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Saturday, July 30, 2011

Hard Knock Life

'If they hatin then your doin somethin rite'-Anonymous Thanks you guys rock =D

We left off with Bey bailing Jay out of jail nd plotting revenge on Trina. Bey nd Jay had a fight but they cant stay mad at each other so they make up immediately. Thy were at Bey's house when Solange told Bey how she was suspicious of Daniel's behavior she thinks he's cheating. Then Jay comes in the room nd him nd Bey talk nd Bey tells him y she loves him and they make love. Also Solo nd Daniel found out about they're engagement.


Bey: Jay we gone burn out of each other if we dont stop makin love so much abstinence makes the heart go fonder


Jay: Bey you've been gone for 7 months how much abstinence do you want baby I've missed you enough


Bey: I know babe I've missed you too but I need sleep nd to escape


Jay: How about we get the yacht nd go to St. Tropez jus me and you


Bey: Really yes ughhh I need it when can we leave


Jay: Now if you wanna


Bey: YES!


*They get up and start getting dressed, while Jay calls to tell the dock to 
get his boat ready*


Bey: baby what should I pack


Jay: Nothin cuz I'll buy you everything you need jus make sure you have 
your passport nd Dramamine cuz u know u get sea sick sometimes


Bey: Ok baby then in that case lets go


*They leave nd head for the dock, they arrive and find the boat waiting on 
them. They board and immediately head to the master suite*


Bey: I want to make love ocean side now


Jay: Well can we at least leave the dock first


Bey: No


*She throws Jay on the bed and strips immediately*


Jay: Its like I'm in heaven seein you body is jus breath taking


Bey: SHH


*Turns on some R.Kelly and lets down the stripper pole. She starts doin 
tricks and climbing up and down the pole, while Jay is throwin money at 
her (lmfaooooo). she starts to make her booty clap and Jay start drooling.


Jay: Bey please come here now I'm bout to explode


Bey: Shhh I'm not done


*bey gets completely naked with nothin on but her birthday suit and Jay is 
starting to wimper*(that nigga sprung)


Bey: You like this huh


Jay: Uh huh


*Jay strips and now is at full attention with his boxers on*


Bey: Lay back now


*Bey goes in the bathroom and pushes a button and down comes her 
whips nd chains, she handcuffs Jay and proceeds to whip him*


Bey: What did I tell you bout fuckin wit them other girls*smacks 
him*Answer Me


Jay: Yo wtf that shit hurt


Bey: SHUT UP DAMMIT


Jay:o_O


Bey: I'm sick of all this I run this not u u got that


Jay: Dam give u a lil power nd u turn into Medusa huh


Bey: STFU


Jay: OK babe but seriously can we stop cuz i'm not in the mood anymore u 
jus hurt my feeling I think imma cry if u hit me again that shit hurt like hell


Bey: O the poor baby in pain huh*smacks him again* O well deal with it this 
is for the pain u put me thru wid ur lies nd other women nd all those crazy 
ex's of urs I'm sick of em


Jay: I had nothin to do with that and you know it


Bey: *calms down*I know baby but I had to get it out  


Jay: But y on me with that dam whip can u put it up now and uncuff me


Bey: No cuz I got somethin for you if u talk again u aint gettin it ok


Jay: Fine I'll be quiet


Bey: good *kisses him and starts goin down she pulls out some beads nd 
sticks the up Jay's ass


Jay: O HELL NAW IF YOU DONT GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM MY ASS NOW 
IM GONNA BEAT YO ASS BEYONCE DONT PLAY WID ME


Bey: Y not the man at the sex shop said men like this


Jay: Not this man *Jay breaks out of the handcuffs* So much for these 
come here now


*Jay grabs Bey and throws her on the bed, Bey gets scared nd tries to run 
but Jay grabs her*


Jay: O hell naw its my turn now get yo ass bacc here


*Jay pins Bey on the bed and starts fuckin the life out of her*


Jay: O so you mad huh u sick of it


Bey: I aint mean *moan* it like that OOHHH JJAAYYY!!!!


Jay: Uh HUH whos yo daddy


Bey: You are aaahhhh!!!


*Jay flips her over and hits it doggy style*


Jay:*smacks her ass* Uh huh who runs what


Bey: YOU DO DDADDY!!!


Jay: yess I know I do


*after 10 mins Jay stands Bey up against the wall8


Jay: You tired yet


Bey: No


Jay: huh


Bey: *yells* NO daddy*moans*


*Jay is fuckin her brains out, he moves to the couch*


Jay: get on top


*Bey gets on and start ridin while Jay smacks her ass*


Jay: U love daddy dick


Bey: YESS!! OMG I LOOVVEEE YYYOUU JJJAAYYYY!!!!


Jay: *grunts* I know u do keep riding


*Bey rides for 20 mins*


Bey: *moans* OMGAAAAHHHHHHH * collapses on Jay's chest*


Bey:*breathing hard* I love you baby


Jay: *kisses her* I love you more


*they fall asleep on the couch and when they wake up they are in the 
middle of the ocean*


Bey: *moans* I'm sore ugh u make me sick


Jay: Ya I know u say that every time but wat u wanna do


Bey: Jus lay here like this


Jay: fine me too


*they stay like that watch a lil tv then fall bacc asleep, when they wake up 
again they go jet skiing and enjoy the ocean for a whole day, after dinner 
they watch the stars then go to sleep, when they wake up the next 
morning they are about to dock*


Cap: *knocks on door* Mr. Carter we will be docking In St. Tropez in 10 
mins sir


Jay: Ok thank you


*They showered and get ready to do some shoppin. When they dock Bey 
and Jay get off and spend the day shoppin and signing autographs*


Bey: Seeing peoples faces and hearing how much we influenced them to live their dreams really makes this job worth while


Jay: It really does


*this was part of their conversation during lunch*


Jay: Babe Im sorry for bein so ruff with you


Bey: Actually Jay I'm sorry I jus had to get that stuff off my chest


Jay: I understand we've been thru hell and bacc and we are still making it, 
I wont give up as long as you wont give up


Bey: O trust me baby I won't, I noticed you have upgraded in life since we 
been together


Jay: Ya u did upgrade me huh


Bey: Yep nd u worth the upgrade


*they both sit nd tell corny ass jokes the rest of the evening then chk into 
their hotel. the next day they go to the beach nd relax.*


Bey: no worries in the world rite now jus me nd my baby thats all I want


Jay: And you got it boo


*they continue to say corny shit to each other nd enjoyin each other's 
company until the paparazzi spots them*


Jay: Could y'all please not bother us we're on vacation and dont want to 
be bothered thank you


*the paps leave Bey nd Jay go bacc to relaxing. They stay in St.Tropez a 
few more days then finally leave*


Bey: When we get back I am flying to Idaho to see my other two babies 


Jay: Ya lets go see them 


*they board the boat all hugged up not prepared for anything*


Cap: Sorry Mr. Carter we cant leave the island


Jay: Y


Cap: There's a category 4 storm headed this way and we can't leave the 
island its too late


Bey: OMG whats gonna happen to us


Jay: Dont worry Bey as long as we're together we'll be fine


Bey: I hope so I'm to young to die

4 comments:

  1. LMPAOOOOOOOOOOO GURL U KNW YOU CAN WRITE SOME GOOD AZZ STORIES LLH;)

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  2. "I hope so I'm to young to die" <--- haha funny

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  3. Very entertaining! i bet you they get down all kinky like that in real life aswell! ;) lmao

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  4. LMFAO with those balls and Jay's ass. that was soooo unexpected and funny. he freaked the fuck out

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