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This is my first blog so dont judge me im coming up with this off he top of my head so be patient nd I hope you enjoy them. This blog contains stories about Beyonce and Solange Knowles not jus Beyonce and Shawn Carter.



Tuesday, August 16, 2011

A test of fate

MAN O MAN O MAN SO MANY STARS WERE AT THE SHOW TONITE ONLY QUEEN BEY CAN SELL OUT IN 22 SECS.N I KNOW MANY OF YALL WERE SHOCKED ABOUT ALTERNATE VERSION JUS WANTED TO GET UR OPINIONS I THOT IT WAS CRAZY WHILE WRITING IT BUT ANYWAY HERE GOES NOTHIN =D
BIG THANX TO MY BROTHER ND SIS FOR THIS ONE (nd btw I AINT a freak lol)

Well in the original version Bey nd Shawn got married nd they made love all night long nd as the sun creeped thru the windows they fell asleep saying I love you.


Bey: *wakes up nd goes to the restroom, then gets back in bed while Shawn gets up nd uses the bathroom also*


Shawn: Morning Mrs. Carter


Bey: Morning Mr. Carter *both smile* 


Shawn: U ready for this 


Bey: Yes are you ready 


Shawn: I woudnt have said I do if I wasnt ready for it


Bey:*smiles* I love you baby 


Shawn: I love you more


*they start to kiss (again they aint brushed nobodies teeth) nd Bey clims on top of 
Shawn nd start to ride*


Shawn: OHH Bey you wasnt playin when u said the best is yet to come huh


Bey: No baby I wasnt so get ready 


*Shawn grabs Bey's hips nd starts grinding with her nd they start goin faster nd faster*


Bey: OOOOOOHHHH SHAWN AHHHH FEELS SO GOOD BABY 


*Bey is riding harder nd harder nd Shawn can barely hold on  Bey is about to cum*


Bey: OHH BABY IM CUMMIN 


Shawn: Hold on Bey *flips her over nd starts beat her brains out, the head board 
knockin up against her knees nd she is goin crazy*


Bey: OOOHHH SSHHAWWWNNN  *she cumes all over him nd busts too* now thats 
how a married couple is suppose to start their honeymoon muah *kisses him*


Shawn: Hell ya baby now Im ready to go back to sleep now u wore me out feels like I 
been working day nd nite with you girl.


Bey: I know I put it down Im good like that they dont call me Queen Bey for nothin 


Shawn: dam rite but anyway are you packed nd ready to go to Paris nd finish up our 
honeymoon 


Bey: Yes boo I packed 2 days ago the question is are you packed 


Shawn: Hell I packed a month ago I been ready for this trip never wanted to go to Paris 
so much my entire life


Bey: u a fool babe but y we been there plenty of time


Shawn: But I have never been there with my wife when we went u were still my fiance 
nd we were there for work not pleasure 


Bey: AWWW thas so romantic well lets go what we waitin on 


Shawn: Um u will take a shower nd brush yo teeth first right 


Bey: Duh what type of woman do u think I am 


Shawn: Iight jus sayin I had a hoe once nd when we finish she jus get up nd leave dont 
even attempt to stop by the bathroom


Bey: Now thats disgustin I really didnt need to know that keep ur skeltons in the closet 
please


Shawn: What we're married they mean nothin anymore u are the only one I see I;d be a 
fool to mess with anyone but u a dumbass fool (yes Shawn C Carter you would be a 
fool a totally dumbass fuck fool if u cheated on Beyonce G Knowles. If that happens 
there is no hope for any women out there)


Bey: I know babe but lets shower nd get out of here 


*they both shower nd leave for Paris they spend 3 days in Paris then head back to the 
states cuz Bey has to finish workin on her album. This is the night they get home nd 
are in bed gettin ready for the next day*


Shawn: So miss Sasha Fierce since that what ur callin urself nowadays y do u have to 
go back to work so soon


Bey: Cuz baby its my job nd I love it thats y  


Shawn: So u love it more than me 


Bey: O so u jealous 


Shawn: Me jealous not*rolls over*


Bey: Shawn are you pouting omg you are huh


Shawn: LEMME LONE


Bey: U big ass baby wat imma do wit u 


Shawn*ignores her*


Bey: I got it *she stands up in bed nd takes off her nite clothes nd jus stands there, 
Shawn rolled over nd his jaw dropped* Close yo mouth unless u bout to put them lips 
to work honey


Shawn: Dam right I am *he sat up nd started eatin Bey out while she was still standing 
in the middle of the bed   . He put her against the head board so she wouldnt fall nd 
wrapped her legs around his neck nd at the shit out of her*


Bey: *moans* OOHH DADDY PLEASE DONT STOP KEEP GOIN PLEASE


*nd Shawn did jus that he ate nd ate til Bey could nut anymore then he finally let her 
down nd she returned the favor. Bey was sucking nd jerking Shawn's dick so hard til 
he didnt know what to do his eyes couldnt roll back anymore his toes couldnt curl 
anymore he was jus in heaven. Then he busts a huge nut all over Bey's face nd she 
licked it off(yuck) 


Bey: You still jealous baby


Shawn: Hell naw yo job dont get this type of treatment  


*they both laugh nd cudlle nd fall asleep. Bey wakes up to Miss Tina beating the door 
down with Angie, Ty nd Julius all waiting for her. She gets up puts a robe on nd 
answers the door*


Bey: Y yall here so early


MT: Cuz u have a photo shoot at 10 nd u know it takes u forever 


Bey: But its like not even 7 yet


MT: Girl wat its almost 8:30 now go take a shower nd hurry up we gotta go


*Bey goes takes her shower wakes Shawn tells him she's leaving nd goes to start  her 
day with a photo shoot,  then her nd Mama Tina both have to spend the rest of the day 
at the Dereon headquarters designing new ideas. The next few months have been 
hectic for Bey with many more photoshoots nd promos, nd interviews Bey is 
exhausted so Shawn decides to call the family nd everyone meet at their house for a 
family get together. Everyone shows up at 5 one Saturday nd jus have a blast. No one 
is talkin bout work Solo is there with her nd Julez nd her new man 'Buddy' nd 
everyone is having a good time*


Bey: Thank you baby so much for this I needed this jus to relax nd not think about 
work jus be with my family nd my nephew is getting so big I cant believe he's almost 5 


Shawn: Ur welcome babe I know this is what u need  now go enjoy Imma chill nd talk 
to Buddy nd see where ihs head is at wit my lil sis 


Bey:*kisses him*  alrite behave now


*they go back nd play pool while bey mingles with the women nd she plays with Julez. 
Around midnight everyone starts to leave nd Shawn nd Bey walk Solo Julez nd Mama 
Tina to the car. Solo puts Julez in the car nd they stand out side talkin. Shawns phone 
rings nd he walks to the back of the car to take the call*


Shawn: Hello 


Gloria: Hey Shawn I was jus callin to let you know I made it home safely 


Shawn: Thas good to *BAM KNOCKED OUT COLD WITH BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HIS 
HEAD*


Bey: SHAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*See Julez was in the car but he wasnt strapped in he see people drive before so he 
accidently put the car in reversed nd it started to roll nd hit Shawn nd knocked him out 
cold*


Bey: OMG CALL 911


Solo: Quick get my baby stop the car 


*Julius managed to get the car stopped nd parked it nd got Julez out*


MT: Whats the number to 911


Bey: I DONT KNOW OMG HE'S BLEEDING 


*Julius dialls 911 nd the ambulance is rushed out, Bey didnt know Gloria was on the 
phone so she was crying nd screaming nd grabbed his phone to dial her but then saw 
it was already on*


Bey: Hello mama Gloria 


Gloria: YES BEY WAT HAPPEN 


Bey:Shawn got hit by a car nd he hit his head on the ground nt its blood coming out of 
his head nd ears


*jus then the ambulance showed up nd they loaded Shawn onto the stretcher nd 
rushed him to the hospital. he immediately went into surgery to stop the bleeding while 
Bey nd the rest of the family sat nd waited after a few hours the doctors came back 
with good news*


Doc: Hi I'm Dr. Wigger nd ur husband is goin to be fine he's in alot of pain nd has not 
woken up yet but he is set to make a full recovery you can go in an see him now if u 
want


Bey:*sigh of relief* Thank you doctor


*Bey goes while the rest of the family waits*


Bey: O Shawn I know u probably cant hear me but I love u nd cant wait til u are back to 
normal I need u dont go to the light come back to me please baby *starts to cry* Julez 
is goin to get his butt spanked trust me 


*jus then Shawn moved his hand nd his eyes came open nd he stared at Bey wit a tear 
fallin from his eyes he smiled cuz he agreed


Bey:*smiled back* O i knew hearing that would make u come back imma go get ur mom 
nd tell them u came too 


*she leaves nd goes to get the family they each go talk to him one by one then they 
leave. After a few days Bey leaves for a few hours to return home n get some clean 
clothes nd shower. bey goes home nd takes a shower as she gets out she hears a 
knock at the door so she goes nd opens it w/out even lookin to see who it is then she 
walk away thinkin its Solo but it aint. 


Man: So u jus let anybody in ur house huh


Bey: *jumps Lyndell wat the fuck are you doin here


Lyn: I rold you I was comin back for you didnt I *he closes the door*


Bey: Get out before I call Julius 


Lyn: OOOWW Im scared shut up bitch, now I tried to do wats right but I cant cuz I love 
u too much to let u go 


Bey: *scared* what do u want form me 


Lyn: I jus want you 


*Bey runs upstairs nd Lyndell trips her goin up, he then grabs her while she's kicking 
nd screaming nd goes to her bedroom closes the door nd rapes Bey. Solange comes 
in after he leaves.


Solo: BEYONCE , BEYONCE WARE THE FUCK ARE YOU


*NO ANSWER*


SOLO: BEYONCE


 *calls her phone hears it ringing nd thinks she must be in the shower she goes into Bey nd Shawns room nd finds Bey laying in bed naked in a pool of her own blood.

12 comments:

  1. DEAD! At mama tina asking the numba for 911 LMAO! Awww I feel bad for Jay..Julez is always starting some shit and DAMN I hope Bey is ok!

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  2. OMG OMG someone need to kill lyndell now that's all!!!

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  3. OHHHH HELLLLZ NO. JAy BETTA MAKE A FULL RECOVERY SOON SO HE CAN MOLLYWHOP LYNDELLS ASS

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  4. Lmao I know right..I was laughing so hard at mama Tina...and I'm glad Jay is okay..smh at Juelz bad ass...and omg I can't believe Lyndell raped Bey wow..I'm so distraught about that...this shit is about to get crazy..please update soon...

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  5. Whoa O_O this may be the most suspenseful update of all the blogs EVER. First of all I feel really bad for Jay I hope he gets better soon!!! And Julez's bad ass needs to stop doin destructive shit!!! He needs a whoopin ASAP!
    And OMG Bey!!! :O I can't BELIEVE Lyndell's sorry ass really did that! I hope Bey is okay and I hope Jay finds him and discombobulates his sorry ass!!! Please update soon!

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  6. LMFAO at mama t "whats the number to 911?" xDDDD and i was soo angry when lyndell rape her i was like DAMN! WTF? I WILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! HE BETTER DIE .

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  7. Hahahaha LMAO at Mama T hilarious!! BUT NOOOO BEYONCE IM GON KILL LYNDELL OMG JAY BEST RECOVER QUICK!!!! omg I just can't Beyonce :'( the suspence is killing me please update quickly u can't wait any longer!!!

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  8. *DEAD* at "Hi I'm Dr. Wigger"

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  9. omggggg need a new update

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  10. OMG this is amazing. Lyndell needs to die because nobody hurts Bey & gets away with it. Can't wait until you do the next part.

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  11. Kmsl..Whats The Number Too 911.. & Omg Seriously Did He Really Just Rape Her..Hurry And Update This Thing :P

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  12. "WHATS THE NUMBER TO 911" really mama tina. I just died,....this nigga Lyndell. shit just got real. Jay assassinate this niggaaaaaa.

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