'If they hatin then your doin somethin rite'-Anonymous Thanks you guys rock =D
We left off with Bey bailing Jay out of jail nd plotting revenge on Trina. Bey nd Jay had a fight but they cant stay mad at each other so they make up immediately. Thy were at Bey's house when Solange told Bey how she was suspicious of Daniel's behavior she thinks he's cheating. Then Jay comes in the room nd him nd Bey talk nd Bey tells him y she loves him and they make love. Also Solo nd Daniel found out about they're engagement.
Bey: Jay we gone burn out of each other if we dont stop makin love so much abstinence makes the heart go fonder
Jay: Bey you've been gone for 7 months how much abstinence do you want baby I've missed you enough
Bey: I know babe I've missed you too but I need sleep nd to escape
Jay: How about we get the yacht nd go to St. Tropez jus me and you
Bey: Really yes ughhh I need it when can we leave
Jay: Now if you wanna
Bey: YES!
*They get up and start getting dressed, while Jay calls to tell the dock to
get his boat ready*
Bey: baby what should I pack
Jay: Nothin cuz I'll buy you everything you need jus make sure you have
your passport nd Dramamine cuz u know u get sea sick sometimes
Bey: Ok baby then in that case lets go
*They leave nd head for the dock, they arrive and find the boat waiting on
them. They board and immediately head to the master suite*
Bey: I want to make love ocean side now
Jay: Well can we at least leave the dock first
Bey: No
*She throws Jay on the bed and strips immediately*
Jay: Its like I'm in heaven seein you body is jus breath taking
Bey: SHH
*Turns on some R.Kelly and lets down the stripper pole. She starts doin
tricks and climbing up and down the pole, while Jay is throwin money at
her (lmfaooooo). she starts to make her booty clap and Jay start drooling.
Jay: Bey please come here now I'm bout to explode
Bey: Shhh I'm not done
*bey gets completely naked with nothin on but her birthday suit and Jay is
starting to wimper*(that nigga sprung)
Bey: You like this huh
Jay: Uh huh
*Jay strips and now is at full attention with his boxers on*
Bey: Lay back now
*Bey goes in the bathroom and pushes a button and down comes her
whips nd chains, she handcuffs Jay and proceeds to whip him*
Bey: What did I tell you bout fuckin wit them other girls*smacks
him*Answer Me
Jay: Yo wtf that shit hurt
Bey: SHUT UP DAMMIT
Jay:o_O
Bey: I'm sick of all this I run this not u u got that
Jay: Dam give u a lil power nd u turn into Medusa huh
Bey: STFU
Jay: OK babe but seriously can we stop cuz i'm not in the mood anymore u
jus hurt my feeling I think imma cry if u hit me again that shit hurt like hell
Bey: O the poor baby in pain huh*smacks him again* O well deal with it this
is for the pain u put me thru wid ur lies nd other women nd all those crazy
ex's of urs I'm sick of em
Jay: I had nothin to do with that and you know it
Bey: *calms down*I know baby but I had to get it out
Jay: But y on me with that dam whip can u put it up now and uncuff me
Bey: No cuz I got somethin for you if u talk again u aint gettin it ok
Jay: Fine I'll be quiet
Bey: good *kisses him and starts goin down she pulls out some beads nd
sticks the up Jay's ass
Jay: O HELL NAW IF YOU DONT GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM MY ASS NOW
IM GONNA BEAT YO ASS BEYONCE DONT PLAY WID ME
Bey: Y not the man at the sex shop said men like this
Jay: Not this man *Jay breaks out of the handcuffs* So much for these
come here now
*Jay grabs Bey and throws her on the bed, Bey gets scared nd tries to run
but Jay grabs her*
Jay: O hell naw its my turn now get yo ass bacc here
*Jay pins Bey on the bed and starts fuckin the life out of her*
Jay: O so you mad huh u sick of it
Bey: I aint mean *moan* it like that OOHHH JJAAYYY!!!!
Jay: Uh HUH whos yo daddy
Bey: You are aaahhhh!!!
*Jay flips her over and hits it doggy style*
Jay:*smacks her ass* Uh huh who runs what
Bey: YOU DO DDADDY!!!
Jay: yess I know I do
*after 10 mins Jay stands Bey up against the wall8
Jay: You tired yet
Bey: No
Jay: huh
Bey: *yells* NO daddy*moans*
*Jay is fuckin her brains out, he moves to the couch*
Jay: get on top
*Bey gets on and start ridin while Jay smacks her ass*
Jay: U love daddy dick
Bey: YESS!! OMG I LOOVVEEE YYYOUU JJJAAYYYY!!!!
Jay: *grunts* I know u do keep riding
*Bey rides for 20 mins*
Bey: *moans* OMGAAAAHHHHHHH * collapses on Jay's chest*
Bey:*breathing hard* I love you baby
Jay: *kisses her* I love you more
*they fall asleep on the couch and when they wake up they are in the
middle of the ocean*
Bey: *moans* I'm sore ugh u make me sick
Jay: Ya I know u say that every time but wat u wanna do
Bey: Jus lay here like this
Jay: fine me too
*they stay like that watch a lil tv then fall bacc asleep, when they wake up
again they go jet skiing and enjoy the ocean for a whole day, after dinner
they watch the stars then go to sleep, when they wake up the next
morning they are about to dock*
Cap: *knocks on door* Mr. Carter we will be docking In St. Tropez in 10
mins sir
Jay: Ok thank you
*They showered and get ready to do some shoppin. When they dock Bey
and Jay get off and spend the day shoppin and signing autographs*
Bey: Seeing peoples faces and hearing how much we influenced them to live their dreams really makes this job worth while
Jay: It really does
*this was part of their conversation during lunch*
Jay: Babe Im sorry for bein so ruff with you
Bey: Actually Jay I'm sorry I jus had to get that stuff off my chest
Jay: I understand we've been thru hell and bacc and we are still making it,
I wont give up as long as you wont give up
Bey: O trust me baby I won't, I noticed you have upgraded in life since we
been together
Jay: Ya u did upgrade me huh
Bey: Yep nd u worth the upgrade
*they both sit nd tell corny ass jokes the rest of the evening then chk into
their hotel. the next day they go to the beach nd relax.*
Bey: no worries in the world rite now jus me nd my baby thats all I want
Jay: And you got it boo
*they continue to say corny shit to each other nd enjoyin each other's
company until the paparazzi spots them*
Jay: Could y'all please not bother us we're on vacation and dont want to
be bothered thank you
*the paps leave Bey nd Jay go bacc to relaxing. They stay in St.Tropez a
few more days then finally leave*
Bey: When we get back I am flying to Idaho to see my other two babies
Jay: Ya lets go see them
*they board the boat all hugged up not prepared for anything*
Cap: Sorry Mr. Carter we cant leave the island
Jay: Y
Cap: There's a category 4 storm headed this way and we can't leave the
island its too late
Bey: OMG whats gonna happen to us
Jay: Dont worry Bey as long as we're together we'll be fine
Bey: I hope so I'm to young to die
Welcome
This is my first blog so dont judge me im coming up with this off he top of my head so be patient nd I hope you enjoy them. This blog contains stories about Beyonce and Solange Knowles not jus Beyonce and Shawn Carter.
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Friday, July 29, 2011
SMURFED UP
IN ALL FAIRNESS TO THE TITLE I SAW SMURFS TONITE ND THAS WARE THE TITLE CAME FROM YALL WANT MORE K HERE GOES
We left off with Bey cooking Jay breakfast and not burning anything, they were sitting down eating when the police came and arrested Jay for domestic violence nd bacc child support.
Bey: Officer please at least can he put on some clothes first
Officer: Ok you go get them and you sir stay right here with us
*Bey goes upstairs to get Jay's clothes*
Jay: Officer what is this about
Officer: Well Mr. Carter a woman by the name of Trina came to our station with
bruises claimin you beat her and she also says that y'all have a child together that you don't take care of
Jay: I knew it, its all a lie she wants me and is jealous of Bey so she made this up
I'll go with yall to clear my name but thats not my child we will be taking a DNA test to prove im not that child's father
*Bey comes down cryin*
Bey: Here you go *sniff* I'm comin to bail you out Jay
Jay: I know, you my ride or die for life
*Bey cries and Jay nd the officers leave Bey calls her mama*
'Hello you have reached Mrs. Tina Knowles sorry I cant answer my phone but if you will leave your name and number I will call you bacc as soon as possible thank you and have a blessed day' beep:
Bey:*hysterical* MAMA WARE ARE YOU CALL ME IMMEDIATELY *calls
Solange*
Sol: Hello
Bey: SOLANGE OMG WARE IS MAMA ND DADDY
Sol: Idk we still in bed wats wrong Bey y u cryin wat happen did Jay do
somethin again
Bey: Jay got arrested for domestic violence nd bacc child support
Sol: WTF!!!!! HE HIT YOU O HELL ND HE GOT A BABY! DANIEL GET UP NOW
Bey: no its a lie that bitch Trina set him up again
Sol: Trina u mean the jump off Trina that lied nd said she was pregnant come to
find out she wasnt her
Bey: Yes now get ready I'm on my way we gotta bail him out*calls her daddy*
Mat: Hey baby girl wats goin on
Bey:*sniff* Where's Mama Y she didnt answer the phone
Mat: She's in the bathroom Bey wats wrong did he do somethin to you again
Bey: Daddy Jay got arrested for domestic violence and back child support
Mat: Wat he has a kid I knew it Bey I knew he was too good to be true
Bey: Daddy no he doesnt the girl is lying you remember that Trina M girl the one
who llied a few months back and said she was pregnant well she's back at it
again daddy please dont hurt the situation help me
Mat: Ok ok Bey we're here for you what are you going to do wat do you need us to
do
Bey: Make sure the media dont get hold to this nd mess up his name
Mat: Ok im good with that now what are you goin to do
Bey: I'm goin to get my man!
*Bey hangs up wit Mathew and goes downtown to the police dept. to bail Jay
out*
Officer: Yes Ma'am how may I help you
Bey: I'm here to bail out my fiance Shawn Corey Carter
Officer: Well please fill out these forms so he can post bail
*Bey fills the paperwork out then goes back to the counter*
Officer: Ok license please and credit card info
*Bey pulls out her information*
Officer: *looks at her license and paper work*OMG Beyonce GIRL I WAS JUS AT
YO SHOW AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN WHAT UGH OMG WAIT TIL I TELL
BOB AYE BOB COME OVA HERE*another officer runs over* Look its Beyonce*the
officer looks* Well I be damned it is you omg we love you we love ur show and I
think you nd Jay-z make a wonderful couple
Bey: Well thank you very much Im glad you do but I'm here to get my fiance out
Officer 1: Wait Jay-z is here and I aint seen him hold on
*The two officers go to the back and file the paper work Bey sits down nd wait 10
mins later the officers come bacc wit Jay*
Bey: OMG baby *runs nd kisses him*
Jay: Hey boo *muah* dam I missed you
Bey: You've only been gone for 2 hrs.
Jay: That was 2 hrs. too long from my babe
Bey: Aww I love you
Jay: I love you more
Officer: Um Mr. Carter do you think we could have your John Hancock right
here please and go see the baliff for your court date also can you autograph this
to my daughter she loves you both her name is Dayjah nd she jus loves yall*
Bey& Jay: Sure
*After they finish all the paperwork they finally leave nd head home*
Jay: I dont know what to say Bey i'm sorry I got you in this mess
Bey: Mess baby anybody that messes wid you messes with me you got that we
Bonnie nd Clyde remember dat, that bitch messed wid my Clyde so now Bonnie
has some business to handle take me to my house please and then you go home Imma handle this one
Jay: Ha Bey what are you gonna do sing her to death
Bey:*side eyes him*Do what I said or else suffer the consequences
Jay: HA Beyonce nobody scared of you
Bey: *agitated* Jay quit it alright jus take me home I need to calm down I
wanna see my nephew dam
Jay: Fine then u keep talkin to me like that we gonna have a problem
Bey: Excuse you a problem after I jus bailed you out of jail w/out hesitation
believing everything you sayin and now we have a problem well what is the
problem Jay huh
Jay: you ur the problem u talkin like u gonna do somethin whoop somebodies
ass when ur not acting fake nd ghetto thats not you at you cant fight all you do
is cry nd I'm sick of it Beyonce grow up okaii you have never been in a fight in
your life so dont go frontin like you have Trina will fuck you up
Bey: YOU UGLY ASS MUTHFUCKER FUCK YOU JAY
*Jay pulls up to Bey's house, Bey gets out nd slams the door*
Jay: *burns off* She think she can run everything got life fucked up
*jay gets to the stop light and makes a u turn bacc to Bey's place, he parks nd
goes upstairs Bey is standing there tryin to get herself together so her family
wont know about the fight, Bey sees Jay and immediately runs to him*
Both: I'm sorry baby
Bey: Never again will I go off like that
Jay: Me either boo you my everything I cant even stay mad at you for 5 mins
Bey: I know as soon as I got out the car I was already missing you
Jay:Babe lets not fight like that ever again cuz I hate raising my voice at you
Bey: Me too I am a humble person and yelling gets us no where
*They stand in the hallway kissin for a few mins then go inside*
Sol: Shawn your home
Jay: Hey lil sis ya my ride or die came thru like she always do
Bey: Yep jus call me Bonnie baby
Sol: Ya Not!
*all laugh*
Bey: where is everybody
Sol: Its jus me, Daniel nd Julez
Bey: O yes ware is my nephew I missed him so
Sol: Getting his diaper changed he'll be out in a few
Bey: Cool I am starving
Jay: Bum guess wat Bey did this morning
Sol: Wat Camel
Jay: She cooked!
Sol; Shawn captain crunch in a bowl is not cooking
Jay: No ass she made eggs, sausage, waffles, nd orange juice nd it was good til
the cops showed up nd ruined it
Bey: Aww baby *kisses him* thank you I tried my best but the only thing I had
problems wit was the eggs you know I stood there five mins wondering y it cooking then I realized the stove wasnt on
Sol: DAM IDIOT. How the hell you aint turn on the stove see thats y she cant
cook for me nor my son
Bey: Shut up Piggy
Sol: Make me
*Bey nd Solange chase each other around the house then finally they stop*
Bey: You punk imma get you
Sol: Sure Bey sure
*Daniel finally comes out with Daniel*
Bey: OMG Juju come here to auntie
Dan: Hey Bey when did yall get back
Bey: bout 15 mins ago
Dan: O hey Jay ur out man thats good some skank tried to get you for ya paper
huh I know how it is
Sol: O you do huh
Dan: You know what I mean baby
Sol: No I dont care to explain
Dan: I was jus tryin to be there for him thats all you know u the only one for me
baby *tries to kiss her*
Sol: Um move anyway bey so how u wanna handle this
Bey: Ion know but she gotta pay
Jay: Yall aint doin nothin cuz I dont want yall to get caught in some drama or
nothin like that
Sol: UGGHH Shawn u suck balls u know that right
Jay: Im serious i know yall got my back but I cant let my woman take the fall for
me Imma handle this one
Bey: Ok babe
Jay: Promise me you wont do nothin
Sol: We promise
Jay: Good
*They all watch tv nd play with Julez then*
Sol: OMG BEYONCE *mouth drop* WH WHEN WH WHERE HHOOW OMG OMG
Bey: Wat girl wat
Sol: THAT RING IS WAT!
Bey: O so much happened that I forgot but yes we're engaged
Sol: YAAAA BOUT DAM TIME
Jay: Ya I couldnt wait any longer I jus had to cuz the wait was killin me
Sol: So when's the wedding?
Bey: No date yet
Jay: But you thats how me nd will know when it happens trusts nd you too lil
man
Dan: Well congrats to you both
Bey nd Jay: Thank you
*They play with Julez some more then he gets cranky nd Solange feeds him and
puts him to sleep*
Sol: Well he's done for the night *sees Daniel on his phone texting away*Bey can
I talk to you
Bey: Ya come on
*they go in Bey's room*
Sol: Sis I think Daniel is cheating on me
Bey: Y would you think that
Sol: Cuz he's been acting strange nd shit lately
Bey: Details
Sol: Well he goes out all night, lies, he says he's on place he's another I dont
know what to do
Bey: talk to him tell him the truth about how you feel communication is the key
that how me nd Jay make it thru cuz if not then we would have nothin
Sol: he came home smellin like another perfume
Bey:WHAT GIRL YOU BETTER RING THE ALARM THEN TIME TO GO HAM
Sol: HELL YA
Bey: He's thats catchy ring the alarm I been thru this too long I be damned if I
see anotha chick on ya arm
Ayeee o ya time for another album
Sol: Dam is that all you think about is music
Bey: No right now its all about you sweety look talk to him nd see wats up then
do some research chk that phone Jay cant be on the phone after 10 unless its
business. We trade phones at night so if a trick calls she get me nd if a man calls
my phone they get Jay
Sol: Thats neat
Bey: I know
Sol: thank you sis u da best
Bey: I know ha ha
Sol;so wat you wanna do bout that bitch Trina
Bey: O dont worry I got that handles
Sol: Kool
*they start talkin then Jay comes in*
Jay: Hey yall is girl t alk over cuz I'm missing my babe
Sol: yes monkey we done you can have her bacc I got some business to handle
*Solo leaves nd Jay goes nd cuddles wit Bey*
Bey: Jay
Jay: Yes boo
Bey: I love you
Jay: *kisses her* Me too
Bey: Promise you will never leave me or cheat on me
Jay: *looks into her eyes* I promise
Bey: Do you know y I love u
Jay: No y
Bey: Cuz u accept me for me flaws and all i'ma train wreck in the mornings and
afternoons I'ma bitch and you love it nd dont try to change a thing about me, u
love me when I'm down, when Im happy you jus continue to give me what I need to make it thru life nd I thank you for that
Jay*kisses Bey passionately* I love you more now than ever before
*With that they make love all the way til the next morning
We left off with Bey cooking Jay breakfast and not burning anything, they were sitting down eating when the police came and arrested Jay for domestic violence nd bacc child support.
Bey: Officer please at least can he put on some clothes first
Officer: Ok you go get them and you sir stay right here with us
*Bey goes upstairs to get Jay's clothes*
Jay: Officer what is this about
Officer: Well Mr. Carter a woman by the name of Trina came to our station with
bruises claimin you beat her and she also says that y'all have a child together that you don't take care of
Jay: I knew it, its all a lie she wants me and is jealous of Bey so she made this up
I'll go with yall to clear my name but thats not my child we will be taking a DNA test to prove im not that child's father
*Bey comes down cryin*
Bey: Here you go *sniff* I'm comin to bail you out Jay
Jay: I know, you my ride or die for life
*Bey cries and Jay nd the officers leave Bey calls her mama*
'Hello you have reached Mrs. Tina Knowles sorry I cant answer my phone but if you will leave your name and number I will call you bacc as soon as possible thank you and have a blessed day' beep:
Bey:*hysterical* MAMA WARE ARE YOU CALL ME IMMEDIATELY *calls
Solange*
Sol: Hello
Bey: SOLANGE OMG WARE IS MAMA ND DADDY
Sol: Idk we still in bed wats wrong Bey y u cryin wat happen did Jay do
somethin again
Bey: Jay got arrested for domestic violence nd bacc child support
Sol: WTF!!!!! HE HIT YOU O HELL ND HE GOT A BABY! DANIEL GET UP NOW
Bey: no its a lie that bitch Trina set him up again
Sol: Trina u mean the jump off Trina that lied nd said she was pregnant come to
find out she wasnt her
Bey: Yes now get ready I'm on my way we gotta bail him out*calls her daddy*
Mat: Hey baby girl wats goin on
Bey:*sniff* Where's Mama Y she didnt answer the phone
Mat: She's in the bathroom Bey wats wrong did he do somethin to you again
Bey: Daddy Jay got arrested for domestic violence and back child support
Mat: Wat he has a kid I knew it Bey I knew he was too good to be true
Bey: Daddy no he doesnt the girl is lying you remember that Trina M girl the one
who llied a few months back and said she was pregnant well she's back at it
again daddy please dont hurt the situation help me
Mat: Ok ok Bey we're here for you what are you going to do wat do you need us to
do
Bey: Make sure the media dont get hold to this nd mess up his name
Mat: Ok im good with that now what are you goin to do
Bey: I'm goin to get my man!
*Bey hangs up wit Mathew and goes downtown to the police dept. to bail Jay
out*
Officer: Yes Ma'am how may I help you
Bey: I'm here to bail out my fiance Shawn Corey Carter
Officer: Well please fill out these forms so he can post bail
*Bey fills the paperwork out then goes back to the counter*
Officer: Ok license please and credit card info
*Bey pulls out her information*
Officer: *looks at her license and paper work*OMG Beyonce GIRL I WAS JUS AT
YO SHOW AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN WHAT UGH OMG WAIT TIL I TELL
BOB AYE BOB COME OVA HERE*another officer runs over* Look its Beyonce*the
officer looks* Well I be damned it is you omg we love you we love ur show and I
think you nd Jay-z make a wonderful couple
Bey: Well thank you very much Im glad you do but I'm here to get my fiance out
Officer 1: Wait Jay-z is here and I aint seen him hold on
*The two officers go to the back and file the paper work Bey sits down nd wait 10
mins later the officers come bacc wit Jay*
Bey: OMG baby *runs nd kisses him*
Jay: Hey boo *muah* dam I missed you
Bey: You've only been gone for 2 hrs.
Jay: That was 2 hrs. too long from my babe
Bey: Aww I love you
Jay: I love you more
Officer: Um Mr. Carter do you think we could have your John Hancock right
here please and go see the baliff for your court date also can you autograph this
to my daughter she loves you both her name is Dayjah nd she jus loves yall*
Bey& Jay: Sure
*After they finish all the paperwork they finally leave nd head home*
Jay: I dont know what to say Bey i'm sorry I got you in this mess
Bey: Mess baby anybody that messes wid you messes with me you got that we
Bonnie nd Clyde remember dat, that bitch messed wid my Clyde so now Bonnie
has some business to handle take me to my house please and then you go home Imma handle this one
Jay: Ha Bey what are you gonna do sing her to death
Bey:*side eyes him*Do what I said or else suffer the consequences
Jay: HA Beyonce nobody scared of you
Bey: *agitated* Jay quit it alright jus take me home I need to calm down I
wanna see my nephew dam
Jay: Fine then u keep talkin to me like that we gonna have a problem
Bey: Excuse you a problem after I jus bailed you out of jail w/out hesitation
believing everything you sayin and now we have a problem well what is the
problem Jay huh
Jay: you ur the problem u talkin like u gonna do somethin whoop somebodies
ass when ur not acting fake nd ghetto thats not you at you cant fight all you do
is cry nd I'm sick of it Beyonce grow up okaii you have never been in a fight in
your life so dont go frontin like you have Trina will fuck you up
Bey: YOU UGLY ASS MUTHFUCKER FUCK YOU JAY
*Jay pulls up to Bey's house, Bey gets out nd slams the door*
Jay: *burns off* She think she can run everything got life fucked up
*jay gets to the stop light and makes a u turn bacc to Bey's place, he parks nd
goes upstairs Bey is standing there tryin to get herself together so her family
wont know about the fight, Bey sees Jay and immediately runs to him*
Both: I'm sorry baby
Bey: Never again will I go off like that
Jay: Me either boo you my everything I cant even stay mad at you for 5 mins
Bey: I know as soon as I got out the car I was already missing you
Jay:Babe lets not fight like that ever again cuz I hate raising my voice at you
Bey: Me too I am a humble person and yelling gets us no where
*They stand in the hallway kissin for a few mins then go inside*
Sol: Shawn your home
Jay: Hey lil sis ya my ride or die came thru like she always do
Bey: Yep jus call me Bonnie baby
Sol: Ya Not!
*all laugh*
Bey: where is everybody
Sol: Its jus me, Daniel nd Julez
Bey: O yes ware is my nephew I missed him so
Sol: Getting his diaper changed he'll be out in a few
Bey: Cool I am starving
Jay: Bum guess wat Bey did this morning
Sol: Wat Camel
Jay: She cooked!
Sol; Shawn captain crunch in a bowl is not cooking
Jay: No ass she made eggs, sausage, waffles, nd orange juice nd it was good til
the cops showed up nd ruined it
Bey: Aww baby *kisses him* thank you I tried my best but the only thing I had
problems wit was the eggs you know I stood there five mins wondering y it cooking then I realized the stove wasnt on
Sol: DAM IDIOT. How the hell you aint turn on the stove see thats y she cant
cook for me nor my son
Bey: Shut up Piggy
Sol: Make me
*Bey nd Solange chase each other around the house then finally they stop*
Bey: You punk imma get you
Sol: Sure Bey sure
*Daniel finally comes out with Daniel*
Bey: OMG Juju come here to auntie
Dan: Hey Bey when did yall get back
Bey: bout 15 mins ago
Dan: O hey Jay ur out man thats good some skank tried to get you for ya paper
huh I know how it is
Sol: O you do huh
Dan: You know what I mean baby
Sol: No I dont care to explain
Dan: I was jus tryin to be there for him thats all you know u the only one for me
baby *tries to kiss her*
Sol: Um move anyway bey so how u wanna handle this
Bey: Ion know but she gotta pay
Jay: Yall aint doin nothin cuz I dont want yall to get caught in some drama or
nothin like that
Sol: UGGHH Shawn u suck balls u know that right
Jay: Im serious i know yall got my back but I cant let my woman take the fall for
me Imma handle this one
Bey: Ok babe
Jay: Promise me you wont do nothin
Sol: We promise
Jay: Good
*They all watch tv nd play with Julez then*
Sol: OMG BEYONCE *mouth drop* WH WHEN WH WHERE HHOOW OMG OMG
Bey: Wat girl wat
Sol: THAT RING IS WAT!
Bey: O so much happened that I forgot but yes we're engaged
Sol: YAAAA BOUT DAM TIME
Jay: Ya I couldnt wait any longer I jus had to cuz the wait was killin me
Sol: So when's the wedding?
Bey: No date yet
Jay: But you thats how me nd will know when it happens trusts nd you too lil
man
Dan: Well congrats to you both
Bey nd Jay: Thank you
*They play with Julez some more then he gets cranky nd Solange feeds him and
puts him to sleep*
Sol: Well he's done for the night *sees Daniel on his phone texting away*Bey can
I talk to you
Bey: Ya come on
*they go in Bey's room*
Sol: Sis I think Daniel is cheating on me
Bey: Y would you think that
Sol: Cuz he's been acting strange nd shit lately
Bey: Details
Sol: Well he goes out all night, lies, he says he's on place he's another I dont
know what to do
Bey: talk to him tell him the truth about how you feel communication is the key
that how me nd Jay make it thru cuz if not then we would have nothin
Sol: he came home smellin like another perfume
Bey:WHAT GIRL YOU BETTER RING THE ALARM THEN TIME TO GO HAM
Sol: HELL YA
Bey: He's thats catchy ring the alarm I been thru this too long I be damned if I
see anotha chick on ya arm
Ayeee o ya time for another album
Sol: Dam is that all you think about is music
Bey: No right now its all about you sweety look talk to him nd see wats up then
do some research chk that phone Jay cant be on the phone after 10 unless its
business. We trade phones at night so if a trick calls she get me nd if a man calls
my phone they get Jay
Sol: Thats neat
Bey: I know
Sol: thank you sis u da best
Bey: I know ha ha
Sol;so wat you wanna do bout that bitch Trina
Bey: O dont worry I got that handles
Sol: Kool
*they start talkin then Jay comes in*
Jay: Hey yall is girl t alk over cuz I'm missing my babe
Sol: yes monkey we done you can have her bacc I got some business to handle
*Solo leaves nd Jay goes nd cuddles wit Bey*
Bey: Jay
Jay: Yes boo
Bey: I love you
Jay: *kisses her* Me too
Bey: Promise you will never leave me or cheat on me
Jay: *looks into her eyes* I promise
Bey: Do you know y I love u
Jay: No y
Bey: Cuz u accept me for me flaws and all i'ma train wreck in the mornings and
afternoons I'ma bitch and you love it nd dont try to change a thing about me, u
love me when I'm down, when Im happy you jus continue to give me what I need to make it thru life nd I thank you for that
Jay*kisses Bey passionately* I love you more now than ever before
*With that they make love all the way til the next morning
All bets are off
THIS IS MY LIFE WRITING IS MY THING I DO THIS CUZ ITS WAT MAKES ME HAPPY ND YALL KEEP MY GOIN THANK YOU SO MUCH GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU ND I LOVE YOU HEAVEN DORSEY IT SHORT SORRY BUT NEXT POST WILL MAKE UP FOR IT
We left off wid Jay proposing to Bey nd Bey sayin yes
*Jay picks Bey up and kisses her for a very long time, there's a little crowd there that has gathered around to see what is goin on(nosey ass people)*
Guy: Aww man thas Jay-z nd Beyonce yo they jus got engaged let me tweet that
*The guy tweets nd takes pics nd soon the whole world knows about their engagement but they don't care at all. When they start to walk bacc home people applaud nd ask for autographs(dam groupies) nd Bey nd Jay relentlessly give them out but hurry cuz they know if everyone knew they were out that late it would be a swarm of people runnin like roaches when u turn on the lite so they hurry back home to Jay's place*
Bey: Come here*as they walk thru the door, she starts to kiss nd baccs him to the couch, she gets on top nd they start makin out. Jay stands at full attention nd Bey lets his lips go for his lollipop*
Jay: *moans* OOHHH Bey girl ooooohhhh ya keep goin
*with his eyes rolled bacc nd toes curled Jay slips into ecstasy*
Jay: BEY GIRL IMMMM BBBOUUUTTT TOOOOO
*Jay busted right into Bey mouth nd she swallowed whole*<-----(gagged)
Jay: Girl u so good at everything you do except cook nd clean
Bey: watever bet u still love me though
Jay: Forever nd ever
*kisses Bey then lays her down*
Jay: Wait a min I got somethin for you stay right there
*he runs upstairs nd prepares the room. Lights the candles, turns on the some soft
baby makin music, puts rose petals all over the bed(dont ask ware they came from) nd goes bacc for Bey*
Jay: Will you follow me please*takes Bey's hand nd goes upstairs*
Bey: Aww Jay this is so nice
Jay: Lay down and relax
*Bey lays down nd Jay undresses her and pours some warm oil on her body and
gives her a full body massage starting with her shoulders, then to her back,down to
her legs and feet. Beyonce is so relaxed nd comfortable that she doses off nd accidently farts(ewwwwwww)
Jay: Yo Bey u really comfortable aint you
Bey:*embarrassed*OMG I'm so sorry, I'm so embarrassed now
Jay: Its fine Bey ur human it happens u eat sleep fart shit everything its all good baby
jus relax again nd if u have another one jus let me know nd I'll move
Bey: O God
*Jay goes bacc to her massage nd Bey goes bacc to la la land. When Jay is finished Bey is fast asleep he puts one of his shirts on her nd tucks her in, he goes to shower then climbs in bed nd cuddles up next to Bey nd goes to sleep. The next morning Bey wakes up before Jay so she decided to go downstairs nd make him breakfast<-------(o shit yall call the fire department)
bey: *looks in pantry* Hmmm*in freezer* O ok *gets pan sausage nd eggo waffles*looks in fridge* Eggs now mama taught me how to make this*she gets a pan from the cabinet, she cracks the eggs in the fryin pan nd puts the sausage in the microwave nd the waffles in the toaster(dam she doin good o ya she has instructions to read from too) after about five mins Bey is wondering y her eggs arent cooking then realizes she hasn't turned on the stove (smgdh) so she turns it on cooks the eggs nd didnt burn it, she got the plates out of cabinet nd fixed them. Filled the cups with orange juice and set the table. She runs upstairs to wake Jay*
Bey: Jay baby wake up *kisses him*
Jay: *smile* I love wakin up to that face
Bey: *smile bacc* I have a surprise for you
*she takes Jay downstairs*
Jay: Aww baby for me
Bey: Yes and I didnt burn a thing
Jay: Wow I'm shocked
Bey:Whatever
*They sit down and eat*
'Knock Knock'
Bey: I'll get it babe
Bey:*opens the door* Yes how may I help you
Jay:*comes up behind* Bey wats the problem
Police: Are you Shawn Corey Carter
Jay: Yes
Police: Well your under arrest for domestic violence nd back child support your coming with us
We left off wid Jay proposing to Bey nd Bey sayin yes
*Jay picks Bey up and kisses her for a very long time, there's a little crowd there that has gathered around to see what is goin on(nosey ass people)*
Guy: Aww man thas Jay-z nd Beyonce yo they jus got engaged let me tweet that
*The guy tweets nd takes pics nd soon the whole world knows about their engagement but they don't care at all. When they start to walk bacc home people applaud nd ask for autographs(dam groupies) nd Bey nd Jay relentlessly give them out but hurry cuz they know if everyone knew they were out that late it would be a swarm of people runnin like roaches when u turn on the lite so they hurry back home to Jay's place*
Bey: Come here*as they walk thru the door, she starts to kiss nd baccs him to the couch, she gets on top nd they start makin out. Jay stands at full attention nd Bey lets his lips go for his lollipop*
Jay: *moans* OOHHH Bey girl ooooohhhh ya keep goin
*with his eyes rolled bacc nd toes curled Jay slips into ecstasy*
Jay: BEY GIRL IMMMM BBBOUUUTTT TOOOOO
*Jay busted right into Bey mouth nd she swallowed whole*<-----(gagged)
Jay: Girl u so good at everything you do except cook nd clean
Bey: watever bet u still love me though
Jay: Forever nd ever
*kisses Bey then lays her down*
Jay: Wait a min I got somethin for you stay right there
*he runs upstairs nd prepares the room. Lights the candles, turns on the some soft
baby makin music, puts rose petals all over the bed(dont ask ware they came from) nd goes bacc for Bey*
Jay: Will you follow me please*takes Bey's hand nd goes upstairs*
Bey: Aww Jay this is so nice
Jay: Lay down and relax
*Bey lays down nd Jay undresses her and pours some warm oil on her body and
gives her a full body massage starting with her shoulders, then to her back,down to
her legs and feet. Beyonce is so relaxed nd comfortable that she doses off nd accidently farts(ewwwwwww)
Jay: Yo Bey u really comfortable aint you
Bey:*embarrassed*OMG I'm so sorry, I'm so embarrassed now
Jay: Its fine Bey ur human it happens u eat sleep fart shit everything its all good baby
jus relax again nd if u have another one jus let me know nd I'll move
Bey: O God
*Jay goes bacc to her massage nd Bey goes bacc to la la land. When Jay is finished Bey is fast asleep he puts one of his shirts on her nd tucks her in, he goes to shower then climbs in bed nd cuddles up next to Bey nd goes to sleep. The next morning Bey wakes up before Jay so she decided to go downstairs nd make him breakfast<-------(o shit yall call the fire department)
bey: *looks in pantry* Hmmm*in freezer* O ok *gets pan sausage nd eggo waffles*looks in fridge* Eggs now mama taught me how to make this*she gets a pan from the cabinet, she cracks the eggs in the fryin pan nd puts the sausage in the microwave nd the waffles in the toaster(dam she doin good o ya she has instructions to read from too) after about five mins Bey is wondering y her eggs arent cooking then realizes she hasn't turned on the stove (smgdh) so she turns it on cooks the eggs nd didnt burn it, she got the plates out of cabinet nd fixed them. Filled the cups with orange juice and set the table. She runs upstairs to wake Jay*
Bey: Jay baby wake up *kisses him*
Jay: *smile* I love wakin up to that face
Bey: *smile bacc* I have a surprise for you
*she takes Jay downstairs*
Jay: Aww baby for me
Bey: Yes and I didnt burn a thing
Jay: Wow I'm shocked
Bey:Whatever
*They sit down and eat*
'Knock Knock'
Bey: I'll get it babe
Bey:*opens the door* Yes how may I help you
Jay:*comes up behind* Bey wats the problem
Police: Are you Shawn Corey Carter
Jay: Yes
Police: Well your under arrest for domestic violence nd back child support your coming with us
Thursday, July 28, 2011
One Question
THIS IS GOIN OUT TO JAY-Z'S GROUPIE ND BEYONCE'S WIFE KYRA DAVIS<------ (insider)
When we left off Bey thought she saw Jay wit another woman but she was jus havin Deja Vu, she went to his house to break up wit him but she found out it was mistaken identity. They made up nd Jay beat her bacc in nd they fell asleep nd woke up the next morning sore.
Bey: Jay
Jay: Hmmm
Bey: I got a confession
Jay:Ok spill it
Bey:*sighs* Well my mama nd daddy both kinda dispise you right now, they think you
did me wrong nd kinda dont want me to be around you neither does Kelly, Michelle, Angie, Ty, none of them even Solange wants to come here to beat ur ass
Jay: *sits up* But I didnt do nothin
Bey: Well I know that but when I get hurt they all really mad like seriously
Jay: See if you would've called me then none of this would've happened
Bey: Babe I know but will you come with me home to tell them
Jay: Bey u know I would do anything for you, Im kinda hurt but I will
Bey: *kisses him* I love you nd I'm glad u forgave me
Jay: I cant stay mad at you
*They try to get up but cant*
Bey: O God Jay I am seriously hurt u really put it on me I cant move
Jay:*smiles real hard*
Bey: Stop smilin like a chester cat thats not funny
Jay: I know but Bey we have nothin to do jus relax nd we can lay in bed all day naked
(throws up)
Bey: wat bout my family
Jay: Call them nd tell them ur safe nd ur comin by later to talk to them
*Bey calls her parents then she cuddles bacc up with Jay nd goes bacc to sleep. When she wakes up Jay is still sleep so she tries to move nd is a lil bit more loose so she gets up barely walkin but makes her way to bathroom, she takes care of her business nd is in pain to pee*
Bey: Omg ugh I hate him for doin this to me UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH JAYYYY
Jay: *jumps up* wha what yo Bey ware you at
Bey:*yells* In the bathroom, I hate you uuuggghhh
*goes in the bathroom*
Jay: Bey wats wrong
Bey: You!
Jay: Wat did I do
Bey:I still cant move well I barely made it in here
Jay: baby I'm sorry I didnt know but I had to let you know u were wrong nd who the
man was
Bey: o_O
Jay: look I'll give a massage nd a warm bathe
Bey: thas the least you could do
*Jay runs Bey a bath nd puts some epson salt in the tub along with some bubble bath
nd Bey soaks in the tub for a while then Jay gives her a massage nd Bey is more relaxed, after the massage they get dressed nd head to her house, they walk in to find the entire family there*
Bey: OMG SOLANGE!!!!!!!!!
Sol: THU THU!!!!!
*They run nd hug*
Bey: Omg I missed you so much where's my baby
Sol: He's sleep but that not the issue whats he doin here
*Everyone stops and looks at Jay*
Bey: Wait you guys it was a misunderstanding Jay was in Miami that night I forgot that
he added extra shows so that we can be done around the same time it wasnt him at
all so yall dont be mad he didnt cheat on me at all I swear everything's fine we made
up last night so all is good
MT: Are u sure baby
Bey:Yes mama he wouldnt be here if it wasnt true jus look up his tour schedule
Mat: Beyonce look u dont have to lie for him if he hurt u let me know
Bey: *aggrivated*UUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH JAY DID NOT CHEAT LOOK HERE'S HIS TOUR
SCHEDULE*pulls out his schedule*
Everyone: O
Bey: Yes so leave my baby alone he forgave me so thats all that counts
Mt: Sorry Jay you know we are protective of our baby nd when ever she gets hurt we have her bacc
Jay: I understand but I love her I am in love with her nd I will never hurt her ever she is my wife to be
Mat: Shawn we're sorry nd we understand where you're comin from I was that way
wit Tina when we were dating we apologize can you forgive us
Jay: Already done dad
*Everyone enjoys each others company and plays with Julez when he wakes up, 10
O'clock rolls around nd Mama Tina nd Mathew retire to they're room cuz they're
leaving the next morning to handle some business in Houston with Music World Music,
Solange nd Daniel put Julez to bed, Angie, Ty, Kelly nd Michelle left nd were gone for
the nite so it was jus Bey nd Jay*
Jay: Babe
Bey: huh
Jay: I love you
Bey: *smiles* I love you more
Jay: *kisses her*
Bey: Jay
Jay: Yes
Bey: Y do you love me so much
Jay:*looks in her eyes* because of who you are not what you have material things soon fade away and all ur left with is you nd thats all I want babe is you. I think about you constantly even when we're away for 5 mins I miss you, when u go away on tour I lay nd bed nd pray that ur safe cuz I'm not there to keep you safe, I know u have a great body guard but Im ur protector I protect ur heart. Ur the only one I feel safe with I know u wont tell my deepest darkes secrets to anyone nd I can trust you with my heart nd know u will never break it. I thought when my father left I could never find love in anything thats y I that night we kissed I knew ur were my soulmate. You challenge me to be the best nd baby I'm the best I never would of imagined owning my own company let alone falling head over heels in love with you. My soul yearns for your touch every second of the day when ur away I love jus bein near you holdin you at night I hate it when we fight I can go on tellin u forever y I love you but better I jus show you.
Bey: *teary eyed* Jay not tonite I'm still sore from last nite
Jay: I know baby but I have a surprise for you
* Jay an Bey leaves the house nd goes to Time Square. Jay covers Bey's eyes nd walks
her to the middle of Time Square, he uncovers her eyes and Bey looks up and see
'BEYONCE KNOWLES YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND MY LOVER MY ROCK I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU WILL YOU MARRY ME' LOVE JAY
*Bey stares nd cries when she turns bacc around Jay is on one knee with a ring8
Jay: Beyonce will you make me the happiest man on the planet will you marry me
BEY: YES JAY I WILL
When we left off Bey thought she saw Jay wit another woman but she was jus havin Deja Vu, she went to his house to break up wit him but she found out it was mistaken identity. They made up nd Jay beat her bacc in nd they fell asleep nd woke up the next morning sore.
Bey: Jay
Jay: Hmmm
Bey: I got a confession
Jay:Ok spill it
Bey:*sighs* Well my mama nd daddy both kinda dispise you right now, they think you
did me wrong nd kinda dont want me to be around you neither does Kelly, Michelle, Angie, Ty, none of them even Solange wants to come here to beat ur ass
Jay: *sits up* But I didnt do nothin
Bey: Well I know that but when I get hurt they all really mad like seriously
Jay: See if you would've called me then none of this would've happened
Bey: Babe I know but will you come with me home to tell them
Jay: Bey u know I would do anything for you, Im kinda hurt but I will
Bey: *kisses him* I love you nd I'm glad u forgave me
Jay: I cant stay mad at you
*They try to get up but cant*
Bey: O God Jay I am seriously hurt u really put it on me I cant move
Jay:*smiles real hard*
Bey: Stop smilin like a chester cat thats not funny
Jay: I know but Bey we have nothin to do jus relax nd we can lay in bed all day naked
(throws up)
Bey: wat bout my family
Jay: Call them nd tell them ur safe nd ur comin by later to talk to them
*Bey calls her parents then she cuddles bacc up with Jay nd goes bacc to sleep. When she wakes up Jay is still sleep so she tries to move nd is a lil bit more loose so she gets up barely walkin but makes her way to bathroom, she takes care of her business nd is in pain to pee*
Bey: Omg ugh I hate him for doin this to me UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH JAYYYY
Jay: *jumps up* wha what yo Bey ware you at
Bey:*yells* In the bathroom, I hate you uuuggghhh
*goes in the bathroom*
Jay: Bey wats wrong
Bey: You!
Jay: Wat did I do
Bey:I still cant move well I barely made it in here
Jay: baby I'm sorry I didnt know but I had to let you know u were wrong nd who the
man was
Bey: o_O
Jay: look I'll give a massage nd a warm bathe
Bey: thas the least you could do
*Jay runs Bey a bath nd puts some epson salt in the tub along with some bubble bath
nd Bey soaks in the tub for a while then Jay gives her a massage nd Bey is more relaxed, after the massage they get dressed nd head to her house, they walk in to find the entire family there*
Bey: OMG SOLANGE!!!!!!!!!
Sol: THU THU!!!!!
*They run nd hug*
Bey: Omg I missed you so much where's my baby
Sol: He's sleep but that not the issue whats he doin here
*Everyone stops and looks at Jay*
Bey: Wait you guys it was a misunderstanding Jay was in Miami that night I forgot that
he added extra shows so that we can be done around the same time it wasnt him at
all so yall dont be mad he didnt cheat on me at all I swear everything's fine we made
up last night so all is good
MT: Are u sure baby
Bey:Yes mama he wouldnt be here if it wasnt true jus look up his tour schedule
Mat: Beyonce look u dont have to lie for him if he hurt u let me know
Bey: *aggrivated*UUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH JAY DID NOT CHEAT LOOK HERE'S HIS TOUR
SCHEDULE*pulls out his schedule*
Everyone: O
Bey: Yes so leave my baby alone he forgave me so thats all that counts
Mt: Sorry Jay you know we are protective of our baby nd when ever she gets hurt we have her bacc
Jay: I understand but I love her I am in love with her nd I will never hurt her ever she is my wife to be
Mat: Shawn we're sorry nd we understand where you're comin from I was that way
wit Tina when we were dating we apologize can you forgive us
Jay: Already done dad
*Everyone enjoys each others company and plays with Julez when he wakes up, 10
O'clock rolls around nd Mama Tina nd Mathew retire to they're room cuz they're
leaving the next morning to handle some business in Houston with Music World Music,
Solange nd Daniel put Julez to bed, Angie, Ty, Kelly nd Michelle left nd were gone for
the nite so it was jus Bey nd Jay*
Jay: Babe
Bey: huh
Jay: I love you
Bey: *smiles* I love you more
Jay: *kisses her*
Bey: Jay
Jay: Yes
Bey: Y do you love me so much
Jay:*looks in her eyes* because of who you are not what you have material things soon fade away and all ur left with is you nd thats all I want babe is you. I think about you constantly even when we're away for 5 mins I miss you, when u go away on tour I lay nd bed nd pray that ur safe cuz I'm not there to keep you safe, I know u have a great body guard but Im ur protector I protect ur heart. Ur the only one I feel safe with I know u wont tell my deepest darkes secrets to anyone nd I can trust you with my heart nd know u will never break it. I thought when my father left I could never find love in anything thats y I that night we kissed I knew ur were my soulmate. You challenge me to be the best nd baby I'm the best I never would of imagined owning my own company let alone falling head over heels in love with you. My soul yearns for your touch every second of the day when ur away I love jus bein near you holdin you at night I hate it when we fight I can go on tellin u forever y I love you but better I jus show you.
Bey: *teary eyed* Jay not tonite I'm still sore from last nite
Jay: I know baby but I have a surprise for you
* Jay an Bey leaves the house nd goes to Time Square. Jay covers Bey's eyes nd walks
her to the middle of Time Square, he uncovers her eyes and Bey looks up and see
'BEYONCE KNOWLES YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND MY LOVER MY ROCK I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU WILL YOU MARRY ME' LOVE JAY
*Bey stares nd cries when she turns bacc around Jay is on one knee with a ring8
Jay: Beyonce will you make me the happiest man on the planet will you marry me
BEY: YES JAY I WILL
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)