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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Headin for trouble

S/O to Bey for doin her thang at the Roseland I was suppose to attend tomorrows but hey maybe next time anyway more Bey nd Shawn

We left off wit Bey nd Shawn leaving for California cuz Lyndell escaped for prison. Bey nd Shawn made love for the first time in weeks nd they had went to sleep when Bey's phone rang nd the Detective told her Lyndell was found dead with his penis cut off.


Bey: OMG ware was he found 


Off: In Texas not too far from where you live 


Bey: O No how did he find out where I moved o wait never mind, but tell me officer can 
we go home now


Off: Yes ur home is secure but we will keep in touch because this was a homicide nd 
we might need some more info.


Bey: O thank you nd I will be happy to help 


Off: Ur welcome but this is my job and I dont take it lightly


Bey: Im glad you bye nd God Bless


Off: Thank you nd you too


*Bey hangs up the phone nd jus sits there*


Shawn: baby are you ok 


Bey: Yes but I still cant believe he's dead I feel kinda bad


Shawn: Bey dont baby he raped u nd almost killed u 


Bey: Baby u know what ur right but still its that little part of u that feels empathy nd that 
is kickin in rite now 


Shawn: Well let me put ya back to sleep to take ur mind off it


*he slowly kiss Bey while she lays back on the bed nd then he makes his way to her 
kitty kat. She opens wide nd he starts to feast. Bey is squirming nd fidgeting nd he 
takes his time to enjoy her.


Bey: OH GOD SHAWN U ARE REALLY GOOD AT THIS BABY OOWWW 


Shawn: O ya


Bey: Yes baby u are 


*he continues to feast nd she is in heaven. Finally after 30 mins nd numerous nuts 
Shawn hits her 'G' Spot nd Bey go beserk nd lets out a huge orgasm rite on Shawn 
face then falls fast asleep. Shawn crawls up to kisses her then they cuddle nd go back 
to sleep. Time passes nd life is back to normal Mama Tina nd Solange have moved out 
but not too far from Bey n Shawn nd Bey is set to release her 3 studio album I Am 
Sasha Fierce. So the night before the listening party Bey nd Shawn go out nd have a 
really nice dinner then take a stroll in downtown Houston nd visit the Aquarium. They 
enjoy each others company nd laugh at their ridiculously corny ass jokes nd reminisce 
on all the things they have been thru. They run across a homeless family nd give them 
2,000 nd tells the husband to call his office tomorrow nd ask for him cuz he has a job 
for him.(BTW everything has been moved to Houston yall know I had to rep my home 
jus sayin). Afterwards they go home for some midnight dessert.


Bey: Baby I'm hungry feed me
Shawn: We jus had dinner 


Bey: I know but I want somethin else I want dessert kinky style
Shawn: O ok I understand


*Bey goes downstairs nd takes out some dessert items nd Shawn sits on the couch nd 
she straddles him with nothin but her bra nd panties on nd starts to feed him nd he 
feeds her (yall get the visual I shouldnt have to explain feeding to yall). She gets the 
whip cream nd sprays it over his face nd licks it off then he undo's her bra ndsprays 
her nipples nd sucks them til the stand at attention nd salute him. She bites a 
strawberry nd then tongues Shawn giving the bitten piece to him nd he chews it nd 
swallows. This forplay goes on for some time then Bey asks the unthinkable*


Bey: Shawn what do u think about us having a threesome 


Shawn: *eyes light up* Bey really like with who


Bey: O I dont know jus some random person 


Shawn: What I dont satisfy u enough 


Bey: HA baby please dont make me laugh u have me sore every time we make love I 
only want one dick inside of me but it would be fun nd new nd spice up our sex life


Shawn: But babe I dont wanna share u with anybody else u know how stingy I am 
when it comes to things that matter the most


Bey: Ok baby I was jus playin anyways u think I would give u up to another person ha 
remember this marriage is for 2 not 3 


Shawn: So u were listening huh


Bey: I listen to everythin u say I jus dont agree with them


Shawn: O ok  


Bey: But I don have another question I want u to answer


Shawn: What is it


Bey: Will u fuck me in the ass


Shawn: WTF Beyonce u really need to stop hangin wit Solo freaky ass cuz she got u 
comin home talkin crazy 


Bey: Well will you I always wanted to try it but I said I never would please baby


Shawn: Bey I will fuck up ur whole entire body my dick is too big for that lil bitty hole 
aint enough grease in the world for that to happen


Bey:*pouts* 


Shawn: No U did not jus start pouting


Bey: *goes upstairs*


Shawn: *follows*


Bey: Y not baby 


Shawn: I jus told u I am too big u will never be able to walk hell u can barely walk now 


Bey:*sits on bed nd pouts*


Shawn: O HELL NO COME HERE 


*he tackles her nd rips her panties off with his teeth, he then spreads her legs fra nd 
wide nd fucks the dog shit out of her while she is screamin nd beggin for mercy*


Bey: SHAWN O GOD SHAWN MMMMMMMMMMMMM AHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY 
PLEASE 


ShawnL WATS MY NAME TEACH U WHO TO POUT AT *he stops* SO U WANT IT IN 
THE ASS HUH WELL TURN YO ASS OVER ND GET READY CUZ IT COMIN ND WHEN 
I'M DONE I DONT WANNA HEAR NO COMPLAINTS U GOT THAT


Bey: *smiles* YES DADDY NOW GIVE IT TO ME


*Shawn enters Bey's ass nd she freaks out he goes slow to open nd she fights back 
the tears but he knows its hurting her cuz she is so small nd he is huge*


Shawn: U want me to stop


Bey: NO


Shawn: =/ *to himself wat the hell type of freak did I marry*


*he keeps goin nd she finally open up nd she begs him to go faster so he did. Now they 
are goin fast nd Bey is screamin his name nd she is about to cum then all of a sudden 
the unthinkable happens*


Shawn: OH SHIT BEYONCE 


Bey: SHAWN COREY CARTER UGGHH I HATE YOU HELP ME NOW 


Shawn: Hold on babe I'mma call the fire department nd see if they can help you *runs 
to dail 911*


Operator: 911 What ur emergency


Shawn: Um yes I need a fire department over here quick cuz me nd my wife were 
having sex on our new bed nd her head got stuck in the headboard.



12 comments:

  1. lmao #ICANT right now... I was dying laughing and I freaked tf out when he said grease and little hole..... AHHH D:

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  2. love it!!! lol. they're so inlove!! i love that!! this was great....and funny!! more please!!! loved it! <3

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  3. Whoaa they r some supa freaks! (well Bey mostly :P)
    but yea this was like the kinkiest thing ever
    I can't believe that they just did that but hey they are married *kanyeshrug*
    and the end had me dyin that is so embarrassing LOL!

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  4. Woooow lmfao Bey is getting wild..in the ass man..ch....lol...I was on the floor at her head getting stuck in the headboard lmao..update soon please I gotta see how this goes smh....

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  5. sooo umm i said i was tired of lyndell ass... but i wanna know who did the all thing!!! hehe SASHA was here!! haha that's was so crazy

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  6. remember bee said "sasha too much for much" haha

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  7. oops "sasha too much for me" raah yes

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  8. LMFAO see thats what Bey get. NAsty ass freak lol. now look at her. Head all stuck lol. this was #2MUCh lol loved it.

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  9. Nasty & Freaky. But laughing at "my dick is too big for that lil bitty hole
    aint enough grease in the world for that to happen." LMAO but Bey's head getting stuck in the headboard OMG too funny.

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  10. LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GURL U WROTE DAT LLF BEY NASTY AZZ I #CANT DIS POST IS FUNNY AZ HUK LMPAOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAH BOTH OF THM R HOT AZZ MESSES.COM I JUS CNT CRYN TEARS

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  11. woah that wasnt bey that was sasha talking wow that was amazing and i could picture everything that happened shawn was a little too rough with her plz write more

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