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This is my first blog so dont judge me im coming up with this off he top of my head so be patient nd I hope you enjoy them. This blog contains stories about Beyonce and Solange Knowles not jus Beyonce and Shawn Carter.



Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Ring The Alarm

S/O TO SOLANGE I LOVE HA SHE ROCKS SHE KEEPS IT 100 THIS ONES FOR YOU LOL. YALL KEEP ME WANTIN TO WRITE LOVING UR FEEDBACKS UR POSITIVE RESPONSES MAYBE ONE DAY SOMEONE WILL TURN THIS INTO A SERIES I KNOW ALL BEYSTANS WOULD WATCH 'WHO RUN THE WORLD BEYSTANS'

We left off wid Mama Tina losing her baby nd being so humble about it. Bey nd Mama Tina are moving to New York and Solo is moving with Daniel to Idaho. They were in L.A. at Bey's apartment nd Solanges water broke.

*Everyone was having a good time and didnt hear what Solange said*

Sol: *yells* HEY ASS HOLES MY FUCKIN WATER JUS BROKE!!!!!

MT: O lawd

*Everyone panics*

Sol: Wait I dont wanna have him here in L.A. I want him to be born in Houston like the rest of us 

Bey: Are you out of ur mind we cant go to Houston we wont make it in time

Sol: Man ugh

Mt: Solange quite acting stupid now u know we cant make it there in time now we are goin to the hospital lets go now

*They all go to the hospital nd Solo gets prepped the doctor checks her nd she isnt a full ten centimeters so she cant begin to push jus yet*

Sol: O MY GOD I KNOW I SAID I DIDNT WANT ANY DRUGS BUT FUCK THAT SHIT GET ME AN EPIDURAL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The nurses go and get the epidural kit nd gives it to Solange then she relaxes cuz its gonna be a while*

Sol: Thank god cuz that shit was hurting like hell

MT: Ya I know what you mean thank god its over for me

Bey: Thank God I aint gotta go thru it

Sol: Your turn is comin

Bey: HAHA

MT: Yes the way you nd Shawn be at it im surprised ur not pregnant yet

Bey: *shocked*MAMA!!!

MT: Bey be forreal dont play me like I'm dumb I know when my kids are having sex hell I can tell judgin by the way you wak now he be puttin it down

*Bey nd Solo look at each other in shock nd disbelief*

Mt: Dont do me baby I know hell wasnt I jus pregnant I should know

*They all laugh nd have a good time tryin to get Solange's mind off her labor*

MT: You should get some sleep u only 2 centimeters nd we been her for an hour and a half already so u got a long time to go

Sol: Ya plus im really sleepy

*Solange goes to sleep nd Bey nd Mama Tina watch some tv nd Bey falls asleep on her moms lap. Miss Tina was watchin tv wid Daniel nd Mathew. Solo slept for a good 2 hrs when her doctor came in*

Doc: Hey Mrs. Smith how are

Solo: *half sleep* Sleepy I jus wanna sleep me no wanna push

Doc: *laughs* Well u might not have to if ur not dialeted yet lets take a look

*The doctor checks to see how far along she is (Bey is still sleep)*

Doc: Well you dont have to push for a while ur still at 2 centimeters

Sol: Good

Doc: I'll be back later to chk on you

Sol: Ok

*When the doctor leaves  Bey wakes up*

Sol: Hey Thu Thu u know u dont have to stay I know u got things to for ur new album

Bey: Girl hush I aint goin no where but to pee then bacc on my mama lap nd bacc to sleep til my nephew gets here

Sol: *smiles hard* I love you thu thu

Bey:*kisses her on her cheek* I know haha

*Bey goes to the restroom then goes to get somethin to eat from the vending machine, she chks her phone nd notices Jay has called her 60 times so she calls him*

Bey: Jay baby wats wrong y so many calls

Jay: Bey ware yo been girl u had me scared to death I aint talk to u since before ya party 5 hrs ago I thought somethin happen to you

Bey: Baby calm  k calm down we at the hospital

Jay: Y Bey wats goin on u ok

Bey: Boo I'm fine Solo went into labor around 10 lastnite its now almost 2 a.m. here babe nd she still only 2 centimeters so he aint comin for a while

Jay: O wat so lil man almost here I cant wait to meet him

Bey: Me either I cant believe im bout to be an auntie most of all I cant believe its my little sister thas makin me one

Jay: Its unreal ya know u never know wat type of cards life is gonna deal u but u gotta be prepared no matter what

Bey: Well said baby

Jay: Thank you babe I miss you when are you comin here

Bey: Babe well we were suppose to leave tomorrow but now since the babies comin we might have to stay longer

Jay: DAM BABY KEEPIN ME AWAY FROM MY BABY

Bey: Aww Jay are you jealous of the baby and he's not even here yet awww boo thas so cute

Jay: *pouts*

Bey: Babe are you pouting thru the phone hahahahahahaha thas so cute see thas y i am in love with you cuz no matter what you keep me smiling,its crazy nd dangerous

Jay:*still pouting* SO I jus wanna see my boo I was lookin forward to pickin u up tomorrow nd hittin that when we got home

Bey: UGH excuse you rude

Jay: Im jus playin baby

Bey: U bettah

*They talk for a while then Bey goes bacc in to find Solange knocked out again snoring*

Bey: Dang she sleeps so hard

Mt:Well she better cuz once he gets here aint no sleep at all

Bey: Ya i know

Mt: You must've jus talked to Shawn cuz ur glowing

Bey: Ya i did he misses me so much nd its knda jealous that I'm here nd not gettin ready to come to New York

Mt: Aww now thas sweet he really loves you I can see it in his eyes nd hear it in his voice every time we speak

Bey: I know how did I get so lucky to find a good man

MT: I know how you feel(now we all know she cant be talkin bout Mathew bein a good man after wat happen last year im done now)

*Daniel nd Mathew are asleep nd its jus Bey nd Mama Tina up*

Bey: Mama I love you

MT: I love you too

Bey: No mama I have a whole nother level of respect for now I mean after the way you loss MJ like that you never cried u didnt go into depression or nothin u jus turned wat others see as a terrible situation as a lesson from God nd gave him praises nd never got sad about it I pray that I can as strong as you are

MT: Beyonce you are as strong as me look at how far you've come u made it thru losing ur two bestfriends along with your boyfriend nd still made it thru. You got dropped from ur record company nd got signed to another one they said Dangerously in Love was gonna suck now look multi-platinum album u sell out shows every time u do a show u are being criticisized for bein with an older man nd yet ur still makin it Bey I find strength in you even though you dont know it I do

*By now Bey is moved to tears (again)*

Bey: Mama that is so sweet *hugs her*

Sol: O God can yall please shut up wid that mushy shit nd get me to the bathroom I gotta pee

*They help Solange to the bathroom then they all go for a walk*

Bey: Um before we go um can u close ur gown dont nobody wanna see ur ass

Sol: Shut up u know u wanna kiss it

Bey: Um hell no

Mt: *laughs*  wat imma do with you two

Bey: Love us

*They walk around the hospital talkin nd having a good time when they get bacc Daniel woke up nd was comin out of the restroom*

Sol: Hey babe

Dan: I was about to come lookin for u u alright

Sol: O now u wanna ask if I'm alright after u knock me up ugh I hate what u think huh Im big as a fuckin house my body hurts nd u ask me if I'm alright fuck no I aint alright shit wat type of question is that

*Everyone is jus standin there nd Kelly has walked in*

Kelly: Hey everybody

Sol: Omg hey Kelly I missed you

Bey: Dam wasnt u jus mad now never mind

Kelly: What did I miss

Bey: O her hormones thas all

Kelly: Well Im glad I did

Mt: Solange jus lay down nd relax please we dont need u goin off again

Sol: Mama shut up

(OOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHIT!!!)*The whole room gets silent its like a big ass elephant has walked into the room along wid Solange nd everyone is in total shock nd stops nd stares at Mama Tina to see her reaction(the clock even stopped tickng lol)*

MT: *pissed* What did u say!!!

Sol: *gasps* O mama I'm so sorry I aint mean to say

MT: Look here I dont give a dam what u goin thru u will show respect or I will slap u that baby rite on out of u u got that

Sol: Yes ma'am I'm sorry

*Everyone is still in shock nd acts like nothin happened then the doctor walked in8

Doc: Time to chk u Mrs. Smith

Sol: Ugh again he aint comin he like sittin where he at

Doc: Well we still have to check

*The doctor checks*

Doc: well ur 4 centimeters now I'll be bacc in another couple of hours

*They all sit nd wait after what seems like forever the doctor come bacc to chk nd she is ready*

Sol: Bout dam time I'm sick of him stickin his dam hand down there

Dan: Me too

*They all look at him*

Bey: Maybe if u didnt go down there we wouldnt be here now would we

*Hush mouth, the nurses come in and Solange begins to push nd after pushing for 20 mins*

Doc: CONGRATUALTIONS ITS A BOY

SOL: *holds him* WELCOME TO THE WORLD DANIEL JULEZ J. SMITH JR. (thas a long ass name)

6 comments:

  1. U DOING THE DANG THNG THNKS!GREAT STORY KEEP THM CUMIN WHICE I KNW U WILL;)

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  2. I'm so in love with your blog! and really grateful at the amount of times you update it! i follow allot of blogs and don't none of them update as fast as you! i love it! :D well done and thank you

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  3. well done!! and i really laughed at the part where solo told her mom to shut up lmaoo

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  4. I love your blog soooooo much...it's funny, sad, romantic, happy, just everything needed to make great reading...it's also so very realistic..and I love how you incorporated solanges story as well as Bey..keep doing ya thang girl..I love this!!

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  5. i love your blog

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  6. Bey and Jay gives me life !

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