All bets are off

THIS IS MY LIFE WRITING IS MY THING I DO THIS CUZ ITS WAT MAKES ME HAPPY ND YALL KEEP MY GOIN THANK YOU SO MUCH GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU ND I LOVE YOU HEAVEN DORSEY IT SHORT SORRY BUT NEXT  POST WILL MAKE UP FOR IT

We left off wid Jay proposing to Bey nd Bey sayin yes


*Jay picks Bey up and kisses her for a very long time, there's a little crowd there that has gathered around to see what is goin on(nosey ass people)*

Guy: Aww man thas Jay-z nd Beyonce yo they jus got engaged let me tweet that

*The guy tweets nd takes pics nd soon the whole world knows about their engagement but they don't care at all. When they start to walk bacc home people applaud nd ask for autographs(dam groupies) nd Bey nd Jay relentlessly give them out but hurry cuz they know if everyone knew they were out that late it would be a swarm of people runnin like roaches when u turn on the lite so they hurry back home to Jay's place*

Bey: Come here*as they walk thru the door, she starts to kiss nd baccs him to the couch, she gets on top nd they start makin out. Jay stands at full attention nd Bey lets his lips go for his lollipop*

Jay: *moans* OOHHH Bey girl ooooohhhh ya keep goin

*with his eyes rolled bacc nd toes curled Jay slips into ecstasy*

Jay: BEY GIRL IMMMM BBBOUUUTTT TOOOOO

*Jay busted right into Bey mouth nd she swallowed whole*<-----(gagged)

Jay: Girl u so good at everything you do except cook nd clean

Bey: watever bet u still love me though

Jay: Forever nd ever

*kisses Bey then lays her down*

Jay: Wait a min I got somethin for you stay right there

*he runs upstairs nd prepares the room. Lights the candles, turns on the some soft
baby makin music, puts rose petals all over the bed(dont ask ware they came from) nd goes bacc for Bey*

Jay: Will you follow me please*takes Bey's hand nd goes upstairs*

Bey: Aww Jay this is so nice

Jay: Lay down and relax

*Bey lays down nd Jay undresses her and pours some warm oil on her body and
gives her a full body massage starting with her shoulders, then to her back,down to
her legs and feet. Beyonce is so relaxed nd comfortable that she doses off nd accidently farts(ewwwwwww)

Jay: Yo Bey u really comfortable aint you

Bey:*embarrassed*OMG I'm so sorry, I'm so embarrassed now

Jay: Its fine Bey ur human it happens u eat sleep fart shit everything its all good baby
jus relax again nd if u have another one jus let me know nd I'll move

Bey: O God

*Jay goes bacc to her massage nd Bey goes bacc to la la land. When Jay is finished Bey is fast asleep he puts one of his shirts on her nd tucks her in, he goes to shower then climbs in bed nd cuddles up next to Bey nd goes to sleep. The next morning Bey wakes up before Jay so she decided to go downstairs nd make him breakfast<-------(o shit yall call the fire department)

bey: *looks in pantry* Hmmm*in freezer* O ok *gets pan sausage nd eggo waffles*looks in fridge* Eggs now mama taught me how to make this*she gets a pan from the cabinet, she cracks the eggs in the fryin pan nd puts the sausage in the microwave nd the waffles in the toaster(dam she doin good o ya she has instructions to read from too) after about five mins Bey is wondering y her eggs arent cooking then realizes she hasn't turned on the stove (smgdh) so she turns it on cooks the eggs nd didnt burn it, she got the plates out of cabinet nd fixed them. Filled the cups with orange juice and set the table. She runs upstairs to wake Jay*

Bey: Jay baby wake up *kisses him*

Jay: *smile* I love wakin up to that face

Bey: *smile bacc* I have a surprise for you

*she takes Jay downstairs*

Jay: Aww baby for me

Bey: Yes and I didnt burn a thing

Jay: Wow I'm shocked

Bey:Whatever

*They sit down and eat*

'Knock Knock'

Bey: I'll get it babe

Bey:*opens the door* Yes how may I help you

Jay:*comes up behind* Bey wats the problem

Police: Are you Shawn Corey Carter

Jay: Yes

Police: Well your under arrest for domestic violence nd back child support your coming with us