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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Two babies two mama's too much drama

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Now when we left in pt 3 Tina had told Matthew that she was pregnant after finding out that Solange was pregnant. (Now honestly thas nasty) But here goes.

Mat: What how did that happen

MT: Mathew u really jus asked me that question huh?

Mat: Well I know how that happen but how did it happen as in when

MT: Um didnt we jus celebrate my birthday, christmas nd thanksgiving in the past 3 mths

*Mathew thinks bacc nd realizes they been pretty busy*(throws up)

MT: Well say somethin

Mat: Um wow so we have a grandchild and another child on the way who have you told yet?

MT: Ur the first 

Mat: Wow everybody goin to get a kick out of this one

MT: Ya I cant believe it myself nd I was a fool to think I couldnt get pregnant at this age 

Mat: Well baby it doesnt matter at least we have each other nd now we have proof to show that we're still in
love.

MT: I know thas rite

Mat: Now come here

(Hold your stomachs)* They start makin out in the kitchen* (thas enought info on that)Mathew starts taking their things to the car cuz there on there way to the airport to meet up wid Bey for the Grammy's

*After the old people do what they do Solange comes down*

Sol: Hey mama I dont feel good is this what pregnancy is all about mornings like this

MT: Girl its after 2 aint no morning anymore if u would have gotten up early then u wouldnt be goin thru it
now ur mornin sickness would've passed

Sol: I aint got time for this I gotta get ready cuz Daniel's on his way

Mt: U know what jus cuz ur pregnant doesnt mean u cant get yo ass beat its not my fault u got pregnant

Sol: Mama watever im not bout to go there wid u

MT: *Yells* WHO THE FUCK U THINK U TALKIN TO!!!

Sol: YOU!!!

Tina slaps the piss out of Solange nd she falls to the floor nd holds her stomach crying

Sol: I'm sorry mama but dont kill my baby

MT: You better be I have no time for your bullshit jus cuz ur pregnant that dont mean shit to me ur still my
child I had u nd I will do whatever the hell I want wid u u got that!

Sol: Yes ma'am

Tina walks away nd Solange gets up off the floor  hold her stomach

Sol: This is gonna be a long 9 mths

Solange leaves wid Daniel an Tina and Mathew leave for the airport

Mat: How are we gonna tell Beyonce and Solange about this

MT: I've been tryin to figure that one out all day

Mat: It wont be easy

Mt: Nope

Mat: Well can you still fly I mean its not good for a pregnant woman to fly

MT: I know I've already looked into that nd im good for now im only 2 mths

Mat: Dam already well christmas was really good

*They arrive at the airport  unpack the car go thru security nd all that other nonsense since 9/11 nd finally board the plane, while on the plane Tina phone rings*

MT: Hey juju

Bey: Hey mama whare are yall?

MT: On the plane now

Bey: O I'm so anxious I cant wait to see you I've missed my mommie

Mt: I've missed you too  we will see u in about 2 hrs

Bey: Okaii mama I love you

MT: Mama loves you too

*They hang up the plane takes off, they land safely in LA meet up wid Bey after her rehearsals nd head to a early dinner*They agree not to tell Bey til after the Grammy's about both babies*

Bey: I have missed you guys so much mama we have so much to catch up on

MT: Yes Bey we do

Angie: Auntie you look diff

MT: HOW!

Angie: Idk its a glow or somethin but u look diff more beautiful

*Tina is so ready to jus blurt out that she pregnant but catches herself*

MT: Well Its probably jus my tan you know

Ang: Maybe but lets eat im hungry

*They order have a good time then go to try on Bey's dress one more time before the show*

Bey: This is one of the most beautiful dresses I have ever seen I cant wait to show it off as I accept my
Grammy *sad voice* too bad Jay wont be there to see me win it

Mt: I'm sure if he could make Bey he will be here

Mat: I still dont see the big deal on him we're your family we're the ones that count

Bey: Daddy what is up wid u nd Jay what has he done to u y do u hate him so much

Mat: I dont not hate him its jus he's damn near 12 years older than you that all

Bey:O thas so little of you age aint nothin but a number daddy. He is so good to me treats me like a queen
loves me for me doesnt want to change nor control me he even changed all of his ways jus to be wid me

Ang: An he had a shit load of em too

Bey: Like dady u were like this wid Lyndell now Jay what u dont want me to grow up

Mat: Its not that its jus hard to see that ur are grown up nd I still remeber my baby girl who I used to take
bike riding everyday nd used to sing around the house now ur singing for millions nd headlining ur own shows I am proud of you its jus gonna take time for me to really sit bacc nd realize that

Bey: I love you daddy but please give Jay a chance

Mat: I will try Bey ok I promise

Bey: Thank you daddy

*With that they head bacc to the hotel to get ready for the awards the next day*

MT: I think I will tell everybody when we get bacc home on tuesday

Mat: Ya that will be one hell of a day but for now lets focuse on our first born can you believe she may
actually win her very first Grammy on her own

MT: This is so much to take in lets gt some sleep

*Meanwhile Bey is up nervous about tomorrow so she calls Jay*

Bey: Baby I miss you sooo much its unreal I wish u were here to hold me so I could sleep

Jay: Babe I havent had a goodnite sleep in the past 3 mths nd Im on tour too so I cant see my boo win her
first Grammy but I will be watchin tho cheering you on so knock em dead babe

Bey: I will baby jus for you

*They talk tellin how much thy miss each other then Bey falls asleep while on the phone*

*Knock Knock*

Ty: Beyonce get up girl its time for rehearsal then hair make up then show time

Bey: I dont wanna I jus wanna lay here til Jay comes

Ty: Well Jay aint comin so come on lets eat then u go work the stage nd then I can work that head cuz lord
knows it needs help.

*Bey reluctantly gets up, grabs a quick bite, then heads to rehearsals wid her mama nd crew*

MT: I dont feel so good I think Imma sit for a few mins must've been somethin I ate

Bey: Mama you need to lay down nd rest for tonite cuz I cant have my mama sick like this not on the biggest nite of my life

MT: Bey I will be fine jus go rehearse I'll be here

Bey: Ok but yall please watch my mama if anything happens get me immediately

Ty: Yes Bey we will

*Mathew comes and sees Tina layin down*

Mat: Babe are you ok

MT:*whispers* its' jus mornin sickness I'll be fine jus get me some crackers that'll do

Mat: Ok no problem

*After Bey gets done wid rehearsals thy leave so they can get ready for the awards, they leave nd get in the
limo*

Bey: Mama you look gorgeous

MT: Bey you do too I still cant believe my baby is gettin her first Grammy award

Bey: Me either but I miss Jay I want him here

MT: He will be here in spirit

Bey: Ya ur rite but we're here I got butterflies

*They arrive at the Kodak theatre nd Bey walks the red carpet like never before they go inside the awards start*

Bey: Mama my category is up next

MT: Bey pray God is with you, you will be fine

*They announce Bey's category*

Announcer: 'AND THE WINNER FOR BEST ALBUM IS: BEYONCE KNOWLES FOR DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE

*Bey damn near shits herself as she walks to get her award she cries thru her speech then thanks GOD, her
fam, friends nd US BEYSTANS for everything. Then nite ends nd Bey is on cloud 9 nd Jay surprises her at the post Grammy party Tina nd Mathew stay a while then  head bacc to their room to get some sleep*
The next day the go out nd start lookin for baby clothes nd beds cuz they got rid of Bey nd Solo's things nd now they were starting over.

Mat: Hopefully we have a boy

MT: No I think I want another girl

Mat: What I mean we have two dont u think thas enough

MT: It doesnt matter what ever we have we will love it jus like we love our two now

*They cont. shopping then go bacc to the hotel to leave for home*

MT: I think Bey's still sleep she aint get in til late so I'll call her from the plane

Mat: Ya she does party hard

MT: She gets it form you

Mat: Haha funny are we

MT: *kisses him* Lets go baby

*They leave an head bacc to Houston when they get home Solange is there wid Daniel*

Mat: I thought by now you would know I dont want him in my house

Sol: Well nice to see you too daddy how was everything

MT: Beautiful Bey was sad cuz Jay wasnt there but he surprised her at the Grammy party

Sol: Aww now thas beautiful but we have to talk mama

MT: about wat

Sol: Well we want to get married nd fast before the media finds out

Mat: LIKE HELL OVER MY DEAD BODY

Sol: Daddy I dont want my child born out of wedlock

MT: Solange u are talkin about a serious commitment there no turning bacc after u get married I mean yall
can still be together nd have a baby but u dont have to get married

Sol: Mom we've been talkin nd yes we have to

Mt: Well let me get some sleep nd we'll talk in the morning

Sol: k nite mom

*They go to bed wit alot on he brain* The next mornin

MT: Solange come here

Sol: Ma'am

MT: We have to call nd tell Bey

Sol: O shhh i forgot about that uh oh

*They call but she doesnt answer so they keep callin*

Sol: Wonder what she doin.......O ya never mind she wid Jay

MT: She better call me *phone rings*

Bey: Omg what y do i have 17 missed calls

Mt: WE have something to tell you

Bey: Who is we

MT: Me nd Solange

Sol: Hey thu thu congrats but I have some life changing news

Bey *Excited* What what is it

Sol: BEY I'M PREGNANT

Bey: *passes out*

Jay catches Bey nd grabs the phone*

Jay: Hey wats goin on Bey jus fainted

Sol: Hey Shawn I jus told be that I'm pregnant

Jay: WHAT UR ONLY 17 LOOK LEMME GET BACC TO YALL WHEN SHE WAKES UP

*Bey finally awakens*

Bey: O baby thank God i t was jus a dream I dreamt solange called nd told me she was pregnant

Jay: It wasnt a dream babe she is

Bey: OMG *calls home* Are you kidding me she's pregnant how when what by who I mean give me some
answers

MT: Calm down Bey

Solange comes to the phone

Sol: sis dont be mad it jus happened nd we're gettin married to

Bey: MARRIED ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS I CANT WID U GUYS I JUS HAD THE BEST NITE
OF MY LIFE NOW THIS UGH

MT: Thas not all you guys I'M PREGNANT TOO

*BEY ND SOLANGE BOTH FAINT*

4 comments:

  1. this is my fav knowles/jayonce blog. good job. i like how you put the two stories together now. Jay and Bey are so cute. I still cant believe that Solo and Mama Tina are pregnant. *BEY ND SOLANGE BOTH FAINT* it so funny.

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  2. cant wait til you upload a new part

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  3. sit and wait til you update the nex bey/jay part

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