and I love that about her. She cool as the other side of the pillow although sometimes she is a bit bipolar and goes off the wall but all in all she one of the ones I cut for. Then there's Jay God what did he do now why can't he get out ugh this is too much at least we all in here together so thats makes me feel a lil bit better WAIT! what type of shit is this happy we all here together aw hell naw Beyonce wake tf up y'all in jail yo rep is on the line what will yo fans say oh wait i really dont care cuz this was for my family nobody messes with Daniel Julez J. Smith Jr. I know that for a fact so all in all this is crazy but it was for a good cause and all my fans will know when it comes to my family don't fuck with them. *sits her head back against the wall* Dear God, I thank you for all you have done for my family and I and I pray that you continue to bless us. I pray that all the charges will be dropped and we all will get out of here safely. I ask in Jesus name Amen*


*As Beyonce finished praying she balled herself in the corner silently singing Smokie Norfuls "I need you now" and fell asleep. As she sleeps Jay's friend Ty Ty and Kanye comes and miraculously Jay is released on bond. He goes to the women's side of the jail to get Bey, Solo and Nay who have all fallen asleep and have no idea what was goin on. All the while they were in jail no one knew what was really going on outside. Jay was able to bond them out. The guard unlocked Nay's cell first*


Nay: *sleep jumps up to them beating on the dam wall* MAN WTF


Off: TIME TO GO 


Nay *loud* BOUT TIME 


*she walks out and waits for Bey and Solo who were both half sleep but jumped out when Nay yelled and they all got their things and started walking out turned the corner to see Jay , Ty ty and Kanye waiting for them. Bey ran and jumped into Jay's arms, Solo and Nay hugged Ty and Kanye and thanked them for getting them out and they all started walking out(btw they brought extra jackets for everyone) as they walked out they were shocked. ALL THE BEYHIVES HAD CAME TOGETHER OUTSIDE WITH "FREE OUR QUEEN BEY" SIGNS IN PROTEST.. They all went crazy when Bey came out in the rain on Jay's back they all stood there in amazement as Bey thanked them and they all left. They wet back to Bey's house to shower and change. After everyone had changed they ordered pizza and sat around and talked about what happened and Kanye and Ty were shocked*


Ye: So they put lil man out with no jacket or anything


Solo: yes and Nay's friend works there and called immediately and told what was goin on and after she hung up we ran outta there like bats outta hell and went straight to the school I saw my son crying for me and I lost it *just then the door bell rang*


Nay: I'll get it 


*she gets the door and its her friend Rosalyn with Julez along with Ty and Angie*


Julez: LADYBUG!!!!


Nay: JULEZ!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 


*they hug and all of a sudden Solo comes running out of nowhere and grabs Julez they hug and both cry and then Bey runs over and hugs the both of them. After a few secs they all return to the living along with Rosalyn and she tell them what happen and what led to him being put out.


Ros: Well I had to take my break and I went outside to make a phone call and get something from my car thats when I saw him sitting there cold, and crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said his teacher Miss Hick-drake told him to get out of the school because his mommy was a bad mother and his aunt couldn't sing all she was was an industry hoe and that she was stupid for taking her devil worshipping husband back and Julez threw his chair at her and called her a bitch and said she should go to hell and she told him to get out of the school and escorted him out and told him to sit there and wait til someone came for him and she locked the door 


Nay:*furious* AWWW FUCK NAW GOOD JOB JULEZ I WOULD HAVE THREW A DESK AT THE BITCH HEAD


Julez: The desk was too heavy but she pissed me off cuz everybody knows you don't talk about my mommy and auntie


Solo: That's right and why would she do that why did she say that to you Julez


Julez: Cuz this girl was signing "Single Ladies" in class and doing the dance and I said " um that's not how my BB does it so if your gonna do it you have to do it ocrrect cuz Bey always does things correctly" and then Mr. Hicks-Drake got mad and went off


Jay: you mean Miss Hicks-Drake


Julez: No Mr she look like a man 


*everyone dies* 


Bey: Well Julez you were standing up for what's right and your teacher had no right to tell you those things now we know not to piss you off at all we might get a chair at our heads


Nay: Right wait so why didn't the principle do anything


Ros: Cuz the principle doesn't like Beyonce so she felt the same way and I quote late that "spoiled ugly ass brat freeze to death"


Solo: *furious* I HOPE WE KILLED THEM BITCH'S


Nay: ME TOO


Bey: So just because you don't like me you try and kill my innocent nephew you know we are suing right 


Solo: HELL YES


*Angie, Jay, Kanye and Ty are all jus sitting there pissed off til Kanye's phone ring*


Ye: Oh man I wish I could stay but that Kim I gotta go 


Nay: You still with that hoe I feel sorry for yo dick and bank account 


Solo: Dam Nay you mad 


Nay: And for wat we on Julez he aint have to say ha name jus made me even more mad


Jay: *messy* Nay you got a crush on Kanye


*everyone looks at Nay*


Nay:*_* really Jay you gon throw me under the bus like that bro I see how it is 


Bey: Do you 


Nay: FUCK NO!!! HIS EGO TO BIG FOR ME *sits back and plays on her phone*


Solo: Well guess that settles everything bye Ye gon to ya lil hoe I mean Kim


*everyone dies*


Ye: Man she not a hoe


Bey: The fuck she aint how you think she got famous 


Ye: Her dad is an olympian


Everyone: AND!!!!! 


Nay; That aint got shit to do with the fact that she a hoe 


Solo: We aint find out bout that hoe til she fucked Ray J so bam she a hoe end of story goodbye


Ye: Man iight ima just go 


Nay: And take yo defeat with you cuz we winners round here bruh buh bye


*He leaves and eveyone jus stares at Nay*


Nay:*feels everyones eyes one her* OK *still on her phone* ALL YOU BITCH CAN SUCK MY LEFT NUT I DON'T WANT HIM LIKE I SAID IM TOO CLASSY TO GO WITH TRASHY 


Bey: We aint said nothing 


Nay: But I can feel yall lookin at me *changes subject* So who gon call a lawyer so we can sue nd rename Julez's school to " The Knowles Academy"


Solo: I'ma do it first thing in the morning but now I wanna cuddle with my baby boy 


*so everyone chills til Mama Tina comes in the house. She is happy everyone is safe and they tell her what happens Rosalyn and Ty leave and everyone is chilling. Bey and Jay are on one couch Solo and Julez are on the other side, Angie was in the big chair wit Ty Ty and Nay was on the floor playin with her phone. they were all watchin Men In Black 2 when Mama Tina came in with a announcement*


MT: Y'all busy 


*everyone looks at her with the "bitch can't u see we watchin tv stfu face" and she still talks*


MT: Don't look at me like that i will beat each and everyone one of y'all a new ass hole and a new color y'all can look at the movie later but I have to tell y'all all something


Bey: Ok Mama say it 


MT:*sighs* ME AND MATHEW ARE GETTING MARRIED AGAIN!!

*EVERYONE JUMPS UP* OH HELL NAW