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Monday, August 15, 2011

SURPRISE FOR ALL OF YALL

THIS IS A SURPRISE FOR ALL OF U GUYS AN ALTERNATE STORY TO WHAT COULD OF HAPPENED

Shawn: MAN WTF ARE YOU DOIN HERE


Lyndell: I have to talk to Bey


Shawn: I thought I told u to leave us alone *punches him in the face*


*Mathew comes running along with Julius nd they tackle Lyndell while Bey screams*


Bey: STOP IT PLEASE SHAWN BABY STOP


*they let him loose nd Bey runs to give him aid then she slaps him*


Bey: WTF ARE YOU DOIN HERE RUINING MY WEDDING 


Lyn: Bey I jus couldnt let you go I want to be the man of ur dreams I love you Beyonce 
please I jus took an ass whoopin for you u cant tell me that isnt love U said it ur self u 
need a soldier that will take one for u nd I did please thats gotta mean somethin to you


Bey:*pauses*It does *helps stand him up, it means ur fuckin pathetic u did me so wrong 
for so long nd the minute I get a real man u cant take seeing me happy so u try nd ruin 
it hahahahaha u must think imma fool or somethin huh *to Shawn* Baby come on lets 
go


*They push Lyndell out the door nd Bey an Shawn get married nd have a good time til 
about 3 a.m. then they retire upstairs*


Bey: Baby will you undo my dress 


Shawn: Yes I will *walks over to take her dress off an sees she has no panties on*O 
dam I knew I got the right type of freak *his phone goes off* Hello wat ok I'll be there 
in a min *hangs up*


Bey: who was that 


Shawn: Oh Uh my  um mom she wanted me to come over an help wit somethin 


Bey: Well can it wait til the mornin I mean we jus got married we need to start our 
honeymoon


Shawn: I wont be gone too long I promise *kisses Bey nd leaves, calls the number 
back*


Female: Hey you


Shawn: Hey wats up sexy u waitin on daddy 


Fem: Yes u know so yall married now 


Shawn: Ya but she aint as good as you in them sheets I promise u that


Fem: I know I'm the best  but how long cuz im waitin for u 


Shawn: gimme 15 mins nd imma be all up in that 


Fem: Well hurry up


Shawn: I will promise *hangs up* 


*Meanwhile Bey has plans of her own, see she already knew what Shawn was goin to 
do on their wedding nite cuz he left his phone on nd she read his messages (men 
always get caught smh) so she called up ol faithful)


Male: Hey sexy Queen Bey u ready for a real man to show u some good love 


Bey: Yes Shawn is gone an I aint bout to sit here alone while he playin in the sheets 
mama gon play in the sheets too so unlock the door cuz I'll be there in 10


Male: Already done 


Bey: Great see u in min 


*with that she leaves nd arrives at her male companions mansion*


Bey:*walks in an 50 cent is sittin there on the couch naked nd Bey drops her dress nd 
stands in the door way nd beckons for him to come to her*


50: No u come here


Bey: u gon make me beg 


50: No here I come *he comes over nd grabs bey nd they start makin out on the couch


*mean while Shawn has made it to his spot*


Shawn: Daddy's home 


*Shawn walks in to find Keri Hilson on the bed waitin for him in a lingerie set*
Keri: U ready for this 


Shawn: Yes *hops in bed, nd they start makin out* (n I will be rite back gotta throw up)


*SHAWN AND BEY BOTH LOOK AT THEIR RINGS WHILE MAKING OUT ND REALIZE WHAT 
THEY'RE DOING IS WRONG ND THEY BOTH GET UP SIMULTANEOUSLY ND LEAVE*(GOD 
WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS)


Keri: Jay ware are you goin I thought u said u wanted to taste this


Shawn: I cant I love Beyonce tooo much 


Keri: DONT MENTION THAT BITCH'S NAME IN MY HOUSE


Shawn: Bitch see I knew u was a trick nd for the record u cant dance nor sing so stop 
big bird lookin bitch I cant believe I was bout to cheat on a Queen wit a lame hahaha u 
dont have a hit nd u cant work yo hips so stop nd yo shit stank, u cant kiss boy I tell u 
the truth I am so glad I looked at my finger before we went too far dont call my phone 
anymore nd dont email  nothin ya rite *laughs* u better then BEY not in a million years 
crusty bitch *with that bein said nd done he leaves*


Bey: 50 Stop NOW I have to go I cant do this I'm sorry for gettin u all worked up for 
nothin but I love Shawn tooo much to hurt him like this although he hurt me two 
wrongs dont make a right


50: But Bey you deserve the best 


Bey: Shawn is the best he has more than you nd he has me nd I am the best I cant do it 
Tina did not raise me like that(Sorry Mama Tina) but its not in me to do wrong for 
wrong*grabs her things* dont worry I wont call u or bother u at all goodbye* Bey left 
nd went home


*Shawn nd Bey both come home within 3 mins of each other. Bey comes in first nd 
goes to take a shower crying her eyes out, then Shawn comes in crying nd joins Bey in 
the shower*


Shawn: I'm sorry baby


Bey: Me too 


Shawn: You know what I did 


Bey: Yes I know you Shawn


Shawn: Nd I know what you did. Did u go all the way 


Bey: No jus kiss nd make out. Did you


Shawn: No I couldn't I looked at my hand nd saw ur face nd I immediately got up an 
left


Bey*laughs* Baby thats exaclty what happen to me I cant hurt u like that I love you way 
too much 


Shawn: Oh Snap Bey I feel the same way come here boo


*they start kissing an Shawn shoves Bey against the wall nd lifts her up nd she puts her 
legs around him nd they start makin slow passionate love with the water flowing all 
over them*


Bey: SSHHAWNN AAHHH LOVE YOU RITE THERE DADDY AHH *moans*


Shawn: *puts hands against the wall nd continues to grind inside Bey* Girl u ahhh u the 
best I'm sorry for lying to you *looks in her eyes* I will never ever lie to u again I 
promise you this 


Bey: I know baby*ahhh* keep goin Im bout to cum


Shawn: Not yet wait babe* he grabs Bey nd carries her to the bed, then get on top of 
her nd they stare into each others eyes both with tears falling*


Bey: I cant believe I was about to give up all this for somethin I knew wouldnt last 
never again I promise to be honest with you


Shawn: I know what you mean. You mean the world to me baby nd w/out u I have no 
life. I truly love you Beyonce Giselle Carter nd I will til the day I die nd even beyond 
death u are the one that was created for me but tell me how many times did u sleep 
with him


Bey: Never babe this would have been the only time wat bout u


Shawn: Same here I have not slept with anybody but u for the past 7 years who were u 
with


Bey: Um dont get mad cuz its over nd I want our numbers changed by the way but it 
was 50


Shawn: WHAT THAT NIGGA 


Bey: Baby really u cant get mad cuz u were with the nastiest bitch in the industry big 
bird head ass skeri hilson so dont go there


Shawn: How did u know 


Bey: Ur phone babe u left it on one nite nd it wokr me up I saw the messages but left it 
alone nd started talkin to 50 


Shawn: So I gues we both got busted look from now one this marriage is jus for 2 not 
3 ok 


Bey:Promise


Shawn: Promise


Bey: Pinky square


Shawn: Wtf is that some Houston shit yall used to do comin up


Bey: Yes its easy it jus means u promise nd u grab each others pinky nd nd say I pinky 
square I wont break this promise 


Shawn: Ok 


*they pinky promise nd start to kiss this time real slow then Shawn starts to suck on 
her neck nd leaves a big hickie on it then starts to suck her breasts nd goes down to 
her little kitten nd starts to eat like this was his first meal in 40 days nd 40 nights*


Bey: SHAWN AHHHHHHHHHH I II *moans, while Shawn grabs her legs nd makes it so 
she cant move. Bey is stuck nd Shawn is in heaven, as his fingers, lips, nd tongue all go 
in nd out of Bey then finally after 20 mins Bey has a huge orgasm. Shawn quickly 
climbs back on top nd goes in deep inside Bey nd she lets out a loud cry as he looks 
deep into her light brown eyes nd whisper I love you. He starts goin slow givin Bey 
every inch of his anaconda nd Bey is tryin to take it but her kitten is so little it hurts*


Bey: Baby u so big slow down please 


Shawn: Sorry baby *comes out a lil* is that better


Bey: Ahhh Yesss baby ah...ah.. right there 


*Shawn has found her G stpo cuz she is startin to go crazy*


Bey: BABIIIII AHHHAAAAAAAAAAA *screams* I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU SHAWNNN 


Shawn: *Goin harder grunts, nd grabs her hips cuz he's about to cum* OOHH BEYONCE 
U HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU GIRL 


*they both cum nd Shawn's seedling all swam deep into Bey all fightin to get to her 
egg, while Shawn fell on Bey*


Bey: OOHH baby u heavy 


Shawn: Sorry boo *kisses her* u are so good u know u taste like chicken rite


Bey: Wat  wat u mean i taste like chicken


Shawn: Well wateva u eat I can taste it thru ur kitty nd I can taste it when u cum nd 
while I'm eating so if u was ever wondering wat eating you taste like to me jus 
remember what you ate rite before I ate n u know that I taste it too


Bey: That is the craziest shit I have ever heard


Shawn: U wanna taste*sticks his finger inside of Bey


Bey: *moans* Noo baby I'm good I;m tired so please *ahhh* stop


Shawn: *Continues to play nd inserts another finger inside of Bey*


Bey: *moans nd starts to squirm nd move her body to movement of Shawn's fingers* 
Baby please stop *moans again* stop omg stt... oppp *she cums again all over his 
fingers nd he licks them, then kisses Bey*


Shawn: U like that huh


Bey: U a bad boy 


Shawn: Like that isnt y u married me 


Bey: O hush 


Shawn: *laughs* I love u baby 


Bey: I know I love you more this has been one of the craziest nights of my life 


Shawn: I know but at least we made it thru nd nothin can stop up cuz we bonnie nd 
clyde


Bey: Ur right nd we will be til the end of time


Shawn: Thats rite 


*as the sun creeps thru the blinds they fall asleep sayin I LOVE YOU*


HOW DID YALL LIKE THE ALTERNATE VERSION OF THE WEDDING NITE GIMME UR HONEST OPINIONS =D

9 comments:

  1. well that's was digusting, i mean 50cent and keri hilson!!?? really...and on their honeymoon...that's was too much for me...that's was like a BIG HELL NO for me lol sorry

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  2. wow..all i can say is that when Jay was with skeri i was pissed the whole time reading that part..and 50 oh no Bey is too much for his shallow ass..and on their honeymoon that was so crazy..but i loved the part when the realized how much they really loved each other..and the sex was steamy as always..i loved the alternative overall..

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  3. honestly I like the original version better for the story....this was entertaining tho!! Lol I can't believe they had the nerve to do all that on their wedding night!! tisk tisk tisk lol
    --and yes, you have gift for writing great sex scenes (lOl)

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  4. i like the original better!!! this was entertaining and great but the original one is much better!! thanks 4 the update!

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  5. nall dis wasnt it LMMFAOOOO... ME DIDNT LIK DIS ONE @ ALL, NEXT POST ALREADY! DIS WAS NOT EVEN FUNNY 50 AND DAT DAMN SKERI LOL LMAOOOO.. BUTT THNKS U ANY ANYWAY 4 DIS UPDATE DOE!!!!U GREAT AT WRITEN NA MA'AM

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  6. i loved this version...as thinking wth at the beginning but i loved the way the both left and then made love..very ell composed!

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  7. Renay is a freak #lowkey

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  8. Loved it but out of all people 50 & Skeri Hilson. That's super downgrades and a HELL NO!!!!!!! But I still loved it.

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  9. FUCK NO! This bitch Keri Hilson ! BACK TO THE SCHEDULED PROGRAM

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