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We left off with Bey cooking Jay breakfast and not burning anything, they were sitting down eating when the police came and arrested Jay for domestic violence nd bacc child support.


Bey: Officer please at least can he put on some clothes first


Officer: Ok you go get them and you sir stay right here with us


*Bey goes upstairs to get Jay's clothes*


Jay: Officer what is this about


Officer: Well Mr. Carter a woman by the name of Trina came to our station with 
bruises claimin you beat her and she also says that y'all have a child together that you don't take care of


Jay: I knew it, its all a lie she wants me and is jealous of Bey so she made this up 
I'll go with yall to clear my name but thats not my child we will be taking a DNA test to prove im not that child's father


*Bey comes down cryin*


Bey: Here you go *sniff* I'm comin to bail you out Jay


Jay: I know, you my ride or die for life 


*Bey cries and Jay nd the officers leave Bey calls her mama*


'Hello you have reached Mrs. Tina Knowles sorry I cant answer my phone but if you will leave your name and number I will call you bacc as soon as possible thank you and have a blessed day' beep:


Bey:*hysterical* MAMA WARE ARE YOU CALL ME IMMEDIATELY *calls 
Solange*


Sol: Hello


Bey: SOLANGE OMG WARE IS MAMA ND DADDY 


Sol: Idk we still in bed wats wrong Bey y u cryin wat happen did Jay do 
somethin again


Bey: Jay got arrested for domestic violence nd bacc child support


Sol: WTF!!!!! HE HIT YOU O HELL ND HE GOT A BABY! DANIEL GET UP NOW


Bey: no its a lie that bitch Trina set him up again 


Sol: Trina u mean the jump off Trina that lied nd said she was pregnant come to 
find out she wasnt her


Bey: Yes now get ready I'm on my way we gotta bail him out*calls her daddy*


Mat: Hey baby girl wats goin on 


Bey:*sniff* Where's Mama Y she didnt answer the phone


Mat: She's in the bathroom Bey wats wrong did he do somethin to you again


Bey: Daddy Jay got arrested for domestic violence and back child support


Mat: Wat he has a kid I knew it Bey I knew he was too good to be true 


Bey: Daddy no he doesnt the girl is lying you remember that Trina M girl the one 
who llied a few months back and said she was pregnant well she's back at it 
again daddy please dont hurt the situation help me


Mat: Ok ok Bey we're here for you what are you going to do wat do you need us to 
do


Bey: Make sure the media dont get hold to this nd mess up his name 


Mat: Ok im good with that now what are you goin to do


Bey: I'm goin to get my man!


*Bey hangs up wit Mathew and goes downtown to the police dept. to bail Jay 
out*


Officer: Yes Ma'am how may I help you


Bey: I'm here to bail out my fiance Shawn Corey Carter


Officer: Well please fill out these forms so he can post bail


*Bey fills the paperwork out then goes back to the counter*


Officer: Ok license please and credit card info


*Bey pulls out her information*


Officer: *looks at her license and paper work*OMG Beyonce GIRL I WAS JUS AT 
YO SHOW AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN WHAT UGH OMG WAIT TIL I TELL 
BOB AYE BOB COME OVA HERE*another officer runs over* Look its Beyonce*the 
officer looks* Well I be damned it is you omg we love you we love ur show and I 
think you nd Jay-z make a wonderful couple


Bey: Well thank you very much Im glad you do but I'm here to get my fiance out


Officer 1: Wait Jay-z is here and I aint seen him hold on 


*The two officers go to the back and file the paper work Bey sits down nd wait 10 
mins later the officers come bacc wit Jay*


Bey: OMG baby *runs nd kisses him*


Jay: Hey boo *muah* dam I missed you


Bey: You've only been gone for 2 hrs. 


Jay: That was 2 hrs. too long from my babe


Bey: Aww I love you 


Jay: I love you more


Officer: Um Mr. Carter do you think we could have your John Hancock right 
here please and go see the baliff for your court date also can you autograph this 
to my daughter she loves you both her name is Dayjah nd she jus loves yall*


Bey& Jay: Sure


*After they finish all the paperwork they finally leave nd head home*


Jay: I dont know what to say Bey i'm sorry I got you in this mess 


Bey: Mess baby anybody that messes wid you messes with me you got that we 
Bonnie nd Clyde remember dat, that bitch messed wid my Clyde so now Bonnie 
has some business to handle take me to my house please and then you go home Imma handle this one


Jay: Ha Bey what are you gonna do sing her to death 


Bey:*side eyes him*Do what I said or else suffer the consequences 


Jay: HA Beyonce nobody scared of you 


Bey: *agitated* Jay quit it alright jus take me home I need to calm down I 
wanna see my nephew dam


Jay: Fine then u keep talkin to me like that we gonna have a problem 


Bey: Excuse you a problem after I jus bailed you out of jail w/out hesitation 
believing everything you sayin and now we have a problem well what is the 
problem Jay huh


Jay: you ur the problem u talkin like u gonna do somethin whoop somebodies 
ass when ur not acting fake nd ghetto thats not you at you cant fight all you do 
is cry nd I'm sick of it Beyonce grow up okaii you have never been in a fight in 
your life so dont go frontin like you have Trina will fuck you up


Bey: YOU UGLY ASS MUTHFUCKER FUCK YOU JAY 


*Jay pulls up to Bey's house, Bey gets out nd slams the door*


Jay: *burns off* She think she can run everything got life fucked up 


*jay gets to the stop light and makes a u turn bacc to Bey's place, he parks nd 
goes upstairs Bey is standing there tryin to get herself together so her family 
wont know about the fight, Bey sees Jay and immediately runs to him*


Both: I'm sorry baby


Bey: Never again will I go off like that


Jay: Me either boo you my everything I cant even stay mad at you for 5 mins 


Bey: I know as soon as I got out the car I was already missing you 


Jay:Babe lets not fight like that ever again cuz I hate raising my voice at you


Bey: Me too I am a humble person and yelling gets us no where 


*They stand in the hallway kissin for a few mins then go inside*


Sol: Shawn your home 


Jay: Hey lil sis ya my ride or die came thru like she always do


Bey: Yep jus call me Bonnie baby


Sol: Ya Not!


*all laugh*


Bey: where is everybody 


Sol: Its jus me, Daniel nd Julez


Bey: O yes ware is my nephew I missed him so 


Sol: Getting his diaper changed he'll be out in a few


Bey: Cool I am starving


Jay: Bum guess wat Bey did this morning 


Sol: Wat Camel


Jay: She cooked!


Sol; Shawn captain crunch in a bowl is not cooking


Jay: No ass she made eggs, sausage, waffles, nd orange juice nd it was good til 
the cops showed up nd ruined it


Bey: Aww baby *kisses him* thank you I tried my best but the only thing I had 
problems wit was the eggs you know I stood there five mins wondering y it cooking then I realized the stove wasnt on


Sol: DAM IDIOT. How the hell you aint turn on the stove see thats y she cant 
cook for me nor my son


Bey: Shut up Piggy


Sol: Make me


*Bey nd Solange chase each other around the house then finally they stop* 


Bey: You punk imma get you 


Sol: Sure Bey sure


*Daniel finally comes out with Daniel*


Bey: OMG Juju come here to auntie 


Dan: Hey Bey when did yall get back


Bey: bout 15 mins ago


Dan: O hey Jay ur out man thats good some skank tried to get you for ya paper 
huh I know how it is


Sol: O you do huh


Dan: You know what I mean baby


Sol: No I dont care to explain


Dan: I was jus tryin to be there for him thats all you know u the only one for me 
baby *tries to kiss her*


Sol: Um move anyway bey so how u wanna handle this


Bey: Ion know but she gotta pay 


Jay: Yall aint doin nothin cuz I dont want yall to get caught in some drama or 
nothin like that 


Sol: UGGHH Shawn u suck balls u know that right


Jay: Im serious i know yall got my back but I cant let my woman take the fall for 
me Imma handle this one


Bey: Ok babe


Jay: Promise me you wont do nothin


Sol: We promise


Jay: Good 


*They all watch tv nd play with Julez then*


Sol: OMG BEYONCE *mouth drop* WH WHEN WH WHERE HHOOW OMG OMG


Bey: Wat girl wat 


Sol: THAT RING IS WAT!


Bey: O so much happened that I forgot but yes we're engaged 


Sol: YAAAA BOUT DAM TIME


Jay: Ya I couldnt wait any longer I jus had to cuz the wait was killin me


Sol: So when's the wedding? 


Bey: No date yet 


Jay: But you thats how me nd will know when it happens trusts nd you too lil 
man


Dan: Well congrats to you both 


Bey nd Jay: Thank you


*They play with Julez some more then he gets cranky nd Solange feeds him and 
puts him to sleep*


Sol: Well he's done for the night *sees Daniel on his phone texting away*Bey can 
I talk to you


Bey: Ya come on


*they go in Bey's room*


Sol: Sis I think Daniel is cheating on me


Bey: Y would you think that


Sol: Cuz he's been acting strange nd shit lately 


Bey: Details


Sol: Well he goes out all night, lies, he says he's on place he's another I dont 
know what to do


Bey: talk to him tell him the truth about how you feel communication is the key 
that how me nd Jay make it thru cuz if not then we would have nothin 


Sol: he came home smellin like another perfume


Bey:WHAT GIRL YOU BETTER RING THE ALARM THEN TIME TO GO HAM


Sol: HELL YA


Bey: He's thats catchy ring the alarm I been thru this too long I be damned if I 
see anotha chick on ya arm


Ayeee o ya time for another album


Sol: Dam is that all you think about is music


Bey: No right now its all about you sweety look talk to him nd see wats up then 
do some research chk that phone Jay cant be on the phone after 10 unless its 
business. We trade phones at night so if a trick calls she get me nd if a man calls 
my phone they get Jay


Sol: Thats neat 


Bey: I know


Sol: thank you sis u da best 


Bey: I know ha ha 


Sol;so wat you wanna do bout that bitch Trina


Bey: O dont worry I got that handles


Sol: Kool


*they start talkin then Jay comes in*


Jay: Hey yall is girl t alk over cuz I'm missing my babe


Sol: yes monkey we done you can have her bacc I got some business to handle


*Solo leaves nd Jay goes nd cuddles wit Bey*


Bey: Jay


Jay: Yes boo  


Bey: I love you


Jay: *kisses her* Me too


Bey: Promise you will never leave me or cheat on me 


Jay: *looks into her eyes* I promise


Bey: Do you know y I love u


Jay: No y 


Bey: Cuz u accept me for me flaws and all i'ma train wreck in the mornings and 
afternoons I'ma bitch and you love it nd dont try to change a thing about me, u 
love me when I'm down, when Im happy you jus continue to give me what I need to make it thru life nd I thank you for that


Jay*kisses Bey passionately* I love you more now than ever before
*With that they make love all the way til the next morning