THE SECRET OF TWO

THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD I PROMISE Y'ALL GON BE SURPRISED JUS KNOW THAT =D

We ended with Jay, Bey nd Kanye packing to leave for Paris to work on Jay and Kanye's new album

*they been in Paris for a month and both Bey and Jay have new projects goin Bey is in the midst of releasing her first perfume "Heat" while Jay is making #1 hits with Kanye. After a long day working*

Bey:*phone rings* Looks at who tf is callin me private *answers ghetto* HELLO WHO IS THIS

Man: IS THIS BEYONCE KNOWLES CARTER

Bey: WHO TF WANTS TO KNOW

Man: DONT WORRY ABOUT IT I WAS TOLD YOU U GOT A BIG OL ASS ND FAT PUSSY
(EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CANT BELIEVE I JUS PUT THAT SHIT *throws up*JUS GROSS BUT MOVING ALONG)

Bey: *disgusted* LOOK IM ABOUT TO HANG THIS FUCKIN PHONE UP IF U DONT TELL ME WHO YOU ARE KNOW WHAT BETTER YET IMMA GET MY HUSBAND TO COME FOR THAT ASS *calls Jay* JAY!!!!!*no response, calls him again* JAYYYY!!!! WARE THE HELL ARE YOU

Man: OH I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA BE ABLE TO SAVE LIL OLE BEYONCE TONITE *evil laugh*

*all of a sudden the lights go off in the house and Bey is scared shitless, so she finds her way to the closet to try nd hide*

Bey: *trembling* W...W..What do you want?

Man: *silence* YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* then the lights come back on and there is a 6 foot man standing in Bey's face with a scream mask on and Bey's runs like hell but like the dumb ass white women in the movie she falls and he grabs her*

Bey: *kicking and screaming for Jay* HELP PLEASE DONT KILL ME HELP ME PLEASE OMG SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE

*laughing uncontrollable Jay finally takes off the mask nd Bey is furious*

BEY: FUCK YOU SHAWN COREY CARTER I FUCKING HATE YOU UGH *storms out*

Jay: still cracking up on the floor (kmsl omfg that is the greatest prank to ever play on somebody especially Beyonce) Bey, babe *still laughing, he finally gets up to go find Bey* BEYONCE WARE YOU AT GIRL I WAS JUS PLAYIN YOU KOW I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU *outta know ware SLAP!!!!!!!Bey slapped the shit out of Jay he fell to the floor holding his face*

Bey: I HATE YOU I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE ND YOU THINK ITS FUNNY

Jay: *no response*

Bey: NOW YOU SEE HOW I FEEL *she goes to her room SLAM!!! THE DOOR SHUT*

*Jay got up off the floor and left the house while Bey went back to watchin Jersey Shore. Bey falls asleep and wakes up a few hours later to a text from Jay*

Jay: Hey Bey I did not mean any harm in what I did to you I jus wanted to mess with you I hope you can forgive me I love you so much that I can't breathe sending you this text I want to hold you in my arms at this very moment. I was wrong and I've learned my lesson I hope you can forgive me look outside the window
*Bey goes out side Jay has "I LOVE YOU BEYONCE" written in rose petals across the lawn and Bey gets teary eyed too*

Bey: Awe Jay I love you too and yes baby I accept your apology

Jay: Can I come and hold you close its starting to rain again

Bey: I was gettin ready to ask you the same thing of course you can baby anytime

*Jay quickly made his way back in the house and back in Bey's arms when he walked in the room Bey was still standing outside looking at what Jay had made she wipes her tears away as Jay walks up behind her and holds her*

Bey: I love you so much Jay I don't hate you but I really thought I was gonna die tonight that really hurt me

Jay: Bey I will never do anything like that ever again to scare I promise

Bey: Seriously

Jay: Seriously

*they stand there for a lil while longer with the rain falling and getting soaked*

Bey: Lets make a baby

Jay: Now

Bey: Yes I want a mini me or you either way I want the world to feel nd share in our love for one another

*with that Bey turned and passionately kissed Jay, he grabbed her ass and they started makin out on the balcony. Jay takes all of Bey's clothes off and goes down and starts to work his magic on her kitty with his tongue. With the rain falling on both of them the ecstasy between them is getting hotter and hotter with ever second. Jay eats from Bey's buffet of kitty ale mode and Bey's cums*

Bey: *coming down off her high*Jay that felt so good rain does make everything all better

*Jay doesn't say a word he jus kisses her lips slowly savoring every kiss likes its their last, he finally takes off all of his clothing and stares at Bey in amazement*

Bey: What Jay what is it?

Jay: I love you so much and staring at you I can't believe your all mine

Bey: Awwww babe

Jay: I'm serious and now you want to bear my child I am so happy and full of joy and only you and God can create this feeling for me I love you and promise never to go a day without telling you that

Bey: I love you more baby I love you more

*with all that being said Jay slowly and carefully inserted his jr into Bey's awaiting kitty and they made love in the rain all night long. With him on top, then they switch to bey on top and somehow they made their way inside to the bed where they both collapsed and the first sight of sunlight and slept all morning.

Bey: *waking up to Jay watching her sleep, smiles and kisses Jay's lips*( yuck dragon breath) morning baby

Jay: *smiles back* morning beautiful how'd you sleep

Bey: great cradled in my babies arm

Jay: *smiles* did you know when you sleep you get more and more beautiful

Bey:*blushing*

Jay: Your so cute when you blush too

Bey: *blushes harder* Jay stop please

Jay: I can't help it baby your gorgeous I only see God's work every time I look at you (AWWWW)

Bey: *starts to tear up*(as usual smh) babe you say some of the nicest things

Jay: Thas cuz I mean them baby and I don't wanna lose you ever

Bey: *kisses Jay again* (k im gettin a lil sick wit all the kissin nd no one has brushed a single tooth in they mouths)

Jay: Damn Bey your kisses are sweeter in the morning (SICK!!!!!!!!!!)

Bey: *smiles* and so are yours
*they lay in bed being all lovey dovey for a while and finally decide to go out. So they shower and get dress grab a late lunch but early dinner and cruise the streets of Paris. They didnt have any body guard because people didnt recognize them. Bey had on some jeans from Dereon and a Roca Wear shirt with J's for a damn change, and Jay came out in a Roca Wear shit nd Sean Jean jeans and some J's they were actually alike cute huh. They walked past this club and it was secluded*

Bey: *looking at Jay* You up for an adventure

Jay: Hell ya lets do it

*The sign on the club said "The Playground" Adults only for couples and people looking to have fun*

Bey: I think Imma like this

Jay: Oh ya me too

*they walk in and nobody noticed them*

Waiter: Hi I'm Holly have you been here before?

Bey: No we haven't

Holly: Ok well jus have a seat and I'll get a menu of what to do here

Jay: Ok thanks do y'all have a vip section

Holly: Yes would you like to rent it out we have one couple there already they're really rich people I think he's the president of somethin i can't remember but they're a black couple like you guys so y'all should have fun  together

Bey:0_o oh ok well lets go then

*Holly shows them to the vip section and to their surprise the black couple turns out to be some very rich friends*

Bey: MICHELLE!!!!

Michelle: BEYONCE OMG HEY!!!!!! WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING HERE

Bey: We were looking for somethin fun and spontaneous to do and stumbles across this place

Michelle: Omg we were looking for another couple to have fun with and here you are

Jay: Well hey what can we say small world

Barack: I'll say have a seat

*they all sit down and order drinks and chit chat*

Michelle: I hardly didnt even recognize you without you heels and make up

Bey: I know I'm glad it gets hard always being seen

Barack: I know what you mean so do you guys know what this is have you ever done this before

Jay: It's a club right I've been to plenty of them I own one remember

Barack: This isn't jus any club its a swingers club thats why its couples only

Bey & Jay:0-O WTF!!!!!!! SWINGERS WE AREN'T SWINGERS

Michelle: Well we weren't until a friend of mine invited us and blew our mind away and now our marriage is stronger than ever and helps running that fucked up ass country

Jay: Babe if you want to leave we can

Bey: We need too talk excuse us a moment

*they walk away to talk*

Bey: I didn't know this was that type of club I don't want any body else in me but you although I have thought about  it plenty of times

Jay:*YESSSSS!!!! I MARRIED A FREAK!!!!! Babe I have been secretly wanting to try it for so long but I never brought it up

Bey: Omg we are in sync bay I never we were a match made in heaven maybe in the morning I can say " I FUCKED THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA"

Jay: and I can say 'I FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIS WIFE"

*meanwhile Barack and Michelle were talking*

Barack: do you think they'll go for it

Michelle: I hope so cuz Jay got a big ass dick I've been wanting to ride ever since we met

Barack: Ya and Beyonce's ass and tits sit perfectly I wanna beat that shit in

Michelle: Ya I hope they say yes

*Bey and Jay come back hand in hand*

Both: Ok we're down

Bey: cuz I've been secretly wanting you Barack

Jay: And Michelle that ass whoo chile jus wait

Michelle: Good cuz we've both been wanting the exact same thing lets get out of here and fast

*they left and went back to Barack and Michelle hotel suite, on the way they were all over each other Bey over Barack and Jay over Michelle. They pulled up and the driver let them out and they walked up to the rooms and went to work the rooms were big but they all stayed in one room Bey and Barack were on the bed and Jay and Michelle were on the couch. Bey started to strip for Barack and Jay was watching while Michelle gave him head. Every time Barack touched Bey he got jealous wishing that was him. Then Bey saw what Michelle was doin and noticed Jay staring at her they locked eyes and at the same time both said

BOTH: STOP THIS CAN'T GO ON NO MORE