THIS CANT BE LIFE

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WE left off wid Bey nd Jay makin love for the first time. Bey wakes up to a devastating phone call.

 *On the phone*

MT: Hello Beyonce hello

Jay: Hey wats goin on Bey jus fainted

Sol: Hey Shawn I jus told Bey that i'm pregnant

Jay: WHAT UR ONLY 17!!! LOOK LEMME GET BACC TO YALL WHEN SHE
WAKES UP

*Jay hangs up the phone and wakes Bey up*

Bey: O baby thank God it was jus a dream I dreamt Solange called nd told me
she was pregnant

Jay: It wasnt a dream babe she is

Bey: OMG *calls home*

Bey: ARE YOU KIDDING ME SHE'S PREGNANT HOW, WHEN WHAT, BY WHO I
MEAN GIMME SOME ANSWERS NOW

MT: Calm down Bey please

*Solange gets on the phone

Sol: Sis dont be mad it jus happened nd we're gettin married too

Bey: MARRIED ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS I CANT WID YOU GUYS I JUS
HAD THE BEST NITE OF MY LIFE NOW THIS UGH!!!

MT: Thas not all you guys.........I'M PREGNANT TOO

*BEY ND SOLANGE BOTH FAINT*

Jay: O NOT AGAIN DAM WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN NOW HELLO HELLO

*Tina yells for Mathew to come get Solange off the floor*

MT: OMG MATHEW QUICK SOLANGE JUS FAINTED GET HER

Mat runs in the there like captain save a hoe n gets Solange up off the floor Tina chks to see if she's still breathing forgetting she was on the phone meanwhile Jay is tryin to wake Bey bacc up*

Jay: Dam wtf is goin on wid this dam family! Bey wake up babe come on babe please

*Bey starts to come to nd so does Solo*

Jay: Baby you gotta stop fainting boo you scaring me like seriously

Bey: *mumbles something* Huh baby gosh I cant party that hard ever again

Jay: Ya I know

Bey: Baby tell me what goin on

Jay: Well when you got out of the shower u had 17 missed calls from home

Bey: uh huh

Jay: well u called bacc nd yo sister told you that she was pregnant then you fainted, then you came bacc called them again they told you somethin else then u fainted again  nd now im sittin here tellin u this now

Bey: *cries* Y does this keep happenin I cant where's the phone

*calls home*

Bey: mama i'm sittin down please calmly tell me what is goin on cuz I think I'm
losing my mind

MT: Well Beyonce your sister and I are both pregnant nd ur sister is gettin married

Bey: *DEAD*

Jay*grabs the phone*hey mom what is goin on Bey is now lookin at the wall like
its gonna move wid a blank stare on her face?

MT: Well Solange nd I are both pregnant nd Solange is gettin married

Jay: *DEAD*

MT: hello, hello

Jay: Finally comes bacc wait ur pregnant

MT: Yes

Jay: We gonna call yall bacc

Jay hangs up the phone nd brings Bey bacc

Jay: Babe come bacc from space dont go into the light carol ann!

Bey: Baby can we jus go bacc to sleep nd pretend this phone call never
happened

Jay: When we wake up its still gonna be there

Bey: Its too much my 17 year old sister is having a baby nd my 50 year old mama is have a baby too where does that leave me?

Jay: U have me we will have a family whenever God is ready for us too

Bey: I feel left out for some reason

Jay: Well dont

Bey jus sits nd tries to soak everything in. She falls asleep with alot on her mind when she wakes up she calls home

Bey: Mama so jus tell me how far along are you

MT: Im 2 mths

Bey: So that means this happen around christmas

MT: Yes ur daddy bought that viagra nd well you know

Bey: *throws up*

MT: Bey you ok

Bey: You know what mama that last part was not needed anyway y didnt u tell
me yesterday when u were here?

MT:Cuz i didnt know how

Bey: So on the phone is better wait I should've figured it out when Angie said u
looked different nd then u were eating alot nd u had morning sickness DUH
Beyonce how stupid of me

MT: Look Bey I know ur upset

Bey: Upset more like hurt that u had to lie to my face nd tell me everything was fine then tell me over the phone like mom really I thot we were better than that but i guess I was wrong

MT: Bey I apologize for lyin nd not bein honest nd tellin u everything

Bey: Look Im comin home tomorrow we can talk then

MT: Ok I love you Bey

Bey: Uh huh sure you do bye mom

*Bey hangs up kisses Jay to wake him up*

Jay: MMMMM I love the way ur lips taste

Bey: O really which set?

Jay: Both

Bey: *laughs* baby we have to talk, well I have to talk u can listen

Jay: K babe shoot it

Bey: Well my mama nd sister are pregnant nd Solange is gettin married nd I jus won my first Grammy nd made mad passionate love all nite long to the man of my dreams nd now I dont even know what to do next

Jay: You have a busy life ma nd ur mom nd sis have their own lives to live nd so do you u cant put ur life on hold cuz of them the u wont be happy. So what ur sis pregnant u jus be the best aunt in the world nd support her cuz she is scared shitless. Nd for ur moms well honestly thas jus nasty

BeY*bursts out laughing* YES IT IS she is 50 wtf she doin still fuckin

Jay: Rite *laughs too*

Bey: I mean Im suppose to be the one havin a baby not havin another sibling EWWWWWW

*Both laugh at the fact that Tina nd Mathew are having another baby. Bey finally packs her things for her early flight bacc to the H nd Jay has to go bacc on the road. They eat nd watch tv for the rest of the nite nd turn in early. The next mornin they get up nd chk out.Outside getting in their separate cars*

Jay: Baby I am goin to miss you every second of everyday til I see ur face again

Bey: Me too and this was a great surprise but now we have to say good-bye nd I wish I didnt have too

Jay:Its not goodbye its jus see you later

Bey: Well baby I love you and I will see you later

*They kiss then go their separate ways. Back in Houston Bey gets home disgusted at everyone*

Bey: *walks in* Well I'm bacc somebody get here nd tell me wats goin on n fast

*The family sits down nd puts everything on the table. They start planning the wedding and everything. Jay calls Bey*

Jay: *on the phone* Hey gorgeous

Bey: Hey boo

Both: I miss you *laugh*

Bey: We are plannig this wedding ugh I cant believe im helpin my 17 year old sister plannin a shot gun weddin like really ugh

Jay: Remember Bey its not ur life its hers u jus support hers

Bey: ur rite baby

Jay: Yep so when is it

Bey: Next saturday

Jay:Dam that soon ya we dont want the media to find out jus yet

Jay OH!

*They talk all nite then fall asleep*

*3 mths have passed nd the media is having a field day wid the Knowles family from reprts of Solanges baby nd her shot gun wedding to Tina's baby nd her old age it was hell but they were determined to make it thru*

BREAKING NEWS JAY-Z HAS A BABY ON THE WAY AND THE MAMA AINT BEYONCE!!!!!!!! DETAILS COMING SOON