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Saturday, October 22, 2011

Full of it

Imma divert my attention away from Bey nd speak on something a lil different jus for a sec. Cyberbullying in amongst on of the highest forms of violence and it is steadily increasing with each rising day. I know many of you have saw the video of "Amber Cole" and there are so many people who are bullying that poor lil girl nd saying things about her and it needs to stop. For one who are you that you can cast judgement upon someone else....nobody thas right. Many of us act like we are perfect not realizing we are imperfect too. True she was wrong for it but what respectable guy will make his gal give him oral head in front of his friends and what friend would sit there nd film it that shit is disgusting as fuck. We need better role models because I have a 15, 10, nd 3 year old at home nd this society that we live in now is horrible i really miss the 90's nd when people had class about the things they do nd when parents controled the household. now it seems that no one cares about anything an thus situations like this happen. I jus pray for her family and that she doesnt kill herself over this incident because it is sick and needs to be handled properly. That is all now back to Bey nd Shawn

We left off with everybody moving to Bey's Island temporarily because Lyndell had a hit out on Bey in which Nay got the whole scoop on. They all arrive nd things get awkward when Shawn shows up.


*They arrive on the island nd its late nd everyone is jet lagged so they all fall asleep. Around noon Nay wakes up  to Bey's hot ass breath again*


Nay: UGH BEYONCE DAM!!!!!!!!!!!


Bey: *laughs* I knew that would wake u up scoot over


Nay: Ugh *moves so Bey can get in the bed wit her*wat do u want


Bey: I miss Shawn


Nay: *rolls over nd puts covers on her face*


Bey: Bitch don't be ignoring me *pulls cover off Nay* 


Nay: wat do u want me to say Bey o I miss him too well I won't 


Bey: I know but he's my husband th (Nay interrupts) Ya that could 
have given u aids 


Bey: I know that much but its been a while since I seen him I 
wonder how he's doin I love him so much 


Nay:Ugh look Giselle  *sits up* ur breath smells like shit but on 
a serious tip Shawn was wrong for that nd should pay but its up 
to you to take him back. I know you still love him I can see it 
in your eyes nd I was the only one who caught on to your tone of 
voice last nite when u asked about him. Now what woman who isn't 
still in love asked about the well being of the man she is still 
in love with 


Bey: Ur right Nay but I hate him


Nay: You bi-polar bitch make up your mind u miss him but u hate 
him wat the hell ugh 


Bey: Nay I love nd hate him rite now nd when he gets here I dont 
know what imma do 


Nay: I DO IMMA MAKE U TWO MAKE UP CUZ YO BI-POLARISM IS RUBBIN OFF ON ME


Bey: Bitch no u didn't u the one bi-polar dont even go there


Nay: Uh huh sure wateva but all I know is do you love him


Bey: Yes


Nay: Do you need him


Bey: Yes 


Nay: Do you wanna hold him 


Bey: Yes


Nay: Squeeze him


Bey: Yes 


Nay: Then you got to got to show a little tenderness(lmfaoo Im a 
dam fool)


Bey: Omg u need help *laughs*


Nay: *laughing* but forreal Bey I'm single so I can't really say 
too much on this but I know that if I were taken this is what I 
would want nd maybe u can take from that but I know that I would give my man a second chance but o he has to earn trust back nd pay for breaking my heart an almost killing me. He's a human he should be forgivin but don't you forget cuz I sure in hell won't jus pray about it nd God will surely let you know what to do. I know you have been talkin to Shawn tell the truth


Bey: *looks away* 


Nay: Told ya 


Bey:*smiles* last time I talked to him was about a month ago he calls nd leaves voicemails saying he's sorry nd still loves me nd writes texts that I don't reply to but lastnite when you told me everything he ran across my mind I wanted to know if he was fine and he was all I could think about nd I dreamed about him too thas y Im up and I would talk to Solo but I dont feel like hearing her mouth cuz u know how she is when she sleep nd you always have good conversation but I really need a shoulder to cry on 


Nay: I'm here Bey I may be young but I'm ready to give you all my 
ears 


Bey: Thas cute imma use it on my next album


Nay: I bet cho ass will too


Bey: Yup


Nay: shakin my butt


Bey: Don't u mean head


Nay: Nope 


Bey: Wow thas new imma use it too 


Nay: Thievin ass always swagger jackin somebody huh


Bey: Hush but I'm hungry 


Nay: Well take yo ass in the kitchen nd get somethin to eat


Bey: I dont feel like it 


Nay: Well yo ass gon be hungry then 


Bey: I miss Shawn


Nay: 0_o


Bey: Wat!!!


Nay: Get out


Bey:*laughs* 


Nay: Get out now Giselle u gettin on my nerves


Bey: *laughs so hard she farts*


Nay: U NASTY BITCH GET OUT NOW 


Bey: *dies*


Nay: U UGH I CAN'T STAND U JUS WAIT IMMA FART IN YO BED TOO RITE 
ON YO PILLOW ND GIVE U PINK EYE 


Bey: *crackin up* 


Nay:U really think this shit funny huh 


Bey: It is *rolling on bed*


Nay: *pushes Bey off bed goes to brush her teeth while Bey is 
still crackin up* At least I can cook so Imma go make myself 
somethin to eat bye


*Bey: *runs nd jumps on Nay's back*make me some too PLEASE!!!!!


Nay: get yo ass off me before I wake up Mama Tina 


MT: I been up *walks out of her room* Bey y u on her back like 
that 


Nay: Cuz she wanna get beat up thats y 


Bey: By who 


Nay: Me 


Bey:*jumps off her back* I wanna see that


Nay: Ok u will be able to see nd feel it too 


Bey: Whatever u can't handle me 


Nay: *laughs* 


Mt: You two are a mess 


Nay: Yes we are Mama Tina what are you doing up did we wake you


MT: No Im hungry 


Nay: Me 2 I was gonna cook something for everybody except Bey 


MT: Y 


Nay: Cuz she farted on me nd woke me up with her dragon breath


MT: Thas rude


Nay: Rite


Mt: Well Bey go brush yo dam mouth nd you to nay then y'all come 
help me in the kitchen 


Nay: I already did 


MT: Well come on lets get to cookin 


*Bey went nd cleaned up then all three of them cooked nd talked 
nd made a really big breakfast with egg, bacon,sausage, pancakes, 
orange juice, apple juice nd Solo woke up to the smell of food nd 
they were all talking and eating an jus having a good time when 
Shawn showed up* 


Bey: OMG Shawn's here 


Nay: TIME FOR ME TO DISAPPEAR


Bey: Me too lets go 


Solo: Me 2


MT: Um No y'all will help me clean up this kitchen before y'all 
do anything 


Nay I told them that 


Solo: Shut up 


Bey: Ugh ok mama fine 


*they start cleaning up and all started walking to the back of 
the house to get changed and hit the beach when Shawn walked thru 
the door with another female*


Nay: Is that another bitch or was I trippin


Bey: OMG it is and here I am missing him and for what he doesnt 
miss me UGH*screams*


Solo: Nay time to cut this bitch huh


Nay: Hell ya 


*Shawn looks around nd only sees Mama Tina in the kitchen sipping 
coffee and playing on her phone*


Shawn: Hey Mama


MT: Hey Shawn *gives him a hug*


Shawn: How have you been 


MT: Great an you are too as from what I can see


Shawn: O this is Antoinette my new assistant 


MT: O ok *in the back of her mind thinking ya rite*


Shawn: Where is Bey is she alrite
MT: Bey Solo n Nay are running around here being crazy I think 
they are goin to the beach their in the back gettin changed 


Shawn: Ok *starts to walk towards the back of the house*


MT: I don't think its a good idea to go back there knowing them 
three ur probably gonna walk into a war zone 


Shawn: O y u say that 


MT: Cuz of your friend 


Shawn: O ugh alright well we will take this side of the house 
since I paid for it nd stay clear of them til whenever 


*jus then Nay came out of the back*Mama Tina


MT: In here sweety


Nay: O hey u not comin to the beach with us 


MT: Ya i'll be down in a lil bit 


Nay: Ok cool we will


*looks at Shawn, smiles nd waves* Hi Shawn 


Shawn:*shocked* Hi Nay Nay 


Nay: *gives him a hug* We've missed u big bro 


Shawn: Missed y'all to 


Nay: Who is this lovely lady


Shawn: My new assistant Antoinette 


Nay: O Hi I'm Renay but everybody calls me Nay or Nay Nay I'm the 
adopted one


Ant:O Hi 


Shawn: Ya Bey n Solo adopted her into the fam she is cool people's til u make her mad then its pure madness


Nay: Well bye now my sisters are waiting on me 


Mt: Ok I'll be out in a few 


*Nay goes to the back ware Bey nd Solo are waiting for her at the 
door, they heard everything*


Nay: Beyonce u owe me cuz I hugged him nd was nice to him 


Bey: Nay u rock I will do anything for you u know I love you 


Nay: Ya wateva but anyway that girl is Antoinette his new 
assistant 


Bey: Y she have to come with him here this is my island not a 
free land its called Bey's land which means u have to go thru Bey 
to get on it 


Nay: Well i guess he figured he bought it so he can bring whom 
ever 


Bey: Ugh 


Nay: Look lets get in the water so u can pretend to be a whale nd get over things 


Solo: *bursts out laughing* hahahaahaahahaha a whale hahahaahahahaa


Bey: Bitch *chases Nay*
Nay: *runs out of the room to Mama Tina* Maaaamaaaa she trying to kill me *Nay runs to the beach with Solo n Bey following*


MT: Those are my kids o well 


*Nay,Bey nd Solo go have fun on the beach tryin to drown each other, after a while Mama Tina came nd they all enjoyed themselves an when they got out they showered nd all helped make dinner (in case some of you are wondering how they got food they have it delivered before they get there and they have people come to take care of the house while their away) the girls all sit an watch tv nd get closer an pick on each other mostly Nay. They enjoy watching Law Abiding Citizen nd a couple of other movies nd all have a slumber party in the Queen Palace (Bey's room basically)*


Bey: Omg I couldnt have done this with out you guys thank you soo much 


Solo: Ur welcome


Nay: No prob Bob


*Solo goes to call and check on Julez while Nay nd Bey jus lay in bed nd watch tv. Mama Tina had already retired to her room nd was currently busy with her boytoy whom she had brought along (sick)*


Solo: julez mommy missed you 


Julez: I miss you too mommy when are you coming back  


Solo: I really don't know yet we are in danger an until the bad 
guy is captured I have to stay here 


Julez: Can I come?


Solo: Sorry baby not this time but I promise when I get back we 
will do anything you want 


Julez: Cool I miss you mommy and I love you 


Solo: I miss nd love you too 


Julez: We bout to go eat mommy I will talk to you tomorrow 


Solo: Ok bye love you 


Julez: Love you too


*Solo goes back with Bey n Nay nd lies on the bed*


Solo: Ugh y did I have to let Julez stay with his daddy I miss my baby 


Bey: We all do but his safety is more important right


Solo: Yes


Nay: I know how u feel I miss my baby too well god baby that is


Solo: Dora ya I miss ha too




Bey: Yes she is too cute 


Nay: Thanks


*they all chit chat nd fall asleep. In the middle of the nite Nay gets up to go to the bathroom nd accidentally wakes Bey up they both use the bathroom nd on their way back to sleep they hear a noise comin from the kitchen. They tip toe down the hall to find Shawn nd Antoinette in the kitchen*


Ant: This house is really beautiful


Shawn: Thanks I wish you could have met Bey but she will come around 


Ant: And if she don't 


Shawn: Well she will I hope I really messed up 


Ant: O well what did u do if u dont mind me asking


Shawn: Jus know it was bad I didn't mean too 


Ant: O well I'm here if u need it 


Shawn: Thanks


Nay: *whispers to Bey* Dam he really has changed 


Bey: Yes I think I really do want him back


Nay: I'm here either way you know that 


Bey: Thanks sis 


*jus as  Bey was bout to walk all the way into the kitchen Shawn grabbed Antoinette nd kissed her*


NAY & BEY*LOUDLY* O HELL NAW 

Friday, October 14, 2011

Love/hate

SMH WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEAVE GISELLE ALONE DAM LET HA BE PREGNANT PEOPLE DAM WHEN YALL GOT PREGNANT THE WORLD DIDNT SAY ANYTHIN BUT SHE GETS PREGNANT O SHE GOTTA BE FAKING IT SMGDH FUCK THE MEDIA ND IM DONE

Well we left off with Nay, Bey n Solo at the club cuz Solo had to dj. When she was done everybody was still hanging nd Nay went to the bathroom nd came back nd told them that they immediately had to leave.


Bey: Renay if u dont tell us y we had to leave we gon have a problem


Nay: Cuz I started my period there ya happy dam (lyin)


Solo & Bey: Oh 


Nay: Ya nd i'm cramping really bad so I wanna shower nd eat 


Bey: Ya me too 


Solo: Me 3 I miss my Julez 


Nay: Ya we all do he is the coolest kid ever


Bey: Sure is 


*they all sit in the back of the Bach nd chill while Nay stares out the window knowing 
that eventually she was gonna have to tell Bey what she saw in the club*


Bey: Nay y u so quiet


Nay: Huh O cuz when I start my cycle I get quiet nd jus wanna chill (lyin)


Bey: O ok well we'll be home in a bit jus lay back nd chill then u see Solo half sleep 


Nay: Rite *laughs*


*they arrive home in total silence nd Nay goes to her room  takes a shower nd starts 
talking to herself (I aint crazy but u know how u gotta gather ur thoughts before u tell 
someone some bad news) while Bey nd Solo go hop in showers. They all get done 
around the same time get on some comfy pj's on they eat nd watch Martin dvd's all 
nite. Bey falls asleep first nd Nay n Solo stay up talkin*


Solo: Nay 


Nay: huh?


Solo: Wats really goin on


Nay: What u mean 


Solo: U not on yo period cuz u had it last week wit me 


Nay:*stunned*


Solo: Ya so what happen at the club


Nay: We need to wake Bey up nd leave now 


Solo: Y explain please whose ass I gotta whoop


Nay: Well I went to the bathroom nd those two women who we beat up at the nail salon 
was there nd one of em said Lyndell put a hit out on Bey nd that he was gon pay them 
to whoop Bey's ass but not kill her then the other one was like no imma kill that bitch 
nd Solange nd the other one that was with them. They aint see me come in nor leave so 
thas y I came out in a rush nd we had to jet 


Solo: O SHIT Y U AINT SAY NOTHIN 


Nay: Cuz I had someone keepin me informed on if he was forreal or not  but we need to 
dip like now jus to be safe ya feel me they jus told me to get out of town its the best 
thing to do nd they will set him up to be taken down


Solo: Iight lets go get Bey nd tell her imma pack our stuff


Nay: BEYONCE!!!!!!!*runs into Bey's room*Bey we gotta go now 


Bey: What y I jus laid down 


Nay: Cuz there is a hit out on u from Lyndell I found out I'll explain everything on the way to the airport call Mama nd tell her we comin to get her 


*Bey got up nd did wat she was told nd in 7 mins they were out of the house alarm set 
nd Mama Tina was waiting on them when they drove up she hopped in the car nd they 
caught the S. Carter to Bey's Island. On the way Nay explained everything to them*


Nay: Ok this is what I got Lyndell was never killed it was another guy that looks like him 
he's been watchin Bey nd that girl at the nail salon was a set up nd at the club it was 
suppose to go down if u came to the restroom but luckily I went in nd heard them nd 
got u out of there in time. Then my informant told me they was lookin for u at the club 
nd they are goin to keep close surveillance on him nd the bugged his phone nd the 
girls phone too they dont know where we are nd its best if we got out of town fast cuz 
all of us are on that list


Bey: Y didn't u tell me this earlier


Nay: Cuz I didnt have all the details nd my informant was textin me giving me orders of 
wat to do nd after u went to sleep is when he was like its best that we all disappear for a 
while


Bey: O Wait what about Shawn 


Nay: He's gonna meet us there


Solo: And Julez what about my baby


Nay: He is protected they sent a unit to tell Daniel what's goin on nd Lyndell doesn't 
know where Julez is and they are gonna keep it that way


Solo: Ok


Bey: Dam Nay what are u some FBI Agent 


Nay: Um no but I have connects nd they keep me informed especially when it comes to 
you guys


Bey: Wow I really feel safe u should be my body guard 


Nay: HELL NO 


Bey: Y 


Nay: Cuz ur breath smells like boiled bologne


Solo: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA this is not a laughin matter but u always 
got me laughing Nay boogie


Bey: Ugh Nay please


Nay: Ugh Bey NOOOO!!!!!!


Bey:*pouts* 


Nay: U got Julius 


Bey: Ya I do but still want you


Nay: Well people in hell want ice water can't help u there buddy I'm goin to Hollywood 
thank u 


Bey: Fine Nay u do have ur own dreams 


Nay: Right 


*they all sit nd talk nd they arrive on Bey Land nd everyone is chill nd laid back when 
Shawn came nd shit got awkward*

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Aint that a Bitch

It's been a min but Im backup in it gotta keep y'all up wit the drama. my aunt passed so we buried her I got swamped wit school work nd my lil girl was rushed to the e.r. she's fine now nd I jus found out that I'm gonna be an auntie not to happy but thas whats been goin on. Now lets see how this ish plays out.

We left off with Bey, Nay, nd Solo acting an ass in Wal-Mart. Bey finally bought Nay her Ipad that she's been promising her nd they were jus getting random useless things when they turn the corner to see Lyndell.(now if most of u was payin attention to my blog u would kow Lyndell was dead or was he)

Lyn: Well well well if it isn't BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES
Solo: aint u dead how tf u back u aint Jesus
Lyn: I was never dead the guy who they found looks like me but it wasn't I slipped away nd been in hiding eversince but now i'm back
Nay: AWWW HELL LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER ASS WHOOPIN
Solo: HELL YA THIS TIME WE GON MAKE SURE U DON'T MAKE IT OUT ALIVE
Bey: NO!!! Lets go y'all He won't ruin our night
Nay & Solo: U SURE BEY
Bey: Yes
*they leave nd go home Nay nd Solo are silent cuz they themselves are still in shock nd is wondering what Bey has in mind*
Nay: So Bey what are we gonna do about him?
Bey: We can't keep runnin from him its time to fight fire with fire but not tonite tomorrow lets party some more
*Nay nd Solo both look at each other like this bitch is crazy nd shrug it off n the pop bottles nd party til 7 a.m. then all crash in Bey's King size bed layin every which way. Nay wakes up nd goes to the bathroom n Bey gets up after her then Solo then they all go rite back to sleep in the same position. They all start to wake up about 3 p.m. nd jus sit in bed*
Bey: *yawns in Nay's face*
Nay: *jumps out of her sleep* BEYONCE U JUS BURNED MY FUCKIN EYEBROWS OFF WIT YO DRAGON BREATH GOT DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FACE IS ON FIRE(now yall know Bey got some bad breath jus to be honest lmfao that shit can start a fire)
Solo:*still dead sleep bursts out laughing*Nay u a fuckin fool hahahahahahahahah
Bey: OOPS *giggles* my bad
Nay: Got dam Bey u wrong fa dat u hot breath bastard go brush yo teeth 3 times nd gargle 6 times wit bleach thas nasty
Bey: Shut up
Solo: *dyin on the bed* Nay u need help
Nay: No Bey does thas y she can't use the same mic twice hell she done burned through the electrical cords from her hot ass breath
Bey: U wrong fa dat *laughs*
Nay: No u wrong for blowin yo breath in my face like that smell like the whole NBA took a shit in yo mouth last nite
Solo: *crackin up* RENAY SHUT YO ASS UP I AINT BOUT TO PLAY WIT U THIS MORNIN
Nay: Blame Bey hell
Bey: *gets in Nay's face* awww Nay is it that bad *blows breath again*
Nay: U bitch *pushes Bey nd leaves the room*
Bey:*laughs* U the bitch u sour patch hoe
Nay:*turns around* FYI I hate sour patch's u cunt bucket bitch
Solo: *dies* HAHAHAHAAHAAH
Bey: Ugh u ...u..
Nay: U wat? Wat u gotta say dragon breath nd go pick up yo weave off the floor
Solo: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bey: Shut up
Nay: O u mad wit cha none cookin ass
Bey: Whateva
Nay: O so u mad forreal
Bey: *goes to pick up her weave* I gotta clean up nd yall gon help me
Nay: Duh thas only fair
Bey: Good then we can eat
Nay: But u not cookin rite
Bey: Shut up
Solo: *laughs*
*they clean then Nay nd Solo cook nd teach Bey some things in the kitchen. Then they all watched tv til about 7 then they decided to go out to the club ware Solo had to Dj. They get dressed nd leave at about 9 nd they are having a good time*
Nay: THIS MY SHIT RITE HERE
Bey: HELL YA FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK OUT HERE
Nay: YA MOSES KEPT U IN THE HOUSE LOCKED UP ALL THE TIME SO U DON FAGOT WHAT ITS LIKE TO PARTY FREELY
Bey: U ARE SO RITE *high five*
*when Solo's gig is up they stay a lil longer to party some more then Nay goes to the restroom but runs back nd grabs Bey nd Solo  nd the leave immediately*
Bey:*in the car* Y are we leaving
Nay:Um
Solo: Um what
Nay: CUZ............