On the road again

ROFLMFAOO I REALLY LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOIN!

We ended with Bey nd Shawn anal fucking nd Shawn was giving her the business when all of a sudden her head got stuck in the headboard. ROFLMFAOO


Operator: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm so sorry sir but did u say her head got stuck in headboard while y'all were havin sex


Shawn: YES MAN AINT SHIT FUNNY I NEED SOMEBODY OVER HERE TO GET 
HER OUT PLEASE


OP: Ok sir we are sending a unit now *still laughing*


Shawn: Ugh*hangs up*


Bey:*panicking*SHAWN WHAT DID THE SAY


Shawn: WELL THEY LAUGHED AT US AT FIRST THEN THEY SAID THEY ARE 
SENDIN SOMEONE OVER


Bey: O NO THEY GON TELL THE WHOLE WORLD DAM I KNEW I SHOULDN'T 
HAVE MADE U DO IT WELL AT LEAST TRY ND HELP ME PULL MY HEAD BACK 
THRU


*Bey is still in the doggy style position wid her ass in the air nd she tries to pull 
her head thru but its not working, shawn goes to assist but its no help*


Shawn: babe I think I know what the problem is


Bey: What is it please tell me


Shawn: Ur big ass ears if I pin them back then maybe but thats the problem


Bey: Fuck u


Shawn: *laughs*


Bey: Jus put some clothes on me so they wont see me naked


Shawn: O ya that would be nice


*he grabs some sweat pants nd a shirt for Bey but realizes she cant put it on*


Shawn: Babe hows the shirt gonna go on


Bey: Dam jus gimme a towel to cover my chest


*he covers her up puts on some shorts nd a muscle shirt nd jus then Solange 
knocks on the door*


Bey:Who is that


Shawn: Probably the fire dept. babe lemme get it*goes down stairs, nd opens the 
door*O thank God yall are here


Solo: O nice to see you too then


Shawn: Man not you


Bey:*screams from the room* Is it the fire dept babe


Shawn: No its ur sister


Bey: O shit I cant let her see me like this


Solo: Fire dept. wats goin on


Shawn: Well since ur here u might as well go know, we were having sex nd u 
know I be hitting that shit rite nd well Bey's head sorta got stuck in the head 
board


Sol: *bursts out laughin* THIS SHIT I GOTTA SEE *she runs upstairs nd falls to 
the floor laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE 
DAY WHEN BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES GETS HER HEAD STUCK IN HE DAM 
HEADBOARD. THIS IS GOIN ON MY TWITTER


Bey: SOLANGE DONT PLEASE DONT I WILL DO ANYTHING ANYTHING 
PLEASE PLEASE I DONT WANT NOBODY KNOWING ABOUT THIS PROMISE 
ME U WONT


Sol: Fine Bey I wont but I will take a pic for future references


Bey: I HATE YOU JUS SO WE'RE CLEAR


Sol: I love you too Thu Thu


*jus then the fire dept knock nd Shawn answers nd leads them upstairs ware 
Bey is jus lying there in the bed, they almost immediately laugh  at the situation 
but Bey screams nd they get some pliers nd break the bed apart nd frees Bey.


Fireman: Jus have a couple of questions


Shawn: Sure


FM: How did this happen


Solo: They was fuckin nd he rammed her head into the headboard nd it got 
stuck


FM: O wow this is a first for me


Shawn: Ya me too


Solo: But this shit is epic I swear I'm tellin mama


Bey: Fuck u Solange


Solo: dont fuck me im ur sister fuck ur husband


Bey: Ugh y are you here


Solo: Cuz I am plus u got ur listening party tonite


bey: Ya I know


FM: Well we are all done here y'all have a good day


*the firemen leave nd Solo continues to tease Bey, she goes take a shower wit 
Shawn. Then they get dress nd head to the 40/40 Club where the party will be 
held. Everything is goin good nd she has so many good reviews nd is enjoying 
the scenery nd mingling with the people nothin could go wrong. 


Bey: *dances with Shawn to Smash Into You* baby this night is perfect everyone 
loves my album I know when it come out the whole world will love it nd u 
inspired  most of my songs I Love You baby nd nothin could ever tear us apart.


Shawn: I love you too Bey nd I know ur album is goin to debut at #1 it always 
does cuz u the Queen but more importantly ur my Queen, nd the love of my life 
nothin could tear us apart we are bound together forever


*they kiss as the music plays nd Bey goes to the bathroom nd Shawn follows*


Bey: Babe what are you doin


Shawn: SHHH I own this so I can go anywhere I want to now come here


*He takes her in the stall nd they start making out, he sits on the toilet nd she 
raises her dress up as she straddles him nd they start to make love rite in the 
bathroom*


Shawn: Bey u gotta be quiet cuz people will be comin in nd I dont need them 
knowing we in here like this


Bey: I cant baby ur too good it feels sooooo good I jus wanna ride forever


Shawn: U can but u gotta be silent 


Bey: Fine I'll try


*they contiue then Shawn starts doin her doggy style nd Bey controls her 
screams nd they go for a while*


Bey: DAM DADDY U KNOW *moans* HOW TO DO A GIRL RIGHT HUH


Shawn: DAM RIGHT I DO*smacks her ass*


Bey: *moans* AAAAHHHHHH IMMA BOUT....


Cleaner: Hello is anyone in here


Bey: OH SHIT..UHHH YA I AM I'LL BE OUT IN A MIN


Cleaner: Ok


Bey: Shawn we gotta stop come on lets go 


Shawn: Y they not comin bacc 


Bey: Please I jus wanna get home so I scream nd shout how much I love you 


Shawn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW SHIT YA LETS GO


*Bey walks out the bathroom nd a few mins later Shawn comes out nd they act 
like nothin has happened. They started partying then all of a sudden the police 
rammed the building*


Pol: FREEZE 


*everyone stops nd stands still*


Shawn: Yo man wats goin on


Pol: SHAWN COREY CARTER YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF 
LYNDELL LOCKE