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We ended with Bey and Jay meeting up with the Obamas at a club called the "Playground". It was a swingers club, they went to the vip section to see President and First Lady Obama and ended up back at the President's suite. While Jay was gettin some from the First Lady Bey was stripping for Barack. Jay happened to look over and see Barack touching Bey and getting jealous. Bey nd Jay locked eyes and both said at the said at the same time:


BOTH: STOP THIS CAN'T GO ON ANYMORE


*everyone stops and Bey and Jay both look at each other*


Michelle: What whats goin on we haven't even ordered drinks yet and nothin has happen


Bey: I know where this is goin and we can't get down like this


Jay: Ya baby lets go as much as I respect you Mr. President I can't let no other man touch my wife that's not happening


*Bey and Jay both envisioned the same thing happening in the hotel room and when they locked eyes they came back to reality and were still sitting in the club with the Obamas*


Barack: I understand what you mean jus don't tell nobody about this ok


Michelle: Yes please we don't need this leaking to the press at all


Bey: Trust me we won't


*They got up and left*


Jay: *walking behind Bey and holding her* Bey


Bey: Huh


Jay: I love you


Bey: Awe I love you more


Jay: You know I'm jealous


Bey: Of what


Jay: You


Bey:*looks confused* Um y


Jay: Cuz your gorgeous and I seen how he was looking at you and then when we said we're not down for all this the look on his face was pitiful  but Michelle seemed relieved a little although she didn't show it too much


Bey: Thanks for the compliment baby but I don't really care about another man wanting me I only want you inside of me and I don't wanna risk getting pregnant by any other man but you


*that really made Jay's night*


Jay:*to himself* Dam this woman is def the best woman on earth although I nearly fucked that up last nite she forgave me never will I hurt her *thoughts interrupted* Jay...Jay


Jay: Huh sorry Bey I was thinking


Bey: It's cool I miss Julez


Jay: Well that was random


Bey: I know but I do lets fly him out Solo said Daniel was thinking about bringing him this way lets jus fly them both out here


Jay: Ok thats cool when though


Bey: It'll take about two days


Jay: Ok well when we get back it's still daylight over there we'll call em up and tell


Bey: Ok thanks babe


Jay: Ur welcome i love you


Bey: I love you too


Jay: But I RRREEEAAALLLLLYYYYYY LOVE YOUU BEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!


Bey:*giggles*I REALLY LOVE YOU TOOO BABY


Jay: *smiles* I can't wait to get you home


Bey: mmm I can't wait either


Jay:*smiles harder*


*they continue to walk home giggling and caking*Meanwhile back in the states with Solo and her new fiance Alan*


Solo: babe come on we gotta meet mama and nem at the restaurant will u hurry


Alan: *coming out the bathroom* Dam can I pee in peace


Solo: No now come on


Alan: Ok babe here I come


*they left and went out to lunch with Mama Tina the whole time Julez was acting a fool cuz he wanted to get home and play his game*


Julez: Mommy can we go now please!!!!


Solo: No we jus got here now shut up before your mom mom gets you


julez: *under his breath* I don't care I'm not scared of her


*mama tina heard him*


MT: DANIEL JULEZ J. SMITH JR. WHAT DID YOU JUS SAY


Julez" *shocked she heard him and thinks of a lie* Huh nothin mom mom
MT: Don't lie to me boy I heard you and you know what yo lil ass is mine when we get home


Julez: *feels sick to his stomach* NOOO MOM MOM PLEASE NOOOOO I'M SORRY
MT: Oh damn well should have thought about before you got smart lil smart ass boy you get it from yo mama


Solo:*not really payin attention to what was goin on* Ugh how I get dragged into this


MT: Cuz he got this smart ass attitude from yo ass


Solo: Oh well I got mines from you though


Mt: Shut up lets jus drop and eat cuz I'm starving and I got a lil dessert to tend to later


Solo & Alan: WHAT???


MT: What don't look like that I got a date in a little while jus cuz I'm old don't mean I can't get none ( GROSS)


Solo: Suddenly I'm sick but anyway mama we have somethin to tell you


MT: You not pregnant again are you


Solo: MAAA!!!!! NOOOO


MT: Oh I was bout to say but what is it


Solo: *hesitates and looks at Alan and he grabs her hand* WE'RE GETTING MARRIED


MT: OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW ITS ABOUT DAM TIME


Solo: I know I'm so happy I haven't told Bey yet


MT: Well you betta call and tell ha


Solo: You know what I am *pulls out phone* Well guess I wont have to call ha cuz she callin me *answers phone* HEYY THUUUU HOW'S PARIS


Bey: HEY PIGGY ITS GREAT HOW EVERYTHING THERE


Solo: It's all good here I got some good news


Bey: Well hurry up and tell me hell


Solo: ME AND ALAN ARE GETTING MARRIED


Bey: *screams with excitment*


Jay:*jumps and runs out the bathroom* BABE WHAT WRONG WHY YOU SCREAMIN


Bey:SOLO GETTIN MARRIED


Jay: *looks at Bey like she got shit on ha forehead* SO YO ASS SCREAMIN LIKE THAT SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF ME CU SHE GETTIN MARRIED GIRL I THOUGHT SOMETHIN BAD HAPPENED


Bey: *laughs* sorry babe


Solo: What he say


Bey: Girl he thought somethin bad happen cuz of the way I was screaming but I'm so happy for you its about time


Solo: Shut up we only been together for 3 years hell unlike y'all who was together for 7 before they got married


Bey: Shut up you know I was working on my career and other things we both werent ready but we did now shut up


Solo: Whatever but what were you calling for


Bey: Glad you said somethin I wanna fly Julez out here I miss my baby


Solo Girl its funny cuz Daniel bitch ass said he wanna go there to but when you talkin bout sending for him


Bey: Today or tomorrow


Solo: Good ok well I'll pack his stuff and tell his sperm donor


Bey: Bwahhahahahahahahah you a fool I swear I'll buy his ticket in a few mins and fax it to you


Solo: Ok that'll be fine we bout to go home anyways


Bey: Ok well talk to you in a lil while


Jay:*yelling from the background* NO SHE WON'T


Solo: Oooowww Bey finna get some nookie


Bey: Shhhh girl I'm bout to get my nephew's ticket


Jay:We'll see about that


Bey: Jay shut up bye Solo


*they hang up*


Bey: Jay you a mess let me buy his ticket first


Jay: *walks up and passionately kisses Bey* but I wanna buy a ticket to your playland 


Bey: *turned on by his kisses* Jay *moans* pleaseeee Jayyyy stopppp *breaks away* Babe I promise in a few mins I gotta get him settled first then we can finish I promise gimme 10 mins


Jay:*pouts* Aww man okay but hurry up please I need you now gurl 


Bey: Ok Jay dang calm down u big baby


*Bey gets on her laptop and buys Julez ticket she calls Solo back to give her the details on the flight and they get everything squared away unfortunately they took longer than ten minutes*


Jay: BEYYYYYYYYYYYYY*whining*


Bey: OMG WAT!!!!!!


Jay: COME ON 


Bey: *getting pissed off* DAMN CAN'T YOU SEE IM BUSY TRYING TO GET THINGS DONE U A GROWN MAN CAN'T U WAIT 


Jay: DON'T TELL ME BOUT WAITING U PROMISED


Bey*still on the phone* Solo you got everything


Solo: Ya go handle yo man 
Bey: Oh I'm about to I'll talk to you later


Solo: Ok bye


Bey: bye*turns to Jay* ARE FUCKING SERIOUS YOU COULDN'T WAIT AN FEW MORE MINS U JUS LET YO DICK RUN YO BRAIN 


Jay: NO BUT WHEN A MAN  NEEDS HIS WOMAN SHE IS SUPPOSE TO DO WHATEVER HE SAYS 


Bey: *pissed off* WHO THE FUCK U THINK YOU TALKIN TO YOU *gets in his face* 


Jay: MY BITCH THATS WHO IM TALKING TO 


Bey: *SLAPPPPPP she slappped the hot piss out of him*


Jay:*furious and fire in his eyes BAM* HE HIT BEYONCE IN THE FACE AND SHE FLEW ACROSS THE ROOM