TIME TO GO POSTAL

THIS IS TE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE I AM TRULY HONORED TO DO WHAT I DO ND I REALLY AM HAPPY TO HAVE FRIENDS ND PEOPLE IN MY LIFE THAT CARE ND WILL HELP ME SUCCEED =D WITH THAT BEING SAID LETS SEE WHO ASS WE GOTTA KICK FOR MESSIN WID BEY
ND WHO TF IS LIL PUNK ASS UGLY ASS COW DICK SUCKIN ASS WAYNE TRYIN DISS BEY UM NO GOT ME FUCCED I WISH HE WOULD KIDNAP BEY U GOTTA GET THRU THE BEE HIVE FIRST THEN JULIUS ND SOLO ND SHAWN ND U AITN GON MAKE IT BRUH JUS FYI

Bey was kidnapped nd thats ware we will begin


BREAKING NEWS: BEYONCE KNOWLES HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED DETAILS COMING SOON
Cnn has reported that Bey has been kidnapped nd the entire world has stopped what they're doing nd started looking for Bey


Solo: Yo when I find who took my Thu Thu hell is gonna break loose


Julez: Mom Mom y are you crying


MT:Cuz Julez this is like deja vu first u went missing now Bey how much more can my 
family take


Shawn: Dont worry mama I wont sleep til she is home safe nd sound


MT: Me either but where is Mathew he is not answering his phone


Solo: Prolly wit some other bitch


MT: Shut up this is not the time he will never cheat on me


Solo: Whatever this aint bout him I gotta find my Thu Thu


*they drive all nite nd visit the places where Bey nd Solo grew up, they travel to 
downtown Houston, then to the galleria asking everyone nd getting nowhere. Finally 
they go back home nd let the police do their job. 


Shawn:*on his knees crying* GOD NO PLEASE NO I JUS GOT BACK ND NOW THIS HOW 
MUCH MORE CAN OUR MARRIAGE TAKE FIRST I WAS FOUND GUILTY OF SOMETHIN I 
DIDNT DO THEN I GOT FREED NOW MY WIFE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED FOR NOTHIN GOD I 
NEED UR HELP I CANT DO IT ALONE I NEED U FATHER I KNOW WE MADE A PROMISE ND 
WE HAVENT KEPT IT BUT WE HAVE BOTH LEARNED ND NOW WE NEED U MORE THAN 
EVER PLEASE KEEP HER SAFE FATHER I WILL GIVE MY LLIFE TO U FATHER AS LONG AS 
SHE IS SAFE FATHER I GIVE U MY LIFE PLEASE LORD JESUS WE WILL DO UR WILL 
FATHER PLEASE I AM PRAYING IN UR SONS JESUS'S HOLY NAME FATHER PLEASE
MT: Shawn God is not to be mocked


Shawn: Mama I am so serious right now I need him nd we will be in church for now on 
I cant live w/out her thas my world I know we fell off but not anymore I promise not 
to anymore with ur help please I am at my wits end


MT: I know baby but God is counting on u to keep ur word and if not this will happen 


Shawn: I know mama I know *cries in her lap*


MT: It's okay son Mama is here


They are all miserable sitting around praying then the phone rings*


Shawn: Hello


Mystery person: IS THIS JAY-Z


Shawn: Ya who is this*hears Bey screaming in the background* OMFG U BETTER NOT 
HURT HER I SWEAR I WILL KILL ALL OF YALL *puts phone on speaker*


MP: SURE U WILL HERE'S WHAT WE WANT TOMORROW AT MIDNIGHT I WANT YALL TO 
MEET ME IN GALVESTON BY THE PIER WITH 1 MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED BILLS NO 
POLICE JUS U ND THE BRIEFCASE ND I WILL TELL U WARE U CAN FIND HER


Shawn: FINE I WILL BE THERE BUT CAN I TALK TO HER


MP: FOR A FEW SECS *puts phone to Bey's ear*


Bey: Baby


Shawn: BEY I LOVE ND I'M COMING TO GET U


Bey: I know but I'm not scared cuz I know u are coming


Shawn: Thas my big girl I love u babe


Bey: I love u more


MP: Enough of that shit see u tomorrow *hangs up the phone*


Shawn: Yall got that


Off: Yes lets go


*see Shawn aint no fool his cousin works for NYPD so he flew down immediately to 
help nd they have the Houston police there too, and they have a off their phones 
tapped so the idiot kidnappers didnt  have an untraceable phone nd now the police are on their way* 


Off: Yall jus sit here nd wait we will be back in no time 


Shawn: Can I go I gotta see my baby I cant wait for yall to bring her to me 


Off: Sure cuz jus for u but u must do what I tell you  to keep both her nd u safe we 
dont know what type of situation we are about to walk into


Shawn: Already ahead of you bruh 


Off: Alrite lets roll will yall be fine here


Solo: Ya as long as my Thu Thu comes back everything will be fine


Off: Ok I will leave some officers here to protect you guys til we get back


*they leave nd go to the location ware they tracked the phone from nd it lead them to a house in Acres Homes they pulled up nd surrounded the house quietly while Shawn sat in the truck low-key waiting to see Bey. The police knocked the front nd back door in an found Bey bound in a corner guarded by a person who was half sleep holding a gun at Bey head. Bey was perfectly fine. The officers surrounded them nd got the others from the bedroom nd drug them all outside nd freed Bey. Bey came outside nd the officer gave the signal it was clear for Shawn to get out. So he shot out the truck so fast he almost ripped the door off the hinges He ran to Bey with full speed nd grabbed nd kissed Bey and never let her go. The police brought out the suspects then after a few mins told Shawn the scene.


Off: Yo cuz u aint gon believe this but none of this was real I mean these guns are fake man they was jus gonna get u for ur money nd leave 


Shawn: Are you fuckin serious


Off: Nd the sick part is their women nd one crack head who was holding a bb gun to 
Bey's head wel he was suppose to but he was half sleep


Shawn: SO thas y u sounded so calm on the phone 


Bey: Yes I figured that out when I saw that they had the same gun as Julez so I went along with it cuz I knew my King would rescue his queen 


Shawn: You know I will always rescue you thas my job nd I dont take it lightly


Off: Well we will take them down to the station nd have them processed u are filing 
charges right


BEY: HELL YES!


Off: Ok I need you to come down fill out a repost then we will bring you both back 
home 


Shawn: Ok lets go 


*in the car*


Bey: u wanna know exactly who it was


Shawn: Who 


Bey: Jennifer nd she had her lil crew wit her 


Shawn: I knew it now it makes sense cuz the note she left said I told you to watch ur 
back but Bey please tell me what happen


Bey: Well I was talkin wid Gwen nd Solo when I thot I spotted Jennifer at the party but I didnt get a good look so we started dancing then I saw her again so I ran after her trying to figure y she was there. I went outside to see if I could catch her but she got away and on my way back someone pointed a gun at my back nd forced me into the van.


Shawn: no u know u should have gotten me n I would have told u to stay while I handle 
it


Bey: But babe u were busy


Shawn: I am never to busy for u dont u ever think that


Bey: Ok babe 


*they  head to the police station do what they need to do and then they go home and 
find the family there. Bey walks in and everyone runs and hugs her. They all cry nd sit 
around talking nd everyone stays the night they lock up the house like Alcatraz nd go 
to bed/ Bey takes a long hot shower nd Shawn gives her a massage nd they cuddle nd 
watch tv*


Shawn: *turns tv down* Babe we need to talk


Bey: We do


Shwn: While u were gone I broke down nd I cried in front of ur mom


Bey: OMG you did baby


Shawn: Yes nd while I was I prayed and asked God to bring you back to me  an ur mom 
brought up a valid point


Bey: about what


Shawn: We need to get back in the church these things keep happening because we 
made promises to God and we are not keeping them and he is punishing us we need to 
keep our promises to him we know everything we have is because of him an we cant 
keep taking advantage of his grace an mercy baby we have to change


Bey: Shawn you know I thought about the same exact thing while sitting there waiting 
for you cuz we did make that promise when we lost the baby and ur right we cant 
keep doing things our way and not acknowledging the one who made it possible for us 
to even wake up let alone do what we do giving us our talents  I was actually going to 
talk to you about that in the morning


Shawn: We really are meant to be together


Bey:Yes we are and together we will change the world nd show them true love nd 
how to obey God 


Shawn: I love you babe


Bey: I love you more


*they go to sleep laying tighter than a fat woman's booty cheeks in spandex. They 
sleep so peaceful nd wake in the morning to screaming*


Bey:*running to Mama Tina's room with Shawn nd Solo right behind her* Mama whats 
wrong


MT: UR FATHER JUS TOLD ME HE WANTS A DIVORCE BECAUSE HE HAS FALLIN IN LOVE WITH A MAN